#oh you just know Imma make him do naughty things with those

[crystalflygeo]

Crys Queen I have a question <3

There are sum ppl whose headcanon is that Baizhu not only adapted snake eyes;; he also adapted the sharp teeth and the forked tongue from a snake

Are you one of them? 💞

IS THAT A LEGIT QUESTION YOU ASK ME????

Listen I- for the LONGEST time I wished so hard that the theories about Baizhu being a Naga/Snake adeptus/somehow tied or related to Changsheng were true because yes yes yes yes yes yes YES GIMME fangs and snake blep AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

in conclusion ABSOLUTELY YES and he can bite me whenever ty

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[smittenvixen13]

For that ask thing you just reblogged. All of them. Answer all the questions from 1 to 30+

Well! Didn't expect that lol, but will do.

what’s your Christmas aesthetic? Somwhere between "Tacky" Christmas (think 90s/early 00s look) and Nature took over inside and you're expecting a reindeer to somehow walk out into the livingroom.

good or naughty? Eh, Good for the most part.

what fictional character would you want to find under the mistletoe? There's a COUPLE but most likely Aizawa from BNHA, or Jason Todd from DC. I am fully aware of my type and know I have no chances lol

reindeers or polar bears? Reindeer, for sure!

opening the presents: Christmas Eve or Christmas morning? Counter! Midnight! We used to always open presents at midnight between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, our parents would send us to bed around 8, of course we didn't sleep, and we'd be woken up around midnight, and then all 20-ish of us (more if people could travel) would go one by one and open presents all at once. We still keep the tradition going as much as we can, but we don't mind picking a day or doing both days and seeing the same people twice. Both sides of the family (dad and mom) would both come, my parents go lucky that the in-laws loved each other, and we all get together/visit one another whenever we want. it pays that all of us live in the same city.

what’s your favourite Christmas movie? I'm actually a sucker for those old school stop-motion movies like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Year without a Santa Clause, etc. I also love How the Grinch Stole Christmas (both versions, not with Benedict Cumbersalad) too! But one I haven't seen in FOREVER is The Life and Adventures of Santa Clause (2000s version), been a hot minute since I watched that on Disney Channel.

favourite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Christmas episode? I sadly never got into Brooklyn Nine-Nine :(((

what’s your favourite holiday/winter fics tropé? I think Snowed in alone together is a nice one, so long as no one creates angst there >.>

playing in the snow or drinking hot cocoa by the fire? Drinking Hot Cocoa by the fire! I have a fireplace in the den and whenever I can, I like to sit by it and just vibe.

who do you relate to the most, the Grinch or Buddy the Elf? Buddy the Elf, but make me go to the mall and the Grinch shall appear. I get all my shopping done in October.

knitted sweater or knitted scarf? Knitted Sweater! I can't do scarfs too much because i end up getting bugged by them, but I love sweaters!

what’s your favourite Holiday song? "My Grown Up Christmas Wish" sung by Kelly Clarkson. Always manages to make me cry but I do love it.

fairy lights or neon signs? Fairy Lights.

do you have any particular Holiday tradition in your family? Mostly that midnight one I mentioned in the earlier questions. Oh! And my Maternal Grandmother has an old baby Jesus doll from Mexico (actually 2, but we use the bigger one). We place the doll (made out of clay or ceramic i think, but I can't recall, it's painted over) gently on a blanket, lift it up, and we sing him to sleep as we gently rock the blanket back and forth. Once he's "rocked to sleep" each of us will kiss his forehead to wish him a good night, before he's placed in the 'manger'.

hot cocoa or hot cider? Hot Cocoa!

Michael Bublé or Mariah Carrey? Imma have to go with Michael, I'm happy Mariah got her bag but c'MON, It's too much by now.

do you celebrate Christmas? I do! I'm no longer a practicing Catholic and honor more Yuletide events instead, but I love to celebrate Christmas too, it's what i've known for a long time.

snowed in with your crush: yay or nay? Yay, but I currently don't have any haha, wish me luck in the wilds that are dating apps!

Christmas rom-coms or Christmas children movies? Christmas Children Movies, Rom-coms can be over done and too cheesy for my tastes, and I have a couple Xmas hallmark movies I like.

you’ve been visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas future. What did you find out? I found out that I can't allow my fear of the unknown to hold me back, it's sadly a truth i learned late in life. But I am learning.

spending Christmas with the whole family or just with your so? (hint: it can be your pet) With my family, again, not dating ATM, but I am getting some cute catches.

what’s the first thing that pops into your mind when you think about Christmas? The scent of pine. I love that smell and can get VERY addicted to wearing all those candles to nubs just to enjoy it.

Gingerbread or cookies? Gingerbread, they can have a bit of a bite to them and that's honestly very appealing to me. I can't handle too much sweet.

what’s a good book to read during the holidays? Whatever you like, honestly! I'm looking up my old Jr. High books from almost (oooof) fifteen years ago! I really loved "The Goblin Wood" though! It's by Hilari Bell.

Skiing or Ice-skating? Neither, my ass is not balanced enough to not eat snow/ice. I WILL break something.

where and would you spend the winter ideally? Ideally it would be in the UK, honestly, I'm planning go next year! But only for the beginning of December. I can't imagine a Christmas without my family, no matter how chaotic and loud we all get. (I'll have to answer the rest after I post this!)

[gaybitchfx]

Character(s): Eremite Daythunder

Type of reader: M!Reader

Category: Nsfw 😗✨

Warning(s): cuffing, table fucking, rough sex & crossdressing

Edited: ❌

Note: He’s just really hot okay? And ion know if that's his actual name but imma use it anyways

Eremite exhaled as he opened the front door and placed his weapon down.

"I'm home, Y/n." Eremite said as he made his way to the dining room only to see your head poke out from around the corner stopping him in his tracks.

"Welcome back!" You exclaimed with a smile. "What are you doing?" He questioned, raising a brow under his eye mask.

"Nothinggg..." You trailed off and looked off to the side. "Y/n.." "Fineee." You huffed and moved away from the wall that was hiding the rest of your body.

You were currently wearing a dress that was a little too short and some socks that reached up to your knees. Eremite was beyond speechless as his eyes scanned each and every part of your body.

"Happy?" You mumbled, embarrassed and probably rethinking your choices with putting this on. "Very actually." He muttered and approached you.

"You are?" You asked before a small squeak left your mouth as you felt his hands on your hips before bringing you a bit closer. "Just seeing you like this really turns me on.." He whispered making your face heat up quickly.

Eremite looked around for 2 seconds before lifting you up making you instantly wrap your legs around his waist.

He walked over to the table that was nearby and moved anything that was in the way and sat you down on it. "You stay right there, I'll be right back." Eremite said and left the dining room. "Hm, alright." You said and waited for him. Eventually, he came back, but he wasn't empty handed.

He had handcuffs in his hand. "What're you gonna do with those?" You asked him and tilted your head confused. "You'll see... Turn around for me please." Eremite instructed you and you got up and did just that.

He took both of your hands and put them behind your back before using the handcuffs to keep them there. "Oh?" You hummed and looked back at him with a small smirk. "I didn't know you were into this kind of thing." Eremite exhaled through his nose and before you knew it your upper half was slammed onto the table making a surprised grunt leave your mouth.

"No underwear either? How naughty.." Eremite chuckled sending a wave of embarrassment. He felt around your plump ass and gave it a couple squeezes and in response you groaned only for that to turn into a surprised moan when you felt a finger rub up against your hole.

"Such a cute hole." Eremite admitted before plunging his finger inside making you move forward a little bit. He slowly moved his finger around before adding another stretching you out a little bit more making a whine leave your mouth.

Eremite moved his fingers in a scissoring motion and he would thrust and curl them already making your legs shake a bit.

You digged your nails into the palms of your hands, breathy moans being caused by each thrust of his fingers until a third was added, then a fourth making your whole feel slightly full. Once he finished preparing your hole he took his fingers out causing a moan to come from you.

He watched as it clenched onto nothing but air making you seem even more desperate to take in his cock. But he too was already impatient and couldn't wait another second to fill you.

You heard the sound of a belt coming undone before the soft sound of pants touched the ground and some shuffling. You turned your head a little to see Eremite barely clothed and stroking his hard on that was leaking pre-cum and looked as if it was ready to burst any moment now.

Tauntingly you moved your ass up against his cock sending a shiver down his spine. "C'mon... Whatcha waiting for?~" You teased till he finally took a hold of your waist stopping you from rubbing against him.

"You're so impatient." Eremite stated earning a soft giggle. "As if you're even near patient." You giggled until you felt the head of Eremite's cock poke and prod at your hole. Before you knew it, he had slammed into you making your mouth open wide as a moan like scream left your mouth.

Eremite continued his hard and impatient thrust sending you over the edge...literally. Everytime you'd move upwards to the point your feet weren't touching the ground he'd grab the chains of the handcuffs and bring you back towards him, each time he'd get deeper and deeper.

Your moans and gasp were slightly muffled from your face mashing with the table. "You're taking me in so well, Y/n. Good boy~" Eremite praised and with that you came hard with a whiney moan. "You like it when I call you a good boy, yes?" Eremite asked as you nodded.

"Use your words." He order making you whine as his thrust became slower. "Y-...Yes! I'm your..mmn~...good boy!~ Please fuck me!" You cried out, looking behind you with tear filled eyes and a fucked out expression.

He complied with your wish, repositioning himself he quickened his pace making the sound of skin slapping louder along with his balls slapping against your ass.

Along with your moans that increased in pitch making you seem as if you were in heat. The table made a loud bang sound everytime it would hit the wall, good thing you two didn't have neighbors. You bit down hard on your bottom lip once you came again, your body shaking from the sudden orgasm.

Eremite leaned on you your back a little as he traveled one of his hands to your cock that was once again hard and smeared any of the previous cum on the head sending you into pure bliss. If it wasn't for him being so close, you would have surely been on the ground due to your legs giving out.

Eremite kissed your exposed shoulder and cheek that was wet from tears.

His grunting more audible this time from how close he was along with a slight moan. You were clenching hard around his cock making it hard for him to last any longer.

Eremite bit down on your shoulder before doing one last thrust and bottoming out and finally releasing his seed inside you. His thrust became softer and slower before finally halting. Small moans and whines were coming from you due to the aftershocks of getting fucked to your limit.

"You alright?" Eremite whisper as he moved some of the hair that stuck to your face.

"Yeah.." You breathed out and gave his lips a quick kiss. Eremite eventually pulled out making you groan due to the cold air blowing at your hole and his seed leaking out of you little by little.

"My my~ I did a really good job this time." Eremite chuckled after seeing how puffy your hole was. "Shuddup..!" You huffed as he took off the handcuffs. You stood up only to quickly grab onto him, nearly falling.

"Oho~ Looks like I'll have to carry you for awhile as well~" He teased making you groan.

[sinshinsin]

Who will definitely dominate you?

From the most—to the last.

[Ayo kids, this is an NSFW content. Comeback when you have your own driving license or at least can pay for your grocery]

Fandom !? Bungou Stray Dogs (male) (might do this again for female) x gn! Reader

Warning !? Smut, Dom/sub thingy, so many seggs, ah also a rough one, mention of bondage, hickey, marking, m*ri (not really hate him but censoring his name feels funny), tentacles thingy, degrading, manga spoiler lol

A/N: not all of them, just some character that I'm familiar with lmao (also this is only my opinion, you may disagree with this and it's okay)

Most likely—

The idea of being a sub is not a favorite thing in bed for Kunikida. He can't simply lying then watching you teasing him by stroking his cock slowly and hearing you whispering that he's a good one. No, he's not totally against the idea, but if there's another choice than being a sub, then that's it.

Mori has the power in bed, that is the simplest form I could tell you. He will dress you in expensive clothes then fucking the shit out of you with those. And oh, don't make me started with the doctor-nurses or the doctor-patient roleplay one.

If pleasuring you is a major in a university, Fyodor would be the professor (not me wheezing when writing this sentence-). He knows everything about pleasuring you in bed. Including which part shall his rope should ties in a knot to prevent you from moving to much (my english is on life support pls help)

In between—

This mummy-like-whore man, Dazai, can be on the most likely tier. But he's the most willing to be a sub other than those three. He can make you screaming, crying his name then moaning or being the passive one and giving you the dominant power, so he would be a switch.

Oh dear, Ango is right on the boundaries of will dominate you or not. No matter which dynamic side is he, he would definitely leave mark on any part of your body once you're finished. The mark has a meaning itself, it means you're his.

Nikolai is the masochistic person. He's not against the idea of being on the top or controlling everything, it's just he enjoys the feeling of you edging him before he's releasing more than tying you up or being the one edging you. But once again, there may have a chance of him being a Dom.

Small chances—

Being an inexperienced man he is, Atsushi clearly didn't really understand how to be a Dom. You may have to guide him making you being the one who dominate. But for sure, Atsushi want to dominate you at least once.

He's surely shy, and Poe may also bring the same character on bed. He's just so cute when he's stuttering if you overstimulating him! So it is not your fault when you accidentally being the one who's at the top, making him saying incoherent words and whines right?

Akutagawa had a weak body, we know it. So it's a hard time when he's trying to dominate you in bed, making you being the one who's at the top place. Don't get me wrong, there's one time when he's go crazy on you.

no comment, I'm confused!—

Our president, Fukuzawa, he's a stranger to something like sex. Sure he may or may not have done it in the past. But not with the loving one.

Lovecraft is too sleepy sometimes when you want to do it. So he'll just use his tentacles and overstimulating you with it. Or if he had more energy, he will lazily degrading you about how naughty you are.

Woah, w O a h. Tachihara had a short temper, so you rarely doing sex with him. But there's time when his short temper just went, "fuck it imma go crazy owa owa." Then there you are, ass up and face down on the pillow. (He can went slower or more gentle if you ask him thooo)

Sometimes, Sigma is too busy organizing casino. But still! You both had an intimate time. (There's one time he's eager and fucking you at the toilet)

[travelling-on-the-octopath]

Imma be bold and say that Hopes did the thing that, if 3H would've done, would've made Claude a very boring/predictable character, and that's make him more like The Gard.

Cuz like, when I first played 3H? I thought for sure that Claude was gonna be a genuinely shady and villainous guy - it's part of why I chose him for my first route! I wanted to play a route that had me Being Naughty, and Claude seemed like he was gonna do that in a fun cheeky way. But seeing the distrustful, sneaky, charismatic schemer end up being more like Dimitri in his moral standing and dreams than The Gard, but in a way that still was very distinctly Claude and very unique to his character? And seeing him be a genuinely Good Dude who honest-to-god wanted the best for everyone and tried to achieve that best for everyone, even with all the shit he went through and the environments he was raised in?

That's so much more interesting! Seeing a character hold such a strong sense of self and having so much confidence to be able to hold on to their morals and ideals and then successfully achieve his dreams while playing nice(r)? Where he dips and curves in his methods but never drops? Seeing him bond more with the person who seems to be his opposite than the person who seems to be similar or at least, more readily compatible? That made Claude such an interesting character to explore, and so much better than the typical cheeky villain I initially thought of him as.

But now? Nah - what you see is what you get. The player is told that Claude is completely untrustworthy: Claude is completely untrustworthy. Claude is said to be similar to The Gard: Claude basically is The Gard. No interesting spin, no deeper meaning to his character or his actions. Where before much of his schemer persona was simply a mask to hide the more vulnerable pars of himself, now it's just Who He Is, Completely And Utterly. He doesn't even give a unique spin on being similar to The Gard, like him being similar to Dimitri but still being very clearly different from Dimitri; he's literally The Gard in the entire second half of his own route and a good chunk of SB, down to the letter, with nothing really distinguishing about himself that separates him from The Gard character wise. And that just makes him... really really redundant, predictable, and boring :/

sorry for Yet Another Rant About Hopes!Claude but oh my GOD it's like the more this sits in my brain the more reasons to hate it I find 😭

Don't be sorry ldgjdflgj This is a game that makes you Feel Things whether you want to or not, good or bad.

But you're right! It's disappointingly one-note that Claude is everything people have made him out to be, because the whole intrigue of his character was that he wasn't everything that met the eye. That's his whole thing. The intrigue was in the turn-around--that he strikes the sweet spot between being a good guy who wants good things and being the sort of person to use what's at his fingertips with the creativity/resourcefulness needed to make those good things happen. While it's not bad to make characters predictable (quality lies in construction, not wow factor) it's the fact that everyone continued to go on about how no one knew what was going on in Claude's head and I'm like . . . are you sure? You couldn't . . . You know you couldn't even make a complete shot in the dark? You'd probably be right, let's face it.

And that's a shame! It really is. Claude was never meant to be like either one of the lords, but here we are, with this copy of Her Majesty. Goddamn.

As a more positive statement, though: Claude maintains his enjoyability in Houses even when you know all his secrets; that's the sign of a good character. So props to Houses Claude. Why? For existing. That's all it takes at this point.

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Agents of SHIELD S3E21-S3E22 reaction

I'm nervous. Two more episodes until finale and I'm not ready for anyone to die

I mean it's pretty obvious that the team will stop Hive from turning millions of people into those primitive creatures but...

At what expense?

Agents of SHIELD S3E21

-Poor Daisy. Her nightmare is so full of guilt

-Simmons is so formal with Daisy and uggghhh I hate this

-I hope someone comforts her later cause it's not her fault that some warm is digging a hole in her head

-holy fuck shield planes can fly in the water now? cool

-yoyo calling Mack turtle speed is so cute lmao

-Welp Daisy hates herself so much she's comparing herself with Ward now

-As far as self-hatred goes, that's a new low

-like she literally has a warm digging into her head to make her do things that she deeply regrets and Ward has nobody controlling his actions especially after Garret died.

-I mean it is very in character for Daisy to hate herself and what she did but still somebody needs to go in there and hug her like NOW

-I know Daisy is in pain but I love this conversation between Daisy and Coulson

-The only thing that's missing is for him to hug Daisy lol

-Gotta admit this move of using the memory machine on Hive is pretty genius

-I don't really buy that they caught Hive

-There is still an episode and a half until finale is over soooo

-Not gonna relax until this season's over

-I don't understand Lincoln's thought process. Why does he feel like he suddenly can't be with Daisy and that he needs to quit shield

-OMFG Mack got so much more lovable this season

-"You're my partner" "and I forgive you"

-My girl really needed to hear that awwww The way Mack hugs Daisy got me so emotional

-It's so adorable. Daisy's head is smaller than Mack's biceps lol

-Chloe Bennet is such a good actress in this episode (Yes I finally memorized her name lol)

-lmao the way Fitz's mind went to the naughty side and Simmons just so excitedly said "Snorkelling" this shit is gold

-Welp FitzSimmons booking a trip together and Fitz picking up the cross in Daisy's vision and Fitz wearing that shield jacket

-That better not be a foreshadowing of Fitz's death

-I love this conversation between Mack and Daisy soo much. Mack is such a good partner

-see I was right in not relaxing until the finale is over...Hive spent like 20 minutes in the gel matrix and he got an express delivery to the super-secret shield base

-of course Daisy can hack the prison module lol she's that good

-But she still looks shaky is she gonna be able to fight Hive

-oh nooooo

-I swear to god if Hive sways Daisy again Imma throw hands

- I'm SO glad I don't need to wait a week to see what happens next. Daisy girl just snap out of it!!!!

Agents of SHIELD S3E22

-omg this scene of Daisy screaming in pain and this fight between Daisy and Hive

-legendary

-I got so satisfied seeing Daisy stab Ward over and over

-But there is no way for her to win, not really. Not when Hive is basically invulnerable.

-She stabbed him over and over AND she basically broke his spine using her power and he still was not even fazed

-I wonder what could they possibly do to stop him

-The way yoyo took a bullet for Mack: That's true love right there

-I got so emotional over this conversation between May and Daisy. "Your power did not make you an agent, I did"

-May is such a good mom lol

-OH NO Fitz just gave the jacket and the necklace to Daisy?

-I swear to god if Daisy dies Imma never get over it

-Octopus man looks kinda silly lol Hive looks much more like a villain when he's got Ward's face

-Lincoln is probably the only one in shield who figured out why Daisy really went to find Hive. He's the only person who was an addict.

-Why is Daisy sooo pretty even when she's crying

-But I will riot if Daisy really is dead

-Mack's shotgun axe!! so badass

-Daisy you better not do anything stupid and die omfg

-oh no oh no oh no oh Lincoln

-Lincoln can't die right??? Can't they save him somehow??

-He said "The girl I love"

-Lincoln's last sentence to Daisy wasn't even complete and he didn't even get to say I love you to Daisy

-Oh man, I really loved Lincoln

-The way Daisy begged Coulson to help her omg poor girl my heart breaks for her

-Poor Daisy. the two men she's ever fallen in love with in this show just blew up in space together that's so messed up

-I think I'm falling in love with Chloe Bennet. she's phenomenal

-The way Daisy cries aww man can't she just have an easier time? she's been through enough

-wtf why is shield hunting Daisy now? especially Coulson?

-Did she just fly????? That's sooo badass omfg

-And Coulson is not the director anymore? wtf?

[fandomfluffandfuck]

That Ari + soft seb gif was 😵‍💫🥴🥵 he’d pull his baby onto his lap and say “suck on my fingers baby boy, I’m gonna explain all the things I’m gonna do to you this weekend and you’re gonna give me feedback okay… That’s good baby, suck on em good, gonna open you up real sweet, massage you real good, let you cum as many times as you want, kay… Let’s get you comfortable and loose honey, want you fallin asleep on me in the shower by the time we’re done”

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Oof, oof yeah.

He'd have his lips pressed right to his ear, voice low and so unbearably sensual that it makes Bucky want to crawl out of his skin. "How's my baby doin' tonight? Feelin' a little naughty, maybe? I saw how you were lookin' at me earlier. Oh, I know, baby, got jus' one thing on the mind, huh?"

Bucky gets goosebumps all over. Squirmy and hot for him already. His breath hitches in his throat, heart starting to pound. Especially when Steve's fingers would start inching up his arm, getting to his shoulder, walking over his collar bone, and then splaying his hand, palm down, over his throat. His other hand stays secure around his waist, anchoring him to his lap. Beard scratching against his cheek and jaw and ear while his fingers uncollar his throat, moving to his lips, sighing when Bucky opens them so easily.

"Thats it, hon. Suck on my fingers baby boy. I Know you want to. Jus' let it happen."

Flushed, Bucky lavs his tongue over the thick intrusion of three of Steve's fingers. Filling his mouth satisfyingly.

"You just sit with me and keep my fingers in your mouth, okay?"

Bucky hums hazily.

"Right. Yeah, just like that baby. ’M gonna explain all the things I’m gonna do to you this weekend and you’re gonna give me feedback, right?" Bucky hums around his fingers, saving his words for later. When it gets inevitably harder to speak. "That’s good, baby. Thank you for answerin', but just keep sucking good for a little. You can gimme your thoughts when I'm done."

Bucky swallows around his fingers, mouth flooding with drool in trained response. Under him, he can feel Steve beginning to fill in his pants. Getting hard for him. Because of him.

"First," he rumbles, "'m gonna open you up real sweet, massage you real good, let you cum as many times as you want, kay?"

Bucky cannot help, at all, but make an embarrassing sounds, muffled by his fingers. Still filling his mouth.

"We'll be getting you comfortable and loose honey, cumming until you forget which way is up and which way is down. Tuckered out from all the good feelings you're getting, right?" Bucky shudders in his lap. Steve is hard under him. He's hard in his own jeans too. "I want you fallin' asleep on me in the shower by the time we’re done.”

"Mmm-hmm" Bucky hums desperately when he doesn't continue. Waiting for an answer apparently.

"Glad you agree, darlin'. Second though. Second imma stick a plug in you in the shower, sweet thing. No worries though, 'm not gonna expect you to cum with it. Jus' gonna stuff you full so when you wake up you can wake up and take what you need. Not muss, no fuss, 'kay?"

He whimpers again. It sounds more than damn Okay.

"Yeah. Yeah... then, after I wake up, you in my arms. Then I'm gonna fuck you, just like I know you'll need. I'm gonna fuck you like that all day. Loadin' you up whenever one of us feels like going again. Not giving your sweet lil hole a break until you're wandering the house - naked, 'course - on shaking legs. Whining; making those cute noises I love. Clinging to every surface you walk past so you don't fall because, yeah, you've been fucked good but... also. Well... if the plug vibrates and I forgot to tell you but also forgot to turn it off after I thumb it on on accident... that's alright with you, ain't it, baby? That sound like a good weekend to you?" Steve finishes with a question and by pulling his fingers away.

Involuntarily, Bucky chases his fingers (mouth strangely empty and yearning without those fingers), whimpering. Needing them back. Needing something with all of these filthy ideas flying through his head. Unrestrained pleasure, orgasm after orgasm until its torture. Having something filling him all of the time. Vibrating. Pleasing him until he can't walk. Can't see straight.

Steve clears his throat, expecting an answer.

Bucky melts back into his chest, both of his hands on one of Steve's wrists, trying to get his fingers back still. Even as he pathetically begs, "please-"

Steve plunges his fingers into his mouth, petting and pressing down on his tongue as he chuckles, "that's jus' what I thought you'd say, baby boy."

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"Skeppy will probably cry" "Bad will probably cry". Bish, screw, that I am crying!!!

This whole thing was bloody gorgeous and I wasn't expecting that ending. I had no clue what ending to expect but that was definitely better than any I could have hoped for. Forest spirit to soulmate your honour!

I was terrified that you were gonna leave it at the point where he loses the spirit and becomes mortal again. If you had I would be actively sobbing!!!! And oh my god, the art!!! I still can't get over how wonderful your style is.

Imma ask fun things because if I don't I'll sit in a puddle of emotion all night:

What's the first tech thing Bad will buy and how annoying will he be about it? Poor Skeppy trying to answer 101 questions about something he doesn't really use XD.

Is no one concerned that the odd couple from a town they never name has a pet wolf??

Do they immediately go over to a different town or do they wander for a while. Find hidden creeks and befriend bears?

Does Bad still have a connection to nature and animals, like are creatures naturally more trusting of him?

Do they ever visit the og town again?

Does Skeppy still cause absolute chaos in other towns or has he learnt his lesson and only causes minor trouble now?

Does Bad ever try and study again? If he did what would he study and would Skeppy try to study as well?

Does Skeppy steal? I dunno, he just give off the vibe of a naughty lil trickster who'll pocket something if the owner refuses to sell it him.

Immediately after leaving the forest what the first 'argument' they have (not including the car one)?

Would they ever ride horse? If yes, how terrified would Skeppy be?

Skeppy falls outta tree. I don't know why but my mind keeps telling me that this man has great balance until he climbs trees. They are his mortal enemy and Bad finds this both hilarious and terrifying because he is going to hurt himself.

I had waaaaay more questions than I intended to have. My bad '^_^ but this story was way too much fun to read and you are entirely to blame for making it so engaging!

Make sure to take care of yourself and do stretches after and during drawing. You don't wanna hurt yourself <3

AaaaI’m so glad you liked it! :D And, dang, man, I cried while writing that part too :D

And I promised a nice ending for the main story, I did, and this one also makes the most sense narratively! For the story I wanted to tell, at least. Bad can’t really become human again, he’s changed to much. He can only move on, and do something with what he is, and has. And he did! :D That’s really nice and inspiring, this story will always have a place in my heart, heheh <3

Being a guardian spirit connected to a person and all, Bad may be not as strong as before, but he can’t die unless Skeppy dies first. And Skeppy can do that, but he’s pretty sturdy, and his lifespan operates on a whole other scale than human ones. And Bad knowing Skeppy’s real name balances it all out, makes them equal in the power and influence they have over each other.

So hellyeah, soulmates for the win :DDD

I’ll answer all questions under the cut, and this close up from one of the pages!

1) What's the first tech thing Bad will buy and how annoying will he be about it?

Probably a pager! Because it’s a more feasible thing to get than a wholeass computer Bad actually wanted :D An it means Skeppy will have to get one too, and that Bad will be having the time of his life texting him and everyone he can get a number from, even if they’re still in the room with him.

Poor Skeppy indeed, he can learn to appreciate the pagers, and later phones, too, and computers, but he really has 0 idea on how it all works and why Bad is so fascinated by it all.

2) Rat and regular people

Oh, she can shapeshift, just like Bad! If they’re out with people around, she takes form of a puppy, and Bad can pass her off as a weird mix breed rescue doggo.

3) Do they immediately go over to a different town or do they wander for a while?

Oh, since they have no end destination in mind, they can ride around for a bit, go visit some cool places and roadside attractions. Sadly, Skeppy is probably not spiritually or morally ready to full on befriend wild bears yet, and they do need money for gas and snacks. So, at some point they will have to stop somewhere and find work – at least for a bit, to save up. Life’s gonna be a bit complicated with all that, until Skeppy figures out his treasure-finding abilities :DD

4) Bad and nature and animals

He is definitely still in tune with all wildlife! Even more – Bad could become a proper guardian spirit for Skeppy in part because, in a way, Skeppy himself is part of the nature.

So yeah, Bad can understand animals (and plants) and communicate with them; they’re just more free to not take his shit, and Bad’s emotions do not “possess” them unless he makes an effort to do so.

He doesn’t like doing it, tho.

5) Do they ever visit the og town again?

Hm, I think they will completely forget about it for a while, until, like, 30+ years later they will be going somewhere, and find themselves around those parts. And they try to not appear too often in the areas they’ve spent a lot of time in already (they can be pretty recognizable, and also barely show signs of aging). But it’s been a long time, and the town’s really different now… So they make a stop, and spend a day there. They walk the unfamiliar streets between the new buildings, check out the popular hiking trail, the advertisements for hot springs and winter activities. The old cinema is still there, and is hosting an all-night marathon of classic horror movies of the last century.

Bad and Skeppy leave the town after sunset – the day was nice, but they have nothing more to do there. They ride through the forest on a well paved road, with radio playing something barely above the whisper. And in the dark of hot summer night, Bad can see the white stag running between the trees alongside their car. Shadows dance over the shimmering light of it’s fur.

Somewhere after the towns border, the stag disappears back in the forest. But the air in the car stays light and fresh, saving the smell of old pines and dry leaves all though the night.

6) Skeppy and chaos

Well, after the whole mess in the main story, Skeppy definitely learned some lessons, especially about not being a dick :D

But the thing is – he can’t really help the fact that things tend to stir up around him a lot. He naturally brings in chaos into everything, because he is, in part, a personification, or an outlet for it in the world. And so, to feel, well and good, and himself Skeppy gotta do stuff that disrupts balance, and creates some mayhem. And in gave him a lot of trouble in early life, but in the course of the main story he learned that he can chose were he lets that chaos to take hold, learned what can come of that chaos, apart from utter misery.

Like, where it can help dismantle something destructive, and where – bring in the more positive change, that was already brewing, possible, but is stagnant for some reason.

Soooo, I can’t say Skeppy causes only minor chaos in his life, but he sure learns even more about not being a dick :DDDD

7) The studying

I think Bad will want to get a higher education at some point, because he wanted to, and because it’s already new millennia and all that. Bet he’ll go for something very technical and/or literature. Maybe he’ll start by piking up some classes in small time colleges, when they stop in one place for a while, and later get into an online program, because why not.

Skeppy is not a college guy at all. He’ll listen to Bad talk about it, read textbooks if he wants to, can research stuff, buuut going to classes and doing homework is definitely not his thing.

8) Stealing

Well, you’re right, Skeppy can and will steal stuff out of spite! And will be scolded by Bad for it, and will not feel (that) sorry about it. But real stealer between them will be Bad himself :D

It’s just… he has the corvid tendencies, and a hoard (a box) of sentimental mementos from different people and events, and the thrill of stealing something small and harmless is very exciting. Bad is very proud of his little collection. Skeppy finds it very adorable, a bit hypocritical, and kinda creepy. Like, that pretty box he gifted Bad at some point is now full of stuff like:

- pressed flower from the clearing they had a picnic at on their anniversary

- the button the waitress lost that one day the storm caused a black out in the whole town

- some small animal bones

- couple pretty rocks Bad stole from Skeppy’s pockets

- penny that was once glued to the ground

- a handful of teeth people (and not people) lost in fights with Bad

- pen from some fancy hotel

- rainbow dash keychain that belonged to a child

- the list goes on

9) Argument

Oh, that same day they’ll fight over whether they should stay at the really crappy and suspicious looking motel, or go sleep in a perfectly fine forest near the road. Ironically, Bad wanted to try out the motel (because, yay, first time spending the night back in civilization), and Skeppy was the one insisting on sleeping in nature (because the motel looks like it could give you 10 diseases if you even stand near it, and sleeping in the forest is kind of nice, and means they can cuddle).

10) Horses

The guys will probably ride them at some point. Well, Bad will ride, and Skeppy will sit on his horse and hope it knows what to do and where to go, because trying to make this giant thing do something seems dangerous. If they’ll have to actually go somewhere fast, Skeppy will not survive that day, his butt (and legs) will be dead for days to come.

And riding with Bad on one horse may sound romantic and nice, but all romance dies when the gallop starts.

F.

11) Skeppy and climbing

Skeppy is more down to earth kind of guy, more of a “rocks and caves” kind of creature, real-life lizard person or something. Up on the trees and in the air – not really his element, yeah. But it doesn’t mean that Skeppy will accept this fact easy. The embarrassment of never managing to safely make it down a tree is too strong, he just has to do it all over again, and again. And again. Because, clearly, he was distracted this time. And the time before that Bad was teasing him, and it “disrupted his flow”. And, really, maybe these trees here just do not like Skeppy much, and make him slip a lot. Yeah.

So, more often than not, if Skeppy climbs a tree, he will not stop climbing it until he falls, or the tree ends. Bad had to take him off high branches couple times, forcefully, because, of course, Skeppy was sitting there for 2 hours just to properly enjoy the sunset. He can climb down at any point, he just Choses not to. The view is amazing. The bark is literally part of his skin now, not because he holds on tight, no, he’s just Than Much one with the nature )<

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Don’t apologize for the questions! It’s always so fun to answer them, and it makes me think more about stuff I may have skipped, or didn’t think about before. It’s really nice :3c

Again, thank you for the ask, and for being here for this story! <3

(And I’ll try setting timers for rest breaks while I draw, mb that will help)

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In The Dark - masterpost

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

HELP- why is starquake such an addicting ship?! Help- immushnowimagonnerimsosorry- what have you and your friend the power to make such a good ship. Ohmygodmyautisimisgoingtogotintoharddrivebecauseofthesetwonowthanks!

Oh??? You like Starquake content so much??? Then imma GIVE you Starquake content, bitch.

"Starscream. Starscream."

Starscream forced himself to wake up, despite the pillow tempting him to sleep. He looked around in the darkness for a moment, before he saw those optics. Skyquake. He leaned over to turn on the light, before leaning back into his berth, sighing.

"Skyquake. I don't recall asking you for a slumber party. And you're a little too close for HIM, aren't you?"

Dreading had caught them kissing, and that was more than enough for him to act. As in, call Starscream a whore, and separate them. Skyquake wasn't a weak willed man, but Dreadwing was just always a force he couldn't go against. Starscream knew in some overprotective way, it meant he cared, but PRIMUS it was annoying. Being sent off as if he was a sparkling on timeout. It was why it surprised Starscream, seeing him here.

"Look, I'm sorry that happened. He's STILL not used to us just yet. I mean you DID try to kill me once-"

"Oh Primus sake, you two will never shut up about that!"

He huffed, folding his arms across his chest and avoiding his gaze. He was tempted to tell him to get lost, go coddle his brother or whatever, when Skyquake rested his chin on his stomach.

"Please. Let me make it up to you. I'll tell Dreadwing he needs to stop hovering so much. I'm a grown mech, I'm entitled to have the things I want. And I want YOU."

Starscream refused to look at him. He didn't want to listen to these stupid promises. That was when he felt Skyquake's lips at his metal. Starscream raised a brow, looking at him.

"What are you doing?..."

"That thing you like. Please, let me say sorry properly."

Starscream hummed in thought as he watched Skyquake hold onto his hips, and let his lips trail down, slowly. Oh he knew he was absolutely weak for what he was planning to do. Starscream sighed, rolling his optics obviously.

"I SUPPOSE...I too, could be a bit more patient with your twin. Ugly as he is."

"We're identical twins?"

"You're ugly too, you just have a nice mouth."

Skyquake snorted, before smooching at his valve panel. He looked up at him as he opened his panel, letting his lips just BARELY graze against those folds.

"Must be quite the mouth, if it convinces you to stay with me."

Starscream snickered, pushing his stupid helm back a bit. Skyquake kissed his palm, almost sweetly, before grinning up at him.

"You know, my brother thinks I'm in my own berth still."

Starscream hooked his claw under his chin, getting that big, stupid, loving gaze from him that he loved so much.

"Oh, sneaking out, just to see me? You're a naughty mech, aren't you?"

"Only because I know you like it, my sugar star~"

"Ugh, I HATE that name. Just eat me out."

Starscream felt himself avert his gaze and bury his blushing cheeks in his hand. So he liked the name, just a LITTLE bit. Skyquake tried not to look too smug as he dragged his glossa up his valve. It was a slow, careful lick, one that made Starscream arch his back, ball up his fists, and bite his bottom lip. Oh this mech had such a big, fat glossa, it was like a whole new spike was tempting him. Skyquake met his optics past his legs, and shot him a wink.

"I'm gonna make sure the stars above hear you cry for me~"

Then he finally got to the goddamn point. He grabbed onto his pretty thighs, and started to drag his tongue up and down his valve. It was slow, threatening to push fully into him. Starscream let himself enjoy it, tossing his helm back as Skyquake noisily helped himself.

"Oh...it's been so long since that mouth has given me what I wanted. And I was JUST thinking why I bother keeping you around-!"

He gasped when he sucked at one of his lips, tugging at it before letting it go. Starscream lightly smacked his helm, wings perked in a huffy manner.

"Oh you CHEEKY fragger! I was in the middle of telling you how useless you are!"

It was his favorite activity, halted by his snarky, talented mouth. It got even worse when Skyquake truly got into it, lightly shaking his helm to brush past his folds and dig his big, wide glossa into him.

"Oh...slag. That's something else I liked about you. You're stupid. But you're so...big~"

Maybe it was the excitement of knowing he was going behind his brother's back for this. Maybe it was those optics or that smirk he was somehow still carrying. Either way, Starscream was an absolute mess, moaning and feeling up his own frame as he leaked all over poor Skyquake's face.

"Oh. Oh right there. Your stupid glossa is brushing up right against that-AH!"

Starscream let out a yelp of surprise as Skyquake lifted him up, claws digging into his aft as he continued to dig in hungrily, moaning into him. But not just any moan. A moan that was deep, rumbly, making his valve quiver underneath him. Starscream knew he was squirming under him like some cheap buymech, but he couldn't help it. He loved that big, low, deep rumble of his, it drove him MAD.

"Thats it, you big, stupid mech. Taste me. Ravage me. Stain that mouth of yours with all my fluids, I want to be EVERYTHING YOU TASTE!"

So he was being loud. So Dreadwing could probably hear this. He didn't care. Not when Skyquake enveloped his little node in his mouth, and sucked. Sucked him as if he was a delicious piece of candy. It was just enough to bring Starscream to his climax, overloading right into his mouth, gripping onto the sheets below him. Skyquake kept sucking, knowing if he stopped now, he'd have an angry little seeker in his hands. It was why he didn't stop, not until those legs went limp in his hands. He pulled away, panting as fluids dripped from his lips, to his big bust.

"Primus, no wonder your brother worries. You're a messy sparkling. Come here."

Starscream forced himself to get a rag from his nightstand, and lean up, wiping his face. Skyquake fussed, chuckling as he did so.

"Come on, knock it off! Screamer!"

"Shhh- you're a terribly messy eater."

When he finally finished, Skyquake smiled at him, absolutely enamored.

"If bots knew you were sweet, they'd take such advantage of you."

"Which is why I'm going to take advantage of YOU. You didn't think we were done, did you?~"

He grabbed Skyquake by his horns, and pulled him on top of him, just as he exclaimed in surprise. Oh he was going to take FULL advantage of his Skyquake.

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Starscream was still awake afterwards. Usually he was. Skyquake was asleep, resting his helm on Starscream's chest. He usually struggled to sleep, so seeing him rest so peacefully was a welcome sight. Starscream was on his data pad, scrolling through the internet, before he looked down at him again. He snapped a picture, and was about to send the picture to Dreadwing, maybe with the message 'he doesn't need you to be grown up, ugly'. But then he thought. He looked at the picture, then back at the real thing. He sighed.

"You owe me. You stupid key lime pie looking aft."

He deleted the message, and changed his wallpaper. It hurt him in his pride, but he supposed for Skyquake, he could deal with it. Just a bit.

[notyetneedcoffee]

Spa Treatment

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Smut

Naughty Date Night Series

 Steve Rogers opened the door to his suite, the unexpected scent of lavender and mint filling his nose. Most of the lights were off, all but the light streaming from the bathroom suite off his bedroom. Nat King Cole crooned over the speakers. He dropped his gym bag by the front door, calling out. “Sweetheart?”

“In the bathroom, Steve!” You answered. “Pour yourself a glass of wine and read the note next to the bottle, then come join me.”

He kicked off his shoes before venturing into the little kitchen. A bottle of merlot breathed on the counter next to a waiting glass. A small slip of paper from the date jar was unfolded beside them. It read, ‘Spoil your sweet with something they would normal never do for themselves’.

Steve poured a glass and took a sip, swirling the rich flavors around in mouth, wondering what you had in mind. The list of things he did not do for himself, according to you, was endless. You could be planning anything. Best to just find out.

A huge bath sheet covered the bed, and a small table waited nearby with its contents hidden by another towel. Steve peeked into the bathroom. A smile spread across his face and warmth bloomed across his chest. You were adorable.

Swaying to the music, you mixed something up in a little bowl. You wore a fluffy white robe. Your hair was piled messily atop your head. No make-up, no fuss, you looked beautiful. Steve sighed, “Hey there, gorgeous.”

“Hey, handsome.” You set down the bowl and pushed up on your toes to kiss him. “Now, stripe and lie down.”

“I like how this is starting.” His brow quirked up.

You chuckled. “Whoa, boy. Just follow orders.”

Steve began to remove his clothes. “Everything?”

“All of it.” You left the room and he pouted at your back. When you returned, with a soft blanket fresh from the dryer he was on his side, head propped on his hand. “On your back, please.”

Steve rolled over and you tucked the warm blanket around him, feet to hips. A long sigh escaped his lips. “What are planning?”

“A little pampering.” You removed the towel from the table. “Close your eyes, babe.” You placed cool pads over his eyes.

“Sweetheart, really, I don’t…”

“No arguing.” You pressed your lips to his forehead. “I promise if you just relax and let me do this, you’ll like it. And then,” you breathed against his ear, “we can both have a happy ending.”

He smiled. “Okay, Sweetheart. Relax. I can do that.”  

Steve inhaled sharply as you began to spread the facial mask over his cheeks. “Oh, cold! What is that?”

“Mud mask. Relax.” You massaged it into his skin, thoroughly covering his forehead, nose, cheeks and chin. “Now, this is going to feel like it’s tightening up as it dries. It’s supposed to.”  Steve hummed. You wiped your hands clean before pouring a clean smelling oil into your hands. You started along the strong trapezius muscles of his shoulders.

Steve groaned, as your thumbs rubbed in deep. You massaged his neck and shoulders. Taking each arm, you paid attention to every inch down to the tips of his fingers. He kept taking deep breathes, long sighs. “Oh, wow, that feels so good.”

With a soft cloth you wiped his face clean before massaging in another face cream. Your fingers released those frown muscles. Smiling to yourself, you marveled at how young he looked when so relaxed.

You slipped out of your robe, and took the bottle of massage oil with you to the other end of the bed, First you uncovered one leg, massaging it with the same slow detailed attention. When you moved to the other leg, you allowed yourself to venture a little higher to his upper thigh.

Steve let out a low moan, but stayed passive and pliant on the bed.

You removed the blanket altogether, rubbing your oil slick hands along his hips but not touching his half hard cock. Pouring another handful of oil, you rubbed your hands together before you touched his chest. Throwing a leg over him, you straddled his hips.

Steve’s hands slid up to your thighs, and his eyes cracked opened as your warm core slipped over his cock. “Shit, Sweetheart.”

“Mmm, no.” You smiled. “Relax.”

Steve’s hands fell back to the bed and he closed his eyes as you rubbed warm hands into his powerful chest. Your body rocked as you worked, and you felt him harden. As your hands moved down his stomach, you were careful to avoid where you knew he was ticklish. He bit his lip when your finger slid between you and wrapped around his girth.

Pumping him slowly, you leaned forward running your tongue along his lower lip. His hand came up to the back of your neck, to pull you in for a slow deep kiss. Steve’s hips rock against you in a lazy rhythm. Your wetness spread over him. You hard nipples slid along his oil covered chest.

With an arch of your back and a tip of your hips, you felt the head of his cock press against your entrance. Steve breathed a plea as you lowered yourself onto him. You moaned into each other’s mouths at the feel.

Rocking slow, you concentrated on feeling all of Steve’s cock slipping nearly all the way out before burying deep again. Every sensation of hot skin slipping along hot skin, the stretch, the strength in his hold, the taste of his kiss, quickly built into a fire.

“So good,” Steve breathed against your neck. He held you close as you rocked on top of him. “You feel so good.”

“Yes.” You panted, running your hands through his hair. Steve’s hands dug into your hips, moving you slow and deep. A coil tightened low and deep. Your cunt clenched. He groaned, kissing you deep again. You lifted your head, just enough to look into his eyes. “Feels amazing.”

“You’re amazing. You’re perfect for me.” Steve’s blue eyes bore into your soul. “So good to me.” His breath washed over your face. “Take me so well.” His hips lifted off the bed, meeting yours in a deep increasing pace. “Love to watch you come apart for me.”

You clutched the bedding beside Steve’s head, feeling tension build. Heat gathered. You couldn’t tear your eyes away from his. The intensity nearly stole your breath. A whine crawled up your throat. Your legs shook.

“Fuck, yes.” Steve’s tongue wet his lip. “Yes, Love, yes.”

A wave crashed over you, heat spread across your body, your limbs tingles and shook. You flooded over Steve and pulled you closer, clinging to desperately, fucking into with deep groans. His hips twitched, he pulled you impossibly close and emptied himself with your walls.

You clung to one another, holding on with both strength and lax muscles. Steve’s lips pressed against your ear. His fingers began to make lazy circles on you hips. When you began to move, he murmured. “Not yet. Stay. Stay just like this for a bit longer.”

Resting your head back down, you lay atop him with your muscles loose and bodies connected. “This is perfect.”

“Mm-hm.” Steve sighed, speaking quietly. “I’ve been thinking.”

“Uh-0h.” You giggled lightly, and Steve hummed at the feeling it sent through his body.

“You know how much I love you.” His lips brushed your ear. It was not a question.

“Yes.” Your face buried into his neck as his arms tightened around you. “I love you, too.”

“So then,” Steve took a deep breath. “If someday I ask you to be my wife, you’d say yes?”

You pushed up to look him in the eye. A dozen responses flew across your mind at once, but you said, “If someday you ask me to be your wife, yeah, I’d say yes.”

A beautiful smile lit his face and his pulled you flush against him again. “Good to know.”

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[saecookie]

WAIT I DID NOT REGISTER THAT HE WAS KISSIN WILLEM DAFOE IN THE FANART?? ok tell me ab ur blorbos in John Wick. The only thing I know is that Keanu Reeves gets mad and kills people over killing his dog or something but I have no idea how they made multiple movies ab that. Hit me

Oh Sunni darling Sunni how i love you. First off, note that when I went on my rb spree after watching the last movie, i looked for Dafoe gifset especially, because I adore his character but also as a nudge nudge will Sunni? Imma rb them again once I've posted this.

Vague spoilers ahead for the basics of each movie.

So basically, John = was the very best of them all assassins, like, bedtime story for baby assassins who've been naughty. retired bc he became a tadam husband to his wife he loves dearly. life is a bitch, wifey dies of illness. john broken. A LITTLE PUPPY DETS DELIVERED TO HIS DOOR! turns out wifey arranged for it knowing he'd need something to keep going on.

As you know, dog gets killed. bad things* ensues. (*bad things = vengeance. but no! i'm not getting out of retirement, just, vengeance.) The movies are hysterically funny to me because they are GOLD at stating that John Wick truly is fucking feared among his peers, everyone is scared shitless when they hear "X killed John's dog, we're fucked" "But we're 56 and he's 1!" "nah we're fucked"

Second film is "oh I heard you're out of retirement turns out you owe me the big one assassin favour the moral code forces you to return" "but i don't want to i was just avenging MY PUPPY" "yes but you have to" it's peak "don't make me do this you're gonna regret it" Also featuring characters I adore, in Gianna d'Antonio and her friend/bodyguard Cassian, that i hc as John "assassin childhood/school friends" because I can.

Third movie is "the one climax from the 2nd movie is the capital assassin offence, no everyone is after you, try to get out of this one" and he does try. it's one big chase featuring yet again people fanboying over John Wick.

Out of the three movies, the first is the most balanced out one, like there is nothing bad to say about this movie it's a fucking banger. The second one's flaw is that it wants to make a second movie so one plot point seems a bit blind to me, but other than that, very funny and OH so pleasing, like there is a not to Enter the Dragon's mirror scene, like a whole fighting scene is in a museum and it's incredible, featuring a deaf character speaking ASL. The third one's flaw is that it's a chase; if you don't mind that it's ok, but it never stops so it's sometimes a bit tiring bc boom boom noises and lights.

The movies are GOLDEN, for who likes me loves action and figth scenes, those are incredibly choregraphed (not surprising from Chad Stahelski aka stuntman, stunt coordinator on Matrix, stunt for Reeves in Matrix, double for Brandon Lee in The Crow 😉).

There are some great characters (i'm getting there), with notably the Receptionist of the Hotel (hotel = big assassin lore point, it's a hotel franchise for assassins, where you pay with assassincoins, and it's "sacred ground" ie = when you're there, no business. everyone is your colleague, it's basically saying PAUSE from the assassin game), but also the barwoman that i adore, the director of the Hotel, Winston, Aurelio the mecanic who's my baby, AND

Marcus (Dafoe). Marcus is a character in the first movie. We don't know much about him (as for basically every character in the franchise : the show don't tell is excellent), beside the fact that he's an old friend/colleague of John. What i'm gonna say next is spoilery for the first movie but I guess you're here for that. We first see him attending from afar John's wifey funeral, and at the end coming to greet warmly John. Then in the first movie, someone puts a contract on John's head, an open one, but the sponsor also asks Marcus personnally bc he's one of the "old" generation, one who survived because he's one of the best. There's an exchange around "no problem killing your old buddy" "for 3M nah" and then he chases John all through the movie. And every time he points his sniper at him, someone is already there to try and kill him, so Marcus either kills the first killer or disturb the scene so that nobody else kills him. Throughout the movie we gather that he's not having an ego trip of "i want it to be ME who kills him" but rather that he accepted because he's a sniper and he just... towers bloody guardian angel John. We don't know why except for the fact that they were old friends, but what transpires is really some warm empathy/compassion/feeling sorry for him and wanting the best for him.

So i guess i just wanted some more content for their friendship but shipping them a way or another in their youth, i'm here for it. comet partners as for my own hc, but to each their own you know. They are so well paired and the movies are just so well directed, i swear, all the characters you can feel that they're not thinly written. THAT'S IT FOR THE BLORBOS and other SCRUNGLOS feel free to ask it's my current brain goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[dialovers-translations]

DIABOLIK LOVERS Do-S Kyuuketsu VERSUS Ⅳ Vol.6 Laito VS Yuma [TRACK 1]

Original title:  真夜中の教室

Source: DIABOLIK LOVERS Do-S Kyuuketsu VERSUS Ⅳ Vol.6 Laito VS Yuma [CD not owned by me]

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Hirakawa Daisuke & Tomohisa Suzuki

Translator’s note: The set up of this drama CD is so much fun! I assume the whole VERSUS IV series are based around these ‘games’ by Kino, but I really like how the characters are trapped inside somewhere and need to complete tasks to make their way out! uwu The whole ‘want to play a game?’ aspect of it reminded me of the SAW series as well, haha. xD

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Track 1: The Classroom at Midnight

*Tick・tockー Tick・ tock*

Yuma: ...Haah. It’s almost the designated time, right?

Laito: It sure is~ Well then...I wonder what will start?

Yuma: Che...You’ve been awfully merry this whole time. Do ya even understand what this sitution means!?

Laito: Of course. The school campus past midnight, after classes have ended. Being summoned at this time of day is questionable (1) in more than one way, isn’t it? Hm~ Say, Bitch-chan~ Why don’t we use this as an opportunity to have some fun? 

You flush red, shaking your head.

Laito: Nfu~ Such a naive response...Even though you’re not totally opposed to the idea yourself.

Yuma: Cut the crap! Ya two received this shit too, right!?

*Flip*

Yuma: Some familiar delivered these letters. It has today’s date, a location and a time written on it. The sender is...Kino. 

Laito: I sure got one. I would have never thought the same letter would have been delivered to you as well though. To you - who is living in Eden in the Demon World. I doubt this is a simple invitation. 

Yuma: Duh! If anything, this is a blackmail letter. Lately Eden has been slowly falling apart. There’s plenty of other parts of the Demon World experiencing problems as well. On top of that, huntin’ down other species has become a common practise as of late. Ughーー!!”

*Flip*

Yuma: ...’If ya do not wish for this tragedy to continue, then comply and participate in my game’. Look at him write that creepy shit...I don’t know who this Kino dude is, but judgin’ by the way he worded that, he knows somethin’ for sure! Imma capture that jerk for sure and reveal his identity! 

Laito: You honestly shouldn’t get so worked up over what happens to the Demon World.

Yuma: My brothers are desperately tryin’ to protect that place. How could I ignore that?

Laito: Brothers, huh? ...Putting that aside, the ones invited were us two, as well as Bitch-chan. Not a line-up you see every day, don’t you think? I wonder what Kino wants to do?

Yuma: Beats me. He won’t even show himself after callin’ us out, the fuck? 

Laito: It could be a mere prank...Or perhaps...

Laito leans in.

Laito: He’s trying to urge us to do naughty things at school at night after all~? Bitch-chan...want to have some threeway fun?

You quickly shake your head. 

Laito: Nfu~ Look at you acting like a saint again. Or are you perhaps pretending to be uncomfortable as a way to entice me? You’re so sly after all~

Yuma: Che...You’ve been gettin’ on my damn nerves this whole time!!

*Rattle rattle*

Yuma: Is this the time to be spoutin’ those ridiculous jokes!? Gettin’ all up in her face like that...It’s fuckin’ disgustin’!

Laito: Oh dear~? I wonder what you’re getting all worked up for? Could you be...jealous~?

Yuma: What didya say!?

*Dingー Dongー Dingー Dongー*

Yuma: ...!? What’s happenin’!?

Laito: This isn’t the bell...indicating the end of classes, right?

*Thud*

Yuma: ...!? A black-out!?

Laito: It isn’t just this classroom either. Seems like the lights went out across the entire school building.

You jump up from your seat.

*Rattle rattle*

Yuma: Ah...! Idiot! Don’t get up! We have night vision, but ya can’t see crap, can ya?

You explain that you can see a little thanks to the moon. 

Yuma: I see. Okay then...But just the moonlight isn’t very reliable. Actually, why is there suddenly a black-out?

Laito: I guess this means we’re jumping straight into the game we’ve been invited to.? 

*Rustle rustle*

Laito: Hm...Hm~? Ah! See? That clock over there. I can tell now because it’s dark, but there’s something lighting up right above the number ‘12’. Seems like there’s surveillance cameras after all. 

You look around.

Laito: One in the drawer for the cleaning tools and on the blackboard as well...I suppose he’s checking up on us like that.

Yuma: Che. Must be nice to get to just watch from afar, huh? ...Oi!! Quit playin’ ‘round and show yerself already! Doin’ all of this stupid crap...!! Ughーー!!

Yuma kicks the blackboard.

*THUD*

*Rattle*

Yuma: ...Oh!?

Laito: Ahーah, why did you kick over the blackboard?

Yuma: ...I-It’s not my fault it fell! ...More importantly, look at this. There’s somethin’ written on the wall.

Laito: You’re right. ‘Assignment 1: One of the Vampires must suck the girl’s blood. You will be prohibited from leaving the classroom until you clear the task.’ ...I wonder if this is set up as a supplementary lesson? In that case, the chime from earlier indicated the start of class. Nfu~ Now this is quite the stimulating lecture. Also, our opponent knows us...That we are Vampires. 

Yuma: Does he really think I’ll play along with his stupid game? I’m gonna go punch that Kino bastard in the face! I’m sure he must be ‘round here somewhere on campus!

Yuma walks towards the door, but gets shocked as soon as he tries to open it.

*BZZZZT*

Yuma: ...Ow!! ...Ugh...

You rush over to him.

Yuma: Ugh...This is nothin’...But what the fuck was that!?

Laito: Could it be...

*BZZZZT*

Laito: ...! Just as I thought...The windows won’t open either. ...No need to worry~ It only tingled a little. But seems like we have been locked in~ By a magic-induced barrier. 

Yuma: A...A magic-induced barrier?

Laito: Mmh~ It’s been set up all around the school. We can’t use our powers while trapped inside. Of course, we can’t escape by breaking the doors or windows either.

Yuma: How do ya know that?

Laito: Hmm~ I can’t put it into words very well, but I have good intuition when it comes to that sorta stuff?

Yuma: Haah!? ...Ah. Could it be thanks to Karlheinz-sama’s powers...!? 

Laito: ...Who knows. 

Yuma: Ya don’t know? Even though ya inherited his powers?

Laito: Fufu...~ I could care less about these powers. I was only forced to accept them after all. 

Yuma: Still, can’t ya use them to get us out of here? Even wreckin’ the whole building wouldn’t be impossible, right?

Laito: I would if I could use them. But I’d rather not get played by someone I don’t even know either. 

Yuma: Che...We’re out of options, huh? Fuck!!

Laito: We don’t know what will happen if we try to force our way out either. ...Which means there’s only one way out, it seems~

Laito turns towards you.

Yuma: Haah...One of us...has to suck her blood, huh?

Yuma glances your way too. 

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

Translation notes

(1) いかがわしい or ‘ikagawashii’ can mean both ‘dubious/suspicious’ or ‘indecent’, both of which seem probable in this case, so I went with more of a vague translation to leave it up to the reader’s personal interpretation.

[hailmegatron113]

MTMTE Crew Avatar Element Headcanons (I wrote this instead of sleeping)

Okay so I recently got the inspiration to make headcanons about the elements the MTMTE crew would bend in the Avatar universe annnd here they are...

Rodimus- Fire. Duh-duh. I mean... what else could I give him.

Magnus- Hmmm. I guess he would be a non-bender or earth-bender. One of those two. But I can’t really see him as a fire, water, or air-bender.

Megatron- Non-bender. Character-wise, he would be a sorta mix between Jet and Zaheer. I waaaasss thinking about calling him and earth bender(because....mines), but story-wise it wouldn’t fit as well as making him a non-bender.(I’ll explain the AU I have in mind later)

Ratchet- Water. Water. Waaaaaaaaaterrrr. Cause—cause healing and—and....healing. I think he’d be basically a more grumpier version of elderly Katara in TLOK, just sayin. (Btw. All medics are gonna be water-benders)

Drift- Fire. I headcanon Dai Atlas as an air-bender, but calling him one would be.... problematic. In this AU I think Crystal City would basically be the Southern Air Temple, and that when Drift(Deadlock) gets integrated into the society there, Dai teaches him basically the Uncle Iroh Doctrine and helps him understand how to use his fire-bending abilities not for destruction but for... other things, hippy-voodoo spiritual things. Woo! This is a lot. Okay! Next character!

Brainstorm- Swamp-bender. I imagine he’d know all of the plants and different classifications(or think he knows all of the plants and classifixations) and would be like how he is in every fan fic ever created. Basically a gay, British, botanical Varrick.

Percy!- Air.

Rung- Non-bender. The main problem for me here is how his identity as Primus would fit in this AU. But since I can’t imagine him bending any of the four elements, Imma say that he’s a non-bender.

Nautica- Water, I refuse to explain myself on this one. Naughty Nautica is a water bender. End of story.

Skids- Huh. Skidsy’s a bit weird. I mean... Non-bender? Again, I can’t see him bending earth, fire, water, or air. Im honestly stumped.

Thunderclash- Earth. I have no other it’s for him.

Tailgate- Oh my sweet precious, little boy! Non-bender. Though when his spark gets a power-up, Earth. I think it would be so precious and just plain hilarious if on the DJD battle-scene he just bends giant pieces of rock and hurls then at the Deceptions.

Cyclonus- Metal-bender. Yeah. Metal-bender. I can see him in his little scenes where he scratches his faceplate outstretching the metal at his digit-tips and using that. Also, it would make his fights with Whirl reeeeaaaalllly cool.

Whirl- Well, Nutjob. I’d hate to say this to to you but.....congratulations! You’re a late blooming air-bender! Just. Like. Bumi.

And lastly, Swerve- Now while it would be cool if he water-bends the crew’s drinks into their cups, what else would he do with it? For that reason, Sir, thou shalt be known as....a non-bender. ‘Cause it’s 12:15 am in the morning and most of my brain cells have gone night-night by now.

Sooooo that was fun. I’ll post my basic AU concept of this later, but for now.... Buh-Baiiiiiiii! (P.S. if I missed someone you wanted an element for feel free to hit me up about it)

[a-deadly-serenade]

overall this season was pretty decent. i have some thots whats new so im gonna share them below the cut if anyone’s interested :)

so!! first off i’ll say that there were a lot of things i did really enjoy from season 4!

the action was super fun as always!! i loved all the crazy enemies and callbacks! the skeleton fight and all those little goblins they kept killing throughout were a nice touch ;) sypha’s use of her powers is INSANE her ice-chainsaw?? her WALL of fire?? electric balls?? come on. and the animation was NICE. i really wanna know who did most of the fight scenes bcuz the style is so different and it just POPS but in a really good way? 

my favorite fight has to be ofc when everyone is REUNITED yes im basic. but the THEME song going off and well, im a whore for sotn references and i CAME when i saw the leap stone ref w the winged cape or when alucard turned into a hoard of batss AND THEN HIS WOLF FORM OOOOHH BABY!!! actually episode 9 is just a straight banger.

STRIGAAA. STRIGA. oh mama i was sweating during that fight. mad kudos to her va for them growlsss

carmilla vs isaac was a lot of fun and i loved the visuals but my hype was instantly ruined when i saw her kill herself 😭but thats smth i’ll complain about later.

not all the lines were bangers, some of sypha’s swearing seemed even a bit too much at times, and it was especially jarring to be having a face-to-face death-math with literal Death and hes acting like a naughty little 5 year old thats just learnt to swear. maybe cut back on the fuck-isms? just a bit? BUT when they hit they did GOOD. “the fuck what now?” yes

ISAAC. you weren’t in this season as much but man do u still shine through. i loved his introduction back in the town where he has his night creatures digging graves and rebuilding the city 😭 and then the conversation he shares w his flyman?? obsessed.

Hector chopping his finger off and giving lenore and carmilla a good ol FUCK YOU!! as he helps isaac. we love to see it

Trevor and Sypha’s “I love you!” “I know.” <3

DEATHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

oh! alucard actually having a story & purpose in the plot? :) luv it love to see it. that being said... the Plot. 

its... ok? it’s kind of split up into 3/4 parts, as the story progresses, one eventually merges with several of the others kind of? cohesively? while leaving the other to sort itself out.

now, i didnt have too many qualms with it, it was pretty straight forward. dracula is going to be resurrected and we have sypha and trevor looking in on it, while alucard helps the nearby village and hector and isaac go on about bringing on their inevitable showdown. however, the way the story was paced and some of the decisions they made... werent so great.

st. germain for example, brought the ENTIRE momentum from the last few episodes to a halt. you have sypha and trevor fighting through heaps and heaps of monsters only to find themselves back in Targoviste where they meet the mysterious Zamfir!! and Alucard!! he’s been asked to help save this village!! all jam-packed with crazy action and animation that leaves you fired up!! and then episode 5 comes to a screeching halt and we spend nearly the entire thing on st. germain’s backstory and explaining his motives for the rest of the season

like. imma be real with you chief: he didnt need to be here lol. you could have just left varney as the main vamp in charge of bringing back big daddy drac and he could reveal to his.. idk henchmen or something that he’s death. but u gotta fill them ten 20 minute slots somehow!! he just fell so flat and unfortunately, a lot of the side-characters suffer from this this season.

i enjoyed great and zamfir, i love their desgins esp, but they really could have been fleshed out more. zamfir is shown as nothing but a spoiled brat the majority of the time she’s on screen but they wait till she’s about to die to try and turn her character around? huh? greta is given a bit more screentime but this sudden confession of feelings in the last episode felt so... huh?? why couldnt she just be dedicated to her people and show that u can love someone w/out necessarily being their partnr? i thot that was her whole thing; taking care of her people. it’s like. where did this come from. they cant have known each other more than a week at most dog 😭

it sucks they dedicated to much time to scenes that didnt really need to be there where we could have gotten this proper development, like maybe have a scene zamfir and sypha connect over struggles they’ve dealt with in the past and that has her open up about how traumatizing dracula’s attack on her city was. u could have expanded upon her role in the court and WHY she worshipped the monarchy so much instead of making it a throwaway gag about her being “crazy”. but why have that when we could instead spend the first 5 minutes of said episode watching a monotonous back-and-forth b/w varney and that big burly russian vampire who’s name im sure mor than 98% of the audience cant even remember? 

just a lot of fat that needed to be trimmed so that the actual MEAT of the story could be slow cooked to perfection. people really arent kidding when they say less is more. 

another big problem i had was there... i dont even know what to call it, re-humanization? redemption? of Lenore. like lmk if im wrong but she manipulated hector, yeah? coerced sex to slip on that ring that binds him to her?? orr whatever weird shit warren’s into. but the way they interacted, ESPECIALLY in their first major scene together was sooo uncomfortable to watch lol at first i thought perhaps hector was only playing along because well. hes enslaved to do her and carmilla’s bidding. but no, he actually LIKES her. he spares her when isaac comes around, he says that he wants to keep her as his own. and in the meantime, lenore finds time to complain to a man that’s been beaten and enslaved how upset it makes her that carmilla got angry at her 😭 or says thats she tired of isaac keeping tabs on her and wants to escape this ‘cage’. to  aman thats literally been imprisoned since youve known him 😭her death is seen as peaceful, calm, they even try and tug at ur heartstrings by swelling this sad, dramatic music as the sun rises. really? LENORE?

and carmilla’s death happened WAYY too early imo. she was the villain for practically 3 seasons and this is how she goes? isaac couldnt get more than a stab at her? his night creatures couldnt take a nibble? HECTOR couldnt even be given a chance to do somethng like come on

the resolution was... strange? it was cute!! and happy!! but i dunno if they really needed to have lisa and vlad coming back, but, like i said; it was cute! definitely not the ending i was expecting. 

i’m glad that they put their focus back on what made the show so much fun and that was the FIGHTS. they definitely helped add some much needed spice to things when scenes started to drag, but im a gal that really luvs a good story and even though reviews were raving that this season helped closed the lid on all the themes theyd been exploring, i just didnt really see that. which isnt necessarily a BAD thing, i knew i wasnt gonna find some deep introspective themes in this hack n slash horror-fantasy, its just what can turn somethng like this from an ok show to a GREAT one. 

in the end, im glad they stopped at this one and im curious to see if they really DO go ahead on making spin-offs. bcuz unfortunately, i will always be down for som new castlevania content

[wilhellmine]

#13DaysofGA - Zaaron - Christmas Eve

Wooohooo, here is my little something to participate in the 13DaysofGA!

Be ready for some Zaaron cheer! EEEEEEYYYYYYY!!! OOOOOH!!! EEEEY! OH! Well... XD

I strongly recommend to listen to LVNDVNs “Dragon” as a soundtrack ;-)

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Theme: 4) Christmas lights at night... or maybe 10) Naughty or nice?

The door bell rang for a long time.

Zaks headache couldnt take it.

And then again. Someone rang the bell at his door.

"What the fuck? Its freaking Christmas eve, who the hell would..." mumbled Zak while walking to the door. When he opened them, he was actually surprised who paid a visit to his house on this dark, windy and chill December night. "Im here for the usual Christmas dinner," explained Aaron why his tall and, now, compared to his younger self, so thin figure is what Zak saw when he opened the door. "What dinner, bro, what are you talking about?" "The one we used to have every year... as a crew, with our families together..." Aaron was looking confused. "Oh man... yeah... well... Im not hosting it this year, you know? I... I thought Billy or Jay told you." "Yeah, they did, but I thought its a joke," shrugged Aaron his shoulders.

Zak was tired. He just wanted to get into the bed, curl into a ball and maybe even leave a few tears to escape his eyes and make their way to the pillow, thinking how the fuck old he is and how the fuck alone he feels without having someone to cuddle to, before he fells asleep.

"Aaron... Why... why arent you at home? With your... fiancée?" "Because... On Christmas eve, Im always here. With you. And the guys." "Aaron, again, no ones coming, you get it?" "Then... wheres your mother?" "My mom? Dude, for the last time, there is no party tonight. You get it? Even my mom is at home, probably already asleep, which I would like to be too, so... you should go home." "And what am I gonna do with these then?" Aaron pulled his hand from behind his back, showing Zak a bouquet of flowers. "Well, you take them!"

Tiger Lilies...

"What am I gonna do with flowers?" "I dont know, but Im not gonna take these all the way home." "Why not? Victoria would definitely love them. They are... beautiful." "No, you take them."

Where did he got Tiger Lilies in the middle of winter?

"You like them, you take them."

The both went awkwardly silent, Zak staring at the bouquet, that, who knows how, ended in his hands, Aaron scratching his head and shifting from one foot to another.

"Come in, you ass," growled Zak. Aaron smiled brightly and followed Zak inside to the dark house. Aaron took off his coat and then his hoodie. Zak didnt even bother to turn on the lights, the fireplace and the colorfully lit small christmas tree in the corner were enough for him.

"Im sorry, Ive got a little headache, so... I like when its darker around me..." "Its okay," said Aaron silently. "Im used to darkness." "Yeah..." "So? No party tonight?" "No, man," sighed Zak. "I didnt want to see... I mean... You all have your families... like, girlfriends... The only woman visit me for celebrating Christmas with me is my mom. So why are you here, Aaron? Why arent you with your girl? Or, if you thought that Im joking, why didnt you take her with you to celebrate with the whole crew?" "You know why I came. Im always with you on Christmas eve. And I wont change that tradition." "But Victoria..." "Gosh, Zak! You know what I am and I felt so bad about what Im feeling and she offered me this fake relationship thing so that you..." "What?" slipped from Zaks mouth. Aarons face was covered with shadows, but his eyes were sparkling with fire. "What do you mean? What fake relationship? And what does it have to do with me?" "Forget that. I should go." "No! I want an explanation!" shouted Zak while grabbing Aarons arm, holding him close firmly, so he wont escape. "Zak... dont pretend like you dont know." "About what?"

The wind outside changed to a storm. The christmas tree lights blinked and turned off. The only light in the living room was now the fire, who wasnt burning anymore, just a few glowing embers were slowly dying in the ashes. The two men were surrounded by darkness.

Aaron took another step closer.

"Dont play stupid. I like you. A lot."

Aarons voice almost sounded like a wolf snarl. Zak could feel chills all over his body.

The christmas lights flickered again. Zak almost jumped out of his skin, when the radio turned on by itself.

"And now we are gonna play a song for all of those who would love to spend their Christmas with someone they are longing for, but they cant..." spoke the, in Aarons opinion, "too-happy" voice from the radio and Zak realized that his hands are now grasping Aarons shoulders. "Its ok, its just the radio... the electricity is working again... sometimes it turns on some items, if you dont unplug them before they shut the power off and then on again," explained Aaron. "Seems like were going to have a party in the end, dont we?"

Aaron embraced Zak around his waist, swaying with him to the slow rhythm of the song that begun to play.

All of the pressure Makes you drift and wander If all the paths we've paved Love remains true And gravity ain't the one to blame You should know Where I wanna be Who I wanna see...

"If you like me... then fucking prove it."

Let's not beat around that bush Lets not feed the fairy tales Here it in the way way way...

Aaron kissed Zak gently, tightening his hold around him.

You wanna believe that I'm down with ya I'm down with ya Imma help you see that I'm down with ya Yea im down with ya...

"Do more," whispered Zak. "Make me believe you." "Careful how you approach me, I might..."

Aaron pulled Zak down on the couch, kissing his neck, biting on the flesh, leaving wet, burning marks all over Zaks fragile, porcelain white skin.

"More," breathed Zak into Aarons ear.

Aarons hand found its way under Zaks tshirt, travelling with fingertips over Zaks collarbone and then down to the belt of his pants.

"You dont know what you wish for..." "Prove it to me. I need to know that you want me as much as I want you... Do it finally..."

Zaks thoughts are hazed, and hes feeling lightheaded, Aarons eyes still connected with his, a soft moan escapes his lips, as Aaron touches him, his hand almost rough on the sensitive spot, but Zak enjoys it, he loves it oh so much, and he allows himself to think that this Christmas could maybe be the best he ever had, as Aaron silences his now loud moans with kisses.

Give that feeling to you oh yea...

[evolsinner]

⊱┊24

days go by, another one comes across. however, today is that day, and by ‘that day’ i mean, can we all please have a drumroll, it’s fucking parent~teacher interviews! aka an interrogation under the guise of pleasantries. i thought if i didn’t think about it, it’d just fucking disappear, but hey no, it’s still here.

but that’s okay, you see my parents don’t know a thing about it. i shredded all the notices they’ve sent us and made sure to cut the line every time my sneaky ass school called home. so when it came to my last class for the day, which is english lit obviously, i was quite happy that i didn’t have to stay behind like some students.

the class is empty, it’s almost 4 sharp.

“it’s only interviews,” i try to ease mr killian’s nerves. “just tell them what they wanna hear ~ easy peasy.”

“i wish, but it doesn’t work like that, luv. you know,” he looks up from his paper and removes his reading glasses to rub his weary eyes, “believe it or not, but we hate this day just as much as you kids do.”

“really?” i’m shooked. “thought you teachers just loved taking your sweet as revenge on students on this devilish day. it’s practically reverse halloween where the educators aren’t in costume for the first time, huh.”

mr killian places his pen behind his ear, entertained. “‘reverse halloween’, aye?” he leans back on his chair, arms folded and an ankle~on~knee. “you’re too funny.”

“‘funny’?” i walk over to him, admiring the tantalising dark circles underneath his scintillating eyes. “yeah? and what else?”

he possessively pulls me in between his legs, squeezing my booty in fistfuls. “and sexy and fierce and delicious.”

“do you want a bj?”

“oh, and very fucking naughty too!”

“what you gonna do about it?”

“gee, you’re tempting me.”

“mhm,” i bite my lip.

“you are in serious need of punishment, little girl,” he flicks an eyebrow up. “slide down your panties and lean over my desk.”

my eyes open wide, “no.”

“pardon?”

“i mean, there’s no space on y~y~your desk,” i glance at it. “there’s those booklets, essays, midterms, finals, your laptop...”

“i’ll make space.”

“uh, umm,” i step back.

“nuh~uh,” he pulls me in again so that i’m standing with my thighs directly opposite his thingy. “slide ‘em down right in front of me.”

“that’s too close,” i squeak, going red.

“what difference does it make? you a step back or not, i’ll still see it. c’mon,” he feathers a finger down my bare thigh, “you can’t still be shy? i’ve seen every part of you, every inch of you. the hills, the slopes, the blemishes... want me to go on?”

ok, imma prove him wrong. i undo the button and zipper on my shorts, exposing the bright red lacy panties i got just for him.

“you were hiding those from me?” he points to them, sounding offended.

slowly, i rub my hand over the skimpy fabric, sticking a finger behind the elastic.

“such a tease,” sir leans back. “congratulations, darling, you’ve earned yourself 5 more spanks.”

the thought of him spanking me…

“want me to go easy on you?” he asks, and i see rare mercy dancing around in his eyes.

i nod, prolly a goner if i were dumb enough to take my chances with this guy.

“then touch yourself, sweetheart,” the mercy evaporates from his eyes completely. he just went from a saint to a sinner in a millisecond. “mhm,” he nods to my hesitant expression, “slide your hand through your panties and touch yourself for me. if you don’t moan my name whilst finger~fucking your cunt, i’ll give you the belt.”

heck no, i don’t want to get spanked with a belt! that’ll hurt so much more!! i’ve seen it on 50sog!

“y~you w~want me to m~masturbate for you?”

“did i stutter?”

no, but i did.

shocked at how strangely turned on i’m feeling, i slide my fingertips under the double thin lines of the red covered elastic bands. tell me, why did i wear this again? i inch my fingers down further, my breath hitching up and pelvic muscles contracting.

sir slides his hand into his pants and gently strokes his cock, scarring me with imaginary ciggy burns from the way he’s staring at me doing me. “hurry it up, little one, time is of the essence.”

3 knocks on the door and it swings open with a, “hello?”

mr killian speedily sits up.

and i step back right away, pulling my hand out and tugging my shirt over the open zipper. “mum?”

“roséah,” she squints, “what on earth... dear lord, you have a lot of explaining to do!”

i refuse to blink. i think i’m having something like a heart attack. “w~what do you mean?”

“well, for starters,” she struts up to me, “you didn’t tell me that today was parent~teacher interview night.”

i exhale deeply, relief has never felt this good.

“mr killian, i presume?” mum says, holding her hand out.

i quickly fix myself up behind her.

“please,” he smiles, shaking her hand, “call me isaac.”

why the fuck would mum come here without informing me about it?!?

“apologies for not booking in a time slot and barging in like this. had i known,” mum gives me an irritated look, “i would have been more prepared.”

“it’s no worries, mrs blackburn,” sir tries to downplay it. “i reckon i can squeeze you in before my first interview. so please,” he motions to the two seats preplaced in front of the desk, “have a seat.”

“christella will do just fine,” and she takes no time in making herself comfortable.

i roll my eyes, so fucking annoyed and anxious at the same time.

“if you don’t mind my saying so,” sir gracefully says, “but now i know where your beautiful daughter gets her beautiful looks from.”

mum titters, tucking invisible strands of hair behind her ear and straightening out her pencil skirt.

tf.

sir glances at me and it’s so provocative in nature that i can’t look away, hence he does it for me. “do we have a common friend that can get both of us acquainted with one another?” he causally asks my mother with a chuckle.

aren’t they supposed to be talking about me?

“i don’t suppose so, isn’t that a shame?” mum smiles.

“‘shame’ would be an understatement, stella…can i call you stella?”

“you can call me whatever you want, isaac.”

“ahem!!” eww. ew. “mum,” i shake my head at her like ‘did you forget you have a husband?’, “you might wanna..”

“oh, yes, of course! silly me. so do tell, isaac? how has my daughter been doing?”

“well, to be candour, i’m rather impressed at how dedicated rosé is on learning.”

“hm, is that so?” she gives me a suspicious glance.

“indeed,” mr killian sends me a secret wink.

“does she slack off? because you’d tell me if she did, right?” mum asks.

“mum,” i grumble, she’s so embarrassing sometimes.

mr killian chuckles, “you’d be the first to know, stella. fortunately, that isn’t the case. rosé has quite the eye for accomplishing her goals.”

i’m getting lost in him again...

“gets all her work done on time, doesn’t send inappropriate text messages in class,” he proceeds professionally, kinda cocky, “nor does she ever has to stay back late.”

all of which i do the opposite of, i give him a guilty grin.

mum looks rather very taken aback, considering how i am at home. “seems like she’s quite the student?”

“you’d be surprised by what goes on in these walls.”

that not so hidden half~smile sir gives me pauses my mum in her tracks with her next question. i look at her sudden stiffness and notice how she’s surveying mr killian intently, her eyes narrowed into slits. oh crap.

“ahem!” i shift in my seat quickly.

sir coughs and swiftly brings in another topic.

mum gradually returns to her usual manner.

that was close.

when they finally say their farewells, i feel relieved as a fucking kite flying high up in a blue cloudless sky. mum did a few more interviews before she finally decided to go home. mr killian had given her false hope and high expectations, so it was funny when my other teachers informed her that my grades were declining from b’s and c’s to d’s and e’s.

oops, my bad.

-ˋˏ ༻🍷༺ ˎˊ-

it’s late, a major thunderstorm has hit and maxi being the scaredy~cat he is has crept into my room for the night. incoming call from isaac. i decline it. so he calls me again. and i decline it again. busy tryna shoot him a text which he keeps interrupting with phone calls.

daddy🔐 is my furry baby avoiding my calls?

tf he just called me??????

me im not avoiding ur calls jus ctrn cuz baby bro is sleeping in my bed thunder isnt his strong suit :/

daddy🔐 why am i jealous?

lol, seriously? i smile, rolling over to the edge of my bed.

daddy🔐 can’t stop thinking about you...

me jus stop its not dat hard

god, i suck at this.

daddy🔐 i really need to be fucking inside you right now!

uh, what the fuck do i text back?!

daddy🔐 would it be inappropriate of me to ask you what you are wearing since you’re with your kid brother?

haha.

me wow, ur quite the gentleman, arent ya ?

daddy🔐 i try my best.

feeling kinky, i silently remove my oversized graphic tee and take two pictures of myself. then i quickly pop my tee back on before curling up on the bed and hitting ‘send’.

daddy🔐 mmmm leopard panties and no bra, sexy. though i do wish you could move your arm out of the way so i could see my two girls?

no, my boobies are too small and i’m shy!

daddy🔐 such unspeakable things i could to your body right about now. would you like to know, baby?

i’m so tempted to text back ‘yes’, but that’d just get me too hot and bothered which is not a good idea when your lil brother is lying right next to you.

me behave (;

daddy🔐 how about we finish off what we started back in the classroom?

me we hv company rmbr ?

daddy🔐 right.

there’s a while with those 3 flashing dots before he texts back.

daddy🔐 considering we have an audience tonight, i’m willing to keep it pg. on the contrary, was nice talking to your mother today.

me were u flirting w her ?

daddy🔐 i don’t know. was i?

me u so were ! nd evry subtextual sentence u uttered !! she cud hv caught on yanno ?!

daddy🔐 that, i couldn’t help. the look on your face was hilarious. hers too.

i almost lol by just picturing my mum’s face, but i suppress it.

me jus bc u made me laugh dnt mean im not still mad !

daddy🔐 allow me to make it up to you?

me go on...

daddy🔐 there’s this soirée i’m holding with my crew for the long weekend. lakehouse, few beers, great view - thank kinda thing. i want you there.

me y do u want me der ? (;

daddy🔐 ‘cause i wanna fuck you hard on my mate’s couch whilst everyone else is out by the lake.

oh?

daddy🔐 and also because i want you to get to know my people more. (:

he used a smiley face! he never uses smiley faces!

me hmm, guess ill hv 2 think bout it

because i have to ask my mum first!!

daddy🔐 hope this helps?

he sends me a photo or two back, like it was a trade or something. but jesus christ, isaac killian! he was definitely not kidding about having me on his mind!

daddy🔐 don’t ponder too much. goodnight, love.

“rosé..?” maxi murmurs behind me, rolling around.

shit. i drop my phone in an instant and cringe for my luck. “yeah?”

“you’re taking all the blanket and i’m cold..”

“oh, right...” i exhale with relief, placing my phone on the bedside table. i turn around, shifting the blanket over him and putting my arms around him. phew.

i rest my eyes for a second when maxi is like, “what was that?”

“hm?” i smile as he snuggles between my arms.

“that big cucumber looking thing on your phone.”

i almost choke on my saliva. “t~t~that was...you’re dreaming, maxi. this is all nothing but a dream...” i add some whooo noise effect to make it more believable.

“no i am not!” he asserts.

“yes you are! now shut up or go back to your own room.”

thunder cracks intensely and he doesn’t say anything further. thank you, sweet jesus.