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Multilingual Note Taking Services
The Evolution and Impact of Multilingual Note Taking Services Multilingual note taking services have deep roots in the ancient need for accurate record-keeping. As societies began to interact more frequently, the necessity for multilingual documentation became apparent. Early traders and diplomats required reliable records in multiple languages to ensure clear communication. This demand led to…

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How many fics is too many to post in like three days? Asking for a me.
Also, at what point should I collect the Pining Creature™ drabbles into one multi-chapter fic instead of posting them separately?
I don't want to feel like I'm hogging the Lisa Frankenstein AO3 tag honestly. But it's so hard because I can't stop writing.
#lisa frankenstein#i cant stop writing for this#somene talk me out of doing a full rewrite please i work so much and im losing sleep#but im going to see it again today and im planning to take notes so i can get more accuracy in fics#someone please messge me about this if you're willing to listen to my unhinged ramblings#you get the bonus (curse) of reading things before i post them#and watching me comb through 80s and goth song lyrics for titles
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day 4, week 1
kohane is ready for school tomorrow!
it's friday so the week is almost over, keep going!
👟 8,550 steps | 🥤 3 full cups, 1050ml [1050/2000ml] | 🍴 1 nearly/basically-done meal (lunch), 1 meal (dinner) [2/3], 2 snacks [2/5] | 🌙 roughly 23:14 - around 06:30(?)
[photo taken at 20:34 bst]
#day 4#month: october#year: 2024#kohane nui daily#📷#ueh i keep taking my photos late#ill try my best to take them earlier!#this is getting into a very good habit of mine now :)#🐍#my time slept is a new feature ill now be adding‚ since this day!#i had the idea randomly‚ a bit after posting this day#with that said‚ im very sorry if i mess up a bit#ill try my best to keep track of my sleep properly from now (on)#thank you all for reading!#for more accuracy! yay!#and im so happy at the notes#it makes me glad that at least around 12 people saw these posts and hopefully had a smile on their face :)#i sure do when making these!#thank you all wawawawawawa#🐹#kohane azusawa#vbs#vivid bad squad#vbs kohane#pjsk#project sekai#proseka
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accidentally made myself angry thinking about gacha rhythm scoring dynamics. cause why can i only name one mobile idol rhythm game where it gives you a technical score separately to your gacha slop score after playing a show
#delete later. sorry#i struggle with pjsk primarily bc of how important scoring is to getting money to keep getting better scores via gacha cards it's really.#...stupid as fuck#like at least a function to show me my actual score right..?? combined with accuracy and note count???#why can you get an AP but it's still a C because you have a default card group#genuinely pisses me off#mobile game i can name is d4dj and if we're talking arcade there's ongeki but that's like. it#i considered ditching pjsk for d4dj but i don't know how long it would take for me to get a hang of the technical gimmicks
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you ever feel hungry enough for crumbs that you consider making things yourself
#that sounds vague but im like . plotting writing fanfics for once because i NEED more content (stares at soulmate AUs)#i get a lil anxious tho because thinking about it . the courage it takes to post writing of pre-existing characters with accuracy is insane#(aka kudos to writers who can make such delicious fics and for the most part make the characters written accurately)#I DONT kNOW . anyway rrrr rrrrr rrrrr im not much of a writer but i figured i should try !!! unless i give up and keel over#sighhh i wish i had more motivation to draw fanart . i dont know why i feel so slumped sometimes <///3#ash chats#ANYWAY UNRELATED BUT I LOVE HOW I WAS OUT FOR MOST OF THE DAY AND WHEN I CAME BACK TO CHECK TUMBLR#MY 12AM GOOBER POSTING HAD LIKE 50+?? 60+??? NOTES AND I WAS LIKE 'what the FUCK happened when i was out AKLJHGSKDJG'
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Small compilation of some design stuff for book of industry, because that story is going to be in production hell for at least two years. I'll grab the proper inspiration for some of their clothing down the line, I forgot to save it on the sheet.
#original characters#design notes#a lot of the fashions are out of date but tbhh i think fun and interesting character design is more important than like#sticking entirely to historical accuracy#at least in fantasy#important note; first dress is directly referenced from a comic from the 1920s but its fine its public domain#we love taking things
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Hell yeah automatic renewal on my library book
#I'm only half way through#turns out taking detailed notes takes a damn long time#especially when you're essentially transcribing the entire book into a bullet point format#girl i need this information and the book has to go back so I'm writing the whole damn thing down#plus it helps me actually absorb the information when i have to read every sentence 2-3 times and also write it myself#learning about the neuroscience of human communication 👍#having actual mechanical knowledge of complicated concepts like my own consciousness makes it easier to troubleshoot and resolve issues#it's like “hey when you're experiencing this emotion here's what's happening and why and how you can slowly change that reaction”#i wasn't born with the intuitive understanding of emotional connection allistic people apparently have#but I've always been a powerhouse in the classroom#i have full confidence in my ability to absorb information and to learn to apply it appropriately in various situations#i have the pattern recognition to tell when someone's feeling a way with pretty good accuracy#Chinese dramas are really good for studying facial expressions and emotion because they do a lot of acting with their eyes#my main problem is not having the mirror neurons that simulate the emotions of other people in my own brain#so i have the information and i understand what it means#but i also can't help thinking it's odd to feel that way because only the data comes across and not the emotion itself#but if i get a detailed enough understanding of human behavior i think i can make up for that#and with enough applied effort over time i might be able to build those networks in my own brain on purpose#bc it's not like I'm fully missing them#when someone in a show or book is sad i do cry#but i think my defenses are up too high in person to let anything through#i have noticed increased understanding and something like empathy developing lately#still not feeling the feelings but i can recognize and accommodate them which is a lot better than i used to be
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[ID: An comic with edited text bubbles with realistically-drawn animals. The text is bold meme caption font.
Panel 1: Two fish face each other. Fish A says, "my dad's here to pick me up".
Panel 2: A bird dives into the water, grabbing Fish A. Fish B gasps slightly. Fish A says "my dad is a bird". Neither fish's expression changes.
Panel 3: Fish A, straight-faced and in the bird's claws, says "see ya tomorrow"
Panel 4: Fish B says "ok see ya dude"
\End ID]
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#hard to ID this one because the image doesn’t quite line up with the text#do you go for accuracy or delivering the bit?#the fact that the fish are very unexpressive is integral to the joke#the meme text is equally unalarmed#the original comic has emotion to it from the font and words#when you take that away#you get an extremely nonchalant conversation surrounding an extremely alarming experience#noting that Fish B gasps in Panel 2 implies a startled or surprised expression#Fish B looks exactly the same. It just has an open mouth and the word ''gasp'“ next to its face.#funny tag#comics
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my recipe for drawing hands!
(small note that this is a shortcut that is more abt style and ease than anatomical accuracy. it helps to take time to really properly study hands, makes it easier to bend the rules a bit like this and have it still look good!!)
(learn rules b4 u break them or whatevah)
#qna#tutorial#guide#drawing tutorial#digital art#illustration#drawing#artists on tumblr#my art#clip studio paint
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{𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒄𝒆} 𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒄𝒆 𝑪𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏: "my customer service voice and my appearance are vastly different."
#{|An unsteady heart guarded by walls: Musings|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#given his work at Trois Lapin-- this vid felt rather fitting X'D#even if we don't actually really get to hear a sense of what mah boi sounds like in 'customer service' mode lmao--#(i mean-- we *kinda* do-- thanks to an extra mini CD--)#(but~... i don't have said CD-- and have only heard it via a source that idk how to rip the audio from atm--)#(plus that *was* mostly via a line he was using to pick on Shizuma lol-- so i'd still take the accuracy with a grain of salt X'D)
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Rating band names based on their accuracy:
(I keep updating this list so check back later)
The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts
(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)
Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink
Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like
Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it
The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to
Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury
Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams
The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few
U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band
Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”
Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot
Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music
Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location
Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes
The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho
Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago
Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used
Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho
The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location
The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate
Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.
Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go
Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green
The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band
KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes
The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me
We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable
They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants
The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two
Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit
The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not
The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring
Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic
Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that
Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar
Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew
Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole
Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that
Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go
The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate
Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long
Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking
The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit
Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head
Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful
Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden
Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out
Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk
The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list
The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot
Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!
Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma
Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction
Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways
Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it
Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points
Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal
Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury
D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band
NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it
Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud
Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold
No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts
The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes
Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally
Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad
Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one
Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death
Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band
Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie
Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are
Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools
Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment
Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is
Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis
Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast
Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead
Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?
Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify
ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite
5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with
All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this
T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments
Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10
The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons
The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins
Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history
Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot
Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this
Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out
Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out
Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are
#r/196#r/196archive#196#/r/196#rule#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#music#rock#rock music#the Beatles#pink floyd#nirvana#foo fighters#the eagles#queen#led zeppelin#the rolling stones#metallica#red hot chili peppers#rhcp#guns n roses#backstreet boys#simon and garfunkel#the doors#Chicago#earth wind and fire#def leppard
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possible spoilers for my 60's au fic
given the time period and how controlling her mom is and how much of a people-pleaser it made her, it would make sense for Adora to actually attempt to date a boy
(and depending on the degree of internalized homophobia I'm going for, it would make sense for Catra to do that, too)
but oh god. am I willing to write that????
like realistically, given their characters, I could in fact see Catra pushing herself to go on a date with a boy but only being willing to kiss him if she's been drinking (and then imagining it's Adora a girl), like that's not at all an uncommon experience
and if I decided to scrub this--and yes, it's occurred to me that it's au enough that that's a possibility lol--yes I would absolutely write that, because it would be a logical thing for them to do!
but this is a catradora fic, and not only do I not want to write that, I don't think anyone wants to READ it
at this point I think I'm gonna have Adora go on a few very awkward dates with Kyle where he's too polite/shy to try for anything past hand-holding. and Kyle's not going to be a villain or anything, he's not doing anything wrong, he's just a friendly and non-threatening guy who is nice to her and asks her out, it's not his fault she's gay and hasn't realized
(also tbqfh I think they'd laugh about it ten or twenty years later, when Kyle is out to her as bi; the show is kind of mean to Kyle but the poor guy is doing his best okay)
(bonus, this means Catra and Adora's first kiss is still each other)
#april writes#honestly the hardest part about scrubbing this (if I did it)#would be taking out the lines that are direct quotes from canon#also I'd have to fill out and/or condense a bunch of other characters#the advantage of fic is you can just be like 'this is so'n'so' and everyone just nods and understands#you gotta work harder at characterization in original fic#ALSO ahaha I'd have to have someone read the thing for accuracy#I'm intentionally ignoring/idealizing some things as I pointed out#in the author's notes for ch1#anyway I'm way ahead of myself pfft
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first copy aquired!! 🥹🥹🥹💖💖💖💖
#it took 390 whistles and 8600 dia but its obv gonna get more expensive with each copy#its so wild to see with getting the same amount of points in one evening that you normally get over 8 days#how much natural bp recovery actually helps#on average one copy takes me 60 whistles and 5200 dia during events#anyway im gonna go figure out point goals for the next week. 18.5 million points across 8 days 🤩#oh btw the song is so damn hard to play kdkdkdjdkd had to use a card buff and one accuracy usage to force a full combo after many fails#i think the best i did was 3 bads/misses but i hadnt given in in yet and turned on accuracy so i didnt get it LMAO it was infuriating#the slow mo notes just always fuck me up so bad
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PIT PRINCESS
Max Verstappen x mechanic!Reader
Summary : you accidentally (?) become part of the red bull pit crew
Currently Playing : Nissan Altima by Doechii
Warning : Doing what I do best, so just pure crack, like 0 accuracy to anything enjoy
Author’s Note : IM BACKKKK, did you miss me? cause I missed you. Heyyyy how y’all doing, sorry for being kinda inactive it’s a mix between writers block and believing everything I write is straight up dookie.
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yourusername : hello Australia! first day on the job pretty nervy 🫠
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redbullracing : welcome home y/n 😊
— yourusername : thank god you’re here admin I’m surrounded by serious science people
user2 : wait you were being serious on twitter 😭
— yourusername : I’m always serious :(
— user2 : @/yourusername girl pls ✋🏽 you just said the garage was full of serious science people😭😭
charles_leclerc : glad you found your way, now please never enter my garage again
— user4 : lmao wut did she do????!!
— charles_leclerc : she gave us the cupcakes she baked
— yourusername : just being neighbourly 😊
— charles_leclerc : now half my garage has a tummy ache
— yourusername : damn… they weren’t good then 😞
— charles_leclerc : this is psychological and biological warfare!!
— yourusername : god forbid a girl commits acts of terror 🙄 but I’ll make it up to you guys I’ll bake you a fresh batch
— charles_leclerc : NON!!! Please do not! Refrain from doing so! Do not bring any baked goods near us!
— yourusername : tough crowd
user5 : damn DEI is getting crazy out here
— user6 : I hate to be this person but is this like an optics thing for rbr? They don’t have the greatest publicity rn…
— user7 : I’d agree with you but there are many black women they could hire who are actually qualified for the job
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yourusername : woohoo P1 for Max and points for Yuki! Also a quick tour through the paddock this stuff is pretty cool and thanks for the hat Ferrari admin I love you! #vibesoverdata
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maxverstappen1 : I’m not even mad… I’m confused, I’m scared, but not mad
yukitsunoda0511 : you gave me moon water instead of electrolytes… thank you?
— user5 : did it work?
— yukitsunoda0511 : my mind has never been clearer. I have never been more focused
user3 : surely that front wing is illegal?
— yourusername : nothing in the handbook against amethyst 🤷🏿♀️
fia.official : we are investigating literally everything
— yourusername : max recited the rule book from memory during our first ever meeting. I know the law
— user6 : max did you say? How interesting…
charles_leclerc : admin did you let y/n into our garage again??
— charles_leclerc : @/scuderiaferrari admin pls answer me
— charles_leclerc : @/scuderiaferrari admin she cannot be allowed anywhere near us!
— charles_leclerc : she is sabotaging us!
— charles_leclerc : i do not know how, but i will get to the bottom of this!
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Lando, Max & Oscar react to yet another chaotic Red Bull win, featuring: mysterious tire lube, questionable science, and Y/N’s ever-growing legend.
“Less friction, more fast.” - Y/N, probably.
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oscarpiastri : I’ve seen things, I can’t unsee them
user10 : I’m sorry but like how did she even get this job?
— user5 : can you not see she’s a whole witch??
lando : can someone check to see if this violates the Geneva convention?
— oscarpiastri : now how do you know what that is?
— ferrariteamlegal : we are looking into it.
user7 : “why does she even have lube” is taking me out 😭
user11 : ur telling me it worked?? She’s a genius! Lock her up
yourusername : science is about boldness! Next time: coconut oil = cornering grace, you’re welcome ☺️
— user27 : science is about boldness meanwhile she has a degree in history and got a C in GCSE science 😭
— yourusername : gosh y’all really hate to see a woman in STEM succeed
— user10 : once again I have to ask… how did you get this job?? @/christianhorner
— christianhorner : error with the paperwork 🤷♂️
user88 : no but she commented as if she’s not on an active FBI watchlist
user62 : enzo ferrari did NOT die for this
user1 : the way Lando is actually analysing her methods 😭
— lando : I believe in the power of the crystals! I was the first to understand the vision.
maxverstappen1 : i’m in awe of her, she scares the shit out of me! Two things can be true at once
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Location: Paddock, Emilia-Romagna GP Date: [22nd May 2025] Participants: Simon Lazenby (Sky Sports F1) Dr. Helmut Marko (Red Bull Racing)
SIMON LAZENBY (on camera, paddock background): Good evening, Dr. Marko, and congratulations on an unbeaten start to the season, six out of six P1 and P2 finishes for Red Bull. What’s the secret behind Red Bull’s magical turnaround?
HELMUT MARKO (smiling, leans in): Literal magic. But no. To be honest, I thought I’d seen every trick in the book. Then Y/N arrived, and started doing her own thing. So part witchcraft, part guerrilla engineering, I like it she is cutthroat.
SIMON: Let’s break it down. First, crystals on the front wing, amethyst for traction, obsidian for “haters.” That one alone was bonkers enough. What else is on the menu?
HELMUT (chuckles): After Turn One in Bahrain, we realized crystals gave us a few extra tenths in the corners. But Y/N didn’t stop there. Lube on the tire sidewalls, supposedly “reduces drag.” Glitter in the engine bay, “sparkle horsepower,” she called it. Moon water in the fuel cooler reservoir for “emotional balance.”
SIMON: And yet the car hasn’t exploded…?
HELMUT: Not yet. In Bahrain, Y/N used dry ice as a tire warm-up trick. The team refused at first, then we got P1 in quali. By Miami, we had reiki sessions before FP1 and “chakra mapped” pit stop choreography. The results speak for themselves.
SIMON: Yes, you’re correct. Six wins. Those are amazing results. Are you worried the FIA will clamp down on… “spiritual performance enhancements”?
HELMUT (shrugs): They’re investigating whether quartz crystals count as “moveable aerodynamic devices.” Until they ban minerals from the car, we’re technically within the regs. And if the FIA wants to stop snow globe energy grids under the chassis, they must first catch us removing them.
SIMON: Rival teams aren’t exactly thrilled. Charles Leclerc has publicly called it “psychological warfare.” What’s your response to that?
HELMUT: Let them complain. Ferrari’s so busy drafting protest letters they’re forgetting to improve lap times. It’s the oldest weapon in the book, distract your enemy.
SIMON: Looking ahead, are these just party tricks, or is Y/N shaping up to be a genuine race strategist?
HELMUT (leans forward, very earnest): Simon, F1 is margins. Data used to rule everything, now it’s vibes plus data. Y/N has delivered six wins in a row. I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re looking at the next team principal, or dare I say, the first psychic FIA president. Y/N is either the downfall or rebirth of F1.
SIMON: Final question, your championship lead is healthy, but with Monaco next, can these… unorthodox methods hold up?
HELMUT (grins): If you can’t out engineer them, out vibe them. We have a full moon on race weekend, and Y/N’s already ordering new “lucky salts” from Marrakech. It doesn’t hurt that both the drivers really like her.
SIMON (smiles to camera): There you have it, six races, six wins, and F1’s most bizarre yet unstoppable strategy. Back to you, Crofty.
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maxverstappen1 : you nearly got run over wearing those. 10/10 race energy tho. also my crocs fit suspiciously well btw
— yourusername : that’s because i measured your foot in your sleep x
— lando : is this flirting or a hostage situation?
oscarpiastri : Charles is not emotionally equipped enough to witness whatever this is
danielricciardo : neither am I but I’m staying for the chaos
charles_leclerc : you WHAT?? You’re giving him enchanted footwear now?
user4 : y’all need to leave Charles alone 😭 Ferrari torture him enough
charles_leclerc : this is psychological sabotage! You are aiding max with moon rocks and crocs and I’m supposed to just drive??
— user6 : he’s gunna start typing in all caps soon
charles_leclerc : STOP FLIRTING
— user6 : there it is…
charles_leclerc : this is a championship fight not a love story!
user6 : he’s so close to a full breakdown I fear
charles_leclerc : THE CROCS HAVE GLITTER ON THEM I SAW THE GLITTER SITH MY EYES!!!
charles_leclerc : WHO GLITTERS RACE WEAR?? WHO DOES THAT???
— yourusername : it’s called sparkle, you wouldn’t get it… it’s a red bull thing
— user8 : no one in the history of anything has ever associated red bull with sparkle
user15 : multiple comments from Charles and y/n hasn’t even blinked. An apex predator.
maxverstappen1 : @/charles_leclerc the sparkle works, also she decorated my water bottle it has a tiny heart charm now. I like it. Feels fast.
user10 : Charles leclerc breakdown aside… wtf is going on between max and y/n???
— user6 : she put a love spell on man’s hydration system 😭
— user12 : max was unbothered and emotionally shut off for like five years then y/n shows up with crystals and now he’s smiling in the garage like a teen girl in love
— user11 : the way max lets her paint tiny stars on his helmet for cosmic alignment?? we’re so far from reality and i love it
georgerussell63 : i think i saw toto crying after she put a healing crystal on the rear wing. Just silently to himself.
user16 : y/n is just that girl I fear her. I want her.
— user5 : so does max get in line.
crocs : we are legally required to say this is not a brand partnership, but can confirm that someone by the name of Charles leclerc just bought a pair of crocs.
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I love finding posts that show lists of information for writers to use in their writing that are accurate and detailed without having to go on sketchy websites and potentially get on an FBI watch-list.
Anyway this is awesome, I love the information in how it effects the body and am reblogging for later use.
Poison list
While it's important to approach writing with creativity and imagination, it's crucial to prioritize responsible and ethical storytelling. That being said, if you're looking for information on poisons for the purpose of writing fiction, it's essential to handle the subject matter with care and accuracy. Here is a list of some common poisons that you can use in your stories:
Hemlock: Hemlock is a highly poisonous plant that has been used as a poison in various works of literature. It can cause paralysis and respiratory failure.
Arsenic: Arsenic is a toxic element that has been historically used as a poison. It can be lethal in high doses and can cause symptoms such as vomiting, abdominal pain, and organ failure.
Cyanide: Cyanide is a fast-acting poison that affects the body's ability to use oxygen. It can cause rapid loss of consciousness and cardiac arrest.
Nightshade: Nightshade plants, such as Belladonna or Deadly Nightshade, contain toxic compounds that can cause hallucinations, respiratory distress, blurred vision, dizziness, an increased heart rate, and even death when ingested.
Ricin: Ricin is a potent poison derived from the castor bean plant. It can cause organ failure and has been used as a plot device in various fictional works.
Strychnine: Strychnine is a highly toxic alkaloid that affects the nervous system, leading to muscle spasms, convulsions, and respiratory failure.
Snake Venom: Various snake venoms can be used in fiction as deadly poisons. Different snake species have different types of venom, each with its own effects on the body.
Digitalis: Digitalis, derived from the foxglove plant, contains cardiac glycosides. It has been historically used to treat heart conditions, but in high doses, it can be toxic. Overdosing on digitalis can cause irregular heart rhythms, nausea, vomiting, and visual disturbances.
Lead: Lead poisoning, often resulting from the ingestion or inhalation of lead-based substances, has been a concern throughout history. Lead is a heavy metal that can affect the nervous system, leading to symptoms such as abdominal pain, cognitive impairment, anemia, and developmental issues, particularly in children.
Mercury: Mercury is a toxic heavy metal that has been used in various forms throughout history. Ingesting or inhaling mercury vapors can lead to mercury poisoning, causing symptoms like neurological impairment, kidney damage, respiratory issues, and gastrointestinal problems.
Aconite: Also known as Wolfsbane or Monkshood, aconite is a highly toxic plant. Its roots and leaves contain aconitine alkaloids, which can affect the heart and nervous system. Ingesting aconite can lead to symptoms like numbness, tingling, paralysis, cardiac arrhythmias, and respiratory failure.
Thallium: Thallium is a toxic heavy metal that can cause severe poisoning. It has been used as a poison due to its tastelessness and ability to mimic other substances. Thallium poisoning can lead to symptoms like hair loss, neurological issues, gastrointestinal disturbances, and damage to the kidneys and liver.
When incorporating poisons into your writing, it is essential to research and accurately portray the effects and symptoms associated with them. Additionally, be mindful of the potential impact your writing may have on readers and the importance of providing appropriate context and warnings if necessary.
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I am merging my consciousness with hatsune miku as we speak.
#with no accuracy up characters on my team either#not good enough to do the second level of the fuckin stamp challenge though#‘clear master difficulty in Ap’ I can’t even AP expert level songs I always get a great on one or two notes….#also I just wanna say whoever made doing a show with all five people using a title for the band you’re doing the stamp for was fucking evil#and needs to be killed. it makes getting in a room so much worse and it’s going to take like 50 years.
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