#nonsense by ej

[deakyjoe]

Show me a motherfucker with big brown eyes and I’m automatically whipped

[featureenvyproductions]

ARE Y'ALL FUCKIN READY FOR THIS THING I MADE THAT I WANNA MAKE YOU WATCH

Prepare to be....well....not overwhelmed. Not underwhelmed...more....Satisfactorilywhelmed *drum roll* My first traditionally 2d animated short is done (well. Done enough. Not perfect but it's just an informal practice thing so you know what it's fine for that 🙃) BEHOLD

Sound on for questionable quality keyboard noises

So yeah this is a little experiment I churned out in a month of neglecting other more important projects....it's supposed to be like.....the feeling of slumping into burnout and then the ups and downs of trying to get out of it? does it make sense...?

But yeah basically it's traditional animation - like ink and paint on cels and composited and scanned manually bc it annoys me the mainstream has decided this is an obsolete art form and I'm protesty about it because IT'S ART IT DOESNT BECOME OBSOLETE BC PROGRAMS EXIST DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS. I did cheat a little and digitally cut the water and copy-pasted it onto some frames but that's because I could find ONE TRANSPARENT BLUE SHEET IN THE ENTIRE METROPOLITAN AREA I SHIT YOU NOT. and I didn't want to cut my only precious water sheet in case something went wrong or I had to redo a shot. But everything else is pretty manual. Also the music is op 76 no 2 by Sibelius - ATTEMPTED 🙃. Sorry some notes are just SO QUIET but it's good enough it's whatever. My level of piano skill is like. Not professional by any stretch of the imagination and this is good enough for me

Oh and backgrounds are generally various kinds of charcoal with ink

anyway hope you at least found my project interesting thanks for watching

(actually not to make it weird but my whole life has led up to me trying this and I blame Joe Murray for making me want to be an animator when I was a little kid and I always wanted to try this kind and now I finally had the time and money and enough drawing skills to try it so yeah it's not like fuckin Disney or whatever but I am happy I got to make it exist. feels like I checked a thing off my bucket list)

[someforeignband]

tired: eddie who’s jittery and embarrassed around steve bc of his crush on him

wired: eddie who unabashedly stares at steve’s dick print in his various sinfully tight pants

[goldenflurry]

Some random sketches before I sleep

[bourgeoisie-birds-bb]

Nothing I love more than tryna just watch a cute comfort show about singing high schoolers and going online and seeing people in actual shipping wars and going for fucking blood.🙃 guys it’s a fictional show about high schoolers. I’m begging y’all to touch some grass please…

[autisticbones]

not sure if i've said this before but my one deeply grating pet peeve about the imperial agent class story is how the members of the SIS cell keep referring to themselves and each other as "code name [whatever]" instead of just "[code name]"

like, we've already established that these are not anyone's real names, continuing to mention it is at best annoyingly redundant and at worst a security risk if anyone's paying too much attention to them

[chrollohearttags]

how would carla feel about the sex tape leak?

I told y’all, Carla knows her baby ain’t that bright. That he’s been cutting up since he was a kid and wasn’t gone stop for nothing or no one.

She’s not new to his nonsense and wild scandals. Like the infamous video of him beating a fan’s ass who threw a drink on him or getting arrested for assaulting a pap who decided to get too close but this? This is crazy, even for her son! Mama is out shopping or at brunch with some of the other housewives when she hears people talking about it out of earshot. “Oh my gosh, did you see the tape? Oh they were getting it.” “I know! (social media name) is lucky as hell. I can’t believe she’s fucking EJ the Don. I wonder who leaked it.” And it takes everything in Carla not to lose her shit (and miss thing used to have a temper on her; in case you’re wondering where he gets it from!) while these girls are chatting away, her friends are staring at her like they’re witnessing a ticking time bomb. Now, it’s not the first time she’s had to save face and defend her child in front of others but finding out he’s not only the headlines for fornicating like an untamed beast but he’s now drug you into it?! She’s about to lose her mind. “Did I really just hear that? Please tell me I didn’t just hear that?” He’s sitting in the studio, just talking like everything’s cool with Connie or Onya like usual. Working on some new projects in hopes of taking his mind off of it when he sees that phone ringing and baby, he is too scared to answer. “Nah, go ‘head and answer.” “Yeah, you see your mama calling you, don’t be rude.” Because he already knows..he knows he’s about to get his little skinny ass handed to him on a platter! “Man, fuck y’all. I’m not answering. She’s gonna yell at me, I already know it.” And that’s exactly what happens.

“Eren! I swear to the almighty father, you’re going to put me in an early grave! What in the absolute hell do you think you’re doing? Filming something like that for the entire world to see?! Have you lost your goddamn mind?!” Meanwhile, the other two are snickering and holding in their laughs as she tears him a new one. “Mom, seriously?! You think I’m the one who put it out there? You’re calling me in the middle of work, this is embarrassing.” And that’s all it takes to set sis off because he has no room to talk about that. Not after what she just heard. “Embarrassment?! Oh honey, you wanna know what’s embarrassing? Having a table full of noisy girls and your own friends tell you that your son’s dingaling is all over the internet. How the hell is that for embarrassment?!” Shouting into the speaker and making him jump. But it’s not even the worse part because she’s really mad that you had her precious (y/n) involved. “And now, that poor sweet girl is mixed up in your bullshit. I can’t believe you, Eren. She’s innocent in this.” As if you weren’t the one throwing back on him, begging for it. But he’s not trying to correct her because he knows he’s got an ass whooping waiting the next time she sees him.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

I imagine EJ getting dragged into Jeff, Ben and Toby's nonsense on the occasions he ends up hanging out with them.

The poor man just wanted a calm and somewhat fun conversation and ended up being lectured by Slender Along with the other three

I mean I feel it’s more like they’re up to mischief and EJ is the voice of reason that prevents them from getting into too much trouble or getting very heavily injured from stupidity. He’s the part time babysitter for their friend group

[sleepym123]

EVEN MORE INCORRECT QOUTES

EJ: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? LJ: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Jeff: Smad. __ __ _ __ __ _ _ _ __ _ __ _ *The squad is having dinner together* EJ: Jeff, can you pass the salt? Jeff: *Throws Jason across the table* __ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Jason: I know you snuck out last night, Y/N. Jeff: Play dumb! Y/N: Who's Y/N? Jeff: NOT THAT DUMB!!! _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Jason, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Jeff: what the fuck are you guys doing? Y/N: playing systemic oppression _ _ _ __ _ _ _ ___ _ __ _ Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jeff? Jeff: … No. Liu: I do! Y/N: I know, Liu. Liu: I’m sad! Y/N: I know, Liu. _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Y/N: I trust Jeff. Liu: You think he knows what he's doing? Y/N: I wouldn't go that far. _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Jeff: Just rip the bandage off. Y/N: It’s this cute guy I met- Jeff: Put the bandage back on. _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _

Toby: We need a distraction. Tim: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Brian, whispering: My time has come

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Tim: Tell Toby about the birds and the bees. Brian: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Toby: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Tim does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff? Brian: If Tim was to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Tim jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Toby: You jump off a cliff! Brian: Gladly. Provided Tim did first.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Jeff* Jeff: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Jeff: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Jeff: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Jeff: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Jeff: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Jeff: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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YEET

That's it for now

TILL NEXT TIME

[sinshinelennypops]

Omg I lobe your headcannons sm, if you accept request please do more! Specifically a little more about Btian and Tim, also toby m🙏

Of course! Here's more creepypasta stuff, Tim Toby and Brian addition!

Let's doit differently though. I'm gonna list a bunch of personal headcanons under each of their names rather than in a random order starting with..

Brian

-Brian Thomas, 27 years old -Resident therapist, a ray of sunshine in a very gloomy place -Often overworks himself, much like Tim, but is better about hiding it -Cinephile, since he was a film student -College came in handy because he can cook a few good and nutritious meals that don't take a lot of prep time -Loves musicals, even the bad ones -My headcanoned birthday for him is March 26th, making him an aries(?) -Favorite food: Chicken alfredo, he loves his pasta and protein -Sexuality: definitely questioning, maybe bi-curious?

Tim

-Tim Wright, 28 years old -Scruffy and tired, no nonsense kinda guy, very fatherly to a select few residents -While scruffy, takes no shit, he is generally pleasant, polite, and overall helpful when adjusting to the manor -Despite his size (5'7") he can, will, and has broken up fights between the residents in the manor -Everyone just seems to forget Tim is like.. Fast, strong, and a serial killer?? So I think he has the highest body count out of everyone due to the fact that people underestimate him. Even higher than Jeff, and maybe even EJ -Cannot cook without instructions, he will burn something -Headcanoned birthday: May 7th Favorite food: Pineapple pizza, or really any variation of pizza -Sexuality: Definitely demisexual

Toby

-Toby Erin Rogers, 22 years old -Loud, chaotic, goofy nerd guy (if you ignore his many, many disorders) -Adores competitive video games, a Smash Bros and Mario Kart champion -Longs to play guitar, his dream finally comes true on his 21st birthday when he is gifted a bright red electric guitar and amp -His tics keep him from doing a lot of things but he gets encouragement from Nina and Natalie -Avid Lady Gaga fan -Consistently loses first in Monopoly -A DC comics fanboy -Has brought an opossum into the manor at least once -Voice claim: Charlie Slimecicle -Headcanoned birthday: September 4th -Favorite food: Obviously waffles, but enjoys a good pancake here and there -Sexuality: Heterosexual panromantic

[deakyjoe]

He looks so fucking broad in this fucking tshirt I am losing my mind

[featureenvyproductions]

but you know what IS COMING?

The next couple chapters of Eyan Eternal!

why spend your holiday (if you live in the US) wallowing in depression with your homophobic family when you could wallow in depression with gay characters weathering a dying future??

come read more of my latest self indulgent nightmare comic tOMORROW (oh wait I guess technically it's today bc I mean Wednesday but it's like dark outside and I just woke up from an accidental 6 hour nap induced by volunteer work where I ran around cleaning up messes for like the entire time and time now has 0 meaning for me)

or possibly another day but like still this weekend but AIMING FOR TOMORROW

stay tuned pals I will be posting links and images sooooon

[beelaboola]

Yo, Bella, out of all the creepypasta boys, who would you feel the safest to let in your house? Doodle that guy!

definitely not toby, despite me being a total fangirl over him (still am)

only bc of the fact that he could be babbling about nonsense for one moment then whack a hatchet into my skull the next !!! D: (i would thank him)

but i feel like id be safest with liu or ej.....

honestly i dont know much about liu outside of him being jeff's older brother and sully (im guessing his alter?) wanting nothing but to kill him (SO REAL!!!! ME TOO!!!! /silly)

i did read up that hes more lenient with people who are close to him, buuuuuut despite that he would probably decide to kill me one way or another!!! i probably just chose him bc im an older sibling myself LMFAOO (and hes kinda cute ehehehe)

as for ej....

i have two versions of ej, one being my first hc of him before i read up on his story (the one with the cult) which was him being this shapeshifting blob monster, his form being similar to no face from spirited away!!! and the other being the ej we are pretty familiar of today (aka funny demon man)

i did say on one of my posts that i would run away crying if he were real (and i stand by that bc omg...) but i do feel safe to let him into my house soley bc id like to think that bro does not mean any harm 😭like the dude literally got sacrificed against his own will and now has no choice but to only eat kidneys bc he cant stomach human food!!!

if i were to go with my shapeshifting blob ej headcanon, he would probably be like a house cat....... except he just brings in organs as offerings like how cats bring in dead mice as gifts

buuuuuuuut id be safe w them up until my imminent death when they decide that they are hungry and then feast on my kidneys....

in conclusion? id live a little longer, but die a probably brutal death (but its okay, theyre hot)

borders by @saradika :)

[everymagicalprice]

The thing that keeps getting to me with this season of hsmtmts is the needlessly cruel and hurtful way it’s treating portwell’s storyline and development so far. 

I know Tim feels like giving in to the r*n* hive on twitter will give him more buzz, and thus far, more seasons of the show, but after setting up EJ and Gina’s development, as a couple and as characters, so well last season, there was no need to treat it this poorly now. If the intention was to make Ricky and Gina get together, there was a thousand other ways to do it and keep it respectful and considerate to these characters and their story. 

But just deciding to abandon EJ’s growth to justify another couple? Doing a repeat of the season 1 plot with the same ending but Gina in the middle? Implying EJ is the “bad guy” again and because of that deserves to be miserable? Making him stand in a stupid costume in front of his girlfriend and the guy that has once actively pursued his ex-girlfriend while having to watch them flirt? That’s what it’s looking like so far and it’s just nonsense. 

Did the writers forget that there’s also a lot of people who ship portwell and a big part of the general audience (who’s just watching the show without keeping up with it in the internet) that loves them?

But I’ll tell you this, fanservice might get buzz for a while, but poor and repetitive storytelling and shitty character developments only gets you so far. It might keep a part of the twitter fandom loyal, but eventually it starts to make the wider audience lose interest. 

[bropunzeling]

send them to the pens no but actually, there are a lot of fun options here, you could send them to Seattle (not like the traffic will be better, think of all the uncomfortable not-conversations they can have in a car that's moving slower than they can walk!), or to a new expansion team (Thrashers 2.0? Wanna recapture that early Ducks magic?), or the Avs (which is apparently the place for reunions with friends from youth, but they also traded away EJ so they are not to be trusted), or to the Wild because Minnesota is cold af and it would be very funny to see two (sorta) Cali boys reunited in the frigid north and also maybe they could snuggle...

Also the Sharks. Because that would be hilarious.

to you (and other anon who also mentioned the kraken): i can't assign them kraken because im ALREADY working on my expansion draft matthew/leon thoughts and that would be Too Indulgent even for me. im only allowed one "move my ship to my hometown" nonsense this year. but i LOVE minnesota as an option because i love minnesnowta, land of the lakes and where trevor WOULD try to wear slides and regret it. but san jose is SUCH a great funny option. norcal represent

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

random ej caswell headcanons because he's one of my favorite characters:

(these all make sense, i promise)

plans intricate and cute dates (his favorite type of dates are picnics in the park)

his love language is acts of service (because i said so)

knows how to braid hair due to ashlyn teaching him (he can do every style of braid there is)

^so he won't even flinch if his partner (or wildcat friends) asks him to do their hair

would've 100% become a big brother figure to emmy if they had met earlier

either has 20/20 vision or desperately needs glasses (and either refuses to get them or he wears contacts at all times)

he loves broadway shows and kept a collection of playbills hidden in his room so cash wouldn't find them (now he has them in his dorm room, on a bookcase, cause he's organized)

^the water polo boys didn't care for broadway so he regularly infodumps on the wildcats (mainly ricky because he's never seen a broadway show)

because he has light eyes, the sun bothers him a lot so he regularly wears baseball caps or tries his best to stand under trees (the latter doesn't work much, because he keeps hitting his head on branches)

^carlos has been trying to introduce him to the concept of bucket hats and has gifted him a few

absolutely hates water polo, he was only on the team because cash said he had to find a sport to play (he can play almost every sport the school had to offer though, he just didn't care about them as much as theater)

can speak fluent french (he gives that vibe) and is working on learning the other romance languages

he's 1/4 latino (his mom is half and passing and was adopted by white people so cash thought none the wiser because you can't tell me that cash isn't a little racist) but either doesn't know or doesn't think it's worth mentioning

hates playing truth or dare but loves hearing about things that went down when others play (basically he loves gossip but not if it's about him)

can either cook like gordon ramsay or burns everything he attempts to make

he's great at faking like he knows what he's talking about UNLESS he's stressed and/or people absolutely know that he doesn't (so season 3 with the director nonsense)

has never gotten a pimple a day in his life (the wildcats are not happy about this)

this is getting long so i'm gonna stop here but i'll do a part 2