#ohm y GO D

[walkingbomb]

oh my god oh my god. oh. my god.

ohm y go d o h mygo

t he fuckign

varric an d harding adn sOLAS

[evilwickedme]

I saw in the tags you mentioned spideypool fic recs 👂 I'm listening

breaking the DC streak to go to Marvel because fun fact I've been into DC for six months and into Marvel comics for eight years so

anyway a majority of my spideypool bookmarks are from 2015 and I have no idea if most of them are any good which is an interesting problem to have but I still have a solid list for y'all

Say Anything...Except That - I was following this from the first chapter and I'm now mutuals with the author which was very fanboy moment for me (if you're seeing this, hi!). it has a lot of old school fanfiction.net quirks to it which might be a bit difficult to swallow if you've only been reading fic for a few years, but honestly I think this fic is really good and holds up to this day. it's been a while since I read it last but iirc Deadpool has to protect Spider-Man or Peter from assassination attempts and there's a lot of pining involved. also mattfoggy ended up having a nice arc because this was 2015 and Daredevil had just aired (this is technically incomplete there's one chapter left but if I had to reread it multiple times when there were only like ten chapters you can handle it)

under attack - more fics by people who are wayyy too cool to have followed me back and yet somehow did? anyway this is part of stackthedeck's team red slash series (ELITE ship fyi) but this one is spideypool focused and has some nice fluff. fighting as flirting idk what else to say it's golden

#NoPlaceLikeHome - do y'all know ask-spiderpool? you should it's one of the best blogs on this damn website and a must-read for spideypool shippers. anyway this is that version of spideypool's first time together which is cute :D short and sweet basically. sciderman has a lot of fics for the spiderman fandom in general and their ask-spiderpool au in particular and they're all worth reading

Dissonance - another longfic that took half a decade to write about deadpool protecting spider-man from harm. I actually don't know why this trope is so good peter really can defend himself but there you go

Perfect Enough - ohm y gOD this fic series is so good. this au hinges on such a tiny difference in peter's history but it makes ALL the difference. anyway in this world basically nobody has a functional secret identity anymore except for spider-man. meanwhile, wade wilson and peter parker start dating. so much plot, two separate longfics each around 140k, good luck this CONSUMED my life

speaking of consumed, rippling - this is part of a series called Into the Multiverse and is based on the Spiderverse film so it's Peter B. which I LOVE (spideybpool FUCKS). the series spun out of the authors' other series and it is, in fact, a pain to read the main entries in the series without reading the other serieses which means that I did spend two weeks doing little to nothing except reading deniigiq's work, but a. it was worth b. this one can be read as a standalone! wade jumps in front of a bullet for peter b and he angsts about it I love it

finally ahem speaking of Peter B, did you know I've been writing spideypool fic since 2015 and I wrote one specifically for spiderverse? I'm a mess (but I'm the mess that you wanted) is really a mix of spiderverse and comic canon like, five years into the future, and deals mostly with like, depression and suicidal ideation on Peter's behalf, but hey there's also a plot AND a happy polyam ending which, what else could you want really

anyway sorry the list isn't longer I didn't bookmark so many of my favorite spideypool fics and now they're lost in the void forever :/

[drawbauchery]

I would welcome the hydraulic press. Let it be my exit from a cold, callous world….

OhM Y go D. d D

[quodekash]

this kid getting lost is such a mood

except for me its not "getting lost on the way to the top of a mountain that's really dangerous and far away to get to", it's more like "getting lost on the way to a friend's place who lives 15 minutes away, while they were trying to tell you where to go, and also whose house you have been to more times than you can count, but then you had to sit at a playground and wait for them to come pick you up because youre just that hopeless at navigation"

WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

THEY'RE IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING I WOULD DO OML

stop i might cry

this kid is amazing

i would trust him to guide me into the afterlife

he could take over charon's job fr

PLS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

im shivering so much rn, leeches give me the heebiejeebies more than like. anything

i smell merch??

(side note: why are earth/phu's arms so veiny in that shot)

i just love him so much

i hate children but i would adopt this one and take care of him better than hes ever been taken care of before

HSDHSDHHDS

HIS ONE CHARACTER TRAIT IS LOVING HOW PRAN SMELLS AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH

he's just so silly

their father/son dynamic will be the end of me

especially when i think about pat and his relationship with his actual dad :(

PLS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO OVERDRAMATIC

PHU POINTING A GUN AT A BUSH WHEN ITS DEFINITELY JUST GONNA BE ONE OF THE LOST GUYS

PAT TRIPPING OVER A ROOT

PRAN AND TIAN GRIPPING FOR DEAR LIFE SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE IT UP A SLIGHT HILL

IF THEY LOSE THEIR GRIP, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

BUT ALSO ITS SO UNNECESSARILY DRAMATIC

AND THIS IS COMING FROM A DRAMA KID

SEE????

i love him so much

GUYS CALM DOWN OMG

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

ITS LITERALLY GOING TO BE FINE

SEE????

also once again: his arm is so veiny???

THEM <33333333

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

GERHSGBDRHV

these dramatic-ass gays

(i was gonna say something about the importance of grammar there and the hyphen needing to be where it is for it to be right / make sense, but "dramatic ass-gays" would also work)

LOOK AT THEMMMMM

PHUTIAN WALKING WITH THEIR SON BETWEEN THEM LIKE THE DADS THEY ARE, AND THEIR ADOPTED SONS PATPRAN WALKING WITH THEIR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER

THEY ALL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

wait how long were they gone for

HIS SMILE <3

HIS DIMPLES <3

PAT'S FACE ON THE SIDE THERE <3

T H E Y A R E D A D S

are you sure about that

theyre so important to me

<3

i really want noodles now

its 1am and i want noodles

theyre listening carefully to all the tea, tuning in to the drama

its just, some are more discreet about it than others

look at this little guy

just enjoying his noodles while the adults do their adult things

i love him so very very much

something about this image is just so funny to me

i think its the kid

i genuinely forgot his name

but i love him so much

as a 158cm tall (5'2) person, i dont like how tall they all are

knowing that ohm is 186cm tall and nanon and earth are 183cm hurts me on a deep emotional level

theyre so small. theyre such tiny little silly guys. and yet theyre all more than 20cm taller than me.

honestly i agree

he's wonderful

he's multi-talented

just like sound

by the way, soundwin = patpran and if you dont believe me, click here! (that was a seamless transition into a very casual self promo)

holy hell i love this child so much

i would protect Kampung with my freaking life

i would die for him without a second thought

i should also probably do that

my eyes keep going shut so then i need to pause the episode for like twelve seconds so i can get a little bit of sleep

its getting more and more difficult, though

i think ill finish in the morning, it's saturday tomorrow

goodnight!! bye-bye!!

[poems-of-a-lover]

ohm y god.....oh my go d.......what if i go insane.

[v01dbug-s1nr0se]

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[mccarthymolly]

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[sunflowerrboyy]

ohm y go d prosciutto and crackers and jalapeno cheese my beloved <3

[dumpstercakes]

“First Burn” [Official Video]

[spacedadio]

wait does this mean lance is older than keith 

[oldestking]

(credit) /plsdonotreblog

[meyhew]

yall rmbr when simon flew an 18 yr old louis across the fucking globe to assert his power over a young boy and dressed it up as “looking out for louis” and when louis finally told that story nearly 10 years later he spoke about it just like that - like simon was giving him some life advice and then in the director’s cut when joe says “he’s always looked after me” even though the old man has done anything but that.......... holy shit when u know u know 

[dontevencanteven]

SPOILERS

ME, HEARING DELLA’S VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME

[delilahmidnight]

do u ever hear a recording of urself singing and then want to DIE bc lol same

[evermorebaby]

i took a nap hehe

[moonknightismyhero]

Pairing: Marc Spector x Reader

Warnings: balls. But now it’s Marc’s. (I think women like to play with their men’s balls. It’s like a kink) car chase, horny!Reader, some sort of distraction ;), ball stimulation

Don’t play with your boyfriend’s balls while he drives y’all. 🫣

Summary: Marc was so angry and frustrated. Something went wrong with the latest mission and bad guys started chasing him. He stopped to pick up his wife (y/n) because he knew that they would try to kill her. So Reader want to relieve him from the stress in a most pleasurable way.

Car Chase

He was furious…. Khonshu always nagging at him about Harrow and his henchmen. ‘Don’t get caught.’ And other bullshit that that bird motherfucker said. And of course he’s always caught in the act because of the friggin Moon God… he’s fed up right now. And Marc knew that he has to find (y/n) as fast as possible. He drew to the apartment where they usually stayed and tore down the door.

“What the hell Marc?!”

“No time to chat. We have to go. NOW.” He replied quickly and grabbed her arm and immediately get her to the car. She sat in and Marc drove off.

“What’s this all about? What did you do?” You asked and crossed your hands in front of your chest.

“I did not do a fucking thing.” He started to get frustrated now. (Y/n) looked at him and lift up on of her eyebrows.

“Ohm…. Are you sure Mr. fist of vengeance?” She asked and he didn’t even looked at her. He looked into the mirror and saw two car chasing them.

“Shit. It wasn’t me okay. Khonshu took over my body and attacked Harrow…. Now his followers try to kill me and you.”

“Ohh….. you angry Marc?”

“Of course I am. Khonshu screwed up everything.”

“It’s his speciality. So I’m not surprised. You just need to relax a bit and don’t grip that steering wheel tight cause you won’t feel your hand after.”

“It’s easy for you to say. Mrs. Spector. You’re just sitting on your pretty ass and I do the work so… I’ll appreciate if you just shut up your dirty mouth if you don’t want me to punish you after this all ends.”

“Woah…. Slow down cowboy. YOU need to chill the fuck out. Maybe I have and idea. But it’s risky.” You bit your lower lip and looked at him. He was licking his lip.

“You’re really are something. Am I right?” He winked and suddenly the car behind bumped into our car. “I’m gonna kill that motherfucker. Maybe I’ll need that idea of yours. What would it be?”

“I’m gonna go down on you. But I’m only gonna touch your balls. You won’t be a brat and maybe I’ll let you cum in my mouth.”

“I like it when you talk dirty. Tell me more.” He said and you started to unbutton his jeans. His cock was getting harder and harder by the minute. You licked your lips and wanted to get his cock into your mouth so much but you wanted to know if he’s gonna cum if you just pleasure his balls. He moved his body up and you slid down his pants and boxers a little. Just to get access to his glorious cock and balls. You loved how heavy and hard he is for you.

“Now what darling? Are ya gonna go down on me or what? I don’t like being waited.”

“I’m sorry Mr. Bigcock but you’ll have to play my game. Anyway you have something to deal with.” You said and touched his stubbled balls. He gripped the wheel even tighter and moaned.

“I t…take that as aaah compliment.” He but his lower lip to suppress a moan. You worked your finger gently over his ballsack. You wanted to feel everything, rubbed over one testicle and over the another. Little moans and groans slipped out of his mouth.

“God dammit. Woman! You’re d…doing a good job. C’mon rub ‘em harder.”

You suddenly squeezed it and he let out a growl.

“Ya know you’re so sexy like this.” You blew on his balls and he hissed.

“Anything I don’t know yet?” He said and stirred the wheel left and suddenly I just gagged down on his cock.

“Shit.! Sweetheart you said that you only touch my balls. What’s this sudden of change?” He looked down at you and smirked.

“You son of a biscuit eater! You’ll regret it.”

“Oooohh. What’cha gonna do?”

“Maybe I won’t let you cum…”

“But your not that cruel Sweety. And we both know it.” He winked and we went into a tight alley. And we waited….. The thugs fortunately didn’t see us.

“Phew that was close. You okay Mrs. Spector. I hope you enjoyed the ride just as I did.” He laid back on his seat and spread his legs. His cock was rock hard. Pre-cum already leaking from it.

“I’m alright. But a lil sad tho.”

“Why?”

“I could not finish you off… maybe I can continue what I started?” You looked at him with your best puppy eyes. He looked at you and you already know that he cannot say no to you.

“Hmmm….. but I need your pretty pussy. Slid your pants down.” He commanded and you gracefully obeyed. It landed on the back seat. “Now your panties.. I can tell that you’re already wet….. so so wet for me.” And he was right. You quickly got it off and he snatched it from your hand. He bought it to his nose and inhaled. He never did that before. You were speechless and red from the embarrassment.

“I love the smell of you. It’s driving me crazy.” He said and he just placed the panties inside his pocket. “Now…. Don’t be shy and come here. Finish what you’ve started. I’m all yours.”

You positioned yourself that your knees were on the passenger’s seat. You laid forward and got access to his cock and balls.

“Look at you. So wet and bothered. I wanna fill you up so bad. Cum inside of you.” He moaned the last part when you touched his balls again. You licked and smacked your lips around the testicles. He was making so much noises. It was like a porn movie. He was so much in pleasure that he cannot stop moaning. You knew that he was close. Meanwhile his fingers found your pussy and you felt your wetness already leaking out of you.

“Oh God. Marc. I need more.” You did not stop but go faster. His fingers moved in and out of you furiously. He was so close…. You did not want it to end.

“Yes Baby. Scream my name when you come. Tell everyone who makes you all bothered up. Tell them I dare you.” He said in a pitched voice.

“How about you scream my name Marc Spector?”

“Ahh…. Deal…..deal wifey but hurry up. Please I…I cannot wait much longer.” His eyes were shut tight and was sweating.

“M….Marc.. I’m coming.” You started to massage his calls harder and even put’em in your mouth.

“Ohh…YES.. that’s right I’m gonna cum.” He grabbed your hair and positioned your head inches away from his dick. You felt the build up tension and you were already cumming oh his fingers.

“Yesss… Marc I’m coming…. MARC!” You shouted and you felt the bliss taking over your body.

“Aghhg…. (Y/N)…. Yesss.. aaaaaahh.” You didn’t have time to think as he was already coming on your face. Hot cum squirted out of his cock and you gladly opened your mouth and tasted him.

“I love you so much Sweetheart. Thanks for the experience. We should do it more often.” He said and tucked himself back in his pants.

“I’m in. Can I have my panties back now?”

“No. I’ll keep it. I might wanna repeat this over and over again in my head. And when you’re working I’m gonna smell it and cum on the though of you.”

“You’re so dirty.”

“But you love it Mrs. Spector.” He said and hugged you tight.

“True.”

Alright I finished it. Pheewwww. I was like blushing while writing this. I hope y’all enjoy it. Especially @kindnonny23 ❤️