#not selfshipping shit

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[simonlynch]

"self insert is cringe and bad because its disrespectful towards the source material" blah blah blah oh yeah well it was disrespectful towards ME when the creators didnt add me and my fo having a whirlwind torrid romance culminating in us kissing sloppy style in front of everyone else, so just jot that down for starters

pr*ship c*mship neutral etc dni

[spillurhearts]

imagine ur f/o coming home after a tiring day. you're on the couch, watching them, giggling as they lay on top of you, head on your chest. their arms slides to hug your waist, they let out a content sigh when you play with their hair: this is the place where they can truly recharge. this is the place they feel the safest.

─ pr*ship/c*mship dni

[rosieshipper]

Because I’ve been seeing a lot of them lately I would like to rehash this because it’s getting fucking annoying at this point

PROSHITTERS👏🏻STOP👏🏻INSERTING👏🏻YOURSELVES👏🏻INTO👏🏻SELFSHIP👏🏻SPACES👏🏻

Stop trying to justify your shitty problematic ships and bringing them into our spaces. This community is not for you go fuck off elsewhere

[laloverboyy]

Hey if your f/o ever got a real serious injury in canon imagine helping them change the bandages and taking care of them

[solitaireships]

I feel like I should say since there's been a recent uptick in a lot of communities I'm in/see stuff from a lot of white people pretending to be Asian, but you are not welcome here if you are in anyway stealing from Asian cultures for clout or the aesthetics of it

This includes if you're white and you give your self inserts Asian names, I truly do not care if your f/o is from an anime, you should not be using an Asian name under any circumstances. I hate that whenever I see someone using an Asian name online, I feel like I have to start searching their account to see if they're actually Asian or just a white person who likes the aesthetic of it bcs far too many white people will use Asian names here just bcs it sounds cool, with no regard for the actual cultural meaning behind it. Meanwhile actual Asian people will be mocked for their names, or treated like their names are too hard to learn to pronounce, or discriminated against based on their names

Asian cultures are not a fun little costume for people to dress up with. They aren't just a nice aesthetic, they aren't just a thing you can borrow from bcs you think it sounds cool

[avalonships]

forget being redpilled I'm f/opilled. I'm based and shipmaxxing. not mewing I'm kissing. you listen to podcasts I listen to playlists with songs that reminds me of my f/os. alpha male 0 selfshippers 1

[kotoal1011]

"Mine", your jealous, possessive f/o whispers to your ear before kissing and biting your shoulder again. Their arms are wrapped around you, keeping you as close as possible as their hands caress every part of your body, craving you. "Mine only."

You can't see it, but your f/o's eyes are set on the person who had tried to get a little bit too close to you a few moments ago, too friendly for their liking. The message was clear.

"They belong to me. Back off."

[flowery-king]

He's from a musical its not my fault

Extra:

[chillyneon]

Reminder that just because your F/O has a canon sexuality doesn't mean they're suddenly off limits. We love having variety and representation, but that shouldn't suddenly be grounds for gatekeeping people from fictional characters they love. They're fictional, people thirsting or swooning for the few canon ace or gay representation doesn't suddenly ruin everything and should be burned at the stake for the crime of shipping.

AGAIN. A CHARACTERS CANON SEXUALITY/ROMANTIC DOES NOT MAKE THEM OFF LIMITS.

Straight F/O but you're the same sex? Ship em.

Gay F/O but you're the opposite sex? Ship em.

Aroace F/O and you're not ace or aro? Ship em.

Any label and any label? SHIP. EM.

"You can't ship with them, you don't line up with their labels AND they had their canon label revealed!" I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. I. WILL. SHIP. THEM. WITH. ME.

CANON AINT STOPPED ME FOR 30+ YEARS HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK CANON WILL MAKE ME STOP NOW?

BE FREE MY SELFSHIPPING LOVELIES

You're not evil or bad for shipping with an F/O that doesn't line up with their canon. Selfshipping is all about YOU and how YOU feel, canon sexuality or romantic be damned if necessary. Anyone gatekeeping or harassing others over canon labels can go eat street gum.

[worstdream]

antis be like "your f.os would hate you for being proship ..!!" like babygirl my f.os are grown men dating a little boy (me)

[ponshroom]

(6/24/24)

and then he died

[angelbitezzz]

Recently read Tilikum by Llama_Goddess on Ao3 (check out the link it's so good) and it gave me some interesting brainrot ideas

Fic under the cut

A day dawned like any other for Sans. Get out of bed, work various odd jobs, slack off at said odd jobs, and get home to sleep some more.

Today was a new gig—Janitor work at the local aquarium. It was good, easy work. He'd been all sorts of things in his time both underground and now on the surface, so he was largely left to his own devices practically since the first day.

Some kid spilled one of those themed ice creams on the floor in front of one of the siren tanks. Big attractions, those guys. Not quite human, too physical to be a monster, they sort of floated in this odd in-between state of natural existence. Word was that the song of one would easily lead you to your drowning death. It was a good thing that glass was thick and soundproof, otherwise any of the ones held captive would likely jump at the chance.

Sans mopped away at the spill slowly, dragging out the task. The place was closing for the night soon, he certainly didn't want to be redirected to something else when he had such an easy job right here. A whistle leaked from between his teeth, some song he'd heard on TV earlier in the day.

The room was empty now. With the evening settling in and closing time within the hour, no one had come by to this one since he'd gotten here. Probably since this specific siren didn't seem a fan of performance, or being seen. You were lucky to get a glimpse of it if it was feeling curious on a given day, or so Sans had heard.

He wrung the mop in the bucket and set about just mopping the entire room, still whistling away. But a chill ran up his spine, halting his movements.

The unmistakable, burning feeling of being watched.

He turned his head slow, pupils sliding up along the glass he stood next to until they connected with a bright purple gaze that seemed to peer right through him.

The siren.

It—She? She floated right there, hand pressed against the glass. Her pupils were blown wide open, though they dilated just a little when their eyes met properly. There was something curious about the look on her face, so human if not for the subtle shine of fine scales along her brown skin. Dark hair drifted around her face, some kind of kelp braided into it at certain spots, that same stuff even braided and tied together to make up the cloth she was wearing around her chest. Did sirens care for modesty? He didn't know. Her lower half was that of a fish, something tropical he hadn't bothered to learn the name of. Powerful muscles twitched the end of the tail, keeping her afloat in the same position with ease.

He wasn't sure when he'd stopped breathing. It seemed like time itself had stopped when he realized he was being watched. Was this typical of sirens? Did the gaze of one paralyze as much as the song?

No, that couldn't be the case. Otherwise they wouldn't bother with displaying them at all.

When he didn't react behind meeting her gaze, she seemed to relax just a little. Her eyes slid along his form, taking in the details of his Janitor's uniform and the bones that were visible.

"huh. you're, uh, curious, i guess?"

Sans wasn't sure why he was talking, it wasn't as if she could hear him. But the way his eternal grin moved with the speech seemed to fascinate her. She lowered herself to be more at eye level, both hands against the glass. He slowly put his mop back in the bucket and turned towards her, tugging at his gloves to pull them tighter before stepping closer. The siren didn't move, only followed every movement with that same burning gaze.

"heya." Sans gave a little wave, the way the kid had taught him.

The siren waved back, copying his movement exactly. Then she did something new—she pointed at him. He pointed at himself.

"me?"

She nodded and did something else, crossed her hands over her chest in fists, only the index and middle finger half extended. She bumped them together at the wrist, tapping the fingers to her shoulders and sliding them down to a point at her mid-chest. When he responded with a blank stare, she repeated it. His head tilted.

"now what does that mean...?"

The siren only did it once more before she seemed to give up. She made a recognizable motion this time, both hands in fists together and turning down as if snapping something. He almost frowned.

"that a threat?"

Her face broke out into a wide smile, revealing teeth sharper than he expected before she was laughing on the other side of the glass. There was no other explanation for what she was doing, she was laughing, entirely too amused by his reaction as her shoulders shook. His grin widened a little at that. Well, at least someone here was having fun?

The siren seemed to recover from her fit and gazed at him once more, pupils dilated again. Then they flickered up—an alarmed look flashed over her features before she was suddenly gone. There was a flick of her great tail and then she had twisted away into the kelp and seaweed populating her tank, only the waves of the greenery giving away how fast she'd moved. Sans glanced backwards, feeling oddly like a kid caught doing something he wasn't supposed to when he met the fascinated stare of a fellow janitor.

"hey, paul. uh. somefin the matter?"

"....I didn't see a damn thing."

The older human just turned and walked out, grumbling something about working here for too damn long just for a newbie to get the attention of one of the shyer sirens. Whatever that was about.

When the intercom crackled to life to announce the night's closing, Sans cast one last glance at the tank as he retrieved his bucket and mop.

The siren was nowhere to be seen.

[dissentersbedamned]

i realized as an artist i can draw whatever i want

art commissions

[spacestationstorybook]

shoutout to selfshippers with female f/os who are unjustly hated in fandom. because they "get in the way" of a popular ship, because they're "too mean," because they're villains or morally gray or just dare to do anything that inconveniences the protagonist. because they're rude, or not feminine enough, or feminine in the "wrong" way. because they fuck up and don't spend the rest of their life groveling at the feet of everyone in their life for daring to not be perfect all the time. your understanding, respect and love for them mean more than any of the crap other people say about them, and you fit with them perfectly. your ability to see past bad-faith and often downright misogynistic criticism is just more evidence of how perfect you are for them.

proship‏‏‎ ‎this is not for you. + this is not about bigots or sexual predators. that hatred is in no way unwarranted.

[splitathon]

i swear i'm not dead guys