#no one would miss him

[saltygilmores]

35 Unique Ways I've Wished Death And Injury Upon Dean Forester (So Far) While Rewatching Gilmore Girls (In Chronological Order)

1. Stuffed into a sack and thrown over a fence 2.Rory feeds him poisoned cookies 3. Lorelai slams his fingers or his head in her window instead of flirting with him Romeo and Juliet style after she catches him peeping into her house 4.Rory and Lorelai glare at him until he dissolves 5. Hit by a car 6. A display of watermelons falls on him at Doose’s and flattens him 7. In episode 1/16, Dean offers to throw himself under a train, so I listen for the sound of the approaching locomotive but it never comes 8 He drops dead from exhaustion because that "You built me a car/I built you a car" exchange goes on for too long 9 Genitals are mauled by a pack of guard dogs in the junk yard of that same You Built Me A Car scene 10 Slams his fingers in the door of said car he built 11 He develops a debilitating allergy when the town is over run with 1,000 yellow daisies 12 Barbequed 13 Rory smashes his fingers with a hammer (wish for smashd fingers #3) 14 Rory whacks Dean over the head with a giant umbrella 15 Rory impales him in the eye with a giant umbrella 16 Another wish for a hit and run accident 17 After bludgeoning Christopher with the giant Oxford English Dictionary, Rory then does the same to Dean

18 A meteor crashes through his house (one of my favorites) 19 Head bashed in with a safe 20 Strangled by his Doose's Market apron 21 Drinks laundry detergent 22 Mauled by a mountain lion 23 Choking on a chicken bone 24 He's stocking cans of beans at work, and then the cans topple over and suffocate him and then they bring in those dogs that sniff for people buried under rubble and even though the dogs find him they pretend they don’t and ignore him 25 Carried away by a swarm of insects 26 Hit square in the junk with a flying basketball so he can never reproduce 27 Infected splinter 28 Lindsay murders Dean and puts his head in her freezer 29 Rory misses another opportunity to poison Dean's food (Picnic Basket auction) but it works out since Jess eats it instead 30 Drown 31 Gangrene 32 Wish for slammed fingers #4 (Rory slams his fingers inside a book) 33 More genital crushing (run over by a lawnmower) 34 Rory kicks him in the nuts 35 Falls into volcano

[beauleifu]

kiss marry kill Lego Monkie Kid edition

i'm curious

choose your 3 contestants lmao

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[druckkugelschreiber]

Okay but why don’t we just knock Tann over the head on lock him in a broom closet any time he says „but you listen to me!“

[reineydraws]

kyojuro corruption arc

[mintjeru]

"but there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence."

open for better quality | no reposts

[feelo-fick]

chilaios telepathy compilation. btw.

also these ones arent telepathy i just think its fun that they defend eachother + are on the same page about alchohol :

[moltinglobster]

seraphim lawor,,,,,,,,,,,my mbabie,,,,

[platoapproved]

— A flaccid full-length play based on nothing other than the superficial observations of the vampire Sam, his meditation on vampiric existence and enduring. — Strange, I remember you racing back from rehearsals to tell me how ambitious the conceit was.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.

(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)

[lazylittledragon]

ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

[tubbytarchia]

For a rancher request, can your Tango carry Jimmy? (If not then the other way around is cool too!)

Yes he can!! Jimmy looks so terribly small no matter how I try to draw him in Tango's hold lmao please ignore it I really tried

[mickeym4ndy]

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 115

“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire. 

They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him. 

“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.” 

The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone. 

Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”

“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.” 

Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???” 

[kugisakiss]

Now I'm imagining Shinichi, post-antidote & and still hanging out with the detective boys, Slipping up and calling Takagi papa

they're sending it to heiji-niichan

[wigglesdtuff]

My arms around his neck My fingers laced a crown I was a heavy heart to carry But he never let me down