#no braincell mode activated

[didsomeonesayventus]

hello i love!!! ur alearcryst art!!! it's so soft and it fits them perfectly. i've just recently gotten into the ship n ur content is giving me Life thank u.

HELL YEA please they are so incredibly soft and devoted to each other I am shaking the fandom they're so so so good stop sleeping on them stop sleeping on anxious lil guy becomes god's favorite blorbo ever and the power and beauty of deep and wholly unconditional, fully reciprocated love

frankly I do wanna make more content of them i am just a tired blob with a full time job and have trouble remembering to have fun with art and not get frustrated with the sketch not coming together or get my brain together enough to write wheezes

tho speaking of since you pointed out the art I do have a smattering of fics as well! (a total of 7; largely drabbles and a novella sized multichapter one) ... also planning on making more but also brain is not pulling together enough to get anything written because the Big One:tm: WIP is at a complete standstill and I refuse to let it die.

but yeah welcome to the club shakes ur hand somehow we're the rarepair despite how OBVIOUSLY they were made for each other and bring out the best and worst of each other and- (I am dragged away before this gets any longer)

[kimberlyannharts]

LAST TIME ON THE RETURN: Zedd and Rita's daughter Selena has the Mighty Morphin team against the wall as she's preparing to use their coins bring back her mother.......who can stop her????? Maybe the literal embodiment of singular braincell chaos that is Tommy and Kim's daughter????? MAYBE! It's Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Return #4!

= FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL

= died 2001 born 2023 welcome back Tommy Oliver

= Olivia doing the same nervous hair tuck that her mom does on the show I'm actually gonna end it all

= And that's how you know this is a final battle because the enemies are going into their big boss modes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

= Obviously Selena's new Evil Yellow suit is a big talking point right now and it's easy to see why - it's a great design! Way better than Zedd Ranger's in the main series lol - I think because it actually blends together Zedd's features into a Ranger suit more than how Zedd Ranger just......looks like an alternate Zedd design. Monster Finster is pretty good too, though I think Finster-5 is still my favorite alternate Finster the comics have introduced (which is surprisingly many, at this point)

= My daughter and I saw you from across the bar and we're gonna kick your ass

= GET BEHIND ME KITTEN

= and my Zack/Kim crumbs god bless

= girls who say haiiiiiiiiii!!!!! ^w^ in front of the monster corpse they just stabbed to death

= just including this whole scene because it's so stinking cute RHAHHRHGHRH TOMMY WAS BORN TO BE A GIRLDAD

= honestly the main reason I want a sequel? More of these two. More Hart family time in general but a LOT for these two. May they finally share their singular braincell

= I love that Kim murders and I love that this book canonically makes it like. a thing. an impulse. a tendency. that she has. That her husband and her daughter have to actively tell her not to murder. My precious freak

= Understated aspect of this series is that it really understands Tommy more than a lot of comics do

= Sometimes a family is a 45-year-old mother, a 21-year-old daughter, and a 23-year-old displaced father who just got out of a 22-year stasis. Age gap Tomberly is a flavor of Tomberly I did not expect to get but I'm here for it (and NOT insanely jealous of Tommy, no.)

= and also Olivia gets pink!!!!! This was one of the biggest surprises of the issue considering how hyped up Green Olivia was, but honestly I like it a lot. I like how she's had her hand in both of her parents' powers. And make note of Kim's wardrobe.........I have a hunch about something.

= tfw your anguish for your lost mother is so loud it attracts the sequel

= so yeah! This is VERY out of nowhere and I can't imagine who it could be. There's not a lot of side character female characters in MMPR that would be brought in, much less ones that would know Zordon - honestly, my first thought was DULCEA. But I have no idea what the deal is with her rights and how she's allowed to be used...so it's kind of a crack theory at this point

= Wouldn't it be funny if she was Zordon's daughter though. Or Ninjor's daughter. The Return: Everyone Gets a Daughter

[steddieholidaydrabbles]

Week 3 Masterlist

Week 3 is over and it feels like this month is flying by! Every submission has been a gift 🎁

Check below the cut for submissions for week 3 and please make sure to check the tags, like, and reblog if you enjoyed so others can enjoy too!

DAY 15 - TIME TRAVEL

A Christmas Message by @paperbackribs | Rated G | no cw | tags: getting together, minor angst, first kiss

Untitled by @lingeringmirth | Rated T | cw: temporary character death, accidental manslaughter | tags: time loops, angst, steve harrington's bisexual acceptance, partial fix-it, open ended, steve dies a lot, red thread of fate

if i could turn back time by @steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | cw: mention of canonical character death | tags: fix-it, light angst, happy ending, first kiss

Blast to the past by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated T | cw: mild blood and gore, mild horror, monsters | tags: steve harrington whump, time travel, magic, royal eddie munson, steve harrington needs a break

What If? by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | cw: mentions of other relationship | tags: time travel, fix-it, second chance, el is meddling, eddie pov

Wake up every morning to this groundhog day by @atimeofyourlife | Rated T | no cw | tags: time loop au, pre-steddie

ghosts of christmas future by @cranberrymoons | Rated M | cw: canon-typical violence, s3 torture (not in detail) | tags: fluff

DAY 16 - MODERN AU

sir, this is a wendy's by steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | no cw | tags: established relationship, proposal, kinda silly

bad boys do it better by @starryeyedjanai | Rated T | no cw | tags: dating apps, innuendo, bad flirting

Too hot to be true by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation | Rated T | no cw | tags: modern au, podcaster!eddie, steve and dustin are brothers, sexual tension

Same Time, Same Place by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | no cw | tags: modern au, rideshare driver eddie, slightly injured steve, meet-cute, eddie pov

have a happy holiday by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw

Unprofessional by @lingeringmirth | Rated M | no cw | tags: hairstylist steve, rock star eddie, past high school crushes, getting together, inappropriate boners, happy ending

tangled with what i never said by @sidekick-hero | Rated M | no cw

All For His Love by @klausinamarink | Rated T | cw: brief description of corpses | tags: established relationship, inspired by This Is How You Lose The Time War

We've met before, it's different now by @atimeofyourlife | Rated T | cw: mentions/fear of transphobia | tags: modern au, tinder au, transfem steve harrington, transmac eddie munson, pre-steddie, first date, t4t steddie

DAY 17 - PLATONIC STOBIN

teach me your kingly ways by steddieas-shegoes | Rated M | cw: referenced sexual activities | tags: established steddie, awkward robin, buckingham

How to define a dingus by @paperbackribs | Rated T | no cw | tags: humour, clueless and pining steve, robin's turn with the braincell, steddie end-game, requited love

Best Part of the Day by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | no cw | tags: s4, platonic stobin, ride to school, pre-steddie

Just another manic Monday by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated G | cw: monsters | tags: urban fantasy au, magic au, creature au, background steddie, background buckingham

The Highwayman, The Stableboy, & The Christmas Bride by @katyawriteswhump | Rated T | no cw | tags: historical au, minor steddie, crossdressing, a bit silly

connubial bed by @lingeringmirth | Rated T | no cw | tags: established steddie, platonic bed sharing, fluff, banter, eddie being dramatic and using big words, future fic

tis the season by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw | tags: road trip, bickering, fluff, one daddy joke

Untitled by @runninriot | Rated T | no cw | tags: best friends steve and robin, established steddie, steve's in crisis mode but robin is here to help

Home to you by @katyawriteswhump | Rated T | no cw | tags: chronic pain, ocd, platonic soulmates

Lost in time, lost in space, and meaning by @atimeofyourlife | Rated M | no cw | tags: platonic stobin, dr who au, minor robin/vickie, minor steve/tommy/carol, minor buckingham, minor steddie, alien fucker steve

DAY 18 - HURT/COMFORT

sew you up by steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | cw: injury | tags: post-vecna, someone finally takes care of steve's bat bite, getting together

a home for the holidays by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw

That First Terrible Step by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | cw: injury | tags: post-s4, eddie munson lives, physical therapy, recovery, pre-steddie, building friendship, caring steve, eddie pov

We got each other (and that's a lot) by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated M | cw: violent imagery, aftermath of injury | tags: steve got vecna'd, angst, trauma, fluff

Never let me go by @katyawriteswhump | Rated M | cw: mild kink and bondage, sexual content, panic attacks, ptsd, flashbacks | tags: emotional hurt/comfort, trauma, fluff, whump

i'll remember for us both, if need be by @lingeringmirth | Rated G | cw: hospitals, head trauma | tags: steve's history of concussions, angst, established steddie, hurt/comfort

Come one, come all to this tragic affair by @atimeofyourlife | Rated M | cw: minor character death, car accidents, death of parents | tags: established steddie, emt steve, death of steve's parents

DAY 19 - ENEMIES TO LOVERS

that's what friends are for by steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | cw: mention of hospitals and injury, mentions of selling and using recreational drugs | tags: enemies is more implied than anything, getting together, canon events happening in the background

sugar cookie daydream by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw | tags: baker steve, shop owner eddie, rivalry, flirting

To the victor the spoils by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated T | cw: light blood and violence, steamy kissing, very light dubcon if you squint | tags: fantasy au, magic au, guard!steve, thief!eddie, sexual tension, flirting, fighting, first kiss

Excitable Boy by @thisapplepielife | Rated E | cw: 18+ only, horror genre, violence, murder, assault (not steddie), mental disorders, biting, choking | tags: murder boyfriends, dark au, outdated terms, rough sex, unsafe sex, dub-con (consensual, but not negotiated), steve pov, obviously out of character, unhealthy everything, happy ending?

Lap Dog by @runninriot | Rated T | cw: implied violence (punching), smoking weed | tags: tommy "the guard dog" hagan, steve "the king" harrington, eddie "the freak" munson, fighting and making amends

DAY 20 - MAGIC AU

an army of bees by steddieas-shegoes | Rated M | cw: off-screen violence, implied sexual content | tags: medieval magic, warlock eddie, apprentice steve, established relationship, secret relationship

The Night Creature by @paperbackribs | Rated M | cw: monster au, prey and predator

A flower for a flower by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation | Rated T | cw: sexually explicit language | tags: fantasy au, knight steve harrington, witch eddie munson, repaying debts, open ending

that old black magic by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw | tags: fortune telling, witch/appalachian eddie, post-season 2

Elf You by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | cw: language, sentient toys | tags: elf on the shelf au, elf!steve, elf!robin, elf!eddie, elf magic, platonic stobin, crack taken seriously, silliness, the magic of christmas

In Thunder, Lightning, Or In Rain by @klausinamarink | Rated M | cw: major character death, mild gore | tags: witch steve, necromancy, rituals, brief appearance of possessive steve

DAY 21 - SNOW

the magic of snow by steddieas-shegoes | Rated T | no cw | tags: snow activities, making childhood memories as an adult, fluff, established relationship

Who warms your soul by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation with art by @house-of-the-moving-image | Rated M | cw: nudity, sexual innuendo, implied monsterfucking | tags: fantasy au, king!steve, dragon!eddie, established relationship, soul bond, bathing together

Taking Over the Neighborhood by @thisapplepielife | Rated T | cw: language | tags: fluff, neighbor meet-cute, snow, platonic stobin, cat people, eddie pov

stranded in snow by @lingeringmirth | Rated G | cw: hypothermia | tags: omegaverse, omega steve, alpha eddie, angst, hurt/comfort, soulmate au, historical setting, mystery

The weather outside is frightful by @atimeofyourlife | Rated T | no cw | tags: fluff, childhood memories, steve hates the snow, eddie loves it

same old lang syne by @cranberrymoons | Rated T | no cw | tags: angst, open ending, post-break up

[gabessquishytum]

Hob in a maid outfit. That's it. That's the ask.

I like the image of Dream sitting somewhere, his throne or the library, maybe Hobs' apartment, he's just chilling with some books. He then sees a flash of white, and you guys know the funny trope of glancing up at whatever caught your eye, looking down again, takes a second to process what you saw, and once it does your head whips up and you do a double take? That's exactly what Dream does once he processes the sight of Hob in a sexy maid outfit, complete with thigh-high lace stockings and garter and the fucking feather duster.

Hob knows exactly what he's doing okay, he's acting all innocent, dusting away like he doesn't know how hot his ass looks in the frill skirt. Oh whoops, dropped a knickknack on the floor, hope Master won't be too angry as I slowly bend over and pick it up.

Yup, there goes the last of Dream's braincells, feral mode activated.

-Love Yan Anon <3

Hob would do this. I firmly believe that he owns a maid outfit. Probably one specifically tailored to his body (gotta highlight the Hoboobies, you know).

He puts it on as a semi joke. Thinking that Dream will maybe reward him with one of those lovely smiles, maybe a fond eye roll. Maybe he’ll drag Hob off to bed and have his way with him. Hob is not expecting Dream to look at him and practically have the words KINK ACTIVATED flash over his head.

Well. Hob obviously has to show him a good time. So he gets into the roleplay, cleaning up the living room, taking the dirty mugs off to the kitchen (making sure that he sashays his hips on the way out), asking Sir if there’s anything he needs? All the while Dream.exe has stopped working.

When he comes back online, Dream pounces. He pushes Hob up against the kitchen table and bends him over, flipping the tiny frilly skirt up to reveal his pretty plump arse and his silky white panties. Hob is moaning and spreading his legs wider already (maybe he’s also more into this than he originally realised). For a few minutes Dream can only rut against him and grope him through the outfit.

But eventually, when he’s cum once all over Hob’s exposed arse, Dream gets down on the floor and has an excellent time playing with the stockings - stroking them, even rubbing his cock on the soft material. While Hob has to stand still and be a good girl for him. If he behaves nicely then maybe he’ll get his slutty hole filled up, or maybe Dream will fuck his face.

Either way, Hob will be cleaning up afterwards.

[doodlingstar]

hi >:]c 🐟🔫 💤🔻🌊 hope that isn’t too many LMAO

hello again! I hope you're prepared for a lot of W o r d s hxhdbsjbjd (x

🐟 Favorite type of Salmonid?

BIG SHOTTTT- 💥 Formally that title used to belong to Maws, she was my lady friend and I still love her but man.. the very moment Big Shot was introduced, that was it he stole my heart 💙 The way he just yeets his canon looks so silly especially during big runs cause he can really throw it so damn far!! My friends know how much I'm obsessed with him and will be like "Your mans is here." and I'll usually make a run for him whenever I know he's here LOL plus I like his design and bits of lore we get, he's got but one braincell just like me and I think that's really epic (:

🔫 Favorite type of Grizzco weapon?

The GRIZZCO SLOSHER! It's in a tie with the Splatana because two weapons that can utterly eat through Boss armor and send a flyfish 6 ft under are good weapons methinks (: Plus aiming a shot on a Stinger and watching the entire thing go down in one hit is most satisfying sight ever LOL It was my favorite in splat2 and it's my favorite always!!

💤 Least favorite night mode?

Glowflies.. At least on certain stages and their respective high and mid tides! It's just so easy for things to go wrong, it stresses me out the most and if it's on Marooner's Bay? Awful awful awful!! I do know a little trick with the propeller lifts to make collecting eggs easier but that only works on mid 💀 but yeah Glowflies? Absolutely horrid ):<<

🔻 Favorite low tide?

Hmmmmmmm it's tough to pick a specific stage for this but, I'd probably choose Sockeye! The raised platforms towards the back are great for getting the lessers off my back and especially whenever Big Shot is there with a bunch of boss Salmonid? Oh yeah.. it's all coming together (:<

🌊 Favorite stage overall?

Sockeye Station! It's definitely one I have a good time on about 85% of the time and I like all the tides on it plus the night modes, plus the various walls are clutch life savors fhfhfgvxhh (except glowflies and grillers lol). On high tide when horroborreo is active, it's like the best time taking him down especially if the weapons are great and because he's so close. HOWEVER, if Lost Outpost would've been added to the stage lineup than that would be my favorite.. an eggsecutive VP can only dream 😔💔

[huggingtentacles]

thank god for the seamless co-op mode ruining the invasion community's fun. i didnt consent to pvp and now you tryhards cant touch me and my party

My braincells are actively being consumed by the yellow flame as I read this ask. This is the most idiotic shit I've ever received in an ask.

I play on PlayStation so I don't care but the fact that you felt the need to write about how you love the fact that PC invasions get less activity to a random invader on the internet really shows how utterly pathetic you are. What an absolute wet sock of a person. I can feel the bitterness in your words, that you most definitely wrote through the tears, after some guy with moderate knowledge of the game absolutely obliterated your coop. Maybe instead of being a sad loser in my inbox you should've considered, idk, taking a break from the game? Going outside? Getting another hobby that doesn't make you miserable?

And since I've got your attention, allow me to explain something to your silky-smooth brain:

When you join multiplayer in Elden Ring you do consent to invasions. It's in the game's rules. You start cooperative multiplayer = you get invaded. You might try to argue whether it's a good system or not but you can't pretend that invaders are somehow breaking into your game. You've invited them. Stop pretending like you're being bullied when what happened in reality is that you've willingly joined competitive multiplayer and lost.

Go mod all the difficulty out of your game, I genuinely don't give a shit, you've paid money for it, it's yours. Honestly by not wasting invader's time on your pathetic ass you've done them a great service.

[iy0v]

Feel it first, manifest it later

A general sociological and psychological observation of global society shows that people usually pursue a goal or object in their lives so that they ultimately harvest the feelings and the emotions that such goal, object or experience can provide.

For example, people may seek more wealth to feel wealthy; a romantic partner to feel loved and accepted; a position in society to feel respected; some recognizable achievements to feel remembered, and so forth.

In a nutshell, people seek external experiences so that they can invoke states of feeling that inherently come from within, that is from the internal.

So what’s the catch here? It’s simple. From my previous experiences trying to understand the workings of consciousness, feeling, and all these wondrous realms of abstractions; I came to realize that our Creator has honored us so much that we were blessed with the gift of consciousness as we have it to this day. Consciousness, although its source of origins is debatable (in terms of whether the mind is a frequency-catching radio or a cassette player), we know for sure with scientific evidence that altering brain activity subsequently alters the degree of our consciousness. Altering neurotransmitters naturally alters how braincells, as in neurons, communicate with one another. A different set of combinations can lead to drastically different set of lived experiences. More serotonin leads to a more delightful, and soulfully fulfilling states of mind. Dopamine for instance, provides feelings of reward through pleasure, yet is quickly habit forming due to its nature. More oxytocin in the other hand helps with social bonding on what can be described as an agape type of human interpersonal level of relationships, and so forth.

So where does this all lead us? It is no secret that different life experiences involve different brain chemistries, leading to different states of consciousness. The most relevant one to this dissertation is often experienced by what can be characterized as genuinely spiritual individuals. From EEG to MRI scans, the archetype of the mystic demonstrates the highest degree of mastery upon their state of consciousness. Through the implementation of various techniques, usually meditation (silence of thoughts and stimuli), prayer (invoking sacred words, intentions, and ritualistic movement), as well as exercise; the subject can be easily observed entering into very peculiar states of cognition, ones that often involve different parts of the brain, almost an extensive engagement of the different brain cortexes.

Most importantly, the mystic archetype is able to enter different states of consciousness and hence of feeling by meditating deep and long on a specific aim or goal. The mystic can travel to the realities of joy, of love, of abundance, and of fulfillment. The mystic starts vibrating of those feelings, effectively embodying their significant value. This is the complete juxtaposition of how the predominant majority of people approach life, that is by trying to seek an external justification of a feeling that can only emerge from within. The mystic wins here if the goal was to reach for this feeling. If we’re being sincere, us humans are creatures of emotions, we pursue things that make us feel. Without feeling, we would have gone extinct aions ago. We are sustained on feeling, whether it is the given or received love of a significant other, or whether it’s the feeling of purpose and fulfillment. A cold depressed heart can only survive for so long.

Now, I am not advocating whatsoever to go full-hermit mode and leave societal pursuits behind. For even the device I’m using to share my thoughts in this platform is thanks to collective societal efforts. We owe much of our technology first of all to our Creator who inspired in us creation the desire and will to further recreate, subsequently to our societies.

Thus, my message remains the following:

The winners of this specific game/simulation are those that embody the feelings within first, before they seek to manifest it. This way, the seeker lives life in a flow state, maximizing the efficiency of the energy you allocate, either it’s mental, physical or spiritual.

To find love, you must first feel loved, know what love is. For what better love is there other than the love of the Divine.

To become wealthy, you must feel abundant, satiated, from the One above. For those who operate based on survival mode may not make the best decisions of their lives. Sharpness of thought is achieved when the mind is calm, and its needs are fulfilled.

Most importantly, to win at any game in life, you have to play it nonchalant. Ask the boxers, the martial arts warriors, and they’ll tell you that you can’t win a fight while charged with emotions such as anger and rage. You must be in a state of flow lest your mind be fully perceiving. A sword-fight is a dance of swords after all.

Only after you preceded the manifestation with righteous intention and genuine feeling, that you can manifest what’s within on the outer world. To exercise your vision upon the world. May that be a vision of truth, justice, and prosperity.

— Iyov

[pinkeebwui]

greco bnb for the writing prompt my liege!

On it, boss!!

This one is funny because one might think, idk, mama Mia potentially? But actually the similarity ends at Greece adjacent(?) because this one’s about mythology, boys. Specifically that cow headed bitch because I think just he’s neat! I’ve thought so for a bit but I saw a joke a coupole months ago in like December or January and it hit at the exact right time while I was deskwarming to get me in words mode. It wasn’t even serious, just activated the sleeper mythology braincell lol.

Here are the 1st paragraphs from the monster and the damned, so to speak.

Aster did not always live beneath the earth. Long before he was confined to the closeness of dark like night, before the boundaries of his world became stone ceilings and floors and walls, before the air grudgingly filling them had to filter so far down hidden shafts that it no longer smells of anything but dust and more stone, before that, he knew the taste of life. Though it is distant now, he remembers the warmth of the white hot sun on his skin, the kiss of salt-breezes drying his sweat, the tickling of grass against his skin and the song of birds and bugs in his ears. He remembers the forgiving softness of soil, real soil, not accumulated, dead sand, beneath his feet, smeared rich-dark on his skin when he played or walked barefoot or dug in the garden at his mother’s side. He remembers the touch of his mother, whose face is now distant in his mind, as tender, warm; hands that never hurt him, not even in scolding. Gentleness is more distant now than her face, more distant than the breezes, the sunlight, the sky that surely must still stretch above the earth that hangs over his head in its stead.

[…]

Theodoros was not born the eldest son. Before him was his brother, Heliodoros, five years older and as bold and bright as his name. Though he was confident, comfortably carrying the title of their father’s heir, he was not insufferable like some of their cousins; he was kind to his siblings and tender with his mother, boisterous as he was close to his friends. He had burned bright and constant right up to the moment he was thrown from a horse at twenty and snapped his neck, snuffed in an instant like a candle flame. His loss left something gaping and cold in their family, and their father turned into a more brittle, harsh version of himself, like a swift come winter.

[rollercoasterwords]

HELLO HAVE I SENT YOU ONE YET. IF NOT I AM SO SORRY MY DARLING I THOUGHT I HAD. BUT!! ALLOW ME TO RECTIFY IT NOW!! ☕️ a steaming hot beverage for you...in exchange for your thots on...well lets do it lets go all in shall we. lets tackle taylor swift if you will its me and you against the world xx for a LESS risky option though i appreciate you may not want to be run out of town with pitchforks so: honest opinion on your least favourite foods xx the more controversial the better xx

RIDI!! u are going to get me burned at the stake my beloved but. well truly i have been keeping my silence on this topic for so long and i'm feeling a bit frisky this tuesday morning so let's get into it xx

(to my dear sweet swiftie friends PLEASE look away i am about to go full hater mode i'm so sorry but i simply cannot hide any longer xoxo i still love u guys no matter what)

ok so first thought about taylor swift is that i don't like her. let's just put all the cards on the table right off the bat i do not like that woman one bit.

NOW before we get into it i will say i do enjoy some of her music i did very much like folklore and of course she has quite a few classics under her belt that will always be bangers and karaoke go-tos. i myself can be found belting "dear john" on roadtrips from time to time xx

that being said however what truly activates my haterism when it comes to taylor swift is that i think she is the EPITOME of capitalist girlboss feminism and she gets away with it because her fans have deified her to the point that any criticism of anything she does results in people getting ripped to shreds and called misogynistic lmao. for example when people called out the fatphobia in her...which music video was it? antihero? whatever the recent scandal where a few brave souls called out her fatphobia and the swiftie mobs were like SHE HAS BODY IMAGE ISSUES!!! like yeah babes....she can talk about that without publicly perpetuating fatphobia....grow a few more braincells please xoxo

but like even aside from that example. taylor swift is an incredibly privileged white woman who is deeply invested in capitalism and is actively harming the planet and hoarding wealth in a way that i find frankly unethical. and yet she is very good at portraying herself as "woke" and falls back on "i've experienced sexism!!" anytime people start to critique her, and then her rabid fans go on the attack and she just gets to sit pretty on her private jet with everyone acting like she's god's gift to earth. i think u should be able to enjoy someone's music and still acknowledge the ways in which they are both complicit within and actively benefiting from corrupt systems of power.

another thing that bothers me is the whole "is she gay???" thing. like whether or not she's gay makes no difference to me because she is certainly not queer and if u don't understand the difference between those two things. well i recommend reading up on homonormativity xx

and finally. the cherry on top of my haterism. well boys i just do not think ms. swift is all that talented when it comes to songwriting. sure sure as i said there is plenty of her music that i enjoy. however there is also plenty of her music that i find boring and uninspired. like i'm sorry "draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man" <- THAT is the person who u think is the greatest lyricist of our generation??? baby that is a forever21 graphic t-shirt from 2014. PLEASE get a grip.

[danggirlronpa]

Seed B2 Masterpost

Hiyoko/Ibuki art by @glowbugthunder

Genocide Jack/Mikan art by @laurellynnleake

Hiyoko/Ibuki

Obligatory "music gfs!!" stamp but with the Added Bonus of being from the same class and canonically thinking that each other's music & dance fucking RULES. hiyoko calls it "genius" at one point. HIYOKO.

This Is A Ship Where Both Characters Involved Actively Lose Braincells When Together And They Both Like It That Way

and they were evil partners in crime!! dont get me wrong they committed atrocities and all. But there IS a lil something-something about girls who commit war crimes. Together <3

Jack/Mikan

Being Repressed Isn't Enough. I Have To Externalize It Into Romantic Obsession And Then Murder People: The Ship

You have to understand. This might be the funniest thing that's ever happened in Danganronpa. In UTDP there's a scene where Mikan is nervously trying to tell an irate Toko that she should Take Baths Sometimes. And because Toko is so dirty (from the lack of baths) she sneezes.

So Genocide comes to in front of this crying girl and her immediate reaction is just. PANIC REASSURANCE. Genocide Jack, known serial killer, is faced with a crying girl and immediately goes into "oh holy shit it's cool I'm not gonna kill you please stop crying" mode. LIKE. WHAT A PULL. GENO MY GIRL. WHAT

anyway that's what we in the business call a "meet cute"

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[maxemilianverstappen]

I’m praying for one of your anons(the one who thought Max was rude at press conference and hates Charles). Max makes her life harder and harder day by day😆

Currently, Charles isn't helping them, either. His one braincell malfunctions whenever he thinks about racing Max, elevator music mode activating about who is P1 and who is P2 and when and how and defense and attack and then just giving up all rational thought like a true himbo in love. Disgastang.

[karolinevassalor]

MC:* at Ormond, nothing in but jeans and t-shirt*

MC: Frank, lend me your jacket. Im freezing.

Frank *see MC nibbles trought the shirt* *one braincell mode activated* *proceed to grab them from behind* Are you feel cold? *squeeze*

Mc:*proceed to hook Frank on a nearby one*

Julie: you deserve it.

Frank:... Worth it...

[vaultsixtynine]

darcy thoughts;

is like 5'10", a kind of lankiness in the limbs somewhat offset by the fact that she's not super hard-edged - soft in the chest and stomach and thighs but hard to tell under her weird desertgear overalls. arms and legs are actually pretty muscled.

can really fucking haul ass (has a long loping stride at speed) when she has to; is a pretty good climber and overall capable of surviving most desert conditions on her own. knows better than to brave stupid shit like sandstorms and stays out of them if she has any choice.

keeps live plant samples on her person (i mean literal plants like tree seedlings not Plants) in her terrarium and has a second one on bec (her drone)

bec has a Land Form (legs, less power draw) and an Air Form (hovering/can fly, big power draw) and solar panels that mostly keep her ready to go. she's also loaded with tons of sensors and measurement equipment and a camera or two.

hair is always a bit of a nightmare to manage; she settles for finger-detangling and putting it up in a big clip most of the time.

since her hair is darker it's more obvious that she has fine curly hair on her forearms and a darling strip of fine hair down her belly underneath her navel when she lifts her arms to stretch - [v*sh averting his eyes Immediately]

is kinda meh about guns mostly bc she has an aversion to blood (yes this is embarrassing, yes she swallows the aversion when v*sh is attempting to hide injuries)

earth sign. gives wildly astute observations and advice before awkwardly pausing and saying "uh, maybe i shouldn't have said that, my apologies"

can get semi-frequent nosebleeds if she doesn't drink enough water bc the desert air really takes it The Fuck out on her. nosebleeds suck for many reasons for her.

relatedly: big water advocate. drink your Fucking water.

sleeps with big noise-cancelling headphones on bc it's one of those little travelling adaptations that make her life way easier

HAD a toma named yoyo (idk i'm drawing names out of a hat here) but her toma is how she and v*sh meet - he's making a Quick Getaway and her toma was the only one saddled, so he made off with it while she was getting bec ready for travel and was gonna get out clean except someone had A Braincell and shot his ride. he was eventually going to let it go but it's kind of immaterial at that point.

darcy had hoofed it out after him At Speed (far closer and faster than the people hunting him) because THAT'S MY TOMA - oh my god they shot him. You Got My Bird Killed. basard.

she activated a guilt debt on him and made him tag along after her for a cloud survey a few towns over, which went actually very well bc he is actually highly intelligent and just entered compliant service-mode (for the most part.) bc he DID feel bad

after which she released him from her service (as if that would've stopped him if he'd actually wanted to leave) and they continued to run into one another in stupid situations / travel in the same general direction

[bully-shipping]

aastra and zestil together just means grimlin mode is activated. no braincells left. theyre breaking chairs on eachother.

[fighting-these-demons]

Kaburagis man absolutely bought that shirt for him. It's ridiculous and I love it. 🤣💖

Koga is so awesome!!!!!! 💖

Aw man. 😞 it was too good to be true. One Manami Mention and my flashback episode is torn to shreds.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aaaaawwww!!! Imaizumi's hopes are restored thanks to Onoda and he wants to grant his wish and he Activates Prince Charming Mode!!!!! 💖💖💖

Good for him!!!!!! Glad the Imaizonoda shippers got one! 🎉🎉🎉

😕

Well. I definitely don't ship Onodanami. But I admire Manami's determination to race Onoda. With the undercurrent of animosity I wonder if there's gonna be an odd moment near the finale, or if he was simply offended that his teammates would try to get in the way of his race?

Midousuji is just mental prep for working at a bad company. This is what your shit boss will be like. Prepare to endure.

LMAO Everyone's Faces!!!! 😂 I feel bad for Manami. He had his hopes shattered.

They'll be restored soon though.

Lol Teshima.

LMAO I love the Sohoku 3rd Year OT3 this year! 😂

They have one braincell between them and they keep fucking dropping it. 😂

[trenchcoatsbi]

the time of thinking about Spot is over, my brain has once again entered Racer mode. I want him back :(

on a similar note, the song Lost Boy by Ruth B is a very newsies coded song imo. This might just be me but listening to it made me think of Racer and Spot, as well as how Jack just kinda acted as a parental figure to everybody because nobody else would. Spot did the same but it was more relaxed in Brooklyn. Spot was more 'somebody needs to have the working braincell, might as well be me.' while Jack was more 'I am the only one here who is actively trying to stay alive and make it to a better place so I am now taking care of these idiots and making sure they eat every night'

Aurgh I miss those guys. mostly Racer rn :( - Voidling Anon

FUCKING LOST BOY AUGH I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THTA SONG IN 4EVR!!! god sorry that activated some neurons in my brain i used to loop that constantly back in the day