#not bad not bad

[badjokesbyjeff]

There is a Bar across the street.

A Cop and a Priest walk into the bar.

A Blond who was following behind them ducks.

👌

[seven-tastic]

[epiclamer]

hey, could you do a hero caretaker x villain whumpee where the villain comes to the hero and needs help. So the hero helps them through the usual whumpee trauma reovery steps, sorry if this is confusing, I haven't done many requests before. Thank you in advance, I love your works so much, you are so talented and cretive.

Eyyyy thanks for the compliment and request! You did great!! (With help from my pretty princess @save-the-villainous-cat )

cw: trauma (could be interpreted as mental, physical or sexual violence just be careful!)

Used

Both their hands were up in surrender. “D-Don’t shoot.”

Hero didn’t laugh. They were too busy trying to wrap their head around how the villain had managed to make it to their front steps in their condition.

It looked bad. Really bad.

Physically and mentally, Villain was a wreck. Hero hadn’t wasted anymore time in letting them in, guiding them to the couch and turning on the stove.

On the sofa, Villain worked their own wounds, cleaning and bandaging while Hero worked in the kitchen, cooking with the few ingredients in their cupboards. They didn’t prompt the criminal and they definitely didn’t touch them, the last thing they wanted to betray was the villain’s touch now.

Idly, Hero stirred a pot of pasta as it boiled. “Do you want to talk about it?”

Villain was close enough to hear—their flinch proved that—but they kept up their healing, otherwise unbothered by the hero’s last request. If they weren’t ready, Hero wouldn’t press them, but they had a terrible itch in their brain that pestered them about their lack of knowledge.

They didn’t ask again, not until the pasta reached a perfect cook, then sauce and cheese melted together to create a perfect balance and it was all stirred equally and dished into two separate bowls. Hero walked it over to the couch, placing both bowls down as they silently reexamined the villain’s work on their wounds. Trying their best not to judge the sloppy stitches and loose gauze pads.

“Mind if I?”

Villain nodded, trading out their medical supplies for a steamy bowl of noodles that smelled heavenly. With so little on hand, Hero sure knew how to cook a meal.

As gently as possible, the crime-stopper began to tidy the prior work. Their perfectionism kicking in as they righted every bandaid and flushed out every scrape. It was unnecessary and hard work, but it took their mind off the millions of questions tumbling around in their head.

The villain’s bowl was polished clean after only a few minutes. They gobbled down every last bit like they hadn’t eaten in weeks—which was probable since they looked thinner than ever before, in the most unhealthy way possible. Every time the hero glanced at them, they slowed down, pretending like they had more self control than they presented.

It wasn’t believable, but it gave them a false sense of control, which must’ve been consoling in the moment.

“I let my guard down once.” Villain chuckled, tears glazing their eyes as they stared off into space. “And they use me.” They shook their head, feeling the tears fall freely down their cheeks. “Like I’m a fucking animal.”

Hero let them talk, burying things was only going to harm them more. If they needed an outlet, Hero would always be available.

“I thought it was only going to be a few hours, Hero, I thought they were going to leave.” Villain leaned back against the sofa arm, throwing their head back as they laughed even harder, slipping into their horrible memories. “They. Never. Fucking. Did.”

The hero checked a particularly lazy stitch that would reopen soon. It was heartbreaking to hear the villain’s story and see the actual results of their mistreatment.

With the uttermost care they could come up with, the took the medical supplies and gently cut the strings and restitched the whole thing. The villain didn’t seem to mind.

“People say pain makes you stronger,” the villain said. “But it doesn’t. It makes you feel miserable. Being used like that…”

Hero tried to sympathize, they really did, but they had no concept of what the villain had gone through. Sure, they had had their fair share of gruelling interrogations and knifepoint fights, but nothing like this. Not anything like this.

“I understand.” They didn’t, and the villain knew that. But it felt wrong to say nothing in the silence that hung thick in the air.

Villain didn’t answer, eyes clouded as they relived the past, suffering from merely their mind now, but that was the hardest to escape.

“You’re going to be okay.” Hero squeezed their arm gently, egging their attention to return to the present. It worked, a little, and Villain glanced at them with sunken eyes. Through the exhaustion Hero could’ve sworn they had seen a flash of hope if only for a second.

“Thank you.”

Both of them slept in the hero’s bed that night, apart but still together, a feeling they had both missed dearly.

[countingstars-17]

he is cute in yellow

[queenhawke]

Rating: Explicit Fandom: Mythic Quest (TV 2020) Relationships: Brad Bakshi/David Brittlesbee, Zack Bakshi/David Brittlesbee Characters: Brad Bakshi, David Brittlesbee, Zack Bakshi, other characters appear but aren't very important lol Additional Tags: Blow Jobs, Abusive Relationships, Animal Death, mentioned briefly - Freeform

[loquaciousquark]

before & after.

[clansunsharp]

hmmmm twilight/plum/grape.... and why she ourple

[redheadpaperpushers]

I've been super sick but I'm finally not dealing with a 101.5 fever.

Also was told I'd be a cute milktank and I'm just like 😳

[doodlevich]

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#5

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#3

Gallavich Week 2022 ✨ @gallavichthings

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#2

I am once again fashionably late, but here’s a little comic to celebrate Mickey Milkovich making it to 28 years old 🖤

Bonus content:

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[marymekpop]

this life is my opportunity

[skxrbrand]

B on my first quiz~

[hourglass-full-of-stars]

putting my current playlist (entitled xix) on shuffle and putting the first ten results in a poll

[purpleangelsele]

Spotify Wrapped 2023

I’ll just put this here.

[confidentconfusion]

the funniest thing about spotify wrapped for me, as someone who doesn’t listen to music a lot, is how they phrase all the cards. Like they really congratulated me and asked if that was a new record after revealing that I listened to music for 440 minutes this year. Like please stop, you are embarrassing yourself.

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[lastsurvivor]

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[howominis]

Hey baby! Are you from Hogwarts? Because I a-dumble-dor you! 😍

well hello darling, all i can say is that the feeling is mutual 😌