Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy
Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear
Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?
Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco
Harry: Wait, what?
Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.
Narcissa: For a week
Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two
Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?
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what's their ship name even? Seikuri? Seiroi? Ijikuri? Idk
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James: I’m so laid back, I only care about 3 things in the world
James: My friends and family
James: Every person on this earth and their opinion of me
James: The crushing psychological weight of being alive
James: Oh, and Reg. I fucking love Reggie!
Remus: That’s more than three, Prongs
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