Send him to the moon(Wallace and Gromit)
Tea Party, The Moon
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A striped bark scorpion (Centruroides vittatus) flouresces under UV light in Texas, USA
by jciv
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Ok I’m curious. If you could live anywhere on Gaia, where would it be? If you leave reasoning as to why in the tags or smth I will love you forever
All of these before any disasters that destroy them lmao
I think my answer would probably be Banora, since considering the climate apple trees generally grow in and the fact that Mideel is an Irish name it seems to be the British Isles of Gaia, and I have enjoyed nowhere on this planet more than I enjoyed Scotland and Oxford. Plus I love exploring caves filled with the lore of legends past. Colorado comes second for favorite place on earth for those gorgeous mountains, and for that reason Nibelheim would be my second choice
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I do not envy non-American fans the prospect that they might wake up one day and discover that mcr5 dropped overnight with no warning and all the Americans have been posting about it for hours
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Earth is a terrestrial planet, despite 70% of it's surface being covered in water. It has a molten iron core, and has existed for about 4.5 billion years. It's the third planet out from it's star (a yellow dwarf).
The Cartologist: Oooh, interesting, is there more?
The Cartologist: Oh, is that what the song about cheese comes from?
The Coordinator: Yes, mortal planets that have had life for a long time do tend to experience multiple extinction events, which is one of the reasons it is important we tend to our duties.
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You know one thing I love about Japan? Everyone responds to me saying "I speak Norwegian" like it's really fucking cool. I tell people in the UK that I speak Norwegian and they're just like "why? You know everyone there speaks English, right? There's literally no point in learning it." But I tell people over here and they're like "no way, that's amazing! And you learned by yourself? You're so clever!"
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SHOCKING REVELATION: Putin doesn't like it when Joe Biden pays the Ukraine to launch missiles onto Russian soil
I hate to get all Realpolitik on you but, it's not about "right" and "Wrong." The United States is NOT the World Police and Joe Biden is NOT the Pope of the World. Our foreign policy is never supposed to be enforcing some idea of "Morality." It's supposed to be about advancing the interests of the United States.
Biden's insane policies have placed Russian nuclear navel vessels in Cuba and significantly strengthened north Korea even as it has already destabilized the energy markets.
Wow. Way to go, Joe.
We all know Biden is barely able to remember what day it is, so this idiocy is all pouring out of the National Security Council. They're the ones who need Biden, because having a senile coot as President means they have a free hand to play God and wreck the planet.
Trump won't play their globalist games.
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Veneziano: I really don't understand why Romano is so jealous! I won’t love him any less even if I spent time with other people!
America: Ehy 'Mano do you want to become one of the States?
Romano: wtf-
Veneziano: Dio dammi la pazienza perchè se mi dai la forza-
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oooo ok I have an idea for my followers on Tumblr dot com >:) send me an animal- preferably a mammal, and I'll make a whole blog post about cool facts about them
like ok I don't think you guys understand how fun this is for me I fucking LOVE talking about animals if I could watch animal behavior all day every day I would do it in a heartbeat ill even make posts about common animals like dogs and cats throw em at me the weirder the better
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