im watching rebels again and Maul referring to Ezra as "our apprentice" to Kanan is still funny as hell
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Helena's not a killer (yet)! Let's party!
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Lilith: What surprises me more is not that you’ve had it all along but that I had no idea. I thought I knew all your secrets.
Caleb: [under breath] Hardly voluntarily.
Lilith: Speak up, baby brother.
Caleb: [slightly louder] It wasn’t a secret. I simply never wished to revisit the memories. But the record seemed worth preserving, so I tucked it away for safekeeping and did my best to forget it.
Lilith: Until you decided to hand it over to her without my permission.
Caleb: [laughs bitterly] Cut the outrage, Lilith. If anything, you should be thanking me. I can already tell she likes you better because of it. I did you a favor by chipping away some of your hard edges.
Lilith: [amused] Maybe you should be thanking me. I haven’t heard so much force in your voice since-
Helena: [sudden frantic shriek]
Lilith: Is she all right?
Drusilla: [agitated yowl]
Caleb: Is she all right?
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Lilith: Helena?
Caleb: Drusilla?
Helena: [breathlessly] Look! Look!
Lilith: What are we looking at?
Helena: My sister finally updated her feed. They’re alive! I didn’t kill them!
Lilith: Well, that’s certainly a relief.
Caleb: You could say it like you mean it.
Lilith: Of course I mean it! I would never advocate killing children — unless they were particularly nasty ones. How do you feel, Helena?
Helena: Lucky. Grateful. Relieved.
Lilith: That particular storm cloud has been hanging over your head for far too long. Now, we can all finally relax. In fact, we should celebrate, the three of us together for once! And I think I know just the place.
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Jester follows Caleb in, dutifully, loyally, ready to fight on his behalf, of course. Of course. And Fjord balks, a little, everyone hesitates, for a moment. But she was always going to go in. She was always going to go in. How could they let Caleb go in there alone, facing Trent, facing his undead parents? Facing his worst fear, his worst guilts, his worst enemies. She follows him in.
How could they let Caleb go in there alone? With just his parents, with Trent. With just his parents, almost the same but not quite, speaking and moving, with Trent and his poison honeyed words. Facing his worst guilt, and a twisted form of forgiveness, and something he has been aching for but cannot have. She follows him in, because she loves him, because she wants to protect him, because shes sorry he has to face this. Because she. Is sorry.
She follows him in, because Jester is always willing to do what is needed to protect the people that are hers. Jester is always willing to do what she has to do to protect her people, whatever that looks like.
Jester follows him in, and looks at him and says- I'm so sorry. And casts Turn Undead.
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No offense but I want Hunter to brag about him and willow next episode I don't care how out of character it is.
I want Eda to exorcise Belos out of puppet!Raine's body and for Hunter to stand over the shambling, melting corpse of the man who abused him and scream "you think you could hurt me? You think you could keep me down? Kill me? WELL YOU CAN'T. AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT AFTER I AROSE FROM THE GRAVE, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE HELD HANDS FOR 3 WHOLE SECONDS. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, 3! YOU TRIED TO LEAVE MY BODY RIDDLED WITH SCARS??? JOKES ON YOU! SHE THINKS THAT'S HOT!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, "UNCLE"???!!!!!" With Zeno doing his best unhinged hunter voice as Caleb fucking Fortnite dances in the background and Belos thrashes about in pain at the mention of premarital hand holding
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I was going through the comments on Critical Role c3 ep17, the episode where we get the Laudna backstory drop and this is the top comment 🙃🙃🙃
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your au jumped in my head and refuses to live. now it lives rent free here
i thought it'd be funny to see such dynamic of the wittebros in their cursed forms-
OUGH YES DIEDRE BIG ;;;w;; god thats so pretty omgdgsjkh 💛💛
this is an old doodle (bc yes Diedre is MUCH bigger now) but I adore drawing them interacting x"D 💛
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