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hychlorions · 1 year

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quick goodbyes

#klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #ace attorney #.png #me watching a kdrama: oh you know that'd be a really good pose for klapollo #that being said i didn't take a screenshot to recreate it LMAO i forgot to do that #so i just straight up beamed this from my mind #<- bad habit #don't do that. no seriously don't do that

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andy-clutterbuck · 7 months

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#EXCUSE ME BUT THE NOSE™#Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #*#rg #bless all the lines on your forehead #they're beautiful and sacred #profile that'd make renaissance sculptors green with envy #michelangelo's just gonna throw david in the river and give up #then come haunt me for saying that #that face is the actual iron throne #excuse me is this seat taken #the most immaculate scruff ever #*ruffles his hair like the wind*#the things i could say about that nose would cause me to have to apologize to NBC News CBS News ABC News and CNN for good measure #*CASH REGISTER NOISE*#n e c k #oh there's bram stoker knocking #haven't heard from him in a while

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earthspark-shockwaves-reduction · 1 year

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hashtag believing starscream about how megatron abused him hashtag telling starscream it wasn't his fault that he was abused hashtag defending starscream from megatron starscream trying to pull hashtag free from the dweller starscream leading the dweller away from hashtag and telling her to get away (and doing these things after a whole scene earlier where he didn't try to help the other seekers get free from the dweller bc it would've endangered himself) starscream pulling hashtag up from the cave water starscream telling hashtag to remember to take care of herself literally how the fuck am I supposed to function

#me before the new eps: 'oh heh theres a lot of fan stuff about starscream and hashtag bonding? that'd be fun :)'#me now: [fell on the fucking floor]#mine #transformers #tf #maccadam #earthspark #earthspark spoilers #transformers earthspark #starscream #hashtag malto

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unknown-limes · 4 months

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This is the farmer and his husband, Sam, and his husband's boyfriend Sebastian, and his husband's boyfriend's girlfriend Abigail, and his husband's girlfriend Penny, and his husband's girlfriend's girlfriend Maru, and his husband's girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend Harvey. Also, the farmer has something going on with this little freak in the sewers, not sure what that's all about but Krobus seems pleasant.

#Limes Blabs #Stardew Valley #sam stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #penny stardew valley #maru stardew valley #krobus stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #sdv #sam sdv #sebastian sdv #penny sdv #maru sdv #krobus sdv #harvey sdv #this web of relationships is really funny to me #like if you marry any one of them you're basically joining a polycule that could potentially tie into every bachelor/bachelorette in town?#if you wanted then you could do harvey/elliott/shane and that'd add two more to this web #elliott/leah is a big one and shane dances with emily at the dance so she's here too #oh! and bringing emily into this also ropes sandy into the polycule!#i think haley and alex are the only ones not in the polycule? they got their own thing going on #it's kinda funny that they're the only ones who were not invited to join the polycule lmao #they're the monogamous lavender couple in town #god i love this game

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roach-works · 1 year

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important tumblr tip for new and old users

there is absolutely no reason to leave anon asks on. you can disallow anon asks. it will improve your life right now and ward off future evil. if someone wants to be deranged and make that your problem, they will then have to go through the effort of typing up a call-out post. you need to make them have to do that.

turn off anonymous asks today.

#'oh well what if someone out there is just shy'#yeah what if my imaginary friend sucked me off #that'd be nice!!!#it's not going to happen #turn #anon asks #OFF

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lunarharp · 8 months

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leftovers of the day..not sure if i even like this brush

#witch hat tag #orufrey #partial nudity /#qif is thinking about how oru's lovely laugh lines represent the life they've lived together and it's all a bit much really #they're so familiar and comfortable with each other they're not ever going to stand around like Wow he's pretty *Blush* that'd be weird.#but that just means those special moments where the light hits at juust the perfect angle as oru smiles like an angel are..oh help me #idk why they had to have milk in the soup. that was just their Plan and now it's all RUINED

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aeb-art · 8 months

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soooo… i did another comic with geo (who of course belongs to @8um8le)! it ending up stretching the page quite a bit, so the rest is under the cut o7

and geo proceeded to win every single round of pool that night, the end, thank you for reading this far 🙇

i'm still not super confident in writing for geo, but i had too much fun with this to care ehehe 🥰 this is the year of indulgence, everyone!

edit: i just realized that I PUT THE CIRCUITS ON THE WRONG ARM! it's supposed to be on my right not my left, oh i'm so mad 😭💔

#2024 #stellar city #sc geo #sc ash #self insert #self ship #this is skipping foward a while in time from the new years comic damn i'll get to the inbetween later maybe idk #timeline would be nye kiss > stalling > actual confession > dates that are either confined to the mall or over video call > this #i think if it's not related to an event the security guards dress in civilian clothes to cause less of a scene if possible #shoutout to the furnace robot i'm in love with her also i decided that under her faceplate is a flamethrower i think that'd be fun #also i know realistically geo has clothes that aren't suits BUT the idea popped in my head of the mall toons having to fight him on his out #agrees to not wear a nice suit jacket and leave his shirt untucked on the condition that he can keep his gloves #like that's a ridiculous scenario but i lost it laughing #would you believe me if i said that's what made me do all of this #also the 'i won't let them ruin this' is also like… oh sweetheart how do you know YOU won't be the one to ruin it? lmao that'd be fun #i totally gave up on that last panel ngl i couldn't think of what to put on the signs lmao #okay i've rambled more than enough! everyone have a beautiful day/night xoxoxo love you mwah

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jtl-fics · 3 months

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Fluent Freshman Chapter 14 is OUT!

I'm back from my vacation so I'm posting between piles of laundry.

#Oh Michigan I missed you #But mostly my cat #14 days with family is a bit too much #I love them but if I didn't talk to them for 4-8 weeks that'd be ok with me rn #Fluent Freshman AU #AFTG OC #AFTG AU #Redacted Smith

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 3 months

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I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.

Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !

Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.

Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean

Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair

#They tend to play with him more than Neuvillette because he can match their energies #but Neuvillette usually is who they'd run to when they #need calmness and comfort #at night. when they're all asleep. Neuv would pin his husband down and be like. Tell me. Tell me the secrets.#and Wriothesley is like Noooooooo snitches get stitches Neuv #obviously if it's serious he'd let him know. but. if Carole comes up to him and is like daddy I secretly put a roach in Mr Vautrin's lunch #he'd be like. Did he think it was yummy?#and Carole is like aheeheeehee noooo don't be silly !! It was a prank and the roach was plastic so he can't eat it anyway #ingital #also vautrin teaches all 3 of their kids #for like. first grade #so he's basically a family friend at this point #I also have this stupid #scene in my head. the Swear Jar. I imagine like swear words in the Wriollette household is a hotly debated topic. because Daddy say it #aaaaaall the time. And Wriothesley doesn't believe in banning words. He explains it to the kids when they ask but he's like. You can be #just as hurtful. if not more. with words that are not considered 'bad'. You can still be mean without saying fuck. The point is to be nice #and daddy is nice isn't he. even if he says bad words sometimes.#but neuvillette is like No. No Bad Words. It is considered socially inappropriate for your age group. When you are older #you can decide if you want to use them. however. there are some rules in the classroom and I do not want you girls to get into trouble.#if you get into the habit of cursing like your dad. it'd be hard to keep away from them when you are in class. and bad words frighten papa #so. I ask that you ladies do not use them.#but like I don't think. they'd Punish the kids. the swear jar isn't even like. a punishment. it is a swear tax. every time you say bad word #you have to pay the swear tax. and whatever's in the jar gets taken out for ice cream or whatever to make papa feel better #[ this is how wriothesley explain it ]#and it leads to stuff like. The girls being considerate to Neuvillette firstly (he isn't actually all that bothered he's more scared #of the social repercussions for the girls. But they think he's Scared Of All Bad Words)#so they'd be like. papa cover your ears. I am going to say frightening words. FUCK YOU TIMMY. and then they pay their swear tax #and when Wriothesley curse in front of Neuvillette. the girls are like stop it. you will frighten papa. pay the swear tax NOW #we must acquire the icecream for papa. lest he gets so frightened he runs away forever. and wriothesley is like oh shit yeah that'd be bad #and theyre like DADDY. STOP IT

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cellgatinbo · 1 year

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ok so i know that they. don't exactly have the best history on the island so far, but i really want charlie and cellbit to hang out sometime. let the rpg nerds nerd out together in peace. and while charlie mostly goes for the funny sillies with everything he does, he can also appreciate and do some really good horror when he wants to. (see:blood in the bayou)

#qsmp #i think like their only interactions have been the brazilians first day and the wedding #(oh right and gegg but gegg is. well. gegg.)#which. you know. slime didn't exactly leave the best first impression perhaps #but if you just let them chill and chat out of character like he did with etoiles the other day #i just think that'd be fun yknow (:#(also more me spreading jrwi propaganda to the qsmp. ooooo you wanna look it up so badddd)

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secondbeatsongs · 1 year

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I love being someone's science experiment

#personal #read:#my top surgeon continues to be fascinated by me #last time it was because I said it was fascinating to watch him pull stitches out of my chest #(he said the last guy had passed out so he kept asking if I was okay)#this time it's because of how well my nerves reconnected on one side #apparently it's not very normal to have good skin sensation in nipple grafts #but here we are #he put a note in my chart and seemed...excited?#he really looked like he wanted to say ''oh cool!'' or ''weird!''#but he just said ''huh!'' and seemed enthused #he also kept saying ''oh you look *good*'' in a way that was very genuine #and he's right #my chest looks great #but some part of me wants to be like #intense about his reaction. like #o sculptor of flesh. how do you feel when you behold your creations?#is your vision of yourself one of an artist or of a doctor? is this the line you blur?#anyway that'd be weird so I don't say stuff like that #but I do *want* to #sbs rambles #in the tags #gender #top surgery

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sillyfudgemonkeys · 3 months

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Just wait, Roku's gonna see Kyoshi and call her "mommy" (non-sexual) and Kyoshi's just going to stare blankly at him and be like "Fucking hell, you ARE my reincarnation. Is this was Kuruk felt like? Thank fucking christ Nyahitha is dead, I wouldn't be able to take the bullshit coming out of his mouth"

And Roku is just standing there both embarrassed to all hell, terrified (he called the scariest lady in the world to ever live mommy c'mon), and confused as fuck. jkaljsfs;af