#notlast

[jon-no-h]

Thanks @repsforrescues_ for putting together this awesome fundraiser competition and @crossfittemecula for hosting I had a lot of fun with my teammate @tja1016 Also congratulations to my @crossfit_iconic homies @_bri_fitt and @a_rod.25 for their 2nd place finish 👊🏾 Great job to everyone who competed 🤙🏾 Big shout out to all the volunteers 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Clean ladder next year? #iam1stphorm #1stphorm #legionofboom #1stphormathletesearch #bethe1 #wedothework #duespaid #crossfitcompetitor #gainz #crossfit #notlast https://www.instagram.com/p/CdzN5-jpRI_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[curvecfd]

Illustrate exactly what you’re going to do now ✍🏿🗣🎼 • #illustration #photography #graphicdesign #websitedesign #videography #print #branding #curvecfd #art #design #ipadair #procreate #first #notlast #write #rite #getitdone #passage #ink #outline https://www.instagram.com/p/Chpr69QIuHB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[riacte]

Anatomy of a typical False-Ren team MCC:

Rendog mic problems

They somehow end up standing next to each other when talking to their chats unmuted

Ren looks down for 2 secs and False immediately comments that he “looks sad” (Ren’s probably doing the zoom in into his face for his viewers or singing Bohemian Rhapsody)

Light conversation about the weather, food, drinks (just British things)

“We did practice… a bit 👉👈”

Casual remark about how they one time they really practiced was “with HBomb” (aka MCC9)

False goes around roasting / commenting on skins

Ren, about anything: It’s cute, but it’s wrong!!

They meet up with the rest of the team, then Ren usually sets some goal of “let’s have have fun, my dudes!” and “#NotLast”

There’s a 50/50 chance that when confronted with game selection, Ren will go “well last time Falsie and I did….” (He usually uses experience from last MCC and quite often it’s a MCC with False until now lol)

“Let’s get Parkour Tag out of the way”

False always gets buggy in PkT / HulkSymmetry moment

Ren, literally after every single game: Now that one of our weakest games are out of the way—

Rendog HITW rage keyboard smashing

False makes a noise of despair at TGTTOS

Obligatory Fruityloops mention at TGTTOS

Actually they mention Fruit and H like seven times each throughout the entire MCC. And the other S tiers that they’re friends.

Blue9 reference

Declaring war on the other hermit team but can and will throw for them

Bantering during Ace Race / being super gleeful when they pass by each other

False after every game: I messed up :( if only the bug wasn’t there and I didn’t miss that jump—

Ren trying to boost morale constantly

Break time!

They either get really excited about the new MCC lobby decorations or go into serious, in-depth, thoughtful discussions of PkT / PkW and the competitiveness of MCC

Or False finds somewhere cool to chill and Ren goes “:D where are you?” and she goes “>.> how DARE you follow me??”

Or Ren accidentally unmutes for the entire break and none of the team members know how to cut in when Ren’s thanking bits and donos

In which False is just gonna let Ren unintentionally entertain her chat while she leaves for a bit lol

False roasts Ren but also gets 😠🥺 when he jumps in lava and dies in Battle Box

It’s extremely funny how every time False reminds Ren of an enemy about to catch him, he pauses and subsequently gets killed. Like no Ren, just run.

False girlbossing the team in Sky Battle while Ren fumbles with the spawn iron blocks

We do not talk about modern SG (Lime14 flashbacks)

At this point everyone’s a bit tired and they don’t talk as much, but Ren occasionally brings up False so she has to butt in to correct him

Ren gets the order terribly wrong in Build Mart but the extra blocks he got are somehow useful bc of Rendog Plot Armour

SoT goes something like this:

Ren: [minding his own business as sandkeeper, oblivious]

False, rushing towards mid with sand: RererereREN—

Thinking about the time False died and Ren didn’t know how to revive her and she was literally like “you dummy!!!”

For some reason cranberry / prune juice is brought up as a passing remark

Ren Dodgebolt commentary and False’s like “yeah I don’t even need to say anything”

False makes one (1) sassy remark about the state of MCC Reddit

“Well my dudes, I had a lot of fun this time!” <- Ren every time

False goes down to the winner’s hall and stands between her two wins proudly

The fans are happy :)

[kiuda]

#NotLast

[xpoolboy]

also i really want the simmers to pop off in battle box because i've seen vixella really improve in PVP (she's better than me in a just few sessions learning with zeuz and i play mcci bb religiously) and zeuz is really good as well i just want #notlast to be true this mcc

[shiftingthroughspace]

#NOTLAST

[calamitydaze]

NINTH PLACE!!!!!!! #notlast

[literaphobe]

Ngl this last MCC was one of my favourites of dreams. It was so fun!! Maybe MCC 22 too, for lightheartedness. They’re both cracked performances from him but a bit less Intense™️

I agree!!! mcc22 was awesome for the unexpected dominance from their team in RSR and the back to back to back first places from dream in the last 3 games and mcc23 is awesome bc of how they somewhat defied expectations #notlast and dream worked around their circumstances to clock in a very impressive performance like him clutching the hard carry record was awesome like damn maybe i do like him overcoming the odds…

[dwter]

ALSO #NOTLAST AND DREAMIE IN 6TH ON A 8TH PLACE TEAM THAT WAS DEEMED THE WORST TEAM IN MCC HISTORY LIKE LETS FAWKING GO

[purpledanti]

watching the simmers this MCC #notlast!!

[ghostbonetv]

RANBOO WENT UP ONE LETS GOOO #NOTLAST

[multifandom413]

miscellaneous dsmpstuck thoughts, if I can stop having headaches I might make a more organized post or two about it later but probably hopefully maybe not

I may actually just update this post with more incoherent ramblings as I think of stuff

dsmpstuck eggpire arc

earth c but not post-canon compliant

Rustblood BBH lives in carapice kingdom so his friends assume he's a chess piece guy, meanwhile secretly a carapice dude but dresses like a lime troll Dream lives in troll kingdom and people assume he's this big deal troll guy

Dream makes his own lil micronation and fast forward to when bbh finds a huge egg in an underground cavern beneath the greater dream smp. Bbh, who has heard of a little bit of troll culture but had no direct access to it growing up, assumes giant egg underground = mothergrub egg, decides to take care of it.

It is not a mothergrub egg. It is a horrorterror egg.

Earth C trolls have not been exposed to horror terrors, bbh didn't grow up with the stories and don't know about the nightmares and the whispering.

Bbh becomes infected with grimdark, he coaxes people to come to the egg in hopes of spreading the grimdark.

Antfrost is a descendant of Jasperose. His sprite inheritance makes him more susceptible to hearing the whispers, he goes grimdark as well.

Puffy is... a human? Would humans have a little more immunity, idk

Skeppy is also human but still goes grimdark trying to cure the others' grimdark

Techno is a goldblood, but his intrusive thoughts still drown out the egg, but also his history knowledge lets him know not to trust spooky monster voices, he's probably the only one on the greater dream smp who knows the history of horrorterrors and other troll stuff

sbi-stuck

human Tommy and carapice wilbur fighting over something troll techno started, troll techno is like "okay I'm getting crow dad"

(carapice wilbur is because of how people like to woobify the chess dudes (ie ghostbur) but also they can be pretty dangerous (bec noir and mail carrier lady) but generally wilbur kinda falls somewhere in the middle (a la that funky little dude wrapped up in caution tape))

anyway Tommy and wil chase techno into idk a cave or something and there's all these crows inside, techno runs up to a huge white crow lusus and Tommy and will are arguing as they run up

the huge crow lusus turns but it's actually a white statue chair thing and cherub Kristin is sitting there, tommy runs up like "kristin, they're bullying me", wilbur's just like EXCUSE ME, and as they're bickering techno looks back at the door like "hey Phil", and Phil is actually a descendant of davesprite (crowfather nickname is because crow wings)

SMPEarth sbi could be like... dancestors of dsmp sbi

osmp could be dancestors also??? one smp would be pre scratch descendant, one would be post scratch ancestor, then dsmp probably would be the. the uh. beta group ?

-

Cerulean ranboo brainrot but also his red/green thing. Cherub. Cherub ranboo that cosplays as a cerulean as part of his whole wearing mask/shades thing

dsmp ranboo is one of the personalities, osmp ranboo is the other one

I also think cherub sam would be fun, the warden would just be a way too serious robot that sam nook built, and then sam bucket would. would be the other sam. Although the implications of sam bucket going around harassing rust bbh with buckets- Uh- That's cursed, that's really cursed, maybe sam bucket shouldn't be in this au- but also

Actually bbh's drunk fish in a bucket song would also be super cursed in this au rip lmfaooooo

-

mccstuck, specifically mcc14, again bbh grew up in carapice kingdom, everybody thinks he's a lil pathetic chess piece guy (re: people woobify the chess piece dudes) anyway nobody has high hopes for the team with newbies bbh and skeppy especially with one of them being a chess piece dude but then he shows up and SUPRISE, TALL RUSTBLOOD ACTUALLY, still does the whole #NotLast thing though

[duck-era-lexi]

mcc 30 thoughts

- okay i have no idea anything abt this event except for i watched the update video and i know the aqua team.

- yk maybe 5up is just a guy. but also it will be good bcuz illu kinda sucks at leading

- reddit predicts yellow for the best chance at winning but the odds r very even imo. like red and green for example are cracked

- 5up needs a better mic

- i’m not turning my auto caps on ever bcuz i don’t want them on here

- i missed the first section of teams so i still don’t know the teams before cyan LOL

- griddy 👍 i’ll talk during decision dome prob

- i hate bananas

- omfg emotional rollercoaster 😭😭

- guys it’s just first game copium

- My streamers kinda stupid… goddamn he’s not gonna finish

- #notlast

- event order in their favor!! lockin in 💪

Dutch braids for mcc slay

- illu + sot makes me so happy

- OMFG LITERALLY HEART ATTACK

- ok i see a 9th place finish in their future so i am going to watch all the first place teams in every game after this (top frag on each)

- Green 4 vaults? what the fuck dream is rolling in his grave LMFAO

- AGREED! No pkt!!! fiveup is so real for that

- wait Hbomb is in this mcc? what

- i think i just hate 4 lap ace race. it’s so stupid i miss the three laps

- sapnap and punz 11 and 12 💀💀

- STREAMER DID SO GOOD !!!

- Movin on up!!

Hate this game

- Blank space (sylvee’s version)

- OMFG I LOVE MELTDOWN!! FAV GAME IS PUNZ AND FOOLISH IN THIS ONE

- sapnap 💀

- Why is illumina actually so funny

- get the gold !!

- fruitberries dub 👊

- Yo why is sapnap the biggest opp ever

- mcc is scripted (real)

- i have a feeling pkt will be last. This team wouldve benefited from an ace race finale but things are just simply looking dark

- yo i might not watch the rest tbh they’re gonna go 5/9 in bb or worse … i think i’m gonna go out to grab some stuff

[smaragdine]

#NOTLAST 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[guessimherenow]

yesssss #notlast for scar

[sandsoftide]

MY LAST PLACE TEAM!!! they finished next to each other :))) #notlast