i bet dan and phil 👯 are soooo glad 😁🤪that they're the same size 🎡 so they can share clothes 👙👗 for PROFIT 🤑💰and nothing 🙅❌ else 🛏️💦
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Oh. That's self harm gore in my inbox. Cool
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“average hearthian lives for 22 minutes” factoid actually statistical error. average hearthian lives for at least a few decades. deaths georg and dying jorge, two hearthians who are stuck in a time loop and die every 22 minutes, are outliers adn should not have been counted.
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...the King and Duke are, yes.
thank you for bringing this to our attention, it's very appreciated. as I believe the king is busy at the moment, I'd like to discuss the court's worries with the Duke, privately please. hopefully those concerns can be allayed, soon
oh. okay. sorry to bother you.
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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sorry i can't hear you over the sounds of thousands of my body's cells dying and disintegrating and then re-creating themselves all at the same time
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make what you love, do what you love :)
filet crochet 50 x 37 cm
prints available here
dyke version here
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