#no fuks given

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

Madre Superion is so bad ass like bx please BANG!!!

But also 🤣🤣🤣 staaaaap!!

[leviismybby]

"Your first word when you were a kid was fuck." Levi says causally sipping tea at the breakfast table, currently he was talking to his son who sat opposite him. "And whose fault is that? Because I know that mom was mad about it for like a week." His son says sipping from his mug, you listen from the kitchen, a smile spreading on your lips. It is true, his first words were fuck and you still remember vividly how it went, your son wasn't even a year old.

Levi was sitting on the floor as the baby crawled around, playing with his toys. It felt like just yesterday you had given birth to him, and now he was eight months old, crawling around and babbling. His little hand reaches for Levi's odm swords that were leaning on the wall, but he is quick to pull the baby back before he can touch them. "No. Too fucking sharp for you." You look at Levi and put your hands on your hips. "Don't use language around him, he might pick it up."

Sure was just eight months old, but babies have a neck to try and repeat random words. "He is a baby, name. He won't pick up a term like fuck." Levi says holding his son in his lap, the baby looks around and then. "Fuk." The little babble leaves your son mouth and you glare at Levi. "Oh he won't pick it up will he?" Levi sighs, his son sure had the timing. "Look on the bright side, at least we will laugh at this when we look back on it."

"And then your mother forbid me from cursing around you." Levi says at the ending to the story, his laughs before taking another bite out of his toast. "What was my second word?" He asks his father, looking at the scar that runs across his face. "If I remember correctly, it was dada." Taking a sip of his tea, Levi is still smug about that. "Hey, at least it wasn't a curse word. Mom was probably happy, right, ma?" You turn to look at your son. He grew up so fast now 16 years of age the resemblance between him and Levi uncanny. "Trust me, a curse word would've been better at the time. I spend my time trying to teach you how to say mama, and you betrayed me."

"Sorry, ma." Your son looks at the time and then quickly gets off his chair. "I have to go, I'll be late for school." Grabbing his bag, he quickly says goodbye to you and Levi and then rushes out of the door. "He has that from you, you know?" You smile at your husband knowing what he is referring to but still deciding to question it. "Has what from me?" Levi looks up at you, his lips forming into a slight smile. "Tardiness. You always used to be late for training and meetings. It got on my nerves." Chuckling, you lean in and kiss him on the cheek. "And yet you never gave me a hard time." Levi turns his head and kisses you on the lips softly. "Shit, what can I say? I still have a soft spot for you."

[carleycore]

Guardian of My Heart

a/n: I have an unhealthy addiction to Dazai x Injured!Reader so I wrote it and added secret relationship troupe hehe

warnings: injuries

You’d been part of the Armed Detective Agency for nearly a year now, and somehow, you’d managed to keep your relationship with Dazai Osamu a secret. It wasn’t easy, given how perceptive your colleagues were, but the two of you enjoyed your little game of secrecy. The stolen glances, the covert smiles, the quiet moments alone—all of it made your bond even stronger.

Today’s mission was supposed to be straightforward: gather intelligence on a criminal organization suspected of smuggling illegal goods through Yokohama. The team had split up to cover more ground, and you were paired with Atsushi. As you combed through a seemingly abandoned warehouse, you couldn't shake the feeling that something was off.

“Be careful, Y/N,” Atsushi whispered, his golden eyes scanning the shadows. “I have a bad feeling about this.”

“Me too,” you admitted, gripping your weapon tighter. The silence was oppressive, broken only by the distant sounds of the city. Suddenly, the quiet was shattered by the sound of gunfire. You and Atsushi dropped to the ground, narrowly avoiding a hail of bullets.

“It’s an ambush!” Atsushi shouted, transforming into his tiger form to fend off the attackers. You fought valiantly beside him, but you were outnumbered and outgunned. Amid the chaos, a sharp pain exploded in your side, and you collapsed to the ground, clutching your wound.

“Damn it!” you muttered, trying to stem the flow of blood. Your vision blurred, and you struggled to stay conscious.

“Y/N!” Dazai’s voice rang out, panic evident in his tone. He appeared at your side almost instantly, his usual carefree demeanor replaced by a look of intense worry. “Stay with me, okay? You’re going to be fine.”

“Dazai...” you whispered, trying to smile despite the pain. “I... I didn’t mean to get hurt.”

“Don’t talk,” he ordered, his voice uncharacteristically stern. “Yosano! We need you over here!”

Dr. Yosano hurried over, her expression grim as she assessed your injuries. “She’s lost a lot of blood,” she said, quickly setting to work with her healing ability. As her hands glowed with a soft light, you felt the pain begin to fade, replaced by a soothing warmth.

“You can’t die on me,” Dazai murmured, his hand gently brushing a strand of hair from your face. “I won’t allow it.”

Yosano’s eyes flicked to Dazai, her brow furrowing slightly as she caught the tender way he looked at you. “You care about her a lot, don’t you?”

Dazai didn’t respond, but the intensity in his eyes spoke volumes. Yosano’s lips quirked in a knowing smile as she continued her work. “She’ll be fine,” Yosano announced after a tense few minutes. “But she needs rest. Let’s get her back to the office.”

Dazai carefully lifted you into his arms, cradling you against his chest as if you were the most precious thing in the world. You felt safe in his arms, despite the pain and exhaustion, and before you knew it, you were asleep. Normally, Dazai would click his tongue and try to keep you awake, but he saw Yosano heal you with his own eyes. He knew you were okay.

The rest of the team had gathered, watching with wide eyes as Dazai carried you to safety.

As you arrived back at the office, Fukuzawa stepped forward, his usual calm demeanor unchanged. “I’m glad to see you’re all safe,” he said, his eyes briefly meeting your form before shifting to Dazai. “Dazai, you should take Y/N to the infirmary and stay with her until she wakes up.”

Dazai nodded, carrying you to the infirmary with a level of care that surprised even him. Once you were settled on the bed, he sat beside you, holding your hand and watching over you like a guardian angel.

It wasn’t long before the rest of the team gathered outside the infirmary, their curiosity piqued by the unusual behavior of their normally aloof comrade.

“Hey, Fukuzawa,” Kunikida called out, “What’s going on with Dazai and Y/N?”

Fukuzawa glanced at the closed door of the infirmary, a rare smile tugging at his lips. “They’ve been dating for months,” he said simply.

The collective gasp from the team was almost comical. “What?!” Atsushi exclaimed. “How did we not notice?”

Ranpo chuckled, adjusting his hat. “Guess we’re not as observant as we thought.”

Kenji looked puzzled. “But Dazai always seems so carefree...”

“People can surprise you,” Fukuzawa said, his gaze softening as he looked at the infirmary door. “Especially when it comes to matters of the heart.”

Inside the infirmary, you slowly began to regain consciousness, your eyes fluttering open to see Dazai’s worried face hovering above you.

“Dazai...” you whispered, your voice weak.

“You’re awake,” he said softly, relief flooding his features. “Don’t scare me like that again.”

You managed a small smile, squeezing his hand. “I’ll try not to. But you know, I think the secret’s out.”

He chuckled, leaning down to press a gentle kiss to your forehead. “Let them be shocked. As long as you’re safe, that’s all that matters.”

As you lay there, feeling the warmth of his hand in yours, you couldn’t help but think about how much you loved this man. Despite his playful exterior, Dazai had a depth of emotion and loyalty that few people ever saw. You were one of the lucky ones who did.

The door to the infirmary creaked open, and Yosano stepped in, her usual confident demeanor softened by concern. “How are you feeling, Y/N?”

“Better, thanks to you,” you replied, your voice still weak but filled with gratitude.

Yosano nodded, her eyes flicking to Dazai. “You know, I had my suspicions about you two. Dazai’s never been the type to show his feelings so openly.”

Dazai smirked, though there was a hint of genuine affection in his eyes. “You’re too perceptive for your own good, Yosano-sensei.”

Yosano chuckled, shaking her head. “Just take care of her, Dazai. She’s important to all of us.”

“I will,” he promised, his gaze returning to you. “Always.”

As Yosano left the room, you felt a sense of peace wash over you. The secret was out, but it didn’t matter. You had the support of your friends, and the love of the man who meant everything to you.

You drifted back into a peaceful sleep, surrounded by the warmth and love of the man who had always been there for you, knowing that everything was going to be okay.

I feel like the characters are a bit ooc but this was fun and I may make one with some other characters if you guys'd like that!!

[chaifootsteps]

that anon talking about charlie not actually being masc is so real and it reminded me of how i wished so bad that charlie wore a suit of knights armor or something in the finale (maybe something like goldenhearts original armor when he was goldenloin in the nimona comic,) that she inherited from her dad before he fell, or that maybe carmine makes for her out of angelic weapons.

some of the others get fitting outfits that represents what they associate with throwing hands, (angel in that ugly ripped mafia suit, vaggie in an exterminator esc suit with her own twist, sir pent in a generals uniform, etc,) no fun battle outfit for nifty or husk and cherri just gets a weird ugly matching suit to angels, i wish she just got to kill angels in her addict fit but charlies is just a dress for no reason given. there's not even a little self aware joke about it, and i hardly noticed her wear it on a first watch, but it's such a lame and forced way to give pretty much the only gnc woman character in all of vivs work a gender conforming outfit.

maybe i could forgive it if it reflected how charlie is inexperienced with physical conflict/combat and only knows how to present herself as the princess of hell when she wants to feel/seem powerful, instead of as a fighter she needs to be here. maybe vaggie notices charlie getting ready in her room and charlie proudly shows off in the mirror how ready she is with her shield and crown and fireworks, gushing about them, accidentally setting them off inside, while vaggie just sighs and lovingly accepts it anyway, finding endearment in it as well reminding her the reason shes fighting for the hotel before a battle that could determine all of their fates..

but we dont have time for dumb scenes like that for the main character or her girlfriend. we OBVIOUSLY needed vox to talk and take up precious space in the finale between 10 separate characters at the hotel doing shit all at once within 22 minutes just to scream, "IM SO FUCKING HARD RN" and "FUK U HAHA THIS IS BETTER THEN SEX"

This ask took me to a better world and the last paragraph pulled me forcefully back into a much colder one. Good lord, I forgot just how cringe-worthy the dialogue in this show was.

[spookygingerr]

this week's tag game came from the birthday queen @energievie !

thanks also to @deedala, @michellemisfit, @mybrainismelted, @sgtmickeyslaughter, @thepupperino, @sirrudo & @burninface for the tags <3

when is yours? 9th january

where were you born? in a hospital

how do you feel about your legal name? are you using it online and/or IRL? ice is in my name! i do like my name now but i didn't as a kid

how about your sign? do you feel it "fits"? 100%. i'm a capricorn and it really fits me

what's your earliest memory related to your birthday? for some reason used to get poorly a lot on my birthday? i had a princess and pirates party one year at this place near where i live and ended up being sick and just watching all my friends have fun

what's one of the best gifts you've ever received? one of those 'date with a book’s with a cute crochet book cover <3

how about one of the best you've given yourself? my new record player

what's your favourite cake flavour? cheesecake

how about your favourite flowers? idk but i did recently buy myself red roses so maybe that's it!

have your ever thrown a birthday party? If yes, tell us about your favourite one. i've never thrown one for myself but i've helped organise ones in the family!

what's the ultimate birthday song? every year i try and find a song about that age. if anyone has any suggestions for 25 i'm all ears

and last but not least, pick a celebrity with whom you share your birthday. Kate Middleton!

i'm tagging:

@gallapiech @roryonic @em-harlsnow @transmurderbug @ian-galagher

@jrooc @creepkinginc @sleepyfacetoughguy @celestialmickey @mickittotheman

@mickeym4ndy @sleepyheadgallavich @lee-ow @transmickey @transsexual-dandelions

@callivich @blue-disco-lights

@suzy-queued @doshiart @crossmydna

@the-rat-wins @bawlbrayker @pookiebearmick @kandyzee

@vintagelacerosette @gallavichsuperfan @stocious @iandarling @jademickian

@sam-loves-seb @especially-fuk-u @fendeavor @kiennilove @wehangout

@tanktopgallavich

[egotisticaleverything]

High school Party

Bo Burnham x reader

A/N: this has been rotting in my draft for centuries so not requested just needed to finish this and cure my writers block for good !!

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, Bo being unreasonably mean, reader is a down bad loser, almost fucking to prove a point

“Hey-Uh Bo?” I tap the tall boys shoulder, trying to get his attention in the crowded living room we’re standing in, “I wanted to ask if I could have your number- so we could like hand out some time?”

“What?” He says after turning around

“I said could I have your number-“

“I heard you fuck face I’m just not falling for the same song and dance again” he scoffs, taking a sip from his cup.

“What do you mean-“ I sputter out

“I know Chrissy sent you over here to fuck with me alright?” He shrugs “hey hot popular conventionally attractive friend of mine, go over and ask out the weird skinny kid.” He mocks her in a high pitched voice.

“What- no I just want your number asshole the fuck?” I scowl at him stepping back, phone in my left hand, beer in my right.

“Fine whatever. I’ll put my number in your phone. Just shut up.” He grabs my phone.

“Thanks, geez for an apparent ‘nerd’ you sure are a dickhead” I roll my eyes, looking down at my beer.

“Here.” He almost chucks the phone back at me “you win your little dare, pass go to collect 200” he walks away unphased.

“Bo- wait” I grab his arm “could we like maybe hang out some time..?” I manage to crack a slight smile as if my heart isn’t racing

“God you’re a good actress” he turns his head towards me “fine. Lunch. Tomorrow. Text me your address.” He pulls his arm away.

I look down at my phone to see the contact name he’s given himself “Truth or dare”, thought he’d be more original.

Me: I’m not Jk wit u I actly like u dmbas :/

TorD: ok def selling it 2 hard

Me: fuk u

TorD: shut up ur drnk

Me: I wish I wernt so cute cuz if u wernt id kill u

TorD: get sober then u can smd :P jkkkk

Me: u still at da party

TorD: obvi dmbas

Me: meet u upstairs in 10

TorD: no u wont

Me: yes I will

TorD: fine im redy for ur prank or wtver

Me: u still think im jk lol XD

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I walk into the room to see Bo sat on the bed “Surprised to see me here?” He jokes “I made sure to scope out the whole room for whatever you’re planning.”

“I’m not planning anything- what is wrong with you?” I am starting to get annoyed at this point,

“Yeah sure whatever-“ I cut him off by pulling him into a kiss, grabbing the collar of his shirt as I straddle his hips on the bed. I slowly bring my left hand up behind his head, pulling him closer to deepen the kiss as he groans. “You’re a good fucken actor.”

“I-… am not-… acting-…” I say between kisses as I lower Bo onto the bed, “you fucking brat.” I heave,

“God you’re something alright…” Bo attempts to catch his breath

“You’re lucky I take birth control” I say as I start undoing my jeans,

“Holy fuck you’re serious about this…” he looks up red faced

“You’re finally catching on, great work.” I scoff “Now what do you want me to do to you?” I giggle, trailing a hand down his chest.

“I-uhm wow” his cocky demeanour has completely disappeared, replaced with a flustered mess of a man who’s almost melting below me.

“What do you want me to do to you?” I ask him firmer this time as I throw my shirt across the room.

“I-oh wow uhm I-I’ve never gotten this far” he stutters and stumbles as i straddle him in nothing but my underwear and bra,

“I can tell.” I cross my arms “now use your big boy words and tell me what you want me to do to you.”

“I mean I really do-I’m not sure I-“

“Just say it”

“What”

“The first thing that comes to your mind”

“I-uh- fuck- I’m sorry” he facepalms, the crimson of his face barley peaking out.

“What-Bo?” I pull his hands away from his face, genuinely concerned.

“Why are you of all people into me?” He looks away,

“I-what do you mean?” I ask genuinely confused, what does he mean ‘me of all people’.

“You’re friends with Chrissy and Grace and all those other really pretty girls-“ he starts rambling “fuck you’re gorgeous, I-I mean that’s the reason I was so defensive…” his eyes drifted towards me, as he obviously tried to not look at my body.

“Bo… why do you think I stare at you every day in chemistry-?” I ask now just as red faced as the man below me “why do you think I spend so much time around the drama club when crew aren’t even needed-“

“What-?”

“Ever since freshman year- Bo I’ve been in love with yo-“ I’m suddenly cut off by a kiss, as he sits up, one of Bo’s hands finds its place on the back of my neck, the other places itself on my lower back.

“I’m- I don’t think I want to rush into this…” he sighs “I think you’re really pretty and fun to be around but I don’t want to take things too fast-“

“Thank god-sorry but I like you too much to just fuck you and prove a point.” I laugh sitting up “so… are you free next Friday after drama club?”

[save-slot-a]

🍸 - Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed? (also for both your boys lol)

Mack's more traditional in the way that he'd rather seduce someone with dinner and wine or something than just going up to someone in the club like YA WANT SUM FUK??? He'll flirt, get a lil touchy while chatting someone up, and peacocks his own attractiveness just a lil bit~ He can be quite the charmer when he's putting the moves on someone!

Crowley... Oh dear god Crowley... It's a miracle anyone has wanted to sleep with him at all. He's got what he calls "weird rizz" where he just kinda puts himself out there and shows some skin and MAYBE they might end up in bed. It doesn't always work, but this is under the assumption he's trying to get an acquaintance or friend with benefits or smth to go home with him. His actual romantic partners will be doused in flattery and compliments and an absolute filthy mudball confession of what he'd wanna do with them given the opportunity. He doesn't know why it has any success rate either.

[fenny-self-ships]

Hiiiiiiiii

Idk if you’re comfortable with hurt/comfort, but if you are I got a request for you! Lol

Basically, the idea is headcanons (or writing) of Jafar with an S/O that suffered SEVERE narcissistic abuse, and him quickly dealing just how much damage behaviors like his can cause. Like, he has to calm them down from a ptsd flashback, and they end up saying something about the “mind games” they were always playing, and how they were always on eggshells, and he’s basically over here like “ohhhh fuk…I do that kind of thing to people…”

Ooh some hurt comfort?? Coming right up 👀

I'm by no means an expert on this topic, so I'll stick with headcannons for now, but if you like 'em I'm more than open to writing a full imagine in future!!

Cracks my knuckles

Jafar with an abused S/O~!

Given the way he speaks, I wouldn't be surprised if it was something he said that triggered the unfortunate episode

A nasty, condescending comment about a hobby of yours, a hissing remark correcting your behaviour, or even deliberately misconstruing something you've said -- Incredibly self-serving, of course, but he's a master manipulator, and can very easily play the victim in even the tiniest arguments

Nothing could prepare him, however, for the sudden fit of anxiety and terror his words would induce

He is WOEFULLY uneducated on such things, and would regrettably have absolutely zero clue how to approach the situation -- He'd more than likely just freeze, simply staring down at you as you crumble

Once he's snapped out of his stupor, his first instinct would be to remove himself from the situation

He's clearly upset you, and he'd rather die than debase himself by admitting to his own wrongs. What a PATHETIC move that would be, huh?? (/sar)

Perhaps not the greatest instinct, but he'd give you time to cool off, to return to yourself, before slinking back in to discuss what caused your 'hysteria' (🙄🙄)

Likely with some warm tea to show in the smallest sense that he does actually CARE about you. It's not much, but it might be enough to get you talking

He would have fully intended to make a half-assed attempt at listening, followed by an empty promise to 'do better' and some kisses to top it off, but, in true Jafar fashion, his interest is piqued when you start describing the shit that he is oh so good at

The insufferable superiority complex, the 'do-no-wrong' mentality, the near constant mind games, manipulation and victimisation -- every single experience you describe he resonates with far too much

He hasn't had much experience with guilt, but you're his beloved. He cares about you. The sickly feeling creeps, resting heavier and heavier on his shoulders the more you manage to tell him

Truly an 'ohhhh fuck... I do that shit' moment if there ever was one

It's become second nature to him, almost a survival tactic -- not any excuse for his behaviour, of course, but he rarely gives a second thought to how awful the effects can be

He hates that it was you who had to tell him. He's supposed to be your biggest supporter, not your worst enemy

His illusion of perfection is shattered -- You aren't lucky to be with him, HE'S lucky you've put up with his disposition for as long as you have. He feels terrible.

All at once, you're wrapped up in a hug. Physical touch isn't his forte, but when you're as bad at apologies as he is, sometimes you have to compromise

This may be the first time you've ever heard a genuine 'sorry' from him

He will make an effort. Not to better himself as a whole, hell no, but to be better for you. The last thing he'd want to do is hurt you the way you've been hurt before. That'd be the WORST thing for his overinflated ego.

He's trying <3

[clockmax]

"Behave."

PART 1 | PART 2

PAIRING: Slightlymean!jake sully x fem!navi reader

A/N: Hi sweets <3 Sorry if I'm taking long on requests if you sent them in, been out shopping today with my little sister. Want to get this out for you all since it was almost done! I have more works im gonna try and push out this week. felt like making a part 2 since it felt unfinished. REBLOGS, LIKES, AND REPLIES GREATLY APPRECIATED.

Masterlist | Requesting Information

WARNINGS: petnames, slight dacryphilia(?), marking, p in v, mentions of punishment, rough sex, squirting, very VERY sligh fluff at the end, smut, 18+ MDNI. face down ass up, daddy + sir kink, praising, think thats all

w/c: 726

A mewl left your lips as Jake laid you down in the ground, the ache for him to be inside of you only worsened. 

“ ‘m sorry daddy! I promise I won't flirt with him again, need you s’ bad-” You whined, but the apology went on deaf ears.

“What you really need is a dickin down, gotta pound it into you f’r you to finally obey me, huh?” His loincloth tossed aside, cock leaking with precum as he rubbed it over your folds, tracing around your clit. 

“You’re so wet.” He groaned, slipping into your warmth. 

The stretch was enough to make you cum, but the feeling of him prodding at your cervix was mixing pleasure and pain. Sometime between the spanking they got mixed, now you couldn't defer which was which. Velvety walls sucking him in, clenching around his cock.

His pace was rough but agonizingly slow. Dragging against that spongy spot in you. You threw your head bak, groaning at the sparks of pleasure only to fade away when he dragged away. It was practically unbearable for you. You wanted Jake to use you, fuck you stupid, make you cockdrunk for him. 

“Enough, please, I can’t take anymore! Sir I promise I won’t do it again, I won’t flirt with other men! Want you to use me, please daddy-” You whined. Teary, doe eyes meeting his amber gaze. 

It felt like he was still staring dagger into you, like you had really pissed him off to where he’ll punish you like this. Ears falling flat on your head, tail curling around your stomach. A few sniffles escaped your lips as he stilled in you, depriving and teasing pleasure right in front of you.

“Turn over f’r me baby.” Jake’s hands moved to your waist, flipping you over onto your stomach. He reached for your hips, pulling your cunt towards him.

Pushing himself back into you, brushing over your gspot. This time he was relentless, abusing the way you sucked him back in, balls slapping against your clit.

“S’too much! Gonna come-!” Your moans were borderline pornographic. The feeling of him slipping out and plunging back to hit your cervix was just too overstimulating. The coils in your stomach wrapping around each other, threatening to snap at any given moment.

“You can take it, you’ve done it before, cum on daddy's cock, ” He groaned, pleasure spiking through him as you sucked him in.

The sparks of pleasure overtook you, spamming around him as your orgasm rushed through your body. But this wasn’t just your normal orgasm, no, you squirted right on him. Juices soaking your thighs, his stomach and legs. You were so lost in pleasure you didnt even realize the mess you made.

“Atta girl, squirtin’ f’r me. Just give me one more princess, You’ve got it in you.” His thrusts continued, skin slapping against yours.

One hand help up your waist while the other kept you pinned, caressing your shoulder as a small means of comfort. Your mind was too scrambled with pleasure, feeling like he might split you in half at any second. 

“S’good sir, love your cock. Yours, 'm yours-!” You babbled, mostly incoherent sentences leaving your mouth.

Jake bent down to your neck, pampering you in kisses before leaving love bites. He left whatever marks he could to label you as his, his to fuk, his to kiss, just his.

“Thats my baby, just needed it pounded into ya.” His face buried into your neck, showering you with kisses and hickies.

“Yes! Need more- ‘m gonna come again-!” The pressure built up again, the rope in your womb and stomach twisting and twisting until it began to snap. Once again you could feel yourself come undone under Jakes touch. 

“‘m with ya girl-” Jake’s moans muffled into your neck as his thrusts became sloppy, eventually stalin as thick ropes of cum spilt into your womb.

The warm fuzzy feeling had you almost seeing stars, eyes half lidded as you went limp. 

“Good girl, took me so well.” Pulling you into a hug as he moved you over to the hammock, kissing up and down your neck. 

For a few minutes you two conversed, kissing and basking in each others comfort. The silent nights of pandora kept you at peace. It wasn’t long before you fell asleep next to your mate.

[transsexual-dandelions]

Weekly tag Wednesday !!

Thank you for the tags @jrooc @burninface @sleepyheadgallavich @spookygingerr

Favorite nickname someone ever gave you: I don’t think I’ve ever really been given a nickname now that I think about it

Favorite thing in your room/house?: I have a changeable letterboard sign in my room next to the door, I always put wacky quotes and my family loves it and so do I (current sign: “did you microdose on meth”). Honorable mention: this vaguely abstract painting I impulsively did on my wall next to my bed, it reminds me of lightning bugs and I love it

your favourite thing about a friend/partner/family member: GOD I could go on and on abt how much I love my friends !! My best friend, they’re one of the coolest people I know and I love them very much they’ve seen me through so many hard times of my life and supported me !! They’ve always been there for me and by god I always will be for them !! They’re so kind, caring, considerate and thoughtful

I recently (month and a half ago maybe?) made a new friend we’re going to college together and she is such a wonderful person so so kind and compassionate we became friends over shameless and we just clicked !! She’s genuinely so wonderful and I’m lucky to have her in my life

what is something you’re grateful for today?: honestly? Snapchat! It made checking up on my sister easier since I can’t be there right now. And just my friends carrying me a little bit yk?

what’s your favourite thing about this fandom?: everyone’s so kind and easy to talk to! It’s genuinely so welcoming, I’ve never seen such a well connected fandom before! A lot are very idk highschool cliquey and difficult to get into, this isn’t that

if one song could describe your day today, what would it be?:

finally let’s spread some love:

pick one of your pocket pals and tell them something you admire about them:

Mechy @mickittotheman you’re so kind and cool and thank you for encouraging me to join the fic club server <3

Tagging:

@jademickian @especially-fuk-u @mickeym4ndy @deathclassic

@butterflybanana123 @em-harlsnow @astaraels @atthedugouts @sam-loves-seb

@transmurderbug @transmickey @creepkinginc @thirstyvampyr @roryonic

@crossmydna @krysmiss @littlechase21 @lee-ow @onthepyre

@heymacy @blue-disco-lights @softmick @iangallagherisadeadman @mybrainismelted

[souji-upseta]

send me ur dirk, ult!dirk, and dirkjake (preferably as exes but everyone is welcome here) songs, especially in post canon?

platonic davedirk, dirkrose, and stridercest/strilondecest can come share too, hell everyone can come share songs abt whatever, idgaf, im just on a roll with this shit lmao and i need more music.

favs, which im gonna narrow down to three:

"Bosco" - Placebo (GODDDD this is so "jake realizes what a fucking ass he's been to dirk" and also it's one of the best, most vulnerable songs ive ever heard and one of my favs. i hate how relatable both this song and jake english can be, fuk u jake)

"Heel Turn 2" - The Mountain Goats (ult!dirk, needs no explanation)

"Astoria" (both the song and the album) - Marianas Trench (my cat, who has one golden-orange eye and one green eye, is NAMED after this album, just trust me, this is THE dirkjake album on EVERY level especially given jake's whole movies thing, possibly just THE album ever, just uh don't expect a "traditionally" happy ending? tho the guy ended up marrying the woman he wrote this album about AS ONE DOES i guess???)

this post's request never expires and is always open for more suggestions 🙏🏻

[v2is-baby]

Not sure if you've been asked this before, so don't feel like you have to answer if you have, but how long does it usually take you to draw? Can range from sketches to lined to full-piece, whatever. Just thought it'd be something cool to know..

it really depends on the complexity!

I have the process of this one I did for muzzleroars:

(first pic) This sketch took almost 1 hour, the pose is complicated and I really wanted to exaggerate it but not in a cartoon way but in a renaissance art style way.

(second pic) At this point this took me 3 hours. This is what i've done with the colors given by muzzleroars' art pieces and some colors I went for myself to add a personal touch. (no shading so far)

(first pic) Figuring out shading fuck yeah, lighting and color tweaking on photoshop, approx 5 hours. I'd say this was the most time consuming part of the whole piece because I really wanted to appeal the artist that designed this fallen Gabriel. So I was experimental.

(second pic) And this is the final result.

I'd say that my art is very time consuming overall, I put way too much detail to things I shouldn't maybe. I spend between 3 - 12 hours.

One of my most ambitious pieces took me 2 weeks iirc. (but that was under contract. Several character sheets because thats what I do!! I am a concept artist, not so good at illustrations fuk)

Another one! between sketch to line art! 2 hours!

[eraserisms]

Horikoshi has put a lot of thought in not just the signs of the characters themselves, but also the compatibility of said characters.

More about Shota's horoscope can be found here. Stuff about his element can be found here

Let's talk about good compatibility & Shota's relationships with characters of those signs.

Cancer Signs (Water) ♋- Cancers are considered to be the best match for a Scorpio. Cancers are highly emotional which is good for the Scorpio due to the fact that Scorpios are emotional, but never expresses that.

The following characters that interact with Shota and fall under the Cancer sign include;

Hizashi Yamada (I'm shocked and overwhelmed), Shinso Hitoshi, Izuku Midoriya, Denki Kaminari, Tensei Ida.

Pisces (Water)♓ - Another great match for Scorpios. The gentle and loyal personality of a Pisces is great for the Scorpio given that Scorpio isn't all that willing to trust.

Nemuri Kayama is the only character that falls under Pisces that Shota heavily interacts with. He also briefly interacts with Shinya Kamihara (Edgeshot) but Edgeshot is a cusp sign with Libra.

Scorpio (Water)♏- Scorpio-ception. Being one in the same, Scorpios are able to have a mutual understanding of each other without verbal communication. Scorpios are very hands on and both are good parent figures.

Scorpio characters are as follows;

Gang Orca, Fumikage Tokoyami, Snipe, Ryo Inui, Sekijiro Kan,

This would be a good place to note that being nurturing comes with being a Scorpio and FOUR UA teachers fall under this sign. Also Gang Orca is known to love children.

Virgo (Earth) ♍- A great match for Scorpios, however Shota doesn't have a strong relationship with any of BNHA's Virgos.

Taurus (Earth)♉ - This is a good example of opposites attract. Taurus falls on the other side of the horoscope wheel. Taurus and Scorpio both are highly loyal, determined and stable.

The following characters that interact with Shota and fall under the Taurus sign include;

Oboro Shirakumo (Also incredibly shocking, jk), Neito Monoma, Katsuki Bakugo

I think that with Katsuki it's also important to know that with his birthday being on the 20th of April, he may fall on a cusp with Aries. Aries and Scorpio also have the capability of having a strong bond.

Capricorn (Earth)♑ -These are both diligent and loyal signs that share a strong work ethic. Ambition and being goal orientated binds these two signs. Scorpio appreciates that Capricorn is reliable and down to earth, and Capricorn loves Scorpio's passion.

The following characters that interact with Shota and fall under the Capricorn sign include;

Ochaco Uraraka, Keigo Takami, Nezu, Mirai Sasaki, Shoto Todoroki,Touya Todoroki, Kyotoku Jiro

Now onto signs that don't vibe with Scorpios & their exceptions to the rule.

Gemini (Air) ♊- These Signs are typically seen as a bad match. The twins are seen as light hearted while the scorpion is a lot darker. Geminis tend to be people friendly while on the other hand Scorpios are more asocial. The Geminis Shota interacts with are as follows;

Tenma Nakaoji  (His Purple Highness), Yuga Aoyama, Ken Takagi (Rock Lock) & Toshinori Yagi

With Shota's interactions with Rock Lock & All Might in mind relationship in mind, we have to considering the following; Geminis have the potential to get along with Scorpios but the two signs generally need to work through differences first. A good relationship between these two signs are depend heavily on mutual respect and compromise. Gemini and Scorpio aren't considered to be compatible, but they do however make an unstoppable team. Also as far as making a good team goes, it's Shota who helps Yuga fight against his fear of All For One.

Aquarius (Air) ♒- Bad match is bad. Romantically, people say that these two signs have an intense and fiery relationship. They however can have a unique relationship if they are both willing to bend for the other.

The following water bearers that interact with Shota include;

Koji Koda, Anan Kurose (Thirteen), Emi Fukukado (Ms. Joke), Tsuyu Asui, Mezo Shoji

Libra (Air) ♎- As far as values go, Libras and Scorpios are starkly different. Libras want to take things easy while the Scorpio is highly ambitious. They can be a moderate match as their decision making is very similar. My Hero's Libras that talk to ShoSho are;

Momo Yaoyorozu, Tsunagu Hakamada (Best Jeanist), Nejire Hado, Minoru Mineta, Atsuhiro Sako (Mr. Compass), Eijiro Kirishima

As I mentioned above Edgeshot is on the cusp. We see Shota having a rather catty interaction between them and Best Jeanist here.

Aries (Fire) ♈- It's said that these signs together are incredibly powerful, but their relationship is often challenging (sometimes seen as frenemies) Aries tend to me more whimsical while the Scorpio is logical and practical. Communication is the biggest hurdle for these two signs.

Rams that Aizawa encounters are;

Ken Ishiyama (Cementoss), Ectoplasm, Naomasa Tsukauchi, Chiyo Shuzenji (Recovery Girl), Tomura Shigaraki

Based on Aizawa & Shigaraki's interactions, I am not surprised that Tomura falls underneath the Aries sign.

Leo (Fire)♌ -Leos are stubborn signs and can clash with Scorpio's equally stubborn personality. Both Leos and Scorpios have the potential to be good leaders. They have very different needs however; Leos look for praise and admiration, while Scorpios need loyalty.

The lions that meet the scorpion are;

Hanta Sero, Mina Ashido, Kyoka Jiro, Himiko Toga, Enji Todoroki, Shoko Haimawari and Tenya Iida

The brief encounter between Endeavor & Shota is a good example of the Leo & Scorpio displaying a bit of ego/pride. Enji inviting Shota to work for his agency that has a lot of prestige vs. Shota's pride in being a teacher.

Sagittarius (Fire) ♐- These signs are pretty opposite of each other. Sagittarius are a lot more social than the Scorpio while the Scorpio is typically withdrawn. Sometimes the adaptiveness & gentleness of the Archer can attract the Scorpion. Sagittarius tend to be flexible and this can invigorate Scorpio's rigid temperament.

Archers of the series are;

Eri, Kota Izuumi, Manual

I just wanted to note I think it's ironic that Manual is a fire sign despite having a water quirk. My guess is that this was likely done on purpose outside of plot reasons. Also, Eri is born on the 21st of December and could be considered to be a cusp sign. The sign that is shared is Scorpio.

[x-poprocks-x]

urgg i keep seeing ppl on youtube cutting their own hair like scene style or like gumi megpoid and shit,, drives me sooo crazy it looks so fucking awesome and i wanna do it so bad even if it might look like shet first few times i fuk around with it. but i know other system mates'd be pissed and I'm not a host anymore so i can't call the shots abt it and our body's too freaking old to be messing around like that i feel like ugh. i wish i would've not given a crap what my parents thought or said when we were still in middle/high school, cuz they couldn't have tortured me any worse then they alrdy did for less. siiiigh.

still really thinking about what i can do with our hair like it is though. to make it more masc and cooler. dunno ://

[futurewife]

hate insta reels and explore all it gives me is 50 bajillion "experts" and "business people" who all want to tell me what I should be doing and buying and thinking. like shut the fuk upppp. I DON'T WANT YOUR OPINION STRANGER!!!!!! they only have views and followers in mind not my best interests. it has given me so many new things to worry about and feel insecure about in the past. Not worth flooding your mind with everyone's dubious 2 cents.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 20, another day of being a walking clothesrack

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.

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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder hotpants, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. Die Woodys were gong 2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Richard so we could do it again.

“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! “R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Till had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Flake since he was a pedo.

“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.

“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.

“Fuker.” He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Flake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1

“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)

“WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily.

“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.

“You dimwit!.” Flake began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”

“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Till. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

“WTF where’d Richard?” I asked him.

“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” Vampire said shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘ENOBY’ on it.

……….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. Die Woodys were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Pascal was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Fichtl's lied’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Richard, cryin in a corner.