#no I don’t think so

[allthepandasintheworld]

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[whatthebodygraspsnot]

good morning it’s 6am and i’ve been up since 4:30am rereading old habits and it may be the chemicals misfiring but would anyone ever be interested in that same kind of premise but reversed? like young 20s, sweet stubborn ian and older, got-his-shit-together mickey? like is that cool or distasteful considering canon shit. if it was handled correctly.

idk i just really want sweetie pie ian and intimidating mickey who scares people but takes good care of ian. pls respond. i will not remember making this post and will be very confused when i get home from work today.

[sarafangirlart]

I definitely like the idea of Hera overthrowing Zeus and taking over but to imply that it would be feminist or that she’d be a better leader especially to women is so funny bc she still harms women even outside of her jealousy of Zeus’s lovers.

[empyrangel]

Book 1

Book 3

[alchemicalwerewolf]

How wrong you are

were you there when she was at her lowest? Were you there at her highest? How about when she felt nothing at all? Everything too much? No?

How about when you caused her pain? Were you there then? What about when I caused her pain? When no one in particular caused her pain, it was all just too much to handle?

No? Really?

Let me ask you this. When were you there? When she was happy? When she was in a good place? Were you there when you felt like it?

Well I was there every single day. I was there through the best, the worst, and everything in between. I was there. And where were you?

If you were there in her darkest hour, when she couldn’t see through the sickening black of pain, could she recognize how you feel? Could she sense your presence without seeing your face? Would she recognize you even if she saw you?

If you saw her with tears spilling down her cheeks would you even turn to say you’re sorry? Would you stay by her side until river turns to desert and the light shines her way?

If you knew the pain you’ve caused you wouldn’t be saying you’re her best friend. Because that’s me. It’s always been me. You? You’re the bane of my existence in which I can’t hope to survive. You’re not her best friend, you’re her worst enemy in disguise.

[mackerel-re]

I have no excuse I drew this weird ass shit of Tony the Tiger 😔

[pulisicsgirl]

what do you mean i have to do my assignments instead of just napping every afternoon???

[sunflowergirl522]

Will I ever finish one fic before starting another?

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!

[tearlessrain]

I mean honestly I don’t hate Harris. or Biden, who has actually done a lot of good in the last four years especially considering the mess he had to clean up. but whatever gets the “my imaginary moral high ground is more important than peoples’ lives” fucks to vote.

[rocklobstering]

1. i don’t miss you, but for some reason i still care

2. i miss what we had but i’m not sure if i want it back yet

3. what we could have been

4. what i want

5. happy pride month :)

[empyrean11]

Ern Dog?!?

[elodieunderglass]

changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.

I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.

Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.

No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.

But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?