#octopus meme

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Will Graham is an octopus in disguise.

[invertebabe]

Idk about y’all but valentines memes have been my favorite part of the holiday since I was an inappropriately young child on the internet

So I made some cephalopod themed ones for your enjoyment <3

These puns are ones that did not make the cut for our actual Valentine’s Day cards shown in the last image

Purchase them at squidfacts.bigcartel.com <3

[saikira999]

Let's talk a little about how the potion that turns a merfolk into a human interacts with His nervous system! As an example, I’ll give Azul)

~ Stage One: Anxiety Level 0%

Nothing unusual. If the convert is completely calm and does not show any signs of anxiety, He cannot be distinguished from a human in any way. Minor hassles and slight hassles also don’t have much of an impact.

~ Stage two: Anxiety level 50%

Sometimes, Azul's pupils may constrict sharply horizontally for a couple of moments. For example, when He begins to worry, get excited, get angry, or senses some kind of benefit or, conversely, danger.

The more He experiences some strong emotions, like those listed above, the more His body will begin to distort: ​​His skin will become cold and, like octopuses, “shoots” will appear on his hands, like in His overblot, only smoother, and his nails will change color on black (How convenient, you don’t even have to sit for hours, paint, and then wait).

The last two details are not noticeable due to the fact that Azul usually wears sleeves and gloves.

~ Stage 3: Anxiety level 100%

If you continue to annoy the octopus, He will begin to angrily or excitedly spit and sneeze ink non-stop. If Azul is arguing with someone, then He will have to turn away and cover his mouth and nose with a handkerchief, periodically inserting arguments between loud, offended “AHCHOO!”

In places, His skin will begin to take on black and gray shades, like His skin in His true form, and tentacles will begin to appear (Don’t ask where from), which, however, He quickly hides and hastily tries to take all measures to calm down and return to normal. condition, without all these processes, tentacles, pupils, etc.

The last stage occurs quite rarely, but still...

Please just have pity on Him already and leave him alone💀

(Reblog Me, please)

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Uzi: Thanks N. I love it.

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POV: 2000s Octopus sleepover

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the most special of men 🐙💕

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