#oH EM GEE

[snowberrycherry]

threesome headcannons with könig and ghost

warnings: fem!reader, nsfw soo mdni pls

[a/n] def turning this into a fic yass based on a request 🕊️ignore typos

✧ könig loves seeing you try to take all of him in your mouth, the gagging and choking noises with his soft hands firmly in your hair pressing you down more while ghost stands behind you grabbing your hips and slams into your used pussy

✧ they both love to spank you when they take you from the back especially könig. something about it makes him even hornier even though he’s so deep inside of you

✧ ghost likes fucking you in missionary while könig leans down and hungrily sucks on your clit watching you moan and whimper at the double stimulation all over your cunt.

✧ they’re just so needy for you that they subtly get jealous when they see the other buried into your sopping pussy

✧ they both like to see who can make you scream and groan the loudest while licking and slurping all over your cunt and whoever does gets to fuck you first.

✧ ghost holding you against his lap, prying and keeping your legs apart, whispering how good you’re doing for both of them while könig eats you out so messily and sloppy. he’s just so excited and so turned on

✧ they both like to run their hands all over your body, praising you for being so perfect, that you were made just for them to fuck you senseless and no one else.

✧ if ghost fucks you first, it leaves könig to whimper and whine as he jerks himself off to the sight of you moaning, know that soon it’ll be his turn to make you feel even better he’s competitive srry

✧ they both like to suck on your tits at the same time. the feeling over two different mouths licking and sucking at your nipples while they groan and grunt gets you so turned on

✧ ghost eating your pussy using gentle and soft, but long and firm licks. dragging his tongue up and down your cunt, relishing in your juices while maintaining eye contact while könig nibbles and kisses all over your neck, eventually going down to your tits to do the same

✧ or vice versa. with simons lips tracing over the skin on your neck making his way down to your tits, sucking on your nipples with königs head buried between your thighs. but unlike simon he’s a messy eater by keeping his eyes closed and guides your hips to grind on his face. he’s just desperate for you to cum all over his tongue

✧ könig will make you sit down on his face eagerly waiting to taste you while simon is in front of you, kissing your intensely while grabbing at your hips so you can ride königs face even faster, suffocating him with your cunt just the way he likes it

✧ simon and konig like watching you suck their cocks at the same time, they think it’s so cute seeing you try to lick and suck both of them at the same time, attempting to balance it so they both have the same time with you hot mouth bobbing up and down on their cocks

✧ they both live for pulling orgasm after orgasm from you,until your overstimulated and your legs are shaking and they keep praising for doing so good just for them

✧ könig making ghost watch while he takes his time with you, making sure you’re ready for both of them by fingering you gently, allowing his long fingers and his wet tongue prepare you

[nomsterrz]

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[lepiastri]

OSCAR JACK PIASTRI?????

[siunytoons]

HELEN DISTORTION

I LOVE YOU HELEN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY GIRL

[rayisgolden]

still keep forgetting tumblr exists

[raybug-theradfem]

GYNS I MADE IT ON INSTAGRAM????? AAAAHHH

[lovelyktdk]

even more sonadow moments next season

[unstableforensicscientist]

Okay so I actually need bill knight so badly it’s not even funny, this man is so gorgeous oh my god 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[themightymusicman]

I find it so hilarious when artists draw the gayest couple in the world like kissing and it’s just so obviously gay and they add a little gay flag to one of the characters jacket as if we were unaware of the fact that they are gay

[hermitcraft-alignment-charts]

tag urself i’m mumbo i hate flying with a passion

[a-clown-with-wings]

YIPPEE!! THE GOOBERS!!

I reached the tag limit LMAO- tee hee

This is like a half repost because Hijinks was kinda ugly in the last one-

[justaz]

mmmmycenaean zeus somehow grabs power from poseidon and makes it like a rule to not mention the period of poseidon being king so over the years new gods are born and soon enough everyone has forgotten except poseidon. but water is one of the most patient elements that can even wear down the earth and form canyons that span thousands of feet so he bides his time. he plays along and acts like the less powerful of the big three boys and pops out kid and kid waiting for the powerhouse he knows he can sire.

(he had attempted once with hera, apollo, and athena to overthrow his brother and take his throne back that way, assuming the goddess of battle strategy and the god of knowledge and prophecy would guarantee success but lo and behold he was a mortal man for a year. never again. he’d wait zeus out.)

years and years later, poseidon meets sally and they have a son - perseus; destroyer. poseidon knows it’s his time. he can feel the power of the sea running through his veins. the weight of the prophecy is heavy over him and his son but he hopes that perseus will be the child of the prophecy and raze olympus. it was rightfully his anyways. if perseus destroys olympus then poseidon can rebuild it as his own. only, he doesn’t. it’s kronos, his father, who rises in an attempt to raze olympus and reclaim power, then his grandmother who rises to kill everything and poseidon’s hope grows stronger as percy is chosen for both prophecies to take down those more powerful than the gods.

but percy is tired. he wants a quiet life. he wants to go to college with his girlfriend annabeth, the daughter of athena, goddess of strategy. poseidon knows how deeply they care for one another, just what they would do to keep the other safe, that their bond, their love, is stronger than any poseidon has seen in…ever. percy wants a calm life with her but zeus has always been prideful and arrogant and has always hated poseidon’s children for just how powerful and uncontrollable they can be, just as the sea is. poseidon thinks it reminds him of just how powerless he’d be should poseidon make a move against him. anyways, zeus decides to intervene and make a clause that keeps percy out of college unless he does more work for the gods.

poseidon breaks the news to percy in one of the worst ways possible. he offers no sympathy or compassion and pins it all on his brother. he watches the water around percy begin to boil as rage simmers beneath his skin and has to fight a smile. percy leaves, practically stomps out, and takes part in the stupid challenge zeus has set before him. poseidon honestly admired the self restraint of his son but desperately wanted him to break and rage against zeus. he knew it was long over due. and then it happened. zeus punished apollo for the war and the prophecies and made him human. percy’s cousin, zeus’ son, jason, followed apollo on a mission and didn’t make it back. he died in the water. poseidon felt his lungs fill with water as his blood seeped into the sea.

he could’ve saved him, but… but. but. but.

hera wails, thalia rages, nico disappears. apollo grieves. percy breaks.

it’s glorious. he watches the children of the big three - nico, hazel, percy, and thalia turn their ire toward zeus. hera joins them. his sister, who has always hated demigods, joins them. she wails that jason was her champion that he refused to save, that he forbade her from saving, that he only saved thalia because that gave him the chance of his child being the child of the prophecy and bringing him more fame and honor as his child would be savior of olympus. since there was nothing for jason to do but honor the minor gods - or to take the honor and attention away from zeus and turn it to the other lesser gods, as he would say - there was no honor for zeus to glean off him.

they lead the charge against zeus with hera, dionysus, apollo, artemis, and poseidon himself backing them up. poseidon always knew his son, perseus, destroyer, had the power to take on olympus and win, but combined with the other demigods that are powerhouses in their own right? olympus fell all too easy. poseidon waded through the destruction of zeus’ kingdom, his old power cracking through with every step, and reclaimed his throne and title as king of the gods

[literallybreadsticks]

I just watched the fresh season trailer and SPLATOON 2 WINNING ANIMATIONS R COMING BACKK??!!!!!!

[tallyhoot]

[yourmomssidepiece]

i never fully got over this dress or these pictures

that bottom right one though 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[buttercupdemise]

one very merry christmas