#not baby but like... babier....

[ivorysodapop]

(Suibian is also amused)

AU Masterlist

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Apparently, it’s the 5th anniversary of this lovely CQL Bazaar photoshoot 🥺

[worm-on-the-moss]

The children of the locked tomb, its youngest crop of nuns and cenobites.

[slytherinshua]

sometimes i forget how late ppl got into svt cause i think i got into them late but then i was a carat for _world and ppl were like getting into them only when fml came out LIKE WHAT???

[ejsuperstar]

ty sky discord for helping me get dragon baby pics

will probably draw up an official baby/moff dragon ref soon, but for now heres the pics i got from the sky discord

[sadfruittheatre-rp]

Bragi's got a fast metabolism, which is how he can eat so much and stay so thin. It's nowhere near a Saiyan's, but it's generally wise to always keep snacks on hand because he's a hungry lad. If anything, he's a bit underweight, like in the extremely unlikely event he were to lift up his shirt, you could casually kinda see his ribs. He probably wouldn't be quite so bad off if he weren't so fucking stressed all the time and ate a fucking vegetable once in awhile (it's not that he hates them, he just chooses instead to eat U7 junk, which isn't helped by semi-living with a Majin who loves to spoil him lol). He's definitely a bit nutritionally deficient.

While it's a long ways off in human terms, it's totally gonna catch up to him when he's older. It'll mostly just make him a normal weight instead of being a total twig, but he'll likely end up being kinda chubby in the end lol. Finally his body fat will no longer solely be in his cheeks--

[jewfrogs]

june 2019 (~10) / april 2023 (~14). to be loved is to be changed

[somedaytakethetime]

This is THE most Danish thing you'll see today.. 😩🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

[asiancatboy]

bracing myself for the flu jab tomorrow morning 😔

[the-magicians-ravens]

learning/being reminded that mutuals are younger than me is like being hit by a semi-truck. bc i will maybe die before them

[torahtot]

im literally so confused abt that anon. when did i say smthn about baby gays

[fanficmaniatic]

HEAR ME OUT.

What if that was Geo? What if they used to be friends? And then Geo scaped the dungeons and Vania simply though he was imaginary, thus forgetting about him?

It would make sense that Geo would not spend a lot of time with other Munce since he was pretty much treated like an outcast, so imagine baby Geo finding and making friends with an even babier Vania. Also, both of them doing art together (Since Vania did the Ninja cardboard, so she prolly likes art).

Anyways, Geo spending time with baby Vania and thinking of her as a little sister. Done? Got it? Great. Now imagine Cole telling him about Vania and his heart breaking about being remembered only as an Imaginary friend. You are welcome.

[envysparkler]

Another deaging TT AU, except this time only Tim is deaged. And he's deaged by a LOT. Jason would really like to leave and wash his hands of this mess, but Tim is now a toddler and all the other Titans are indisposed. (He didn't realize gassing them was going to be back to bite him like this.)

Jason decides to babysit Tim until the Titans wake up, and then skedaddle. Great plan, except that Tim has imprinted on Jason and doesn't want to be left alone with the Titans and worse, he starts to make soft, hitching cries that make it clear that he's been taught to cry silently and fuck.

Jason sulking on a couch in Titans Tower, Tim at his feet playing with a puzzle, while the Titans huddle outside the doorway and whisper about what to do. They can't call Batman, he'll be furious.

And that's how Nightwing sweeps in to find one baby brother turned even babier (little Timmy is so cute!) and another baby brother miraculously alive (Jaybird is real!). There's no escaping him.

[leafyeyes417]

I decided to create a masterpost or two with all the reblogs that I like in hopes that when someone sends out the “help me find that post” I can find it faster. It will be added to slowly because I do not have the patience to do it all at once. Also in no particular order of preference.

Keep in mind none of these posts are my works and I do not claim them as such.

If you see *** they are really good prompts with lots of reblogs.

Will be edited later, last updated: 7-21-24

Masterlists

Multi-story masterlists

dcxdpdrabbles

Hdgnj

Tu-turu-turah

Specific Story lists

Jason is Catnip to Danny

Hyena Danny

Finally Getting Help

Wrong Robin

Badger Day

Man has needs

Almanac

Take out for Dummies

Danny is just some guy

Changling AU (part 5, other part links at bottom of post)

Fast Car Driver Danny

Haunted Car

Harmless Series

Don’t eat anything

Hero Tweets

Just a Bite

Single posts

Ellie-centric

Ellie realizes how dangerous Danny’s home is

Danny’s Rescues from the Infinite Realms

Green Lanturn & crew stuck in IR

Dead on Main

Jason courting Danny with a casserole

Overprotective Fenton parents shovel talk

Danny courts Jason by giving him wine cups made from the Joker’s kneecaps

Jason becomes a Ghost Summoner after giving Danny food***

Dream Lover***

Soulmate summoning ring gone wrong

Dead Tired

Coffeeshop accident

Dead Serious

Dead Silent

Danny kills the joker with his thighs

Danny on the run from the GIW

Superman startles Danny and gets a concussion***

Danny In Gotham

Sleepwalker Danny who escapes all traps

Unknowing Fae Danny works at coffee shop

Danny pretends to be a Vampire***

Feral McGee

Danny only gets a Vacation from work in Gotham

Danny seems like an Oracle of Delphi***

The GAV affected by Fear Toxin

Tucker streams while Danny does what Danny does in the background***

Danny is kidnapped(?) by Batman***

Danny gets hired for a money laundering front***

Portal is built in Gotham, not Amity

Naga Danny

Villain Danny

Danny’s obsession is twisted, forcing him to be a villain

Danny teaches heroes their mistakes by being the villain***

Adopted Danny (as in not Bio Fenton)

Danny is Hal Jordan’s son

Harley asks Batman to take away her son

Harvey Dent is Danny’s bio parent

Danny adopted by Bruce Wayne

Danny distribution system

Danny makes a sales pitch to join the Batfam

Reincarnated Danny

They wake up as Talons

Reincarnation

Clockwork reincarnated as Alfred

Misunderstanding’s that end in chaos

High Danny mistakes Batman for Jack

Mis-text-derstanding

Summoning Danny

Number is not in service

Danny: Please get that stalker (Ra’s) away from me

Demon Twin/Brothers

Damian is normal by Amity standards

Maybe(?) his lost twin

Nyssa steals Danny

Danny undercover in Amity

Jazz decided she wanted a brother

Tim Twins/Brothers

Danny and Tim are half-siblings

Danny sleep teleports to another dimension

Jason and Danny are brothers

Jason is a Baby ghost, adopts babier ghost Danny***

Ghost King Danny

Danny needs to take care of the Lazarus pits

Danny finds out there is a Ghost LOA

Miscellaneous

Danny possesses the president

Danny takes Jason’s online cooking class

Danny forgot what is regular human

Jack was a hitman named Phantom

Ghost Calls

Danny & Jason have the same scars

Superman was supposed to wait for the JLD

Water Core Tim

Fenton Driving curse still applies

Danny asks Wonder Woman to make him a grave on Themyscria***

Kryptonite is actually trapped souls

Danny and self-fulfilling prophecy

Danny pretends to be a demigod son of Hades

Danny gifts Red Robin a jar with Ra’s eyes

Vlad Cloning Danny was actually a much worse offense, breaks oldest ghost law

Amity got put back in the wrong place after the Pariah Dark fight.

Jason involuntarily taken to the ghost hospital

Phantom Letters

Danny learns Astral magic

Miscellaneous Angst

GIW succeeds in shooting the portal

DPxMarvel

Loki falls through to the IR and is adopted by Danny

Pure DP (not crossover)

Danny was Eldritch the whole time

Danny gets sprayed with a chemical where he hallucinates the person he hates

Demon!AU (with Art)

[do-you-know-this-baby]

Do you know this baby?

[paradimeart]

so I was scrolling through my dash and I found a post that is so especially true in the orbbabies AU that I just had to share-

Like. This is straight up how Optimus is when the repair crew first starts out. He’s trying his absolute Best with these Two Basically Infants even though he just got kicked out of highschool/college and is trying to balance his job with caring for Baby and this is hitting me with Emotions which I don’t know how to process

SO im assuming you're referring to this post and i am about to make it better and worse.

so the initial au that's called "the divorce baby au" is where ratchet winds up having to raise orbaby optimus (orbimus) until he's old enough to get shuffled into the great autobot machine and get a job and whatever (so like. robot six years old). the au of the au is where op doesn't end up leaving and stays w ratchet as he gets older, and through hijinks he and ratchet wind up with baby bulkhead and even babier bee. so he isn't kicked out of the academy because he never went. but. he is also equivalent to a teenager at this point, like, just a little older than canon bumblebee.

^ its easier to see the differences in a direct comparison of younger and older op. teeeechnically he's an "adult" by cybertron standards atp because there isn't really a concept of children or childhood or anything, just physical immaturity/maturity, so he isn't fully physically mature but there's no psychological distinction between him and a fully developed/mature cybertronian. at least that's what the textbooks say. immature/undeveloped protoforms are still relatively new in society and they don't really understand processor development. also the "divorce" part of the au name entirely refers megatron and ultra magnus's background alimony agreement (also known as the tyrest accords)