Empire siblings. I love them so much.
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what if fitz’s full name is actually fitzruy (the registry misspelled it) and he’s been ruy this whole time
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Jared: We have a problem.
Paul: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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i am not afraid of being attacked by a cis guy tbh. i am convinced that this would go something like this:
Guy: *kicks me in the crotch*
Me, a transmasc: *without flinching kicks him back*
Him: *falls to his knees in pain*
Me: *leans over to be close to his ear*
Him:
Me: *schreeches at the top of my lungs right into his ear*
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Found out one of my fav ytbers has a tumblr fandom the other day and everyone here seems really cool!
Also still kinda lost on the arg lore but i think i got most of it!
Another, kinda more arg based version of the drawing under the cut :)
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Having multiple friend groups and/or good friends outside of your main group is probably good.
That way when you feel convinced that your friends will hate you forever and leave you for making a mistake you can at least know that you have someone else who doesn't hate you yet, thus you're less likely to do something impulsive that will make everything worse.
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I still need to get me a toy... But I'm so nervous.
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Baby, I've bought toys from like actual stores in person. The cashiers don't even bat an eye. And if you're buying online, there's usually an option for discreet packaging if you're worried about that.
And there are tons of options. For a beginner, I suggest getting something small. Maybe the width of two of your fingers to start with so it's easier to prep for it. And if you want a vibe, a bullet is probably the best option. They're small and easy to hold if you get a good one.
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I’m not gonna tag this MOTA but I was wondering why today was a bad mental day and I had a horrible stomach ache the whole day after watching episode 5 this morning. I mean of course it’s horrible and we’re all feeling it, but I didn’t have this reaction with the other episodes, and then it hit me.
At my work most of us are pilots and it’s more or less our jobs or related to it. About 4 months ago one of them was killed in a plane crash. Engine failure, terrain with no options. There was nothing he could do.
I haven’t even thought about it in a while. I had held my friends and coworkers while they cried, reassured them when they blamed themselves, listened when they ranted. We sat in debriefing going over every detail of what happened before, during, and after the crash, learned that our friend was still alive when the medical team got to him. Those five minutes between first getting a company-wide “there’s been an accident” text and waiting for my best friend to text me back so I would know it wasn’t her was the worst of my life.
There was a lot about episode 5 that was…really accurate regarding the airmen’s reactions. I’ve been trying not to throw up all day and now I literally just remembered this even happened how could I forget.
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Rain: Shirts are weird; your body goes in one hole and then comes out of three.
Sibling of Sin: Excuse me? *brain.exe has stopped working*
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Pls tell me I'm not the only one who thought "tav" was short for "the avatar"
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This feels like a violation of some sort but it’s also accurate as fuck.
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Paul: I have no friends
Jared: then what am I to you?
Paul: a headache
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"Hi."
"...Hey."
why is there so much chemistry?? so much tension?? it's two words. am I going insane
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