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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that#can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit#chivalry#arthuriana#maybe even#paladin#edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting#knightposting#second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc#morghen coded#compilation post
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
#she’s CORNY. getting DEEPLY silly with it sorry#coworker on the other end is like#that’s great now can we talk about how we r going to fit this crazy insane installation into our schedule#bslc#digital art#x
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Olá, desculpe incomodar. Você escreveria "boypussy"? (🎪)
simsimsimsim! 😇
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it#tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point#'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that#fatphobia#weight talk cw#ableism#be shh now#containment breach
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
#gravity falls#gf nevermind all that#the book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore#i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them#we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems
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It’s that time of the year again
#uni talks about the universe#ides of march#julius caesar#is this anything#I’m too lazy to make anything else so#have at the#this man has been dead for 2068 slutty slutty years and we are STILL tormenting him#anyway happy holidays to those who celebrate it#more like resting in pieces haha#okay I’ll go now
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Poppy playtime got a guy worse than William Afton
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#springtrap#william afton#harley sawyer#fnaf 3#poppy playtime#poppy playtime doctor#poppy playtime chapter 4#So I saw the new poppy playtime chapter#and I think the plot and characters finally worked for me#really sparked my interest#I DONT love all the directions that chapter takes#but can we all talk about how cool the doctor is#AND BY that I mean how truly twisted he is#William’s crimes somehow feel small now#in the face of the company that just experiments on just kids#the doctor is awful in every way sick and twisted#and I think that’s epic#just the idea of William hearing the shit playtime co got up to#like I think the scale of it would genuinely shock him#even if he’s interested in that science as well#I may draw a lil more poppy stuff as a treat we’ll see
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Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

#we live in the worst timeline#transformers#bee talks#please PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE#watch the right pussify transforms thinking they’re doing the opposite#it’ll be like a watered down bayverse#just less funny and more whiny about pronouns and lesbians and whatever else grown men complain about#i can see it now#AUTOBOTS! roll out and stop those gays!
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Role reversal AU: Naruto as the ambassador of the shinobi nations
#naruto#naruto fanart#uzumaki naruto#naruto uzumaki#role reversal au#koko draws#this role reversal au is not just between Sakura and Sasuke's sanin teachers. Naruto and Sasuke also swap roles after the war#Sasuke becomes the Rokudaime Hokage -the Uchiha and the Senju finally united under his mandate- while Naruto wanders around#He has a lot of promises to keep and he can't do so as Hokage so he turns down the position.#the first thing he does after the war is have a long talk with Hiashi and the rest of the Hyuga clan heads#and makes sure to fulfill his old promise to Neji (who is alive in this au because what's that bs in canon?)#Neji takes after Hinata and starts to wear his headband around his neck now that he is free of the cage bird seal#after that Naruto wanders to Ame to help in every way he can#(Konan is also alive because her death was completely bs and we are ignoring canon here)#Naruto is a very powerful person and in a way his new role as ambassador transcends that of the Hokage.#He is fullfiling Jiraiya and his father’s dream of peace. He is also achieving his own childhood dream#now he is being recognized not only by Konoha but by the shinobi world in his entirety#He is the only person able to travel freely between all shinobi villages#All the doors are open for him. No matter where he goes he will be welcomed as if he were coming home.
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i liked repairing space bridges
#tfa#transformers animated#ratchet#bumblebee#i like to make this bug suffer#DIE BRU DIE#PULL THE PLUG!#transformers#bumble prime#i like to think whatever injured ratchet he was saving bumblebee from it#when another war starts up and now ur already attached to this reckless minibot so its 100 times more stressful#putting my grandson that i hate in 100 body mods and limb enhancers so hes bigger and stronger and wont die#bublebee going “where did we get all these spare parts”#ratchet suspiciously missing a leg “uh idk found them”#ratchet upgrading his stingers and bee is like “uhh i thought this wasnt allowed”#ratchet installing 100 lethal protocols into his stingers “idk what ur talking about just shut up”
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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Something something—I think it would be very funny if Tfone Starscream got a head start on betraying Megatron by just… not leaving with him in his banishment. Starstay AU: 1 2 3 4
#transformers#maccadam#b 127#starscream#optimus prime#transformers one#elita one#starstay au or something idk#“WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!” vibes#I think it would be REALLY funny if he just didn't leave#like why wouldn't he take advantage of the recent chaos to secure a position of power in the government?#he would be a great politician (derogatory)#You've heard of decepticon Bee#now get ready for#“We can't get this guy who was REALLY on board to destroy the city to leave and now we're not really sure what to do??”#someone talk to me about this i think im onto something
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the kiss but make it spite x lucanis
#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age fanart#lucanis dellamorte#spite datv#lucanis x spite#spitecanis#trueform!spite#lol i'm not sure what i want spite to look like just yet but one of my fav designs is Howl when he's all monster-y so that was my inspo#i realize the game made spite look like a purple lucanis but i'm sorry i don't play that lmao - like maybe lucanis imagines him that way#and i do think as spite changes and turns into something htat's not just a spirit or a demon he might become more “human like”#loved the lines for this and then struggled with the colors and then liked it and then hated it and now i maybe like it again#lol we shall see#i just love them your honor#i have a scene in my head with Spite and Lucanis talking to Emmrich and i'll never draw it probably bc it's more serious than i'm used to#but imaging that spite reaches out to Emmerich at one point to explain that Lucanis is afraid of what will happen if/when he dies#not afraid for himself bc he's always accepted death but about what will happen to spite#because i do actually imagine spite will die with lucanis because they're bound in blood and bone and soemthing different than usual posses#and spite used to be this limitless and immortal thing and is now aging and dying with lucanis and there's GUILT on lucanis's part#but spite accepts it and him and IDK#i have feelings int he tags again lolololoolol
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Imagining this Viktor sassing Mel. No screen on earth could have handled their power, I fear.
#arcane#melvik#mel medarda#viktor#viktor arcane#mel arcane#spoilers#arcane spoilers#arcane s2#joking about the writers being too cowardly for them to interact used to be a joke but now i say they ARE cowards hghghghhg#there is no iteration of viktor where the two of them are not wildly interesting together god i need this so bad#opening the word doc as i speak#editing to add that we all know at the end of the day he would be so gentle talking to her and mel would be figuring out how to free him#and they'd both be couching it in banter and philosophy
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Hopper comes back from Russia and immediately and unwillingly gets adopted into whatever the hell Steve and Robin have going on because - “Well, you were tortured by Russians, right? Welcome to the club.”
“Why is there a club?” Hopper asks, saddled with two morons that won’t leave him alone. “What do you mean by torture? What happened to you?”
#since we never see Steve and Hopper talk to each other#one can assume that no one ever told him about the Russian torture#now Hopper is the father figure of El (teenager) and two idiots#he thought that Robin might be fine but her and Steve bring out the stupid in each other the likes of which you’ve never seen#steve harrington#robin buckley#jim hopper
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