Me after making 200+ posts about Eddie coming back in s5 as a vampire even though I know his ass is rotting in the ground with the worms.
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Jason's Birthday Gift
Batman isn't completely against killing. He just feels like he can't be the one to make that decision, because "who gave him the right to be Judge, Jury, and Executioner?"
But, Jason's birthday is coming up and he thinks he has the perfect Idea for him.
Jason was resurrected. Apparently murdered Ghosts have a supernatural need to be avenged. He put 2 and 2 together.
He summons the Ghost King and asks if it's legal to Kill the Joker.
Cut to Jason'a birthday and everybody is having a blast. They get to opening the presents and finally get to Bruce's gift.
Jason opens it and finds a Signed Warrant for the Jokers Death, from the king of the dead Phantom.
He looks up at Bruce disbelieving, but he just nods back and continues drinking his coffee.
Jason: Did you just get me permission to Kill the Joker from fucking GOD!?
Bruce: Go break his Kneecaps kids
Alfred: I'll pack a lunch!
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fanon often depicts Jason with the typical “you’re not my dad” type angst because that’s part of the stereotypical prodigal son and father dynamic people are used to, but when you look at canon Bruce has probably denied being Jason’s father more than Jason has denied being his son. Also, in pre-52 Jason is the one who reaches out to Bruce (even if his way of reaching out is objectively kinda insane) and in nu52 and beyond when Jason is in his redemption era he’s the one who’s doing all the compromising in their relationship
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Forcing you all to LOOK AT JONATHAN because he's my specialist boy in the whole world. He made his little brother a mixtape after they found him! His little brother who's his BEST FRIEND by the way IF YOU EVEN CARE. And he's caring and compassionate and loyal. He can't shoot anything with a bullet but he's a whiz with a camera. His favorite color is GREEN. (canon to me) He has a mixtape titled 'Jay's kickass mix'. 'JAY'S KICKASS MIX!!!!. He drove his ugly rusted muscle car until it couldn't drive anymore. He puts everyone else's needs about his own! Selfless King! He's an anxious little mess (he gets it's from his mommy) but he's TOUGH. BUT ABOVE ALL HE'S GENTLE. All the crap he's had to go through and he's such a softy. How do people NOT love him???
Jonathan, sweetie, they could NEVER make me hate you.
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