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[taeraeszn]

im v hao deprived☹️ sooo i was wondering if you would be able to write a zhang hao fluffy fic😭? i was thinking smthin like idolxidolreader or idolxtraineereader stuff like that but it could rlly be ab anything you want js yk fluff:)) tysm!!

enchanted to meet you - zhang hao

characters: idol!zhang hao x gn!idolreader

description: after you two meet during an interview at a music show, you couldn't help but notice the boy standing in the centre of his group.

genre: fluff

word count: 954

warnings: may include some spelling/grammar errors but i don't think there is any but pls lmk if there is!!!!

a/n: hi anon! i decided to use what you suggested, hopefully your okay with that and how i wrote the story :) and honestly just writing this i'm getting more and more excited for their actual debut hehe <3

also i had so much fun writing this especially the interview part lol. this is the first time i've ever finished writing someone in one sitting!! i was so into this <3

being an idol was something you always wanted to become after seeing celebrities on tv sing and dance. you were luckily to be accepted as a trainee in a company and trained for a good 2 years before officially making your debut as the lead vocalist. you were very loved by your fans for being both talented and having a warm personality.

right after you debuted, your first music show appearance would be on music bank. your group was one of two groups chosen to be interviewed by the mc's eunchae and chaemin. needless to say that you were thrilled.

when your group members were all done getting ready with their styling, you were then escorted to the room where your interview was going to be held. that is where you met zerobaseone, the group who was joining you for that particular interview.

one of the boys signalled for the other members to be prepared to introduce themselves. "1, 2...d1, be the one! hello, we are zerobaseone!" they all exclaimed then bowed afterwards.

your group followed by your own introduction and the moment you looked up from bowing, you made eye contact with the guy standing in the centre. you had no idea what his name was or who he even was but you felt your heart start beating.

"we recently debuted with the album youth in the shade, we hope you have lots of interest in it!" the boy in the centre said. you nodded and thanked them as they handed their album to you that was signed.

your manager took the album aside and you did the same exchange with them by handing them your debut album. that's when you were called for the interview and you all stood there, excited but nervous at being able to promote your group on tv.

as they counted down from ten, the interview began and eunchae began speaking. "chaemin! did you hear? there's two new groups in town who are making a big splash in the hot month of july!"

chaemin then nodded, "of course! their hot debut is definitely a hit, let's meet them! welcome, zerobaseone and (group name)!"

once again your group introduced themselves to the viewers and zerobaseone did the same. the cheers you both received were such a indescribable feeling, seeing all the fans with banners and lightsticks really made it seem like your dream came true.

afterwards the interview went excellent! your leader took over most of the talking and you all made a great impression. but even throughout the interview, you couldn't stop thinking of the boy standing in the centre. he shined so bright even with his other eight members surrounding him.

your group headed back to your waiting room and you were the last member trailing behind everyone. but just as you were about to head in, you felt a presence linger behind you.

"um, excuse me?" you turned to see that boy you noticed from earlier behind you. his face looked so...perfect. like everything was sculpted to perfection. his downwards smile when you noticed him made your cheeks heat up. keep your calm (name)!

"oh! hello!" you bowed. he did the same and did the honours of introducing himself first, "my name is zhang hao! i'm the centre of zerobaseone. i just wanted to say that i really liked your debut song." oh so that's what his name was, zhang hao. it sounds pretty just like him.

"oh wow, thank you! my name is (name). i watched your debut as well and i was very impressed!"

he then shyly looked to his other member standing behind him before turning back to you, "is it okay if we can shoot a tiktok video together?" was this really happening?! the cute centre boy of his group asked you to film a tiktok with him?! you couldn't say no and followed him to the iconic pair of staircases that nearly every idol danced in front of for collabs at music bank.

"are you ready?" he smiled, his other member from before was filming it for him and before you knew it, the music began. you became fully immersed into the song as if it was your own debut and put your effort into making your cover good.

when the music finished, you once again bowed to him but it wasn't until that you were about to return to your waiting room that zhang hao stopped you once again.

"yes?" you asked. he seemed flustered but took his phone out and opened the contact app, "um, i want to get to know you better and get close. can we exchange numbers?"

his other member began chuckling to himself as zhang hao sent him a glare but retained his focus to you, once again showing his downward smile.

at first you were worried about the stacked july comeback lineup but now you were so thankful that you got to debut in the same month as him.

"of course! here, i'll put my name and number." he handed you his phone and you did exactly that.

"your name is (name)?" he said while staring at the contact, you nodded, "that's me!"

"thank you! i hope we can keep in touch!" he said while waving goodbye and heading back to his waiting room with his member who was filming the tiktok.

"me too! have a good day!" you responded. you went the opposite way and just then you heard his other member say something to him.

"hyung has a crush~" they said, zhang hao playfully nudged their shoulder.

"stop it!" you couldn't help but giggle. now you just had to wait for him to message you first, hopefully this encounter turns into more.

[tinytinyturttlesoup]

Me spit balling a turtles Demon pact Au

Same events as the Movie except instead of the Krang being aliens they actually are demonic forces. With abilities to make pacts with humans and such

The diverting event is that in order to escape the prison dimension Leo makes a pact with Krang prime to escape. But Leo being Leo he twists the pact enough to keep Krang prime on the other side of the gate.

Leo returns and for a while everything is fine until he starts to notice changes. And his priorities begin to shift.

It starts out small but little by little the rest of the fam start to catch on that Leo isn’t in control of himself anymore

they have to do a full exorcism to get the demon out of him cuz surprise that deal Leo thought he turned to his favor wasent as full proof and he got snatched by krang prime.

whole section where Draxum and Mikey basically are talking to a tied up krang possessed Leo

I’m thinking very 4 D chess type conversations

meanwhile Donnie and April and Casey are working to undo this whole pact and looking into loop holes n shit.

Raph is anxious the whole time cuz he feels useless and like he isn’t contributing enough to solve the issue. and also how he didn’t do enough to prevent this whole thing in the first place. So he eventually gets fed up and goes to talk to big mama.

and she’s like “I can help but for a price” and so Raph basically agrees to fight in the nexus in exchange for a magical dohicky that can temporarily suppress the Krang “think like Kyos spirit beads or smthin” ( it would be really cool if it was some scrap of the demon armor that big mama made into a ring or something idk.)

Leo is now freed of the Krang but is pissed that Raph had to basically “sell his soul” to big mama to do it. And while the ring dose suppress the possession he can still hear Krang prime from time to time. And prime decides to take a different approach.

he convinces leo to do things to help raph win more fights but get hurt ect. And once he earns enough good faith he convinces Leo that the only way out for raph is to kill big mama and is super adamant about it. And that if Leo let prime take hold for a little bit he could do it for Leo. Because then technically it wouldn’t be Leo killing her. He could excuse it as an accident.

leo eventually with enough pressure caves and all hell break loose. Me thinks the brothers all have to come together to get the krang outta leo. empyrean usage?? idk but Exorcist Mikey as a concept is cool so lets go with that.

and then they all live happily ever after....until the next wacky adventure.

[hes1an1asshole]

One time there was this fucking bitch, I was telling her about this guy I liked and how he was coming to the library today she was like "I'm so excited to meet him" and I was like "me too", I was kinda worried they wouldn't get along but then they got alo g to well they started talking and I was so worries he would like her more, even if it was in a platonic way, at one point I left because I dunno that's usually my response when possible to anything, leave. He dragged me back by the wrist I think, I love him. After that she begged me for his number I refused, she went up to him in school and was asking him and he was like "oh Taylor has my number, you can jsut ask her" and she was slike "no I can't be-" and was gonna tell hum I refused to give it to him. Then later I joked that she's not allowed to talk to him anymore and I even out "/joking" so she knew, amd then she was like " you can't do that, we really bonded you know" like...yeah...thanks for reminding me, I litterally said I wa smoking no need to get that upset girly

Later we're hanging out at the library and litterally every time he comes she runs and hugs him, which to be fair she does to everyone but he rarely hugged me so thst fucking...nvm...but yeah we were playing dnd together and he had was sitting on her side a lot while they were trying to make her character and he kept getting really stressed out because she kept leaving all the time, and we were like an hour in haven't made her character yet, and then she fuckung hugged him and he was like "" thank you" and im like " fucking asshoke" were at the library another time amd I kept leaving because I wa upset for some reason probably because of Charlie doing stuff with my bf and I knew I couldn't stop from crying so I felt really bad but I had to keep leaving, because I couldn't let him see me break down and cry but I and to keep leaving to ball my eyes out Erica*librarian* said they were looking for me but then i come back and she's touching him on the face, probably wiping his tears cuz he got frustrated like the little bish she is, one time she was upset for some reason and attitude wanted to hug her and she was like "no, I don't want to, hug your gf" and he was like " I don't want to". He also says stuff like "go" or " leave"

I'm pretty sure he's joking but it hurts, I wish I could tell him it hurts, but I don't want him to know it hurts, I'm pretty sure he's never seen me cry, he's seen me panic, but not cry, because everytime I'm about to I'd run away

I was gonna write a song on chat got in how much I love him, and then u started brainstorming ideas, and then I wrote all this lol

Also no hate to my bf please, he doesn't mean it, I think-hope, it's my fault, I need to be more communicative about my needs rather than just letting this sit because I'm so scared of my fear turning into hate, and I think I've let it a few times, maybe, I can't rember, I was crying the whole time I wrote this,, it's way to late rn but maybe tmmrw if we call or maybe I could text him say " remember how you'd tell me to leave during school a lot lol" and then he'd probably say smthin like "....yeah what about it?" And I'd say ".. could you maybe not do that next year" and u know it's way to late for me to be making any promises because I know once I wrote birthday cards for him at like 3 am and expected my non- 3 am sled to give it to him

[dyrwoodan]

i’m having a very good time writing about my Iavellans and breaking the canon and i do want to post it but also. i SO don’t want anyone in my askbox saying stuff to me

[loverboypercy]

Starline for the acrostic game? ~sunlight-ships

ACROSTIC F/O ASK GAME

thank uuu @sunlight-ships <33

S - Story - if you and them were in a fairytale, which story would you be and who would play which character?

tbh i already have an idea of sa/tbk red being morgan le fay - granted as much more of a "arthur/sonics silly wizard sibling that lives in the mountains" than their more traditional kind of personality.

i think it would be funny if we got to see eggs in that universe as some kinda evil king, w starline as his like advisor, trusted guard or smthin. then he gets seduced by a funny weirdo.

T - Teach - what skills of theirs would they teach you? what would you teach them?

uh, i mean. they had to start learning more hand-to-hand combat bcs thats what starline kinda does-

but in their like. actual relationship he'd try to get red into hacking and some of the more advanced robotic stuff but they either are Bad at it or just don't really care all that much.

however, i hc that he actually loves cooking/baking so thats something they get to do together and bond over ! he's also one of those Fancy mfers that have their tea like done in a specific way. buddy learns how to do that for him bcs sometimes he needs a lil pick-me-up

A - Art - do they draw or paint? what about any other kind of art? what’s their favorite style/subject/another artist who inspires them?

he admits to having a mild soft spot for aesthetics. he did design and paint his logo himself after all ! if he did end up making art it would probably be more the abstract kind. its a little pretentious but like. red thinks its cute.

he is not allowed to talk about his inspiration and why he wont stop drawing stylised cityscapes and theme parks.

R - Rainbow - what colors do you associate with them and why?

tbh that really nice magenta on his outfit and his eyes make me a lil <3 u kno. its a v pretty colour !

L - Language - what’s their love language? what’s yours?

being annoying /j

i think its pretty solidly set up from his canon appearances that he's an acts of service/gifts kinda guy ! red is also gifts but also quality time.

I - Image - show us a picture of them that gives you a lot of feelings. if they aren’t a visual character, describe your mental image of them!

i love everyones take on him but evans got a special little place in my heart. also his gay little earrings,, never forget what they took from us..

(i also really REALLY love his more monsterous/frankenstein-y concept art where he is Tall. but this post is already really LONG-)

N - Nostalgia - what’s your f/o’s favorite memory?

considering uh. how He Is and comments made off-handedly on ians podcast - i imagine his family wasnt. the best. there was always a disconnect there, and he never really felt like he fit in with them.

but theres one time. he built a little robot for his mother - a very simple and crude thing, something he'd be ashamed of now. but it made her smile and she ruffled his hair. its his most treasured memory, and he hates it.

a second is the first time red called him starlight unironically (it was a bit of a joke before they became actual friends/partners, red called it him once by accident and he got So Mad that they kept doing it). they were still just, very loosely, friends at that point. he was still figuring out what to do with himself, so red took him out to the chao garden with them that morning and had him help out a little. at one point they remarked:

"i don't know if you'll get it right, starlight. but i hope you do."

E - Emotion - is your f/o open with their feelings or do they keep them close to their chest?

starline is one of those people that just bottle and bottle and bottle until they explode - usually by having a breakdown and crying. sometimes he lets stuff slip but he tries so hard to desperately hold onto his cool and calculated persona that it just makes him slip more.

[caliwashere]

TGKDN Ch 20.5-22 Thoughts & Spoilers

I didn’t want to spam post so I’m going to shorten these 3 chapters (20.5 is literally almost the same length as a regular chapter sooo)

context: TGKDN is a jjkxoc (additional add-ons: dad!gojoxoc, yutaxoc, megumixoc) fic called Tsuki Ga Kirei Desu Ne. It’s linked in my bio in case anyone wants to read it. I don’t own TGKDN or take credit for the story/OCs! I’m just a fan!

spoilers below ⬇️

- these three chapters are the reason why i support the TGKDN rewrite so much 

- Imma be organized for once and split them into chapters cuz there’s so much to uncover for each of the three chapters (all the ppl who have been following since my old acc gasping cuz Cali’s gonna be organized for once lmaooo) anyways.....

Chapter 20.5

- HIYORI POV LETS GOOO 

-why is it that Hiyori POVs are the rarest when she’s literally the main character of this story ????

- the jars symbolism was just *chef’s kiss*

- honestly highlights one of the main differences between old TGKDN and rewrite TGKDN cuz there’s more in-depth talk about Hiyori’s struggles now to better paint that image of how she’s perfect at the surface 

-p sure this is the gojo and hiyori parallel cuz they’re both strong and “perfect” in almost every way but they’re actually not 

- whole chapter made me tear up a lil ngl like it hit where it hurt cuz it was relatable like the struggle of being responsible and doing what u believe is ur duty (my tsukuyo hiyori analysis rlly on point thooo wooooooo)

-author frames a lot of stuff in a pretty tasteful manner like the darker/heavier chapters involving mental struggle (i.e Jars + Under the Surface chapters) which honestly props to her cuz i could never 

- the only problem is that she does it too well and it rlly hits (my eyes be swollen too much cuz of this story)  where it hurts every time 

-yuta coming in to help my our precious bean (im writing a hiyorixreader fic for my own satisfaction afanfiosa) just at the right moment

-when he ate the salad aodinasioda she was so surprised 

- i had to google wtf a mousse cake was cuz im uncultured lol

- him opening the jar without saying anything and having no clue how his literal presence just makes her feel better 

- she literally says he’s amazing which mirrors what he said about her in one of the earlier chapters (i forgot which one ooops) DONT THINK I DIDNT CATCH THAT AUTHOR

-mans out here thinking its one-sided but she’s just as down bad as he is

-they’re so cute together

-bouta get cavities from how sweet they are

-they need to hurry up and date already aifnasifnsaionas

- feeling extra single after reading that chapter

- my heart feels full

Chapter 21

- PROTECTIVE BESTIE MAKI WOOOOOOOOOO

- love Maki and her POVS

- her and hiyori are literally best friend goals like i want that (if my irls see this ahahah no u didnt)

- the flower shop moment even the flower shop lady can tell yuta’s down bad lmaooo

- HE GETS HER ONE OF HER FAVORTE FLOWERS EVERY SINGLE DAY CUZ WHEN HE FIRST GOT HER A FLOWER IT WAS JUST ONE AFOIASFNIASFA THATS SO CUTE 

- kazuha. back. off.

- let her draw in her sketchbook that best aunt Shoko got her 

- at least he’s dead 😌 better not come between by precious TsukuOkko

- wait Yuri would be such a good ship name for YutaxHiyori thooo and it means lily too 

- my unwarranted kazuha hate cuz he’s literally the reason she got stabbed cuz she remembered his words from a flashback when she was about the absolutely destroy that crazy cult guy

- even Rika finds him creepy and she’s literally a yandere cursed spirit 

- hiyori not believing in soulmates when she’s literally blessed by a GOD and exorcises curses for a living is hilarious. GIRL U LITERALLY HAVE A TALKING FOX WDYM U THINK THE RED STRING OF FATE AND SOULMATES ARE UNREALISTIC 

- i wonder how this will work out since yuta obviously thinks they’re soulmates or smthin 

- ok tsuki is still mega sus but im starting to wonder if her disappearances for long periods of time in the story are just hiyori getting her to investigate stuff

- that would make sense but tsuki is still mega sus

- also still waiting to find out why hiyori paid mei mei 15 MILLION yen like what’s that about??? 

- ik gojo in the actual manga/anime pays mei mei 10 million at one point to help him with something so maybe it’s another parallel but i don’t think so at the same time

- what’s hiyori planning?? like why tell mei mei of all ppl to do it and not someone like nanami or something??

- moving on, what did Tsuki mean by “nothing on Hokkaido”? 

- maybe the mei mei thing + whatever is going on in Hokkaido is connected??

- we know hiyori is from hokkaido since that was where gojo found her soooo i feel like maybe she’s doing some investigation on what happened to her sister?

-back when her profile was up (pre-rewrite) it said that her main cause of stress was her missing sister so ig it makes sense

-im interested on how this subplot goes cuz even in the regular jjk anime/manga there’s a lot up with hokkaido like it just happened to be left out of Kenjaku’s culling games too

- i keep forgetting hiyori is rlly intuitive like ms. ma’am figured out something was up and got the investigation done 

- ok ok so yall know how tsuki says “if this gets out, you know what they’ll try to do since they’ve been trying to make you a more official part of the family for years now” after hiyori finds out that yuta is related to gojo? 

- i think it’s implying a forced marriage cuz we know that even tho hiyori is ADOPTED she’s still gojo’s heir AND we know that there’s a lot of attention and stuff placed on blood relations for the three big clans (like zenin, kamo, and gojo) cuz they’re old-fashioned like that (p sure there’s probably old-fashioned ppl in the gojo clan but not as bad as zenin and kamo cuz gojo satoru is the head of the clan) 

- if yuta and hiyori were to get married then she would be marrying someone of technical gojo blood cuz yuta is related to gojo thru a common ancestor even tho its distant WHICH would probably strengthen her claim as the next head of the gojo clan after satoru since that would make her an actual part of the gojo clan

- that’s definitely gonna be brought up again i can feel it in my bones 

- i think this is where u can see that hiyori, even tho she cares about doing what is most beneficial for the world and stuff along with how she mentioned she was down for an arranged marriage (not to yuta but in general) if that was most beneficiary, cares more about her loved ones cuz she’s not willing to subject yuta to an arranged marriage at all

- so ig i was wrong before and she places her loved ones and their happiness first over the world basically (aot eren yeager flashbacks oop)

-hiyori valuing yuta and rika’s relationship speaks volumes about her character because even tho yea it was probably superficial and like one of those kindergarten playground marriages type beat...it was still love 

- this is one of the reasons why i like hiyori’s character so much cuz never once does she even attempt to stand between rika and yuta’s relationship even tho she obviously has feelings for yuta

- she knows how important rika is to yuta and vice versa so she’s willing to give up and leave her feelings for yuta unrecipocated if that’s what makes both of them happy

- like this along with 20.5 emphasize how hiyori truly sees rika as a FRIEND even tho rika’s a murderous cursed spirit 

- maki is headstrong and obviously cares alot about hiyori so im glad that maki was the one who gave yuta the push he needed 

Chapter 22

- rika is so adorable going for the hello kitty plush aghhh

-  it’s nice that yuta went to tell rika first that he liked hiyori and even went thru the whole process of apologizing and stuff

- it emphasizes how yuta does love rika but he’s moving on now which most yutaxreader and yutaxoc writers don’t do like they undermine rika and yuta’s relationship in favor of the yutaxoc or yutaxreader relationship

- the author of tgkdn never once does this and emphasizes how yuta, even tho hes in love with hiyori, did love rika and still does and she’ll always have a place in his heart no matter what

- its made clear that rika will always be his childhood love and he will always love her but he also loves hiyori and he’s moving on from his past which is probably one of my favorite aspects about this book

- yuta doesn’t suddenly stop loving rika or decide he’s not gonna love her anymore. he still loves rika and he always will but he loves hiyori too and sure that love is probably greater than his love for rika cuz when ur younger u exaggerate a lot but rika will always remain as a part of his past/heart and that’s what matters 

- he chooses hiyori but its made clear that he will always care and love rika

- props to the author for doing that cuz that takes a lot of courage especially when ur own OC is involved (ik hiyori isn’t a self-insert oc but it still requires a lot of courage to pull something like this) to deal with a situation like this 

- back to hiyori, she never oversteps the boundary between her and yuta. she’s made it clear that she won’t pursue her feelings for yuta out of the respect she has for yuta, rika, and their relationships

- that’s what makes her so likeable as an oc cuz she never does something extremely stupid that can hurt other ppl just cuz she’s in love 

- her relationship with rika is one of my favorites cuz hiyori doesnt see rika as a cursed spirit but as who rika is as a person even tho hiyori has NEVER met human rika 

- yuta finding out that hiyori has been visiting rika’s grave broke my heart cuz that’s probably the moment he realized just how much of a kind soul hiyori is to go above and beyond for other people 

- like the moment he made the connection between the hello kitty stuffed animal and the hello kitty bracelet rika had was just perfect

- the flashbacks of what maki told him combined with him talking to rika is just a work of art in my opinion 

- i think this was probably one of the main points of yuta moving on and getting the closure he needs now all that’s left is rika to be freed then he finally has the closure he needs

- her waiting out in the cold for him was so wholesome 

- when hiyori wrapped the scarf around yuta my heartttt ahhhh

- red scarves are the epitome of romance (look at eren and mikasa) 

- him helping her with her coat while she takes his scarf off without either of them saying anything like its the most natural thing in the world 😌

- making sure he gets his favorite food in the bento cuz she knows he’s probably gonna be hungry

- him eating the sour plum thing for her and her moving the bento so his favorite food is in front of him is just so mfing cute

- maki and the others thinking hiyori is crazy for specifically requesting cabbage salad in her dinner even tho hiyori doesnt even like cabbage salad 

- she doesnt even like cabbage salad and yet she asks for it just cuz she knows yuta likes it (the amount of serotonin i get from these two is just ✨)

Summary 

- i think that hiyori and yuta are both stuck in the past to varying degrees

- it’s p obvious especially from “It May Be the Last” and “Under the Surface” that 

- the difference between yuta and hiyori is that they handle what happened to them in different ways like yuta ended up isolating himself and becoming depressed while hiyori continues on with her life and tries to do better 

- she strives to do better, to get stronger, so it won’t happen again and bottles up her emotions so they dont get in the way of that while yuta doesn’t bottle his emotions up

- its obvious that she’s improving and doing it less thanks to yuta, maki, and the others as seen mainly in “Rika’s Love” and “Jars”

- i hope they can learn from each other and move on from their traumatic pasts together 

- they both have a lot to unpack until they’re finally free of the past but they’re helping each other with it even if they themselves don’t know it 

- the fact that they’re both unintentionally/unknowingly helping each other thru tough times and dealing with their pasts is what makes their relationship so likeable

- ik i talk about liking hiyori a lot and that’s just because she’s a likeable OC. she’s not the type that needs saving from anyone and she’s independent

-she’s strong and knows she is 

- i just like strong female characters 

- she’s not dumb like a lot of other OCs/reader-inserts (i get that having a dumb oc/reader-insert is supposed to make them relatable but it just gets rlly annoying sometimes cuz it’s just one bad decision after another)

- it’s not like she’s perfect either tho

- it’s shown that she still has moments where she fails (and boy does she fail like she literally almost died cuz of it) and she’s flawed but her flaws enhance her character rather than make her hateable. 

- another big reason is that hiyori is nice and basically a ray of sunshine unlike most OCs/reader-inserts who act cool/cold (tsunderes and kuuderes). 

- she doesn’t try to act cold towards other ppl or try to push them away like what most OCs/reader-inserts do either 

- she’s not toxic

- there’s no her trying to deny her feelings for yuta or anything. 

- she just accepts it. 

- she doesn’t cry in front of everyone but she DOES cry in front of those closes to her. she has breakdowns and she cries which makes her human. 

- sorry now im just going on a tangent but yea i rlly like hiyori’s character and props to the author for doing out-of-the-box wild stuff 

[foryouthegays]

also if anyone wants me to transcribe a clip pls send an ask :) or find something :)

good laugh times: 00:40:10, 00:44:44, 00:54:30, 00:55:47 00:58:37

sellout timer: 00:30:40, 01:26:00

other things: (00:10:00 biiiiiig stretch!!!) (00:39:55 that was the most ‘skeppy tried to troll me but i trolled him first’ scream ive heard in a while a;lskdjfadl) (01:23:00 TECHNOSNEEZE TECHNOSNEEZE)

summary:

Technoblade starts the stream and finds an infinity room (a room covered in white item frames and backed with glowstone or sea lanterns, making it look like there is just Void and no end) covering his house. he removes the grief and continues his intro. While waiting for Tommy to join his VC, he finds a Zombie villager, cures it, and reads donations.

Techno and Tommy go to New L’manburg and fix one of Technos propaganda posters. They find Fundy and Ranboo and tell them that if Techno gets his sword back, he’ll help them fight the wither he’s going to spawn. He spawns the wither and runs around while Ranboo and Fundy try to kill it. He doesn’t get his sword back until a few minutes into the battle. Ranboo gives him both his sword and his axe after the Wither is killed by Punz and Fundy.

Fundy gets the Wither Star, and Techno decides that it’s rightfully owned by him. Tommy and Techno start torturing Fundy into giving them the Star. After Techno gets the star back, Tommy starts trying to get his disks back. Techno tells Tommy he’s going too far, and Fundy starts crying, and eventually dies.

Tommy and Techno start to move back to their house, and Tommy gets distracted with the idea of blowing up the community house. Techno convinces him otherwise, and eventually comes clean with his intentions and goals to destroy L’manburg. He asks Tommy to join him, and Tommy accepts.

They go to the wolf army and breed the dogs. While underground, they’re almost caught, but they run away before anyone can catch them.

Techno and Tommy talk about an eventual SBI meetup, make a beacon, and then end the stream.

loud startin the stream today!!!!! :D!!!!!! 10 sec in

oh hes actually loud today this is great his voice gets so nice when hes louder

00:00:30 ‘i’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement” s;ladjfkald

00:00:50 diD HE MAKE AN INFINITY ROOM OR???? IS HE JUST????? WH AT???

oH MY GOD IT IS AN INFINITY ROOM AKSDFJALSDF IS THAT IN THE ACTUAL SMP OR????

aa;lskdfjasd someone mADE AN INFINITY ROOM A;LSDKFJASDF WHO????

00:03:00 i love how even minecraft g o d s cant remember fence gate/fence crafting recipes akdjhfald

00:04:45 ‘gUYS DON’T STAY IN SCHOOL!!!’ ‘n- no you should stay in school’ yeah, sure techno ‘collage dropout’ blade

00:05:17 ‘tommy, is this your credit card? let me read the numbers aloud, tommy’ -technos impression of tommys mom

zombie villager pog!

LISTEN TO HOW HE SAYS CONVENIENT AT 5:45 AHHH I LOVE HIM

00:07:35 why does,,,why does techno say disorientating instead of disorienting??? he says disorientating and i just,,,,,techno,,,,techno thats not the American way of saying it. also i didnt capitalize american bc of Being A Country i did it bc of Emphasis a;lksdfal

he stretch!!!!!! ten mins in

techno ate breakfast pog!!!! 00:10:30

13:00 a;lksdjfal

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STOP MAKING TECHNO GOOD AT CHESS IN GAME HES SAID SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE IS NOT I AM GOING TO SCREAM more proof: 00:14:40 also he calls the chess board ‘the map’ and im akjsdfhkljasd

00:15:40 “i don’t think that dumb people become Minecraft youtubers, I think it’s that being a Minecraft youtuber makes you dumber.”

00:15:50 ‘i was a smart child, I was doing well in school--I mean I wasn’t doing my homework or anything but I was doing well on the tests,” a;lsdkfja

“it do be doing that” -technoblade 2021

WHY DOES HE JUST RANDOMLY KNOW CHESS OPENING NAMES IM SICK OF HIM WHY IS HE LIKE THIS  I HATE IT HERE AALSDKFJASF 00:17:45 its so funny he just reads wikipedia for fun and also same

‘YOURE TALKING SOUNDS’ -tommyinnit, 19:40

00:20:05 ‘tommy, tommy, you’re speaking words, but the only universal language is sounds.’

00:23:24 “we’re going to go threaten....some certain government agents...in minecraft, since I know the FBI is listenin in on my phone right now [techno gets further from his mic and some thuds can be heard] let me just toss that over there...there we go, now they can only listen through my laptop”

00:32:17 mmmm technoyell

fundy n ranboo!!!! 00:33:50

god could u imagine knowing that technos doin a plot stream nd he joins ur call w tommy and they just???? start talking abt the canonical status of ants and new york????? such is the life of ranboo nd fundy a;lksdfjals

WITHER POG WITHER POG WITHER POG WITHER POG 00:39:20

00:39:55 how does he make that sound im crying

HE LAUGH!!!!!!

a;lkdsfjasd ranboo bullying time 00:44:00

god could u imagine being a fan of the dream smp, joining and ur surrounded by all these people uve looked up too, and then they start bulling you?? such is the life of ranboo

torture time!!! 00:46:15, its to get back the star :D

00:50:45 its lowkey terrifying how techno calls torturing fundy to tears ‘the good times’ and laughs while tommy interrogates him. i love it, but also im scared of him. still an apologist. he needs his stuff back!

also like,,,,,techno telling tommy he went too far? terrifying. if techno says you went too far, thats saying something

HE LAUGH!!!!

HE LAUGH AGAIN!!!

my favorite part of techno tommy interactions is how technoll say like, a metaphor or smthin nd tommy just,,,,,,,, ‘yeAHHH BITCH’ its so funny. a good example is 00:56:00:

techno: if you want to make an omlette, you’ve gotta break a few eggs

tommy: yeaaahhhh!! break eggs and bitch!

techno: ....what?

its so funny to me ak;dfjlasjf

and like, their rambles are COMPLETELY different. techno does most of his hopping around in his head and talks about it once he’s figured out what he should do, and tommy just says things out loud without thinking its hilarious

and like, in game, techno is a LOT more calculated than people think. when tommy tries to get techno to blow up the community house, techno has to rein him back in because ‘i’m all for violence, but we need a plan.’ and ‘how would blowing up the community house get your discs back??’ he’s a lot more organized than most of his teammates nd i love it

but like,,,sometimes techno just Says things and its great.  00:57:20 ‘the only dirt we have on dream is his dirt shack, amirite? [claps] gottem. he’s homeless!! eyyyy. lmao.’

00:58:20 is good. also skyblock is canon now.

01:06:50 SBI MEETUP SBI MEETUP

also ‘i dont know about smiling, but’ a;ldkfjadls;fjasf

i love tommy nd techno just kinda vibing

01:16:30 ‘mmmm audience retention rate....mmmm ants’ aldkfja this stream is so dumb i love it

dID TECHNO USE THEY/THEM FOR ERET AT 01:20:55 OR WAS THAT A GENERAL ‘EVERYONE ELSE’ THEY

1:23:00ish TECHNOSNEEZE

A;LSDKFJAS LIKE AN HOUR AFTER GETTING HIS SWORD BACK HE REALZIES HE HAS IT BACK HES SUCH A NERD 01:24:45

he sounds V tired rn a;lsdkfjkasdf

STREAM TOMORROW TOO??? P O G

[jrueships]

Not to be a gremlin buuuuuuut would you care to share your redacted thoughts on trae/John 👀 because I would love to hear them 😳

IMMA BE HONEST ANON.. They're mainly just [redacted] loose random ideas I think with about absolutely NO explanation whatsoever so.. 😭 it's nothing like.. SPECTACULAR but 😳😳 u know like I just can't give u the whole spiel rn 😭

But I'll give random tidbits anyways 😎

Okay so I'll start with like.. the SCENARIO I was thinking about before. So like- 

Trae and John go out clubbing to celebrate a win. They're recently new to the NBA, trae more-so Collins, so they've got a little pride in their win and wanna have fun and get some hotties. But, the win wasn't at home, so most of the people at the club pretty much hated them for beating a team that was supposed to win instead of the hawks. Basically, they get no bitches. 

  And trust me. They did EVERYTHING to get bitches.

Trae would have John go up to women and try and be a good wingman, advertise Trae's attractiveness, Nope. Nada. Trae put in his and John's favorite song. Nobody even wanted to dance with them. It was just John and trae dancing by themselves.. which was fine and all because they usually just dance together anyways, but it Did look a little awkward so… That ended quickly. A lady throws her shoe at them, to which trae keeps because fuck her and her shoe. Now bitch can hobble back home with one barefoot like a crunked up Cinderella 

BUT IN END RESULT, they left the club with no bitches and hurt egos. 

During the drive back to their hotel, Trae complained the whole way. He goes from frustrated to flabbergasted to angry to despairing to annoyed. The whole drive is just him ranting about 'bitches' and how he got none. John keeps pitching in by complaining as well, also showing confusion, equal anger, empathizing, and equal, if not more, Annoyance at the women's denials as well.

And then John says something like "if /I/ was a female, ((we all know how straight men talk yall.)) I'd TOTALLY find you hot, dude!"

   That's when the car gets quiet.

John realizes what he said and quickly tries joking it off, giving a hurried "no homo though!" And laughing nervously. 

Trae starts to laugh and everything is a rushed, awkward fine again. Trae even jokes about it when they park at the hotel, getting out first and opening John's car door for him in mock romance. The charade goes on for a while to lighten things up until the slip up is nothing of serious substance…

A few drinks to drown out their pussyless sorrows and things start to get a little tipsy. Silly drunk conversations conjure while they sit on trae's hotel room bed, but nothing of big talk.. Not until Trae reminds himself about his scoreless night and starts ranting until he gets sad again. Thick brow furrowed, he squinted blurred at the ground and trails his funny gaze up John's physique. He asks something akin to the lines of "hey… remember when you said like… if you were a woman… you'd find me hot?" To which John panics but confirms nonetheless…

Trae goes o h and they sit in awkward silence. They both painfully finish their like. 4th beer of the night. Then trae finally breaks the silence by asking, 

  "So… like.. hypothesis..-ly… hypo...hypocritically-" 

      "Hypothetically ?"

"Yeah. That's what I said. Anyways. Hypothesisly… if you Were a woman.. would you also .. fuck me?"

SO YEAH. THERES MORE TO IT UHH THEY FUCK (DUH) AND THEY BOTH WAKE UP IN THE SAME BED AND PANIC NOT REMEMBERING ANYTHING.. but they find that one shoe the woman threw at them strewn by the door so … of course their straight minds (desperately) convince themselves that they had an EPICLY AWESOME AND HOT threesome with a SMOKING HOT BABE who quickly fled the scene. … And maybe their d*cks mightve touched ONCE and MAYBE trae feels like touching John's ass is far more familiar than he'd like but… THINGS HAPPEN IN THE DARK OK. IT'S HARD TO SEE… 

   In conclusion, they drunk fucked and convinced themselves that they didn't drunk fuck 😭

     But my random weird ideas about them fucking just in general are like…

OKAY OKAY. I know we all love to see short and tall ships.. and the general CONSENSUS is that the taller one is the top but THERES SMTHIN ABOUT THE SHORTER ONE TOPPING THAT IS.. GOOD. OKAY?? So. Yeah. Trae tops LMFAO. HES JUST SO… CLEVERLY ?? SCHEMEY THAT?? He just Is the top ok. THEY CAN SWITCH and john can be the service top to power bottom Trae but.. they have to develop past their straightness for that level 😭 

 BUT ANYWAYS MORE ABOUT TOP TRAE.. he is literally Only hot to John LMFAO. He says and does the cheesiest shit in bed. If he was with anyone else, he'd turn them off by just getting naked down to his batman underwear. But luckily he is with John, his dumbly devoted best friend <3 

More about them in bed tho…

Okay so picture John on the bed getting fucked by Trae standing on the floor because it's too hard for Trae to top with such a height difference LMAO… John is bent on his back and his long legs are hooked over trae's shoulders.. Trae turns his head to kiss his legs all sweet…  John starts to whimper out a moan but then.   Trae puts a finger to his lips and makes a shushing motion like he did to the knicks crowd KABXJS 

Like when trae wants to fuck??? They fuck. In a hotel room with their teammates staying like?? Literally next door? Doesn't matter. They gonna fuck. Just so trae can have the cheesy NERVE of shushing john when their sex is getting too loud. Even though TRAE is the verbal one… 

And by verbal like.. bad porn verbal. Loud obnoxious grunting. Keeps asking John if he likes it. How 'big he is'. Asks how much John Wants it. Then doesn't let John formulate any kind of intelligible response because he's already leaning down to bite the long length of his neck.

SPEAKING OF BITING.. trae is definitely a biter. LMAO… he bites the insides of John's thighs, his neck, the slope of his shoulder, anywhere he can claim his stake, he Claims it. (Even the ass 😭 he's cursed like that man.) Afterwards in the aftercare he trails over his bite marks and kisses them and says smthin stupidly cocky like "you're a work of art and baby I'm your artist"

Trae in general is just a very passionate lover. If he wants John in a different position, he'll PUT John in a different position. Trae wants to do all the work to please John and himself and John just wants to please Trae. Trae will do anything bro. Eating ass, giving or getting (by getting like. Hand on hair Always) the sloppy toppy, having John ride him like. Bro got a fiesty libido.

And John just lets Trae take whatever he wants. He mainly doesn't have the strength to spit out terrible pornstar lines, so he settles for just.. desperately chanting out a slurred series of "bros/dudes/mans/any other term frat bros use to lovingly regale each other in". But yeah. He spends most of his time trying to look at Trae and think about how much he loves him 😭 and how hot he thinks he is right now like this. They're VERY much into looking at each other when having sex, but they weren't at the start though. At the beginning it was a whole "You don't look at me, I don't look at you" deal that was quickly broken when Trae pushed in and they both finally realized how much they want each other so …

ANYWAYS… YEAH.. them being [redacted] together is always like… on the VERGE of being sexy until one of them ruins it somehow (but the other will always find it sexy somehow. The sensible readers just won't 😭). Like if Trae is clapping John's cheeks and they make a funny sound, they're both gonna stop and laugh at how much it sounded like John farted. They're just two stupid guys in stupid love baby!!!! 

[clawsup]

CHIN IN HANDS I WANNA HEAR ABOUT ENID

whoops! my Secret Technique, having WAY too many things to say about enid marlow

favorite thing about them: shes absolutely so rude <3. shes just a little freak i love her. its like the one meme with the anime guy saying hes a genius and then OH NO. full of hubris #girlboss

least favorite thing about them: I think she like. doesn't really have object permanence. shes like a cat if that makes like any sense. If someone isn't on the same team as her or right in front of her they may as well not exist and this ends up making Many Issues. like i think she was pretty close with trin but when trin left she kinda just went 'who?' and repressed that they were friends. then befriended lorcan about it who bullied her into actually still talking to trin (on the rare occasion) which then leads to one of those unfortunate situations when the meet up where its like you were once super close friends w/ this person but just kinda. grew apart.

favorite line: "FIRE AND SMOKE AN EGG HATCHING YORK SILK RETURNS ENID MARLOW RETREATS TO SHADOWS" super early on as far as enid on the crabs go but god do i rotate this in my head. i super like the hc that enid is the one who necromanced york and then IMMEDIATELY faced consequences about it. It also a neat parallel in my mind between mikey t willingly going into the shadows for jaylen, someone he really cares about, and enid just fucking around to help some random lady (nagomi) bring her son back to life and then Find Out About It.

brOTP: no doubt in my mind bevan underbuck. I think that they have such an interesting dynamic w/ enid fucking around and finding out and having to learn to Not Do That from bevan and bevan learning to speak up more for themself from enid. My personal hc that the pitcher hallway of crab fame rlly started when bevan just accidentally moved into the same building as brock berite and finn, and then finn just moved into their bathtub. Then when enid joined finn went "yeah she was a pitcher" and invites her to crash on bevans couch (without telling bevan) and bevan goes wtf before being a bit of a doormat about it. Enid after a while absolutely could move out but simply just doesn't and her and bevan just start getting along super well, like just subconsciously knowing stuff off of vague body language level. not fully related but i also like to imagine that they (used to??) house sit for brock and bertie and were like. in the house watering the plants or smthin when brock got incinerated and had that game on in the background and Well. Things Got Awkward. i also like to think enid and bertie specifically have a weird dynamic bc bertie disapproving of what enid did to 'help' nagomi and york. also if not bevan i think her and kaz absolutely have a sibling dynamic. like enid hasn't talked to kaz in years until he joins the crabs bc like [points least favorite thing about enid] but theyre immediately just like talking like theyve been regularly hanging out together for years. OTP: honestly i don't rlly have any? i think her and bevan could be kinda cute but im not too into it as much as i am them just being bffs. trin and her could also kinda be cute but that ship sailed when trin went to go get a law degree. oh actually i literally just now thought of her and fran going out on one of frans iconic 'dates every new player that joins the wings' thing but like the frans stuck on the crabs boss rush version. not a ship but i think theyd have fun

nOTP: also none tbh? i mean like i guess her and kaz bc my headcanons on those two but also if someone had dif enid/kaz takes and had em as a i thing i dont think id largely care beyond being like 'eh thats not for me'

unpopular opinion: I don't know if this is really that unpopular as it is a thing no one rlly talks about but i still do feel about about but i do still feel bad about Whatever went down to actually get her on our team.

song I associate with them: probably this despite me just saying that i dont rlly have any romance hc for enid. iirc like awhile back my sister just put this on while i had to drive her somewhere and i went 'hm. enid' for fairly obvious reasons.

favorite picture of them: tbh either any drawing of enid by buzz of captainbuzzard fame or any drawing of cool fucked up praying mantis enid by gob of stainedglassgoblin fame

[prettygirlcore]

always be you - kim hongjoong

a/n: requested by my i c o n @atinylandtostay. gender neutral! reader. sorry that this is headcanons but headcanons are easier to write :,).

word count: 0.7k

genre: little bit of angst but over fluffy and sweet

the first time, he was just some poor farmer boy who stumbled into the bar you were at

maybe in his early twenties

you make good conversation, he stumbles on his words a lot but he’s got these cute freckles and tan skin

probably from constantly working outside

his hands are rough and bruised, they’re warm and filled with life, unlike your pale and soft hands that lacked any trace of heat

you had him starstruck from the first moment he saw you

and he tells you that you just have this energy that’s so... dark and intriguing.

and ur like

“yeah i’m a vampire.”

and he laughs because you’re joking.

...

right?

“no like i’m actually a vampire.”

now during this time vampires were a really big fear of the towns people.

but you won’t hurt him, there’s something in your gut stopping you from ever hurting this angel of a boy.

so, from then on, you watch over him.

you make sure he doesn’t do stupid shit that’ll get him killed.

and yet, with that, you start to talk more. he’s more than meets the eye, you discover.

and while you don’t have a heart, whenever you’re with him... you feel this faint beating in your chest.

one day, you’re out in the market, eating a piece of bread or smthin

and suddenly there’s sirens going off in your head

you only hear he constant blaring of fear, not even the lady right next to you asking if you’re alright

you’re not sure what’s wrong but your instincts are crying out to you.

hongjoong

you rush over to to his home, and there he is, being held with a knife to his neck by another vampire.

the next seconds all blur together and your memories only pick up from the moment you’re holding the crying boy painfully tight in your arms, both covered in blood.

“i’m never letting you go.”

you live the next few years, maybe 30 or 40, with hongjoong, until one day you hear the dreaded words from the doctor.

“he’s not going to make it.”

the boy’s never had a good immune system, and humans didn’t live long at all.

so you comfort him until his last breath, and you cry for the first time in your thousands of years of life.

the second time, he’s the son of a rich family you used to know.

you knew it was him because he had the same scar on his finger.

it was a bit harder to figure out than the first time, considering how he always wore gloves in this new life.

but it was definitely him.

he’s taller, his hair is darker, and he stands with more authority, but he’s still that dorky loser you fell for.

you felt the same protective feeling you did that day you met the first one.

the third time, he’s just a villager who approaches you, begging for money or food.

once again, the same finger scar.

he’s so...

tiny?????

p r e c i o u s.

his hair is so dirty and you don’t even wanna think about what could be on his clothes.

but he gives you that smile he did from his past two lives, and you honestly can’t be bothered with the details of this life.

every time he comes back, you know immediately.

but... he doesn’t. he still sees you as a stranger each and every time.

it’s quite a bit painful.

but every time you refuse to tell him of his reincarnation and your eternal love.

but... now you’re on the 9th one.

he’s broader than he usually is. he was intitially colder than you were used to, but maybe you were just used to how extra kind the 8th one was.

and you make a spilt moment decision to tell the 9th one.

in all fairness, as he lays on his dead bed, he cries out to you, “i don’t want our love to die.”

and there’s just nothing else you can do to ease his pain.

“every time you die, i have to search for the next reincarnation of your soul. once you die, i’ll find you again and we’ll continue to love each other.”

his eyes widen. of course he knew you were a vampire, but... he had no idea about how he tied into things.

“so... please wait for me, my love. i’ll find you again soon.”

he chuckles, his eyes starting to close.

“hurry.”

[draconicdetective]

Hey man, are you doing alright? Your last post was kinda worrying <:/ If you need to hear it - everything is going to be okay

yeah im ok ! im gonna ramble a bit in here bc i. really appreciate that you asked and i like to talk a lot so if ur interested in deets thats there but if you just want a short check up

for context, i... am terrified of bugs, and am easy to scare, so. this thing where i touch something i cant see or accidentally and then jump and freak out bc my brain almost always goes to "bug!" is not uncommon in the slightest.

but to sum it up, the other night i just got overwhelmed. last straw on a camels back sort of thing, but when i laid down to go to bed i calmed down after a bit. tysm for asking and also. yeah. everythings okay.. and it will stay ok. ty <3

so. the long of it is that im pretty stressed bc schools abt to start and ill be in my first year of college + my town is super bad w covid stuff and im scared of another outbreak w the new variants. im super high risk.. (doctor said during the beginning of the pandemic that if i caught it the result of it would be "catastrophic" so. um.)

ive always been rly scared of bugs and lately theres been a TON and im covered covered in bugbites so like i said the jump from unknown object to "bug" and freak is not uncommon for me ?? ive done this more than once before, but usually i don't freak out THAT much. usually i go "bug?! wait. no that feels like a wrapper" but. i still dont know what touched my foot? didnt feel like a wrapper ! it might have actually been an insect but im choosing not to believe that.

but i also tend to. i dont think hallucinate is the right word ? but imagine bugs and espec spiders on me a lot and see them in the corner of my vision etc when theyre not there so. that post was just me more or less reaching my limit, i guess, between... stress and fear, being startled just kinda tipped me over.

it definitely was concerning for me to like.. get overwhelmed and have so many phantom sensations at once, but im okay. i skipped my nightcare routine to lay down immediately and even was able to get up like 30 minutes later to take care of smthin. i totally forgot about it in the morning and just went right back to my desk to keep working on what i was doing.

i will say that i took a shower sometime midday and cold water fell off my like. curtain onto my foot when i was doing hair stuff and i DID freak out again but it took me like 3 seconds to realize it wasnt a bug and i didnt get any phantom sensations bc i was wet so i knew there was no buggies on me.

so !!!!!! anyways ty for asking im gonna kiss u gently on the forehead if thats cool i rly appreciate the concern and. yeah. everythings gonna be ok (:

[justauthoring]

Defending Your Honour [H.H.]

Request: okay maybe one w/ harry where she's like the daughter of the queen of hearts (but she's a total sweetheart) and her and him are best friends or smthin idk and one night he shows up at her house all beat up bc he got into a fight and she just takes care of him but she also gets mad bc he's hurting himself and she's worried yk and they argue abt it and it ends w/ them kissing????

Please don’t plagiarize my work!

Word Count: 749

You heart races as his pounding echoes around your room. 

Eyes widening, the snap over to your cracked and broken window, eyes falling on that of Harry. You’re quick to jump to your feet, although quietly, racing over to him, clearly ready to give the boy a piece of your mind. “What the hell are you doing here so late, Harry? You know my mother will kill me if she...” Your words trail and anger fades however when you get a proper look at Harry.

And by that, you mean, a proper look at his black eye, the bruise forming on his right cheek and the deep gash along his left arm. And that’s all you can really see in that moment, the rest of his body hidden from view. Your chest tightens, heart dropping with worry as your gaze softens up at your long time friend. “What happened, Harry?”

With a goofy grin that seems all too misplaced given the circumstances, Harry moves to crawl in, you stepping back to give him room. “Oh, you know,” he shrugs, letting out a soft groan when he manages to misplace a step. You reach out for him the moment he does, guiding him into your room before quietly leading him over to your bed and setting him down.

“I don’t have a lot,” you whisper, grabbing your hidden bag of cleaning supplies you’ve managed to snatch over time. They aren’t great and they’d do very little to actually help Harry, but they’d be enough for now. “But, i’ll clean you the best i can.”

Harry nods, and the two of you fall into a comfortable silence for a little while. You don’t so much mind, it gives you the space and atmosphere to focus on Harry and his injuries as opposed to many times before where he’s talked your ear off. This isn’t the first time you’ve ever had to patch Harry up from some sort of fight or beating, but something about this time seems different.

He looks a little more hurt than normal and he’s awfully more quiet than he’s ever been. Harry’s a flirt, and he has this way of never being able to stop talking. It wasn’t that you so much mind and after years of knowing him, you’ve gotten used to it. So much that him just sitting there in silence feels foreign, almost uncomfortable.

Where’s his usual teasing? Why hasn’t he started shamelessly flirting with you like he always does?

“There,” you say thirty minutes later, “that’s the best i’m gonna be able to do.”

Harry nods, mumbling a soft thank you as you pull back, putting away everything and stuffing it back under your bed so your mother will never find it. If she ever did, well, let’s just say you wouldn’t be able to patch up Harry anymore and it might even be the other way around.

“So, are you going to tell me why you came walking into my room this late at night, looking like this?”

“Just got into a fight, love,” Harry shrugs, “you know me.”

“Yeah, I do,” you nod, “that’s why I know something’s wrong.”

“Nothing’s wrong.”

Huffing, you move to stand up. “You know, I don’t have to patch you up every time you decide to get in some stupid fight. I don’t have to risk getting into trouble from my mother for a boy who only ever comes when he needs my help--”

“Wait, Y/N,” Harry calls, catching your wrist, halting your movements. Clenching your jaw, you turn to him. “It was just these lads. They were saying stuff about ya and I got mad.”

Anger dying, you frown, moving back to your seat. “You got hurt for me?”

“Now, now, I did get a few good hits on them myself, darling,” Harry smirks, falling back into himself a little bit more.

Raising a brow, you sigh at Harry.

“It was stupid,” Harry shrugs, shaking his head. “Not worth ya hearing.”

You could tell it was more. See it in his eyes. But you didn’t want to push it, so you just nodded, biting your bottom lip as silence once again surrounds the both of you. Then, you finally speak; “thank you for defending me.” You smile softly, meeting his eyes.

Harry seems surprised at first, blinking up at you, before you see that familiar smirk of his curl back on his lips. “Anytime, darling,” he winks, causing you to let out a soft laugh.

-

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[mynamehan]

Smells Like School Spirit -Riverdale imagine

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A/N: Why hello she is back with another half-shitty imagine. Sorry this took some time and I hope I understood your request right! I really liked the whole Archie’s sister idea and would love to write it again!

Warnings: none besides (almost-)fights and some swearing

Word count: 1450 ish

Paring: none!

Request: by @cokecola4211 : “ Riverdale imagine the reader is Archie sister and she stands up for the Serpents at school when they transfer and reminds everyone of all the bad things that have done including Archie and Veronica friend Nick and his drug party and she tells it to Principal Weatherbee when they have a meeting in his office about it and what Reggie has done to the school seal. “

Summary: Just a few days after it’s been announced that South Side High would be closing, the new students open the doors to what would be their new and fresher school, only to be met with someone not as pleasant. Luckily, Archie’s sister, being the truth-seeker she is sets the record straight.

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It was official, the students from the much more rugged South Side had transferred to Riverdale High and it was on everyone’s lips. Personally, you found it kinda exciting, new people new drama, you thought to yourself as wandered the hallways of school. Sadly, not everyone shared your thoughts.

Letting your eyes wander as you walked down the hallway to get to your locker, you gazed upon a group of football guys further down the hall. You noticed how they were huddled together, barely saying a word but making conversation though eye contact. Furrowing your brows you thought to yourself that it was unusual for them as they were almost guaranteed to be loud everywhere and at all times. You dismissed it as nothing out of the ordinary, continuing walking up to your locker.

As you grabbed your English textbook you heard multiple people scurry past you, some whispering almost excitedly. Choosing to ignore it, you looked for your pencil case, digging deeper among the things scattered in your locker. Yet again, this time with your head in your locker, you heard the voices of two girls walk past you quickly. 

Letting your curiosity get the best of you you caved in. Closing your locker, you swiftly turned on your heel, following two girls who seemed to be hurrying somewhere. You pressed your textbook to your chest as you tried to walk faster, avoiding bumping into people.

The air around you somehow felt different, the tension building as you made your way down the hall, following the girls. Quickening your pace, you turned a corner only to reach a bigger crowd of students who stood pressed together in the small hallway, all looking at the scene in front of them. You pushed past a few people to get a bit closer. Seeing as both Archie and you were tall, you got a much better look.

Pushing your auburn hair behind your ear, you noticed a group of people you’d only ever heard about before. The serpents from the school on the South Side who were glaring at some of the football guys from earlier. Not to your surprise, Reggie stood face to face with a taller, raven haired boy before being pulled back by your own brother.

They were all wearing some sort of collective leather jacket, making them stand out more as a group in the big crowd. You didn’t hear everything being said over the shatter around you, but you managed to overhear some of Reggie’s words to your brother specifically as he looked him dead in the eye.

“Before you defend them, need I remind you, these greaser-snakes showed up at your house trying to kick your ass.”

“We’ll happily finish what we started.” The tall boy spoke, charging forward slightly before being pulled back by Jughead who stood next to him. You took this as your cue to intervene.

“Hey! What the hell is happening here?!” You pushed through the last few people blocking your way before placing yourself between the serpents and Reggie.

Turning to your brother, you shook your head slightly in disappointment as you barked, “I told you to welcome them, not start a riot.”

Archie scoffed and accusingly pointed to Reggie, “I did welcome them and he started it!”

Rolling your eyes, you turned to face the tall serpent and his companions, “My name’s Y/N Andrews, I’m student body president here and so sorry about all of this.”

Looking the tall serpent in the eye sincerely, his stone cold facial expression seemed to ease a bit from your apology, as you continued scanning over the rest of the new students.

Most of them stood closely together, shoulders tense and eyes weary. Sighing, you glanced over your shoulder to the not so welcoming group. 

“Look, I get that you don’t feel welcome here yet, I don’t blame you. But we’re all going to have to share this school whether we like it or not... Besides, the school could need some healthy competition and variation among students. From what I’ve heard you’re very passionate about what you care for so you have a lot to live up to and a serpent never bends under pressure, am I right?”

Directing your question to the group in front of you, they seemed to peak up at this comment, sharing a few more encouraging looks with each other. Meeting Jughead’s eyes, he nodded slightly before subtly mouthing a ‘thank you’. You gave him a firm nod but before you could say anything else, once again the spotlight was Reggie’s.

“I’m not the only one who’s against this!” He roared, a bunch of hums and ‘yes’ were heard from the group behind him. Looking you dead in the eye as he took a step closer to you.

“You don’t speak for all of us.”

In the corner of your eye you could see how Archie tensed beside you, ready to jump him soon as you said gave him a cue. Standing your ground, you took another step forward. Closing the gap between you as you stared Reggie down.

“Y/N, don’t.” Archie said softly, now from behind you, to which you didn’t listen.

Holding up a finger to shush him, you focused your gaze on the large guy in front of you, speaking harsly. “Reggie, you’re aware that you yourself caused a lot of damage to the school and hurt people?”

You commented before glaring at the students behind him, “And what about Chuck? The whole instagram thing... Wasn’t it amazing how we all worked together to help him right his wrongs?”

This time you directed your words to the girls in the crowd, watching how some of them ducked their heads while others nodded slightly. Turning your gaze back to Reggie you narrowed your eyes as your tone softened a bit.

“Don’t you see that almost everyone here has at one point done something bad to the people of this school? You more than others.”

You noticed his eyes flickering between yours. Giving him a ‘c’mon’ look, it seemed as if he was about to say something before a deep voice interrupted.

”Alright! That’s enough pomp and circumstance. Everyone let’s get to class. Now!”

The deep voice belonged to Principal Weatherbee and made everyone turn on their heels to scurry away, not wanting to get in trouble. Keeping your back to him, you stood still in your spot continuing to glare at Reggie as he reluctantly backed away, the football guys following.

Still feeling some gazes on you, you shrugged them off as you turned to your brother. “Arch, this is never going to work out.” 

He gave you a confused look before waving his hand dramatically at the scene that had just happened. “What? Y/N, it just did thanks to you! This is why you’re student body president and no one else.” 

Smiling at his kind words, you glanced around you, seeing that most people had left, including the south siders and the spectators. “Nobody does it like you.”

The finally pleasant atmosphere was interfered by Principal Weatherbee calling your name with a hard tone. Looking over your shoulder before meeting Archie’s now nervous eyes. “My office now, miss.”

Closing the door behind him, Weatherbee walked back to his desk where he sat down in the chair before looking you over. Rubbing your arm awkwardly, you couldn’t help but feel slightly anxious.

“I appreciate what you’re doing for the school, Y/N. It can’t be easy with such lawless and unruly students here, completely wrecking the school spirit.”

Furrowing your brows you raised your voice to protest. “Um, Principal Weatherbee, the problem is definitely not just the south siders. The problem is with us and the hostility, not them.”

“Exactly, it’s the hostility they posses that affects the school negatively. Hence why it’s extremely important to make them blend in. The sooner they feel apart of the group, the better and the less likely they’ll turn this school into a drug lab as well.“ He muttered out, leaning his elbows on his desk.

“With all due respect Principal, I really don’t think they’re the problem... Just like I said to Reggie, every student here has at some point done something that-“ 

“We still need to take precautions-“

“But we don’t! We don’t.” You cut him off, rather desperately, earning you a surprised look from the Principal. 

“In my opinion, Chuck should’ve been expelled for good for what he did to those girls. And if you wanna talk drugs, let’s talk about Nick St. Clair and his drug party which was all over the news. It was your north side students who attended.

Weatherbee gave you a stern look for cutting him off. Taking a quick breath as you continued. “My point is, you can’t runt the school on the thoughts that some students belong less than others. I’m saying that you need to give the south siders a clean slate, just as you did the north siders.”

Sitting quietly as he glared at you, you cleared your throat suddenly very conscious over your sudden outburst. Weatherbee sat up straighter in his chair, clasping his hands together. “Very well then, miss Andrews, you’ve made your point clear... You may leave.”

Raising your brows in confusion, at a temporary loss for words, you stuttered. “I, well, did my message-“

Sighing deeply as he leaned back into his chair. putting his head in his hand. “Miss Andrews, leave please. I’ve had enough of riots for today.” 

Nodding profusely, you quickly turned around, heading straight for the door before coming to a stop. “Oh, and sorry for being a bit rude but it was necessary.” 

Looking up from his hand with annoyance in his eyes, you shook your head slightly, before stumbling out of the office.

“Sorry, go, right, yes.”

[dib-kinnie]

I heard your asks /requests were open? How long have you been in the fandom, and how long have you been shipping Zadr? I’ve been in the fandom for almost 3 months strong now.. And I started shipping Zadr like.. 2 weeks after that? I mean, once I got into tumblr Zadr sucked my soul and claimed my ass, but it took me 2 weeks to realize / acknowledge that .. Also if you’re takin requests, Zim being cute / cuddling with his 2 robot sons please, thank. Ily and your art 💖💖

i mean ive known OF invader zim for like, 3 year or smthin BUT ive gotten way more into it recently, like 1 month ago, and started shipping zadr a few days after that tho ,,,, ALSO which robots are u talking about all i know is gir because i am................ very small brain  😳 😳 😳

[foryouthegays]

The Favor [Dream SMP]

Highlights, timestamps, summary, and transcripts. Feel free to request a transcript or timestamp for this stream! There was a bit of lore but most of it was just the syndicate having fun together, really good stream for chill technocontent!

Summary w/ timestamps

Techno starts the stream in his Antarctic house. He’s in the enchanting room, and he stalls for a while to let viewers join the stream.

At 3:30, he joins a discord call with Phil, Niki, and Ranboo, and walks outside. They’re all standing outside his house and set off fireworks, wishing him a happy birthday. They joke for a while, and then show Techno his birthday cake. This is completely unrelated, probably, but there are different flowers on the table, a cornflower, an allium, and a white tulip. They fire more fireworks, and Techno eventually gets stabbed by Niki and looses some hunger, so he can eat cake. He calls Ranboo a potential professional clown.

9:30 the syndicate sits down and starts filling Techno in on what’s happened while he was gone. He explains his absence as going into the wild to train, not hibernating. They explain that Tommy died, and Techno seems a little sad, but quickly moved to confusion when Phil says that Dream brought him back.

Ranboo reminds Phil that Wil was also brought back, and both Techno and Niki are, understandably, confused. Angry, Niki demands an explanation, and Techno mostly accepts it. Phil mentions that Wilbur is living in his house, and explains that Wilburs changed to Niki.

They go back to joking and non-lore things (thankfully), and return to lore at 15:35. Techno finds a forest in front of his house, Phil tells him that it just sprouted up one day, but tells him not to worry. Ranboo mentions that Phil said ‘it might have been her,’ but they quickly move on. Phil explains more about the revival book, saying that Dream has it and brought back Wil and Tommy. Niki reminds them that he could bring back Schlatt, and that they do not want that. They start talking about government takeovers, and Techno mentions wanting to train Niki and Ranboo to be at least self sufficient, but while hes talking, he spots Quackity on a mountain near his house. He leaves the conversation to go confront Quackity.

He joins the call at 21:30. Quackity thanks Techno for allying with him at the Banquet, and quickly moves topics to Dream and the prison. Quackity tells Techno that Dream wanted him to visit, and finally call out the favor. They joke about scheduling, Techno threatens Quackity a bit, and they leave the call. Techno contemplates if he should trust Quackity, and joins the Syndicate call again at 32:10. They joke, eat more desserts, and fire more fireworks. Phil takes the group to the training room, and they explore for a while. Techno cryptically explains why he left during the party, Niki says that they sound like someone who gives empty promises, and asks if it was Wilbur.

43:00 the group rings the membership bell for a long time. It is very loud.

Highlight timestamps/ me talking:

Starting the streammmm

Ive missed him. I fell asleep to his n phils mcm last night which was nice

1:30 ‘did someone rob me? i feel like there used to be more stuff in here. Or maybe im paranoid!’ Wasnt stuff in that chest like actually robbed? That sucks

2:00 ‘i am a brand new youtuber, i just started out,’ mhm sure techno

2:30 FLOOF!!!

2:58 Techno repeating himself but in a weirder voice my beloved

3:30 he AAAAAAA

3:38 ‘oh my god, oh my god im so canonically surprised’ aldhs,dmhf

4:08 ‘we were scared you might do a flight or fight situation and just start stabbing’ techno canonically chooses fight over flight? I mean makes sense but. Good info to have

7:00 ALDKDFH niki just casually stabs techno, as u do

8:20 ah yes, mr cake man, ranboo, saving the day once more

8:40 ‘you could be a professional clown, ranboo!’ OH MY GOSDILJSHDF

9:30 techno is canonically Very Tall

10:15 techno sad that tommy died? Technosad?

I love how quickly techno goes from acting to laughing at minecraft. He just. He does not care and i support him. Makes it much easier to watch when u know hes gonna point out smthin dumb in the middle of Stress

13:34 ‘life survival tips: do not punch a polar bear in the nose. Just, generally ill advised’ yeah i mean. Ur not wrong

16:13 ‘so ur saying,,,,its like death note,,,in reverse’ ive missed techno

18:35 ‘if you think about it, no one canonically died, so were not even murderers’ i mean hes not wrong is he

21:35 ALDKTH ‘THE QUACKSTER’

Also techno doesnt know his age pog? Hes just That old? Aldkdhf

31:10 ‘bro he said have an awesome birthday and i almost said you too. I almost said you too, chat.’

31:50 were in a boat just two friends in a boat du du duu

32:40 techno called nikis baking delicious!! Aldkdhf! But apparently he likes pumpkin pie and i will no longer be supporting him

34:19 blOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BEARRR!

35:40 ‘people have tricks up their sleeves, i have whole cakes’ ok ranboo

45:35 blood for the blood god

[morethanonepage]

skdkdkdn so like this is inspired by your grocery shopping fic and me being a fucking goblin while shopping with other but like john and Chas at like a flea market (or whatever its called in your area) but like Chas is just trying to get some organic produce and maybe look at some of the clothes people sell at some stands and john just Keeps Walking Away and calling Chas over to look at weird shit (80% weed blankets and horrifying children's toys) and Chas is just So Fucking Tired of This

at some point Chas is just fed up and starts chasing after him and pulling at him. he grabs him by the scruff like a cat, or pulls him by the tie/grabs his coat (john gets his arms out of it and keeps going to try and be funny) Chas quits, gets all his shit that he was going to buy (including something for Geraldine), he just goes to the parking lot and sits in the car, pretending he left. john calls him. he tells him he’s back at whatever place they’re staying at and just naps/chills or smthin

also how could I forget all the baby leash jokes? whether or not Zed comes with (let’s be real, she’d be a big help especially with corralling literal eight year old John Constantine and also stopping him from buying all kinds of weird shit like several sets of shitty music in foreign languages). she and Chas joke about buying one of those leashes white people put on their kids at least once. john does little magic tricks for any kid nearby in order to kill time

honestly anon, chas putting his hand around the back of john’s neck to like, shepherd him around is 1000% amazing because a) it’s such a power move and b) it’s such a DAD move so c) john would be ~into~ it but d) chas wouldn’t mean it any other way than like, genuinely trying to usher john around, therefore e) the whole thing is my favorite john/chas mini trope of ‘chas does a totally innocent thing, john is weirdly turned on by it, and chas remains 100% unaware throughout’. 

also lbr nbc!chas chandler is farmer’s market hot. like that is his home base. observe the rare brooklyn bear in his natural habitat, roaming between stalls selling raw honey and artisanal cheese and what not, making small talk with hippie fruit vendors from upstate. meanwhile john constantine’s stuffing probably-haunted dolls into his trenchcoat for ‘future study’ aka a laugh and zed hopefully is just taking a break with some handpressed apple juice. checking out the handmade jewelry. basically just having herself a nice day because eff that.