#none of this is your fault

[lepidxpterxphxbia]

the urge to overshare on the internet vs. the fear of being a burden to my friends and worrying yall

[calmmyfears]

it doesn't matter what i achieved during the week or how sick i feel, if my kitchen is dirty i'll get so angry at myself and i will not stop beating myself up until it's clean again.

[bet-on-me-13]

Unknown, the Wandering Hero

So! We all know the typical Vivisection AU, right? Danny is revealed to his parents and they take it in all the wrong ways. They capture him, Vivisect him, and eventually he manages to escape with the help of his friends.

But what about his Rouges?

Sure, we all like to think of some of the more friendly ones like Ember, or Sydney, or Johnny 13 and Kitty, but he has WAY more Evil Rouges than good ones.

Without Danny there to reign them in, the Rouges spread out across the world to fulfill their obsessions, unhampered by the Heroes and Villains of the world that have no means to fight them.

And Danny? He feels responsible. He was the one to open the Gate, he was the Sacrifice, the one to let them through. And when the going got tough he just up and left? No, that won't do.

His Obsession is Protection for a reason, and nothing has changed. All he needs to do is expand his area of focus a little.

Danny, after healing up, starts wandering the world in search of the Ghosts who have escaped into the Mortal Realm. He battles all of his old foes, as well as many new ones who he hadn't met before.

His travels take him far and wide.

He defeats Skulker in Metropolis, as he is trying to hunt down the Super Family for their pelts. They are the last of their race after all, so he is inclined to try and hunt them. Honestly dealing with Skulker was easy, dealing with the Rich Asshole who was funding him was a nightmare.

He chases down Spectra in Gotham as she tries to feed on the misery of an entire City. (Thanks to @impyssadobsessions for the idea, this Prompt specifically). She is actually a very tough fight, especially powered by both the Misery of an Entire City as well as his Own Misery, but he manages.

He defeats Technus is Central City, as he tries to Raid Star Labs for their advanced Tech. It actually took a while to beat him after he amped himself with all that Power, and he did need help from the Local Hero to deal with him. He's just thankful Technus is one of the more "Harmless" ones.

After every Victory, he sends them back to the Realms using the Banishing Spell that Sam taught him a while back (the only bit of magic he ever really managed to master).

He knows they'll eventually find their way back out, but it's all he can do anymore. It's his eternal Punishment for unleashing them out into the World in the first place. He was the Catalyst for this Situation, now he was tasked with Fixing it, no matter how long it took.

...

The Justice League is caught in a tricky situation a the moment.

In the past few months, they have been encountering more and more of these Extra Dimensional Beings known as Realms Ghosts across the World.

Justice League Dark has had some success in battling them, but even they are getting tired of having to deal with every single incident alone.

They did get approached by a Government Agency known as the Ghostly Investigation Ward that seemed to want to help, but it didn't take long to realize that their main Aim was to Genocide the entire Race. The JLA had quickly cut ties after realizing that, and took what little Tech and Information they had been able to gather.

Still, it wasn't easy to deal with these Entities.

Thankfully, they have had some outside help. An Unknown Being has been routinely showing up whenever a Realms Ghost appears and defeating them, before using a (as described by Constantine) "Rudimentary Banishing Spell held together by willpower and luck" to send them back to their home Dimension. There's honestly no way it should be functional, but he did make it work either way.

They don't know much about this Unknown, aside from the fact that he seems to be the only one able to consistently damage the Realms Ghosts. His Powerset leads them to belive he may be from the same Dimension, or at least drawing his power from the same Source, but as he actively avoids the League and takes every opportunity to not talk to them, they know they aren't getting any answers any time soon.

Over the past few months, they had affectionately started referring to him as Unknown, creative they know, because they could never get his Real Name. Sure, some of the Realms Ghosts seemed to recognize him, but they always called him stuff like "Whelp" and "Punk" and "Usurper", which were not very good names to use when referring to him. Although the last one was a bit concerning.

They had only managed to trade a few quick words with Unknown in the past few months, but it was enough to get the Gist of it. He was just doing his job, sending the Realms Ghosts back where they belonged. There was apparently a Tear in Reality letting them through, but he seemed hesitant to reveal what he knew about it.

After a few months of sparse interactions, they eventually managed to convince him to at least take an Emergency Communicator. Just in case. They even let him take it apart to look for any Tracking Devices, which earned them a small bit of trust. They took whatever wins they could.

Fortunately, it seemed he never did need it. In fact he was getting more and more efficient with every battle, defeating his foes in half the time it would have taken before.

Unfortunately, it didn't last forever. One day, the Communicator went off, a distorted voice quickly saying, "Need backup, some of them decide to Team Up" before cutting out.

They quickly rushed to his location, finding an active battlefield with no less that a dozen Ghosts battling Unknown. And he seemed to be on the ropes.

With their arrival, the combined force of the Justice League and Unknown eventually managed to defeat the Group of Ghosts. Justice League Dark volunteered to work on the Banishing Spells while the others cleaned up the damage from the Battle.

One of them approached Unknown to make sure he was ok, and froze.

During the battle, Unknown's Mask had been Torn off, and they could finally see the face of the Hero they had been working with for the past few months.

And he was a Child.

[unforth]

There's another post getting popular on this hellsite that boils down to, "in my anecdotal experience every child is perfectly reasonable as long as you just treat them as a tiny adult" and I'm ready to scream.

Actually mental illnesses are still mental illnesses! No matter how you treat the mentally ill person sometimes they will still show symptoms of being mentally ill because they are mentally ill! Yes even children!

I swear the minute it's about parents or children all the ~uwu take care of yourself~ acceptance crowd on Tumblr instantly reverts back to ableism and cultural Christianity - because obviously children are perfect and pure beings who are only misbehaving because the adults around them, especially their parents, aren't ~doing it right~ aren't ~trying hard enough~ actually mental illness just comes from parent fuck-ups ~obviously~. So any parent that isn't perfect 24/7 is bad and any kid is perfect until an adult messes them up. And yall haven't even unpacked your attitudes enough to realize that's the logical conclusion of these "well I work with kids and I just listen to them and everything goes perfect" posts and never fuckin reblog my angry posts where I try to point it out and I am absolutely fucking exhausted yall are exhausting. Sometimes, for parents with mental illnesses, the mental illness mental illnesses! Sometimes, for kids with mental illnesses, the mental illness mental illnesses! If your premise is "the only problem with kids is how the adults around them treat them" you are completely disconnected from reality.

It's ableist.

It's ableist.

I.t. i.s. a.b.l.e.i.s.t.

I am *begging* yall to think for five minutes before you make yet another "well I saw a kid in the grocery store crying and I asked them what was wrong and they were fine after we talked so clearly this is the secret to parenting" post viral on the 2% of people have children website. Just accept you don't know jackshit about parenting, shut the fuck up, and stop spreading ableist garbage!

[donnatroia]

i do think that if wally and iris ever sat down and had The Conversation about what his childhood was really like it would be one of the most gut-wrenching things to ever happen in the dc universe. not even just because of the emotional charge that would have but because it puts wally on the already long list of children iris has failed. like.. wally. her own twins. bart. joshua jackam. she left jenni behind. this woman must have the craziest survivors guilt when it comes to outliving family members

[hunybody]

now i do understand in many ways they were using jyn erso as a white audience stand-in but they really did do her dirty many times in that movie. idk i just don't think she was a criminal for not wanting to fight anymore after being a child soldier. and the teenage homelessness which led to her subsequent life of crime wasn't her fault. due to the fact that she kept getting abandoned in ditches by parental figures. after they turned her into a child soldier. like again it must be said i do respect the political stances of this movie very much. i just sort of also think she kept catching strays for no reason

[kitkat13001]

biphobia in 2025 is crazyyyyyy

[faaun]

said goodbye to him feeling weird!

[melbush]

sixperi is kind of the twelveclara of classic who if you really think about it

[specific-dreamer]

who r ur favorite characters in the outsiders and why?

ah boy okay

darry of course. i’m not going through nearly as much as he, but the eldest sibling trauma runs deep and i too chose to take care of 5 kids bc my heart is too big

but also lately sandy. i’ve been toying with this idea right and. okay walk with me here. what if she didn’t cheat. like we know soda is love boy number one, but me thinks sandy loved soda just as much. soda already planned on marrying her i can’t imagine they hadn’t talked about their future, so im thinking they weren’t as careful as they could have been and she got pregnant. but when her parents found out they sent her to florida (? is that right? it’s out there that’s all i recall) and somewhere in her hormonal mind was frightened that soda would change his mind abt wanting to be a dad after everything that happened and she thinks she’s saving herself the grief by lying and saying she cheated. because this way she doesn’t have to hear the disgust/anger in soda’s voice

[lecfoscism]

please tell us more about the threesome between pedri gavi and ferran🙏 princess and her two boyfriends

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL IN MY HEAD!!!!! i know this is not real but that's where the fun is coming from!!! do not gun me down or call me cringe this is tumblr dot com. okay? okay.

also you are on an rpf blog and this post aint maintagged lol, unless we consume the same microplastics and host the same brainworms idk why ur here. if you do not like the certain flavor of microplastics i eat then i am sure there are other blogs who share your appetite <3

so i made a little chart (handwriting reveal), which i like to think captures how i picture the ferran/pedri/gavi dynamic:

if the dumb chart didn't spook/ick you away you can read further explanations:

so yes, i do see gavi/pedri as the married couple. i like to think that they probably got hitched really young (see how people shipped them together when gavi was barely eighteen) and that the wedding was super rushed. like, gavi got pedri pregnant and xavi had the shotgun out type of rushed. they were running on pure down-bad-horniness and leftover money from barca levers. it was almost a vegas wedding. before that, they had a very typical 'crushing on your senior' type of relationship, where it was half puppy love half hero worship from gavi. the marriage was happy, they're still fairly happy right now, but the thing about marrying young is that sometimes you feel like you got tied down way too early and didn't get to fool around, so there's this quiet resentment? insecurity? i dont know. they're in their weird bed separation era right now, which is my cope on why we're seeing less gadri moments. the love is still there, but they're distanced. less passionate? probably not. we all see how gavi is probably experiencing twink death to twunk rebirth right now, and i loveee a pretty top but him showing his forehead has just cemented his handsomeness for me, he really does look like a husband nowadays. sigh, pedri, why do you cheat on this man? which... speaking of...

okay, ferran/pedri though... yummers... they probably knew e/o for way longer than gadri knew e/o. but since ferran is the older one here, and he's way more experienced than pedri, he let them dance around in the ambiguity of a situationship not acted upon (the shark finds it hard to commit, that's why he has so many hoes). sort of backfired because pedri got snatched up by his cute dongsaeng he could never say no to, though. prior engagements however... does not stop 'things' from happening... despite the fedri married jokes i cannot imagine ferran torres as a married man, im sorry. he is sweet but in my heart he will always be a free spirit. probably one of those guys that stay engaged for like 5 years and doesn't see a problem with it. which is why i have him posed as the gadri homewrecker, aka the guy pedri fucks when gavi isnt around! is there feelings here? or is it just sex? that im still debating over. you dont let a situationship fester for years and not have feelings involved!

i know on the chart i wrote ferran/gavi as barely knowing each other, but to be honest this would be the hottest thing i need to see. to me they are different shades of 'guy who is SO horny'. they are both freaks and would def fuck nasty. pedri and me have to be present in the room when it happens though, like we're on the cuck loveseat watching this shit go down with popcorn in our hands. would start by fighting over pedri and end up making out. woah.

so what's the solution to all this? i think you can probably guess. you guys should start learning french cause we're going to see the eiffel tower! okay no but in all seriousness i feel like this either ends in the worst explosion ever or double penetration. maybe if ferran and gavi fuck first they can set aside their differences and go for the latter option. i mean, im hoping that they do (still in my cuck loveseat). but i think that maybe in a healthier universe, they could be a cute throuple. insert i want two boyfriends so i can dress them like twins tweet.

thanks for reading! i think i finally got it all out of my system and can be a normal and functioning member of society now. you have set me free anon, i know this is probably not what you asked for.

[purpurussy]

this merch situation really has cemented I need to delete this fkin blog bro some of u are so embarrassing it's been such a long time since I was able to log in here without getting pissed off. i fear some of u genuinely think dnp are your friends and it's making you stupid

[glowsticcc]

phil telling chayanne that em lost a life and just seeing chay go still and stare at the ground

phil saying he blames himself and chay backing up and shaking his head but looking so distraught and still staying silent

chay crawling into his papas bed just for some minuscule bit of comfort

[ugartecoco]