#obey me! shall we date x reader

[112-darling]

PET names BASED ON OBEY ME DEMON FORMS

Lucifer - he reminds me VICIOUSLY of a sugar. He’d date a country bitch and love every second (hi I’m country bitch—)

Mammon - Golden Apple (fuck gapple even.) it’s CHARMING

Leviathan - Lord of The Shadows [TSL REFRENCE. I’M HIS HENRY AND HE’S MY LORD FUCK]

Satan - his demon form reminds me of bug so he’s my Snuggle Bug

Asmodeus - Love Bud!!! He flower 🥺

Beelzebub - LOVE BUG‼️‼️‼️‼️ cus’ bug 🥺🫵

Belphegor - moo moo (ANOTHER GREAT NON-BINARY GUARDIAN NAME?!)

Diavolo - babygirl— I mean uhm ehem prince-y

Barbatos - I know Pompeii was like- tragic. But it’s such a cute word?? Plus pom pom 😶😶 best non-binary ever (my hc)

[ghibaby]

P.O.V: MC finally seeing their family after the program but they hate their families

MC's mom: MC where have you been!?

MC: sorry, I was in a student exchange program and I got busy

MC: ......

MC's brother: everyone was worried about you, you can't just disappear, you really hurt a lot of people...

MC's dad: yeah and you could've atleast visited us yo know!?

MC: well that's cus I just didn't want to

MC's brother: w-why!?!

MC: well sometimes you just gotta take responsibility of your own happiness...

MC's mother: w-well you don't think that's a little SELFISH!?!?

MC: I don't know what to tell you

MC: I'm happy for the first time in my life and I'm not gonna feel bad about it

MC's dad: I-I don't understand..?

MC: it takes a long time to realize how truly miserable I am and even longer to see how it doesn't have to be that way..

MC: only after I give up your selfish expectations of me, can I begin to find a way for me to be happy.

*phone rings

MC: Hello

Mammon: MC where are you, you've gotta see this, Lucifer is drunk and is having a make out session with a street pole!!

MC: be there in a minute.(hangs up)

MC: sorry, I'll be leaving now, good bye.

MC's family:M-MC WAIT, WERE SORRY!!

[zuzuhasablog]

♡ Obey Me! Shall We Date?

— C U D D L E S (mammon, beel, luci)

♡ content : swearing, gn!reader, fluff, c u d d l e s, established relationships, small reader, written by someone who has never read obey me fanfiction

Mammon

this man probably stumbled into your room late at night

and you were probably waiting for him hours prior, but ended up falling asleep.

you woke up early around 4 in the morning wrapped in his arms.

probably sweaty as hell, too, you know, natural body heat.

for a good few minutes, you bask in his scent and take in the moment.

because these moments were, unfortunately, rare as fuck.

Mammon is such a calm, not very light, sleeper.

you hug him tightly, which causes him to stir in his sleep.

it's one of those 50/50 chances where he stretches for a few seconds and you're wondering if he'll wake up.

and he does.

as he wakes up, he slowly searches for you, and pulls you toward him, closing his eyes in attempt to sleep again.

you quietly chuckle and hug him back.

after a few seconds, he asks “how long have you been awake?” and you reply a soft and quiet “not long.”

it takes a few more seconds before he begins to hum, you're not sure for whom, but you enjoy his humming nonetheless.

it's not just something you learned to tolerate in your relationship, but something you began to love as well.

and with that, the two of you fall back to sleep.

Beelzebub

you most definitely had to convince this man to get out of the kitchen and go to bed with you.

it was DEFINITELY worth it.

he gives the most comfortable and warm cuddles you've ever felt in your life.

this will sound cheesy, BUT HE'S LITERALLY A GIANT TEDDYBEAR.

cook for this man.

but also, you being you, you had to make sure he didn't just put you to sleep before sneaking into the kitchen again, so you stayed up until you were sure he was asleep before you did.

and also, you being a light sleeper, wake up in the middle of the night just to a literal sensation that something was watching you.

you open your eyes to see Beel just...... staring at you.

he doesn't look the least bit shocked, he even lets a small smile take up his features.

you can't help but smile back. this man.

you hug him tighter, and he returns the gesture.

you can hear his heartbeat, and your instinct makes you count instead of sleep.

“y/n? are you awake?” he quietly asks, and you quietly hum in response.

“...can you make me omelette...s?” he whispers, your eyes open in disappointment.

“and fried rice.” he adds.

“...of course.” you earnestly answer before you slowly move to get up, but he stops you.

“later.” he mumbles. “let's cuddle for now.”

Lucifer

Lucifer. is. not. a. morning. demon.

he's said it himself.

so when you wake him up at 8 am, opening the curtains, sitting on his chest and kissing him all over his face, he's not exactly amused.

he pushes your face away and calmly tells you to stop, and even switches his position so you leave him alone.

but you don't give a SHIT.

you proceed to violently shake him.

“LUCCCYYYY”

this man is not having it today.

he swiftly turns around, catching both of your wrists and pushes you to lay down on the mattress as he pins your hands next to your head.

at first, you're a blushing mess, waiting for his next move.

but this poor man is so tired, he doesn't do anything until he just... drops himself on your chest.

of course, you can't breathe, so you try to push him off, but he's so quick he just falls asleep in place

the end.

just kidding, this man can't contain himself, he starts laughing before he rolls off of you, and onto his own side of the bed.

you're pissed.

but he doesn't give a SHIT.

he glances at you from his position, and you don't look happy.

he has to fight the urge to apologize and spoil you and just wait until you apologize first.

but he decides his principles are shit and he's drowsy, so he sits up and pulls you toward him.

you in a startled frenzy either had zero reaction time or bad reflexes and get caught into his tickle trap.

you're laughing so hard, you can't manage to let out a time out, and decide to scream and let out about 4 throaty “stop”s.

so he does.

and the two of you just stay in that position.

until lucifer lays on his back, you're laying on his stomach between his legs.

you turn on your own stomach and climb up so you're resting on his chest.

with no words, you're listening to his heartbeat, and he wraps his arms around you before he kisses the top of your head.

it's so comfortable, you fall asleep.

yeah, Lucifer doesn't.

don't get him wrong, he finds the situation sweet and stuff, he isn't physically comfortable, but he can't wake you up either

in memory of lucifer, 2019—2022, rest in peace

nah, I love this man so much, for real, you don't get it, I will literally do anything for this man, LITERALLY, like, I'd give up my entire life and slave for this man or some shit.

[yanmari]

Event 01. The Grand Opening

Finally! The time has come to launch Yanmari! I've been away from the fanfic writing scene for years and I couldn't express how I feel while writing this. Although I've somewhat built community in the past, I'd like to start fresh without using my works years ago as a stepping tool.

Now, without further ado, the event is now open!

character list | rules | ask | pinned

Before requesting, make sure to read the rules and take a look at the character list as well. Also, since this blog is a one-stop-shop thingy, you can request almost anything you want.

Want some tooth-rotting fluff? Go ahead and send a request then.

Some tear-jerking angst that will tug your heartstring? Suit yourself!

Some hurt/comfort action to soothe yourself? Feel free to send a request.

Coochie-ichy? Yup! You guessed it! We'll get your chosen character to help you with that.

Looking for something darker? Heh... As long as it doesn't break one of my rules, we'll see what we can do.

Oh, and the best part about this? You can send your request as an anon! That's right! Anon is allowed in this blog.

What are you waiting for? Come and join the fun!

[zephyrchama]

Falling asleep in one of the House of Lamentation's common rooms can be a gamble. At best, somebody kindly carries you back to your room and tucks you in. Or maybe they leave you where you were, but drape a jacket or blanket over you.

Sometimes they go overboard, and you wake up with too many blankets. It's sweltering hot and excessively heavy. You thought the brothers were just being supportive in a weird way until Mammon accidentally revealed everyone is trying to break the record of 23 blankets and three duvets.

Sometimes you wake up with a full manicure and facial in progress. Asmo likes the practice.

Sometimes you wake up wearing Lucifer's reading glasses or Mammon's sunglasses. The Anti-Lucifer League must have thought you make a good hiding spot.

Sometimes you wake up with fresh food next to you. Particularly if you fell asleep near mealtime. The strong smell of Devildom cuisine rouses you awake, and you catch Beel trying to tip-toe away.

Sometimes you find... offerings. Bottled tea, or sticker sheets, or a coin placed on your cheek. Levi started taking pictures and in thanks decided to make a shrine dedicated to his idol (you).

Sometimes they draw on your face. The first person to do so will leave a marker for anyone else who happens to feel creative. You've woken up with whiskers, a mustache, fake eyes drawn over your eyelids, money signs drawn on your eyelids, swirls and hearts, a goatee, a big unibrow, and you're pretty sure the twins are the culprits behind a game of tic-tac-toe.

Sometimes you get notes. Simple reminders, or a notice that Lucifer's left the house so please make sure to check that everyone's behaving when you wake up. Occasionally you wake up completely covered in post-its with silly messages.

Sometimes you get kisses. They leave no trace, unless their sender gets carried away and sticks around.

[lovetei]

Things that the citizens of the Devildom witnessed that will prove that this Human have the characters at their beck and call

Versions: The Brothers, Side characters

Warnings: Gender neutral pronouns for MC, Cussing, Slight yandere themes (Belphegor, Asmodeus)

Links: Masterlist

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LUCIFER

This demon likes sticking to rules

Running on hallways? Detention

Eating during class? Detention

Not paying attention to class? Detention

No one is safe...

Except for one person.

The cafeteria if filled with loud noises, your voice shouting profanities to another demon specifically.

Everyone listening to the argument feels like they're stomach is about to burst out of nervousness because "What if Lucifer randomly comes in and put all of us is detention because we just stood by and didn't do anything to stop the fight?!"

And he did.

But what surprised them is that he didn't shout or anything, he just stood there for a few second and scanned the crowd looking for one of his brothers.

Spotted Mammon and came close to him before whispering something among themselves.

And then he just stood there

Doing nothing

As if it's just fucking okay to let a human, the exchange student at that, to scream and curse a demon because he won't cooperate into this project.

And when the demon started cursing back at you, the rules are suddenly so strict as if cussing will cause the end of the 8 rings of hell.

The demon is sent to detention, removed from the group, suspended, and many more.

And who knows? Maybe you pulled just a few strings to have that demon expelled.

But what the citizens sure know is that they never saw anyone again after talking to MC like that.

MAMMON

It was cute

Mammon would do anything for you, no matter how big or small it is.

One day, Mammon was spotted running around the halls of RAD.

Looking like he's getting chased by Lucifer, again.

But surprisingly, he's not.

He's just running around the school fetching your fan, notebooks, bag, pens, water or some snacks.

One time, you two were put in a group for this project and were talking about it with your other group mates.

Then you hit him with a "Mammon, I left my notebook on my desk in the potions class, can you fetch it for me?"

With just a blink of an eye, Mammon who was leaning on your shoulder just a few minutes ago is gone.

And with another blink of an eye he's there again with your notebook on his hands then he's back to leaning on your shoulder again as if he didn't just go to the other side of the school for a notebook.

LEVIATHAN

He's introverted

He won't go out his room if it's just for some lame party

I also headcanons for him to be the most unseen brother

Or like him having the smallest amount of photo and information online because he just won't go out.

Yeah, he won't go out if it's just some small, lame party but if Diavolo hosts it, what exactly can he do?

"Do you think the avatar of envy will attend this party?"

"Ha! No way... Lord Leviathan won't attend small parties or gatherings like these unless Lord Diavolo hosts it himself."

"Lord Leviathan really has a high standard when it comes to gatherings..."

And then poof

He's there

Beside you

A happy go lucky sheep beside a gloomy snake

What a match

And if you ask him why he would attend such gatherings when it's totally not even his style he would just go like "MC."

"What can I do? MC really wants to see the fireworks display."

"MC wants me to escort them."

So they got the hint on how to make Levi attend gatherings, either have Diavolo host it or invite MC too.

SATAN

He's angry

But not angry enough to yell when MC is around

Man's can go from 👹 to ☺️ real quick as soon as he felt MC's prescense

He doesn't know why too, but whenever he yell while you're around he thinks he'll fall out of favor

"WELL MAYBE IF YOU'RE SO PERFECT THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AROUND WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD FAR UP YOUR ASS- Oh, Hi MC? How are you?"

He'll talk so sweet in front you and then when you turn around you can see some veins popping out of his neck and forehead.

And if he can't really handle it and went berserk in your prescense another scary yet amazing thing you can is to put your hand on his body.

Shoulder, head, neck, wrist, arm, wherever it is.

Just pat him or link your arms with him and he will start to calm down.

ASMODEUS

People headcanon him to like it when you're obsessed with him but I think he's more obsessed to you.

Like he's down bad

You can do anything and he'll literally fawn all over it

"Look at the way they run their hands through their hair!"

"Look at how they work!"

"The way they hold that fork is so graceful~"

Literally, you're the only person that comes to his mind when someone said pretty

Except for himself of course

But I swear, whenever someone caught him staring at you the atmosphere gets so thick

You don't even know why but the atmosphere is heavy and the air suddenly smells so sweet

And those heart in his eyes, the way his pupils dilate

Yeah, you have this man worshipping you alongside himself

BEELZEBUB

Other than the fact that he's actually willing to share his food with you

He's willing to help you in any physical works

Like lifting up things, carrying your stuffs and sometimes even running errands for you

I mean, he actually doesn't do it a lot because Lucifer actually asks Mammon for this stuff because the things Lucifer needs to be done is a little...

Shady?

And he doesn't want to taint Beel's innocence.

So now since you're already a part of the student council when Lucifer needs to have something important finished but it requires physical work.

You and Beel will be partnered

And he doesn't have anything against it either

He likes it so much when you command him to do something actually

I mean, he's tall and buff but Lucifer won't ask him to do anything that includes hard labor except taking care of Belphegor

So you actually helping him make use of all those muscles made him feel a tinge of happiness

He feels like he's actually of use :)

BELPHEGOR

This little brat

He would kill for you and he means it

He's not scared to spill blood on broad daylight as long as it's for you

Someone bothered you? Dead

Oh this person annoyed you? Taken care of

Aw~ He told you you're cute and asked you out on a date? That's sweet! Dead.

He's just like that

He won't tolerate anyone who dared disrespect you

And Lucifer won't even put a stop into this

"I mean, Devildom is quite overpopulated and we don't want anyone disrespecting Lord Diavolo's plan on bringing the three realms together now." Is what he reasons everytime.

Oh, he also wakes up on command as long as it's you.

Lucifer and his brothers could be shaking him like he's dead and he won't even bother to open his eyes

But if you just pulled a "Belphie? Good morning..." Oh dear, he's wide awake and clinging to you.

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.

Mammon, sighing: Okay-

Asmo: I'm coming!

Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...

[smoft-demons]

Mammon deserves to have someone who misses him when he’s away.

Imagine: Mammon’s not home for the week. He’s away, doing photoshoots or dealing with witches or whatever it is he does. His brothers are just chilling as usual. This is nothing to even blink at, much less be upset about.

But MC? Nope! He’s their Mammon, and they love him so much!

Imagine MC turning to the side where Mammon usually is, automatically going to whisper some dumb comment to him, and then deflating when they find no Mammon there. Imagine MC absentmindedly reaching their hand out to that side, going to hold his hand out of habitual impulse—and being confused for a moment to find empty air… then hiding their sadness. Imagine them distracting themself by hanging out with all the others, who they DO love a lot, but… Mammon’s not there, and the house feels incomplete. They’ve spent lots of time with the others without Mammon before, but he’s never been away so long before, and everything feels wrong.

Imagine Mammon’s reaction to his brothers (probably Asmo, to tease him, or Beel, out of sympathy for the human) texting him to tell him that the human’s moping without him. Imagine them catching MC doing one of those things on camera, because Mammon has to see it to really believe that someone misses him so much.

Imagine Mammon coming home, and the human regaining their energy just at the sound of his voice announcing that he’s back. Imagine them running to the door, pouncing on him for hugs with such excitement that he TOTALLY would have been knocked to the floor if he weren’t supernaturally strong—you know, being a demon.

“You’re home!!!!” MC shouts, not bothering to contain their excitement because they love him, they’re so happy to be reunited, they missed him so much, and he deserves to see that. It’s good for him.

Imagine how happy he’d be to get a reaction like that!

Imagine Mammon and MC inevitably ending up in MC’s room, as they always do, and Mammon seeing that MC has stolen the blanket off his bed. It’s in a messy pile on top of their own blanket, it looks like MC had been curled up under it just before he returned. Because it smells like him, and it’s warm and soft and big, so it’s the closest thing to a hug from him that they could have gotten while he was away.

Imagine how his heart would melt. Imagine how loved he would feel.

Idk, I think he’d cry

[anintrovertedechoe]

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

[leonideez]

After the initial shock and sadness of the brothers realizing that MC will die one day; I think i’d be funny if MC jokes about and and uses it as leverage occasionally.

Lucifer: MC your grades are horrible you need to work on the assignments that have been given to you

MC: i’m going to die one day and you’re going to be sad about all of the times i could have been happy and yet you made me do schoolwork instead

Like MC being an absolute menace would be so fucking funny to me

[enbyobeyme]

I think about this a lot... Solomon you menace...

Also not asmo having nothing with his brothers

[112-darling]

Oh i forgot about the pact marks hc's! I see them being intricate, having their associated animals, and have patterns from their demon forms(ex: mammon has diamonds, asmo has hearts and belphie has cow spots).

The pact marks do look like tattoos but they would have a old kind of vibe to remind ppl that they are ancient demons, similar to this image with the cross hatching and drawn with a quill pen and ink like quality

OP you fucking genius!!

Lucifer would have a snake band around their wrists (the Tempting serpent from the garden of Eden)

mammon would have either golden teeth, or tongue since it’s common with the gold coming out of the mouth in the art I liked

Levi would have the markings of gills, or maybe even webbed fingers. (He kisses his mark because he can hide his face in your tummy/neck or your hands)

Satan would have a green marking, prob a scorpion or a wasp (THEM FUCKERS ARE MEAN AND WRATHFUL-) plus his tail reminds me of a scorpion

Asmo? Heart freckles. Send post. He has HEART. FRECKLES. I’ll die on this hill.

Beel would have bug wings on the back. Please his biblical name is LORD OF THE FLIES?!

Belphie would have cow spots all over. He’d tease the brothers his pact mark takes up most of your body. .

[ghibaby]

MC: WOW, lord Diavolo! I didn't know you could ride a horse!!

Diavolo: you're so funny MC, of course I can, I'm a prince! I can also ride a dragon you know?

MC: can you ride my face?

Diavolo: excuse me??(//////////)

MC: no?

Diavolo: I-I mean.!!(////////)

MC: 👁️👄👁️

[5mary5]

GOD DAMNN

[the-great-chimera]

Mammons most recently googled questions:

- do humans like to be pet?

- How much grimm does a human make throughout their life cycle?

- how to cut out human meat from my diet.

- is it okay for a human to ingest a small amount of human meat?

- how to not leave finger prints???

- top Ways to get rich quick

- gold bag

- demon scale gold bag

- viciousace golden dragon skin bag ( 42,000 raven)

- human intelligence quiz

- what to do when your human has now developed a taste for human flesh.

- what does outer space taste like

- what to do if your human has started trying to size you up to eat you?

- what is bone apple teeth???

- sharkcoochi board???

- sharkcochi baord??

- how to spell shark coochi bord??

- charcuterie board.

- shark shaped charcuterie board.

- how to tell if your human has rabbies

- what does a rabbies bite look liek???

[zephyrchama]

Mammon stares down at his youngest brother snoozing away on your lap. Belphegor has made himself at home with your thigh as a makeshift pillow. It’s far from the first time this has happened, and very unlikely to be the last. Any more, he just walks over and does it, falling asleep within moments without even asking. He’ll wake up if you try to stand. As long as you can still study, read, or scroll your D.D.D., it’s usually not too bothersome and easier to let Belphegor do what he wants.

The scowl on Mammon’s face says otherwise. “Ya really gonna let him walk, err, sleep all over you like that? How many time’s he done that this week?” He tisks and stomps his foot, looming over you with crossed arms. “Belphie, wake your ass up! Yer big bro has a bone to pick with you!”

You feel a warm exhalation on your leg. Belphegor seems to be sighing, but doesn’t bother opening his eyes or acknowledging Mammon in any other way, much to the elder’s chagrin.

“Push him off!” Mammon insists.

“I’m flattered you think I’m strong enough to push a full grown demon off of me,” you admit, lightly ruffling Belphegor’s hair. “But, no. I’m not.”

“Don’t encourage ‘im!” Mammon grabs Belphegor by the collar.

At this provocation, the youngest curls an arm under your thigh and nudges his nose into the fabric of your clothes. He refuses to budge. “They don’t mind it, so just leave us alone.” Belphegor’s muffled voice sounds tired and annoyed.

“Belphie, let go! Ugh, use your pact!” Mammon literally growls. “Don’t coddle this jerk, you spoil him too much!”

“Don’t yell at me about it! I’m just sitting here!” you pout. ”And Belphie, watch where you’re grabbing.” It’s not your fault these guys go crazy over you. “Pact orders are painful for you guys, yeah? I don’t want to go through all that trouble. I’m still learning how to control the magic and it’s not worth it right now.”

“Hah? You kiddin’ me?” Mammon taps his foot and gnashes his teeth as Belphegor gives him the cold shoulder. “Fine then. Be that way.”

He goes to walk away, but abruptly turns back and returns. It’s evident when Mammon gets a new idea into his head. You can practically see the light bulb pop up over his head as he dons a cheeky grin.

“Spread your legs for me,” he demands.

“What?” Now you’re staring at him, disbelief etched into your features. You knew Mammon had the occasional lewd thought but even for him this was brazen. Maybe his brothers are right and he’s finally lost it.

“Spread your legs for the Great Mammon! C’mon!”

Belphegor snorts and turns his head ever so slightly, just enough to give his dumb older brother the evil eye. Mammon is tired of waiting and seizes his chance to yank your knees apart. By your own admission, you can’t fight the strength of a full grown demon.

“You’ve got two legs, there’s plenty a room for two demons here.” There isn’t exactly much space, but Mammon lays his head back on your thigh and grins up at you, bumping his noggin against Belphegor in the process.

Ah. You realize this was his goal and Mammon was just being too stubborn to come out and say it.

Your face grew hot. It felt weird to manspread with two doting demons on your legs. “You really could have phrased that better.”

“Whatddya mean?”

You sigh. “Think about it.”

Belphegor exhales again, probably laughing under his breath this time as he re-adjusts his arm to a cozier position.

Mammon is content just to admire you from below until he connects the dots, and a deep red blush spreads across his face. He turns, winding his arms around your back to better hide his face in the folds of your shirt.

He closes his eyes against you, his nose brushing against your side. “I don’ wanna think ‘bout anything. I work too hard, just lemme rest here a while.”

You allow it, ruffling his hair knowing full well you coddle both of them too much.