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Okay i caved to the questions. welcome to ted's omegaverse except there's like no omegas in the verse. Pls don't kill me
Omegas Exist, but... the sportsworld is far too toxic for most to exist Normally, i mean. Male sports especially, but even the wnba had a streak at the start of their development where it was originally believed that only female alphas would just Barely be strong enough to commit to a sport ( a bad mix of misogyny and secondary hierarchy ) . Male-dominated sports have the similar feel in terms of outdated stances plaguing public opinion, but keep it simpler with ' only Alphas are strong enough for Sport.'
However, this has started to change.
Not in favor of the omega, no, don't be silly! Nothings ever in favor of Them.
It's not Exactly favor of The Beta either, but the betas do at least get to keep their name. You see, betas play fundamental roles in team sports especially. They may not be as valued (not in a star sense, but a 'i need a wheel that'll make this car move (team gain traction/fans) and a beta would be perfect' valuing kind of sense. You're just a worker, but hey! At least you CAN work, right? Unlike The Invaluables.) in independent sports like boxing, but good betas are Critical to a TEAM that needs a Championship -- that needs Roleplayers .
Team rulebook 5. Betas are the Best roleplayers. That's the best fame they'll ever seem to get, it seems.
Although some delusional fans and sometimes gms may try to construct a team of mainly alphas (either a lot of young alpha top picks or veteran alpha players hungry for a win ) for the raw power, intensity, and.. cool factor.. it usually falls apart pretty sadly. They need a mediator, someone who won't get greedy or frustrated with the fame or lack of it. Someone who's willing to pass, willing to come in and be the clog rather than the mechanic, someone who's a Beta whose only sense of belonging Is belonging.
Sports rulebook 6. Betas Stand Second.
Most betas have accepted this before entering a sport, ever since Scottie Pippen embarrassed himself for trying to flip the Beta narrative and failing laughably .
Betas can be bad. Bill Laimbeer will beat the breaks off anyone. They can also be good. Pippen would try to middleman Jordan's frustrations with his team, especially the rups (rookie 'pups', men playfully called pups because they're new to the sport). Shaq and Magic both have humorous charms that make them Feel like alphas.. but they needed more to get a ring. They needed alpha teammates, ultimately. no matter how big or bad or good a Beta may be, they are always Second. But they should never, never be considered first. That's an alpha's job. Orlando made that mistake drafting a beta to win them a ring, a beta that would eventually leave to ringchase with any alpha he could. Shaq's a bit shameless for a beta, but being shameless is maybe the only path to 'fame' (becoming a simple shtick to an easy-to-remember title, either being Sidekick, Dumb, Helpful, Funny, Enforcer, etc) for the life of a beta. Why? Because
Sports rulebook 1. Your Alpha Must Take Over.
Alphas can come in different shapes and sizes. Not all alphas are big and burly. They're not all hyper-confident or aggressive for no reason. But they Do have to come and take over a team. They DO HAVE TO feel possessive over their players, obsessive over their plays. Betas are there just to work, PICKED just to WORK, but alphas? Alphas are different. They Have to be the spark.
Michael Jordan was an alpha who presented very, very late. No one is exactly sure when he presented. Even Michael's story changes from before getting cut in highschool to after to college to the 'flu' game. But Everyone, at one point, thought he was a beta. ( His siblings laugh at this. )And then he wasn't. And then he won. And then he became a dictator .
But, again, there's a lot of alphas that haven't won. Charles Barkley, hilarious and prickly, perhaps too prickly at times, can be his own downfall from either sheer laziness or stubbornness. Some didnt always 'Win' in life like alpha fanboys or alpha egoists might try to persuade. Wilt was great, but personality-wise? .... other alphas like Kareem butted heads with him.. and even betas like Magic would then butt heads with Kareem! Allen Iverson played by his own self-indulgent rules and won through his fashionable impact, self-oriented liberation, and also lost by playing his own self-indulgent rules through trouble with money. Isiah Thomas defends his team and their troubles like a bull, oftentimes a hypocritical.. near-sighted bull. Larry Bird? Competitive. And fucking Rude.
Sports rulebook .....: Alphas Can Be Double-Edged To Either The Team, or Themselves
Alphas whose talent alone failed them by being either not enough, not determined, or entirely different to the subject become disgruntled sports 'analysts' who criticize betas or 'wannabe alphas' aka alphas whose behaviors don't seem 'alpha' enough (too docile). Others become known as busts. Others disappear. Others refuse to give up on their alpha birthright, scratching tooth and nail in the gleague, a disaster league of rups, failed alphas, struggling betas still trying to learn their place, and a few undercover omegas on suppressants. They can bounce around trying to take over team from team, or try to act more like a beta just to gain a secure job, only for their old trained instincts of Stardom to swoop in and make them seem stubborn and selfish (hog the ball during crucial moments). Many become coaches whose attachment to the game is almost parasitic as a purpose. Commentating is another option to fuel that parasocial fire.
You live as an alpha, you die as an alpha. It's a Sport.
That is, until Rodman happened.
Hes not an alpha, some thought he was, during his bulls era. But at the beginning, he was a beta. A gangly pistons player during the dirty work of defense. A beta who blended into whatever his team was, a bad boy, a nitty gritty, a winner, a loser -- whatever his team needed, he became. And then, his team needed him traded.
He started taking more, at first. Started becoming defiant, becoming aggravated. Paranoid at Popovich's overwhelmingly alpha abuse of power, of persistence, of Perception.
Isiah begged him to keep it easy, it's not safe to take so much, it's Untested. It's got side effects, he's seen them from players who wanted to get as far as rodman could but couldn't. They weren't strong like rodman. Another alpha giving him his unsolicited opinion. Bill told him to suck it up. Betas can be so bitter. Pop's yelling. Such a dusty smell, red sand that made your nose itch and not in the fun, just snorted ski slopes way. And now he's gotta deal with Pippen's wary, flipflop scent of calming then chilling hormones soothing then spiking the air as most betas do. And now, he's got Michael telling him to--
... Michael's pouring his pills down the toliet, both his heat suppressants .. and his Rut Inducers. He's skipped from telling and has gone straight to Doing .
One look from the ??? and Rodman realized.
Rodman realized he was tired of wanting to be wanted like a starting alpha but personal enough to be privately pressed like a working beta. Rodman realized a lot of things about himself and others that day. 1. He was tired of always crumbling to others' norms. 2. 'ROIDing' is an action that can be used primarily by athletes because they can afford it. 3. Other athletes besides himself have/can do it. 4. He's just the only one that's made it now known to the world that He is Dennis Rodman, He is an Omega, and He's used ROIDing to void his omega symptoms with suped up suppressants then Replicated Rut with raging inducers & created a Beautifully sensitive Beta, then, increasing both doses heavily, an abstract Alpha.
In short, yeah, he's used ROIDs. But he's stopping now. He's playing completely without the doses. Not too little, not too much, it's done. Zero. Isn't that great? Isn't that what sports always preach in the end? That it's You who wins or loses in the end. Not just your Talent, or your Drive, your Reach, it's You. You, crazy culmination You, who matters ultimately in Your world.
So why is everyone so horrified.
The sport changes after this. A few, just a few, omegas can show now, like, actually Show and not curtain themselves behind overloaded prescriptions. Apparently, even betas could ROID back then with just rut inducers to enhance alpha behavior and appear or Become alphas as long as they continue to doses. But most scrutiny lies in omegas ROIDing into betas, since it's a much easier dose to take in comparison to an omega -> alpha jump, which can have devastating side effects -- the most harmful being mental. Only those determined enough, Insane enough can commit themselves fully without cutting too abruptly and creating even more damage through their hesitancy. And even if the process is completed, the effects may be harsher than expected.
Betas start to become the new scrutinized spotlight, either torn by criticism of doing too much or too little, or skepticism on whether or not they're 'Real'. Alphas, in turn, get desperate to outshine the shiners, whether accomplishing that feat via negative or positive means. It's rumored some have even started turning themselves into Betas now, hard dosing rut suppressants when they're that desperate to try and tame the ego that torments them. Some say it's for the better, some respond brilliantly to the dose, it was made for them, it was Them. Old packs often rip these kind of thoughts to shreds, not caring for empathetic stances, just their black & white view of what was once written. New packs accept the dosing, but the worst of the new packs pick and choose which to, either Everyone Has To or only The Good Ones can. Old players get their legacies questioned because their secondary hierarchy is questioned. Was Magic Really a beta? Or was he a self-conscious, self-compensating omega who craved the lure of feeling needed? And then even went an extra step with the rut inducers to make him a Shiny beta, charismatic enough to peacock? Or was he just that Magic to be a really flashy beta? OR OR.. is magic all of that at once? Maybe, if he did do it, he needed to?
ROIDing is a necessary medicine in sport now, newly designated as necessary using overstimulation risk as a reason to protect too many players from imprisonment & eventual shut down of the sport since suppressants were part of every player ( keeps betas clear-headed and alphas consolable ). But it's still debated by any side a group may conjoin as. The threat of its illegalization is looming. Violence, fear, envy, hatred. Trust no one.
Fuck Everyone ?
oh, yeah, anyone can top or bottom here. That at least remains the same. Positions can just go against the grain in less secret now.. however, that doesn't mean they're all exactly Comfortable to, though .
But you know who's mighty comfy?
Dennis is doing just fine. Eccentric, quiet, grounded, true, omega, stubborn, beta, alpha, callous: Dennis.
#in SUMMARY#dennis started the fire#and no one knows whos who really#in my world i wanna leave a little room for outside interpretation#was mj a beta who roided into an alpha?#or was he an omega who was just crazy enough to make the leap#or was he really merely an alpha who presented late?#im neither confirming nor denying anything ! it's open for everyone to speculate !!#im gonna make another post expanding on the different ppl in this verse and their assignments later#i just needed to set the scene yanno#if u read all this ure insane and i love u but ure insane#ted longer#ted drabbles
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Tight Leash w/ Roy Kent
Imagine: Roy has managed to keep his feelings for you to himselfâŚ.until one night heâs unable to hold onto them any longer.
Contains: fem/reader, cursing, Roy losing his absolute shit in the best way, sexual innuendos
Warnings: none
âI canât believe I ever let you convince me to wear this.â
âBabes you look phenomenal,â Keeley preened.
You might not have had the option to skip the fundraiser event you were about to enter, but you did have the option to wear something moreâŚ.lowkey. You did tend to keep it lowkey, as one of the clubs media specialists. Keeley handed all of the flashy bits, the paparazzi and signings and public appearances. You tended to a lot of the background stuff; the sports articles and communications within the league, and the clubs various websites and platforms. Ever since you joined the team nearly a year go now you liked to work in the background, liked being unnoticeable.
Unfortunately youâd become best friends with Keeley Jones-the most noticeable person on the planet. And when you learned you had to attend some annual fundraising gala Rebecca was putting on, Keeley made it her life mission to convince you to wear something daring. And in a moment of weakness youâd agreed.
But now that you were present at the gala and it was almost your turn to walk to press carpet, you were having some serious regrets.
âSeriously Keeley, I feel ridiculous. One of the guys is going to see me and bust out laughing. This is something Rebecca would wear and pull off, not me.â Not to mention the carpet ahead was daunting. Cameras flashing constantly, held by shouting, viperous paparazzi.
âHey,â Keeley pulled you to the side, forcing you to look at her instead of ahead at the walk into the hall. âNo matter what mean things your brain are telling you right now, you look phenomenal. And when the guys see you, when Kent sees you-theyâre gonna be lost for words.â
You flushed, because of course your best friend couldnât resist mentioning the man you had a huge thing for. She never let it go after you let it slip one night. The two of you were just friends, no matter how much Keeley insisted that Roy was in love with you. You two had hit it off shortly after you started, appreciating each otherâs dry sense of humor and love of cursing. Besides Keeley he was your best friend. But that was it-no matter how much you daydreamed of more.
"You've got this babe, i promise. Donât forget-you are a badass bitch." Keeley gave you a final smile and quick kiss on the cheek before she was being called up. She left your side and stepped out onto the carpet. The photographers went wide, bursts of light exploding. You were officially next.
You took a deep breath, in and out. You just wanted to be inside the gala with your people, having fun with the club and Rebecca and Keeley. Unfortunately, this carpet stood in between you and them.
Just when you thought you had taken enough deep breaths and were finally ready, you heard a sharp inhale behind you. You risked a glance over your shoulder, finding Roy standing a few feet behind you. And you had to admit, he looked good. The all black attire did not surprise you but it did suit him. He was taking you in, slowly, from head to toe. Your outfit was all white, comprised of crisp high waisted pants and a corseted long sleeve top. (see visual below, I love a good visual, tho feel free to alter it in your brain to best suit you)

When his eyes finally rose to your chest he swore.
"Fucking hell."
"What was that, Roy?"
His eyes rose again, this time to meet yours.
Maybe it was Keely's words ringing around your head, or the way Roy couldn't keep his eyes off you, or the shot of whiskey you'd taken on the drive in. But regardless, you suddenly felt a smudge more confident. So with a final mental fuck it, you decided to embrace it. You relaxed your shoulders, straightened your spine, and as they called your name you smiled at Roy and gave a quick wink before you spun on your heel and took your first step out onto the carpet.
The cameras lit up, photographers crying for a spin, a turn, an angle, any bit of attention. You stopped a few times, allowing them pictures of you in different poses. The lights and the noises soon became too much however, so you kept it short before you strutted down the rest of the carpet and made it inside the gala building where Keely was stood waiting.
"Oh my god, you looked like a right model walking into a show," she gushed. "Those pictures of you are going to be jaw-dropping babe. And poor Roy's dragging his jaw against the floor."
You flushed as you let the excitable girl link arms with you and drag you towards the teams designated table. "I don't know what came over me, Ke. I just decided to go with it and channel my inner Rebecca. And I fucking winked at Roy. Who am I?â
"If he doesn't pull you away to ravish you by the end of the night I will."
You giggled with your friend, happily accepting the drink she got you.
"Ladies."
To your delight Coach Lasso approached, eyes crinkled as he smiled. "You both look down-right beautiful."
"Oh thank you Ted, you're looking quite handsome this evening."
"Well that's mighty kind of you. Now between the three of us, I was really just coming to let you know that Roy just stormed into the building like a starved man on a mission, demanding to know if I'd seen which way you went. The poor man looked so red in the face I was worried he was going to keel over."
You flushed, eyes suddenly finding the floor quite interesting.
"Now you two wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?"
"He's realizing that he's in love with her," Keely couldn't help but gush.
Eyes widening, you smacked her arm.
"Ow!"
"Keely! He is not!"
"Ah," Lasso hummed, chuckling a bit. "It's about damn time. The boys and I are getting tired of the silent pining."
"We are not- there is no silent pining." You argued, looking between your two friends.
âYou two have been inseparable since you met. You spend more time with him then anyone else in the club, babes.â
âKee, weâre just friends.â
"I donât think he thinks that," Lasso gestured with his head and you followed his gaze, finding Roy stood across the room, staring straight at you.
Your heart skipped a beat as his intense eyes met yours.
"I need some water," you stated, the air suddenly too heavy to breath.
"I can-"
"It's ok, Kee," you interrupted, kissing her cheek. "I'll be back."
She nor Lasso argued, watching as you hurried away from the table and towards the bar. Roy was after you the next minute, speeding across the floor and past the table towards you.
"Those two...." Lasso trailed off as he shook his head.
"Idiots."
"Lovesick idiots."
-
You weren't really thinking straight when you rushed away from your friends. All you could think was that the weight of Roy's gaze was heavy, stifling, and you felt your chest constrict.
You stepped up to the bar and asked for an ice water, receiving it moments later. You thanked the bartender and glided over to a neglected corner of the room, where only a few stragglers buzzed around. It was quieter over here, and you could feel the ache in your chest ease slightly.
"Hey," a soft voice invaded your space.
You froze, turning.
Roy was stood there, looking down at you again with that intense dark gaze.
"Hi," you said softly, unable to stop your eyes from flickering down to his lips before quickly back up.
"You look....fucking beautiful."
A heat began in your cheeks, reaching down your neck and no doubt flushing your collar and chest as well.
"That word doesn't seem quite enough. Fucking....breathtaking." And the way he said it sounded like he was, in fact, breathless. His chest heaved, as he stood perfectly still in front of you.
The heat was beginning to prick at your stomach, and if Roy wasn't very careful it was going to continue to travel downward.
"Thank you. Everyone here looks pretty amazing."
"Sweetheart, I haven't so much as glanced at anyone else in here. How can I, when you look so...." he trailed off, lips parting silently.
"What?"
âIâve been doing my best to keep what I was feeling on a tight leash. I never wanted to ruinâŚthis. Our friendship. I donât know what Iâd do with it, butâŚâ
You furrowed your eyebrows. He wasnât making any sense. âWhat are you saying Roy?â
"Can I kiss you?"
Ok, the heat had officially traveled to your entire body. You felt like you were on fire, and all Roy was doing was looking at you. Never had you considered how much a simple question like that could affect you, but as you watched him wait in heavy anticipation, wanting to touch you but unwilling until you gave him permission, you became weak in the knees.
"Yes-" the word was barely out of your mouth before he was kissing you, trapping the word in between you. His hands cradled your face so delicately, like you were made of glass. You rested your hands on his chest, appreciating the muscle you felt under the suit.
His lips were so soft, and tasted faintly of the cherry chapstick you'd given him just the other day. He smelled of spicy cologne and his scruff tickled your face.
He pulled away, just enough to meet your eyes.
"I may be the most stubborn, selfish, miserable prick on this planet, but you make me feel like I'm so much more. And this may be the most selfish thing I ever do, but I don't fucking care anymore. I'm in love with you."
Your lips parted, eye searching his for any signs of deception. You couldn't find any.
"Im in love with you too, my miserable prick."
He choked on a laugh, his eyes glassy as he rested his forehead against yours. "God, I love you so fucking much."
"I love you even fucking more."
#fanfic#imagine#drabble#fanfiction#x reader#writing#ted lasso#ted lasso imagine#roy kent#roy kent x reader#Roy Kent imagine
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Hello!! I literally finished Ted Lasso and am IN LOVE with Jamie Tartt (this may or may not have to do with the amount of fics Iâve read recently). Would you be up for writing a Jamie x reader where theyâve been secretly dating for a while and the team finds out, perhaps with a reader that works for AFC Richmond as like theyâre photographer or something?
Omg babe I need more Jamie fics in my life. Jamie Tartt x fem!reader
cw: swearing, hickey, jamie tartt being a smug asshole
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You can't stop subconsciously rubbing your neck, likely from the anxiety of wondering if your makeup is doing an adequate job covering the smattering of love-bites on your neck. When your fingers came away with a chalky coating of powder, you kept your hand frozen by your side, your free hand jotting down notes as your boss kept rambling, careful to filter the necessary information from the side tangents.Â
âYou get all that, babe?â Keely looked up from her computer, half apologetic. âIâm so sorry my brain has been all over the place lately.âÂ
âYouâre okay Miss.â You looked up, eyes catching on the man winking at you from across the room. He was looking nearly sinful with a towel slung over his bulky shoulder, skin gleaming with sweat. You stiffened, handing the clipboard to your boss. âDoes this all look right?âÂ
She mumbled as her eyes scanned the page. âPerfect! Thank you so much, Y/N. I'm serious when I say I would be a complete shitstorm without you.â She glanced at the clock. âOh, bugger! Itâs gone 1. Why donât you take your lunch, Iâll figure the rest of this mess out.â Her perfectly manicured hand shooed you from the office.Â
âThank you Miss.â You contained your smile, glancing at Jamie. He was still looking at you, brown eyes burning into your form. You scampered off, closing the door to Keelyâs office on the way out.Â
The hallway was oddly barren of players and staff, excepting the boy leant casually against the doorframe of the gym bearing lazy smile on his face. You walked up to him timidly, looking around the room to make sure there were no suspicious eyes.Â
âHey cutie.â He said, running a hand through his blonde hair. Your legs felt like jelly, only made worse from the pinching heels on your feet.
âHey Jamie. Are you okay? Why arenât you in practice??â You looked over him for injuries, expecting to find some blooming bruise or irritated scratches. He smiled at you. You could tell he wanted to reach for you but didnât want to risk the exposure.Â
You were the main reason the relationship between you two was a secret. Jamie would shout it from the rooftop if he could, but you were still unsure. You werenât ashamed by any means, but you couldnât help but feel pressure. You were dating one of the most well-known Richmond players. (one who was also on a dating show made entirely up of very attractive people). Nevertheless, Jamie treated you like a rare diamond.Â
âYou can stop checking me out, babe. Iâm alright. Coach is just havinâ us run laps. I finished first.â He was sickly sweet, if not a little boastful, looking you up and down, smirking like a cat who got the cream. âHow long do you have on your break?âÂ
âJust under an hour.â You subconsciously glanced at a watch that wasnât there. His grin grew as he pulled you towards the locker room. âJamie, what if someone walks in?â Even as you protested you couldnât help your own smile from spreading over your face.Â
âTrust me, love. The lads are slackin' today. The only one who is going to finish in the next hour is Dani, and that chipper prick will stay and chat the Coaches to death.âÂ
You sighed, letting James tug you into his arms. He smelled like grass, rain, sweat, and himself. It was intoxicating. âI missed you.â You mumbled into his chest.Â
âMissed you too, lovely girl.â He chucked, pulling you up for a kiss. No sooner did he deepen it than you heard a crash behind you. You tried to jump away from Jamie but he held onto you. You turned around to find a sheepish-looking Sam slowly backing away from the door.Â
âI- I am so sorry.â Sam looked like he was trying to shrink down to bug-size. âIâll just, I donât want to interrupt.âÂ
âYouâre ok-âÂ
âGod, Sam, mind your fuckin' business.â Jamie faux-scolded. Sam slightly smiled.Â
âI am.â He put his hands up in a âdonât shootâ gesture. âAnd donât worry, your secret is safe with-âÂ
Right when he said that, a crowd of about ten players scrambled into the locker room, all pausing when they took in the spectacle in front of them. You could see them looking between Sam, you, and Jamie who still had his arm wrapped around your waist. The room was dead silent, until someone spoke up from the back of the group.
âWell now we know why Y/N comes to practice so much.âÂ
âShut the fuck up Jan Maas!â Upwards of five people shouted.
#jamie tartt#jamie tartt x reader#jamie tartt imagine#jamie tartt x you#jamie tartt fanfiction#jamie tartt x y/n#jamie tartt fic#jamie tartt fluff#jamie tartt drabble#afc richmond#ted lasso fandom#ted lasso tv#ted lasso fanfic#phil dunster#apple tv
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helping schlatt and ted shave PLEASE?!2!2?2?81$/$:82$/2
Schlatt
You sit on your sink facing your boyfriend. He told you he needed to clean up the mutton chop and asked you to help him shave. You take the shaving cream and rub it between your hands. You gently rub it on his neck and chin. You turn on the razor, about to start the shave. âBe careful, Toots. Donât want you messing up the money makers,â Schlatt says.
âI will be! Just stay still,â you tell him, grabbing his face. You start by gently shaving his neck. You try to be as careful as you possibly can. Once you finish with his neck, you start shaving his chin. You work to be as precise as possible not wanting to cut too much of his chops.
After you finish shaving, you grab a wet rag to clean any remaining shaving cream and hair. âHow do I look?â Schlatt asks, angling his face around for you to get a proper look.
âHandsome.â Schlatt smiles and presses a quick kiss to your lips.
Schlatt peeks around you to look at himself in the mirror. âYou did good, Toots. Thank you. The ladies are going to love it.â
You smack his chest lightly. âShut up. Shouldâve shaved them off.â
He lets out a small laugh. âYou love them too much to get rid of them.â
âSadly youâre right. I do love them and you,â you tell him.
âI love you too,â he says. He reaches under your legs to pick you up causing you to slightly giggle. âLetâs take the new chops for a spin shall we?â
Ted
Youâre laying on your bed when your boyfriend comes barreling in. âBaby, I think the stache is finally ready,â he tells you.
Ted has been growing his facial hair out just to have a mustache. He mentioned it to you a while ago and you were completely on board. You found his facial hair extremely sexy.
âCan you help me shave?â He asks.
âOf course,â you tell him.
Ted grabs the razor and shaving cream. You have him sit at your vanity so you can easily shave him. You rub the shaving cream everywhere except above his lip where his mustache will be. You take your time being as delicate as possible.
When you are finally done, you bring him to your shared bathroom. You take a wet rag and clean up the excess shaving cream. âDone,â you say, admiring your work.
âYou did good, babe,â Ted tells you.
âI must admit, you look very sexy.â You place a quick peck to his lip, enjoying the way his mustache feels against your skin.
âHow about you ride my face and see how it really feels?â
A/N: sorry this took awhile and itâs so short! Thank you for making reqs!! Hopefully going to be writing longer fics soon!!
#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#chuckle sandwich#jschlatt fanfic#ted nivison#ted nivision x reader#drabble#oneshot
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MAIN MASTERLIST
JAMIE TARTT x Y/N
Full Fics:
Offside Tension - finished
In which Jamie Tartt and the new assistant coach, Y/N, canât stop teasing each other with their cheeky banter, but what starts as playful flirting quickly turns into something much more complicated.
Tartt's Corner - ongoing
In which Jamie Tartt and Y/N, a rising star in the football podcasting world, embark on a series of interviews that begin with sharp wit and teasing, but soon unravel into a tangled web of unexpected emotions.
Character Series:
Masterlist: JAMIE TARTT x FEM! PERSONAL ASSISTANT
Masterlist: Glimpse into the Future - Jamie Tartt x fem!PA reader
Masterlist: JAMIE TARTT x FEM! PASTOR RAEDER
Imagines/Short Storys/Drabbles/One Shots:
The Flirtation Game - Jamie Tartt x fem!reader
Blush - Jamie Tarrt x fem! shy receptionist reader
Blush part 2 - Jamie Tartt x fem! shy receptionist reader
The Setup - Jamie Tartt x fem! Rebecca's assistant reader
Three's A Crowd - Jamie Tartt x fem! poly reader + smut
Perfectly Blended - Jamie Tartt x fem! make-up artist reader
Meet Me On The Pitch - Jamie Tartt x fem!receptionist
Pec-tacular Performance - Jamie Tartt x wife reader
Mornings - Jamie Tartt x girlfriend reader
French With Benefits - Jamie Tartt x teammates sister
Princess of Pricks - Jamie Tartt x footballer reader
ROY KENT x Y/N
Imagines/Short Storys/Drabbles/One Shots:
Choked Up - Roy Kent x fem! Physio reader
Specials:
Jamie Tartt: Valentines Day Special - Masterlist 2025
In honor of Valentine's Day coming up, I am releasing several small fics specifically about Valentine's Day/Love. It's going to be a short series and it'll feature some characters you guys might already know like: Jamie's PA, Pastor! Reader
One-Bed-Trope Special - Masterlist 2025
This is going to be a bundle/short series of one-bed-trope stories of mostly Jamie Tartt or Roy Kent x reader! The one-bed trope forces two characters to share a bed, sparking tension, closeness, and romance.
A/N: I also love to take recommendations and I hope to do them justice. Btw English is my second language, but I grammar-check all my fics for the best experience.
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11:05AM, all school faculty called to a meeting. Youâd be sitting across the lengthy table from Satoru, avoiding his sights at all times, as if locking eyes would be the greatest betrayal to the elders that were heartily prattling on about things such as location changes and different pay outs.
One of the seniors would look directly at you, leading you to nod along to whatever they were saying until a loud ping! Sounds through your phone.
âSo sorry.â Youâd quietly mumble the apology, batting off the looks of judgement from some of your colleagues. Fumbling to turn your device onto silent mode, you glance down at the screen.
Toru: let me eyp 1m ago
Exhaling a deep breath through your nose, you shoot your grinning boyfriend a glare from across the mahogany, fingers flying frantically over the screen as you type out a quick response.
You: Fuck off. sent just now
you silence your phone and tuck it back into your pocket. Cheeks still warmed from embarrassment, knee bouncing up and down restlessly beneath the table, you try to tune back in to whatever those hags are waffling about now.
Even still, youâre watching him from your peripherals even after turning back to the teacher addressing you all, you watch as his hands move under the desk again, before you feel a buzz! followed by another against your ass. Nanami, the ever perceptive man he is, seems to catch on to whatâs happening and gives Satoru his own look of disapproval before honing his focus back to the council member speaking.
Another minute, another buzz. Itâs not a new text, just your phone reminding you that youâve still not opened whatâs been sent.
The meeting would eventually draw to a close, everyone dismissing themselves and filtering out of the room. The moment you pass the threshold of the doorway, you whip out your phone to open the plethora of texts Satoru had managed to sneakily send between the drone of whatever the old farts had been saying before you feel a pat on your shoulder.
âFuck off? Iâm wounded.â You turn to see the white-haired man play up the theatrics, dramatically pushing his lips into a pout. You walk off with a dismissive roll of your eyes but itâs not long until heâs swinging an arm over your shoulder, his weight pressing you into a slower pace, foiling your plans to escape back into your office.
âWe were in the middle of a meeting.â Your tone is flat as you grit your teeth. You canât even shake him off, not when he clings to you like a parasite. He lets you make it halfway down the hall, just a few steps away from your office before stopping you.
âOffer still stands.â
And then youâd be sprawled out atop your desk, papers and file reports shoved aside and crumpled, his lips nuzzling the apex of your thighs that only part wider to let him in. His fingers would knead the soft muscle, tongue lolling out with a sighed âhahhâ, and heâd dive straight in, pink muscle dipping straight into your soppy cunt.
âNot, mph, telling me to fuck off now, huh?â Heâd eventually pull back with a grin, chin glistening, ego stroked, and you, laying thereâdisheveled and panting on top of the mission folders.
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A neat little thought I had. Ultrakill related, and inspired by an animatic I cannot find again. By the way, whoever made that, I love you. It was beautiful.
Thinking about a V1 that's bigger than Gabriel. A bigger, meaner war-machine. Gabriel is meant to appeal to humans; sure, he's very tall by human standards, but not overly so. V1 wasn't made to hold appeal, it wasn't even really made to be intimidating. It was made to be an efficient, effective killer. V1 was built to dominate in a war it never saw. So of course, it's massive.
The first time Gabriel really got to stand next to V1, he was shocked. When they're both moving unreasonably fast, and Gabriel is floating several feet above the ground, it's quite hard to discern size differences. However, here, on the ground? Gabriel found himself looking up at V1. Tall, broad-shouldered V1. Gabriel wasn't sure what emotion he felt then, but it was certainly something.
They'd been allies for a while now, their fights becoming more like sparring matches for enrichment and to fuel V1's hunger and need for battle -- still, it did something to Gabriel each time he got close and let V1 feed from him. The machine's hands digging harshly into his sides, feedbacker resting more gently against his lower side, nearly against his hip, while the knuckleblasters claws pressed into holes left behind from the nail gun. The way it towered over him, its one glinting eye looking down at him with the bottom shutter of the optic slightly raised. It always caused something to bubble inside him.
Maybe not love, but something equally as raw. More feral, perhaps. It made him feel alive in a way he'd never experienced before. Gabriel sometimes wondered if he knew what living really was before V1 had made him learn what it was like to struggle -- to bleed.
After the first time Gabriel noticed it, he didn't stop noticing it. V1 was large enough to effectively throw Gabriel around, if allowed close enough during a fight. At one point, it parried his sword strike back against him, and used the half second to grab his other wrist so he couldn't swing again; the small pause between the grab and V1 slamming Gabriel to the ground being much too brief for the angel himself to be aware of, even if that moment had felt longer to V1.
It kept him pinned, both wrists bound up quickly with the whiplash while the knuckleblaster and feedbacker dragged against his armor and covered skin. V1 settled over his thighs, the weight of it being enough to keep him from squirming. Like this, Gabriel almost felt more aware of how much smaller he was than when he stood next to it and had to look up. He wasn't used to being small, but he wasn't used to willingly letting a mechanical companion savor his blood either. It was.. nice. Gabriel liked being close to V1, even if it was just for fueling the machine. Gabriel refused to acknowledge further how it felt, out of caution for his own physical reaction to it. He let himself appreciate the view, though.
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searched up what andromeda means and tell me this isnât the most on-brand thing ever
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âan Ethiopian princess of Greek mythology rescued from a monster by her future husband Perseusâ
so youâre telling me andromeda black was destined to run from the monster (read: the black family) and choose love over bloodline??
girl was literally named after someone who escaped a monster and chose her own fate.
Andromeda black said âyeah actually i will leave my toxic pureblood family and marry the muggleborn man i loveâ
icon behavior. prophecy fulfilled.
she was the rebellion.
iâll insert the image for you all

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BUCKY BARNES AS A GIRL DAD - a drabble



Everyone stop what you're doing and imagine Bucky Barnes as a girl dad.
When you first tell him that you're pregnant he's shocked because of all the experiments HYDRA did on him he thought he couldn't have kids
Then he's shocked because he realizes he's going to be a dad. He. A killer, the man who killed thousands of people.
He's terrified by the thought of not being a good dad so you have to convince him he's going to be a great dad because he's not the winter soldier anymore, he's just Bucky. The love of your life.
Starts studying pregnancy books like he has an exam on them. believe me when I say that this man could have a degree by the end of the nine months.
Baby Shower. He really didn't care if the baby in your belly was a boy or a girl but when he saw the pink cream inside the cake he felt his heart skip a beat. A little girl, oh how much he hoped for her to look just like you.
Built the nursery from scratch, painted it al pink with little stars on the ceiling.
I think he would like the name Estelle and if you'd agree that would be the little girl's name.
When you go into labour this man freaks out, he has seen lots of things in his life but seeing you in pain while giving birth made him feel guilty for putting a baby in you.
When he holds her for the first time he's scared to hurt her, maybe his metallic arm is too hard for her little head to rest on? Is his metallic hand too cold on her little face?
He's completely smitten by her, she's not even two days old when she has him wrapped around her little chubby fingers.
When he noticed that she has his blue eyes he was on the verge of crying.
How could a monster like him make such a perfect little angel?
As soon as Estelle starts babbling he has his phone out to record everything. He just wants to remember those little moments forever.
When she starts walking and can actually play he spends his days playing with her: with a ball, with dolls, with the toy kitchen, with her on his shoulders.
When Estelle says 'Dada' for the first time this man is in tears repeating 'my baby girl called me dada, I'm her dada..."
Once she can talk she gives nicknames to everyone, Steve is Uncle Cap, Sam is Uncle Birdie, Tony is Uncle Iron, Natasha is Aunt red (because of her hair).
Bucky totally plays princess tea party with her, in a tutu and with a full face of toy make up.
"Uncle Cap and Uncle Birdie, come play tea with me and Daddy!" Estelle would say.
Steve would agree immediately while Sam needed an harsh look from Bucky.
First day of kindergarten? Estelle is happily going inside the new classroom, happy to make new friends while Bucky is in tears.
"She didn't give me a goodbye kiss..."
She wants to take dance lessons? They're paid.
She wants to swim? He's already on his way to buy a swimsuit.
Bucky would let her choose the sport she wants but she has to take self defense lessons too, maybe taught by Natasha.
The first boy that breaks her heart has a broken arm and probably some trauma. (I'm joking...am I?)
Estelle is pretty free to go out but she has to tell him in advance just to let him know.
When she leaves for college he helps her move out and tells her to kick a boy between the legs if they treat her bad. Or simply give a call to him and he would run to her.
Probably with Steve right behind him.
Damn this was long, sorry but I love soft Bucky, my man deceivers happiness after everything he went through :(
Would you like me to do this but with the other Avengers / x-Men? You can also make requests if you want!
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âno, roy doesnât like me like that.â jamie insists while the team is at the bar. âroy hates me still. love ainât on the table.â
everyone shares a glance, unable to really believe that.
isaac watched as jamie wordlessly walked over to where roy was eating lunch and handed over his clementines. roy peeled them without breaking conversation with beard and nate, going so far as to peel the little white bits off too before handing the clementine back. everyday jamie does that, and everyday roy peels them without complaint. if thatâs not love, isaac doesnât know what is.
sam overheard as jamie talked for several minutes about something so random and inconsequential to their daily lives, but roy listened. he didnât say a word, didnât interrupt other than to add a little tidbit of his own to the story. there was a small smile on the corner of his lips and his eyes were bright. it didnât matter how boring the topic was, roy wanted to hear it. if thatâs not love, sam doesnât know what is.
the whole team witnessed roy coming into the locker room before training and saw jamie wasnât there. they all watched as roy began to pace around his office, head down and not speaking to anyone. that is, until jamie came strolling into the locker room a minute before training started, drinks in his hand; one for him and one for roy. jamie knows royâs coffee order by heart. if thatâs not love, the team doesnât know what is.
keeley pointed out that whenever roy says something that causes the team to laugh, he always looks at jamie to see if heâs laughing. if jamieâs not, roy adds to the joke until he does. if thatâs not love, she doesnât know what is.
âand,â jan says pointedly. âthe two of you were kissing in the boot room yesterday.â
âyeah, out of hate!â jamie defends even when everyone starts laughing uncontrollably.
#ted lasso#drabble#royjamie#roy x jamie#joy#jamie tartt#roy kent#issac mcadoo#sam obisanya#keeley jones#jan maas#own post#1k
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Pretty Tears - Lorenzo Berkshire x Reader
omg I'm posting?? no way!!?
THIS IS NSFW YOU GUYS!!!
tags: use of y/n, crybaby!enzo, NSFW, sex, penetration, riding, edging, begging, orgasm denial, overstimulation, cocky reader, dacryphilia ig?
[Based on my post about the boys]
(tagging @leona-hawthorne because they saw my vision đđ)
this is really short guys (330 words to be exact), I lost motivation to finish, but I might find inspiration to continue someday
hope you guys enjoy! đĽ°đĽ°
Pretty Tears - crybaby!sub!top!Enzo x gn!reader
âY-y/n, pleaseâ Lorenzo begged, voice breathless and whiny as he lay on the bed beneath you, his brows furrowed and face flushed, chewing on his lip. He looks up at you pleadingly, desperation shining clear in his pretty hazel eyes, pupils blown wide.
âPlease what, dear?â you purr, rolling your hips and smirking at the choked sob that escapes the beautiful boy beneath you.
You had been edging him, riding him at a torturously slow pace, stilling on top of him every time he neared the edge and just barely moving your hips. Lorenzo was a wreck, on the verge of tears as he panted and squirmed, desperation clear in his entire being. You watch, enraptured and filled with a dark satisfaction as Lorenzo whined, tears welling up in his eyes and clinging to his long lashes.
âF-fuck- y-y/n~â Lorenzo whined, squirming and panting beneath you, his tears finally spilling down his flushed cheeks.
âAww, whatâs wrong love? Too much?â you coo at him, tone slightly mocking as you pet his hair, cupping his face and stroking your thumb across his cheek, wiping away a tear.
Lorenzo just whines, turning his face into your hand, nuzzling it like a needy puppy.
âOh poor baby, youâre so adorable, I almost feel bad for you, love.â you murmur, chuckling as Lorenzo whimpers, moaning as you sink down on his cock again.
His hands are clenched tight around your hips, twitching and gripping tight enough to bruise as you rock teasingly. You smirk down at his wrecked form, his flushed and tear-stained cheeks, his bitten-red lips, his pleading eyes, his long eyelashes with tears clinging prettily to them.
âSo pretty like this, darling. So good for me, arenât you?â
Lorenzo whines, his hips bucking up into you involuntarily, making you groan. You plant a hand on his chest to stabilise yourself, before looking back at his face.
Heâs gorgeous. Blinking tear-filled eyes up at you, looking absolutely pathetic. Pitiful. Pretty.
Perfect.
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word count: 330
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It's game day and one of your customers is a player (in two ways) - Jamie Tartt x fem!reader
cw: mentions of alcohol, the exact WRONG way to speak to service workers
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âThank you, come again soon.â You said for the fiftieth time that night as another red and blue clad patron left the pub, the little bell on the door causing a pavlovian jolt to go through your body. You glanced up at the clock, grimacing when you saw you still had an hour and a half of your shift left. Thankfully things were quieting down for the night, only a few of your regular dawdlers slumping drunkenly in their chairs. You wiped your spirit-soaked hands on your apron and went back to cleaning glasses. There was some cooking show playing low on the television that no one was paying attention to. No one paid attention to the telly unless there was a game on, and the Richmond game ended hours ago.Â
When the door opened again, the drunk stragglers let out half-delirious cheers.
âWelcome.â You said, without looking up. The person sat in the chair right in front of you. âWhat can I get for you?âÂ
âPint of Guinness, please.â You still didnât look up at the man as you poured, careful to not get beer down the side as you filled it right to the brim. You felt bad for your lack of charisma, but you couldnât find it in yourself to be peppy. The pub had been packed full of rowdy customers, as it always is on game days, but when one of the players made an apparently âimpossible shotâ everyone decided that called for three rounds of shots per person. Your feet were aching from walking all day and you were sure you would never get the scent of spilled vanilla vodka out of your work trousers.Â
Only when you set the glass down did you finally look up at the patron, and you were suddenly far more embarrassed about how uninterested you must have seemed. You werenât a football fan, but almost everyone in Richmond would recognize that megawatt smile from a mile away. You spilled a bit as the glass hit the table.Â
âShit, sorry.â You winced, moving to grab napkins (and recompose yourself).
âYouâre grand, love. I tend to have that effect on people.â He smirked. You rolled your eyes. Jamie Tartt was known for two things. One was being an amazing footballer, the second was being a shameless flirt. Despite this knowledge, your cheeks still flamed.
âCongrats on the win today.â You knew your smile was awkward, but you tried your hardest. He rewarded you with a dizzying grin.
âAh, thanks. It was a prick move, but worth it.â He smirked. You pretended to know what he was referencing, nodding half-heartedly. You didnât actually watch the game. He dug around in his pocket before setting a heap of coins on the bar top. âSix quid, right?âÂ
âItâs on me.â You waved him off. It was the least you could do for your lack of hospitality, especially after his win.Â
âLove, if I got free handouts every time I got my team a win, I wouldn't be payin' for anything." He winked. You still didn't take the coins. He sighed "Take it as a tip, then.â He shoved the coins toward you. You looked at him incredulous.Â
âYou canât seriously be trying to give me a six quid tip.âÂ
It should be criminal for someone to look that self-satisfied and that endearing at once. He narrowed his brown eyes at you, challenging. âWho says I canât?âÂ
âCommon sense.â You suggested, turning your back to him. If you looked at his stupidly attractive face any longer you would be sick.Â
âFair but... I did win today.â He argued. You could hear the smirk in his voice, only made more dizzying by his thick mancunian accent. âDonât I get a prize?â You turned back around to give him a deadpan âare you seriousâ look.Â
âI hardly think paying for your own drink counts as a prize.â You decided to not bring up how the free drink would be his prize and wiped at a nonexistent spill.Â
âI could buy you a drink then? Have it with me when you get off?â His eyes raked down your form shamelessly. Your head spun, but you pretended to be unaffected by his coquetry.Â
âWhy not.â You were sure he wouldnât stick around that long anyway. He smiled, more genuine this time.Â
âIâll be here.â He took a sip of his drink. âIf it goes my way, you'll get off twice tonight." He winked.
You almost dropped the glass you were cleaning.Â
#jamie tartt#jamie tartt x reader#jamie tartt x you#jamie tartt x y/n#jamie tartt fanfiction#jamie tartt fic#jamie tartt imagine#jamie tartt fluff#jamie tartt drabble#afc richmond#ted lasso#ted lasso fic#ted lasso tv#ted lasso fanfic#ted lasso fandom#phil dunster#apple tv
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Roys been helping his sister raise Phoebe for the little girls entire life. Heâs lost count of how many times heâs woken up to the little gremlin standing beside his bed, or even creepier standing in the doorway, the faint light of the lamp he leaves on in the hallway for her eerily glowing behind her.
Heâs used to it.
So when he wakes up to a faint knock and his bedroom door opening with a slow creak itâs muscle memory that has him shuffling over in bed and flinging back his quilt before heâs even cracked open his heavy eyes.
âRoy?â
The voice makes Roy jolt awake. Itâs deeper, even in a soft whisper, but more than that is the tremble in the single word. The hesitation, the fear has Roy sitting up blinking against the familiar glow of the hall light.
Except this time he hadnât turned it on for his niece, she was safe at home tucked into her own bed.
And yet heâd hesitated at the light switch after seeing his player safely to bed in the guest room. Something inside him making him flip the light on, almost as if he knew this moment would come.
âJamieâ Roy grunts his voice heavy with sleep âyou okay?â
He looks so young standing in the doorway of Royâs bedroom, wringing his hands nervously, his shoulders hunched in way that makes Roy frown at him, knowing it must be aggravating the bruised ribs that lay hidden beneath the borrowed hoodie the young man is wearing.
âDunnoâ Jamie mutters nervously. âSorry-I-I dunno what Iâm doingâŚIâll justâŚâ he takes a step back, stumbling into the door.
âJamieâ Roy calls sitting up straighter reaching out to pull the quilt back further in silent invitation.
Jamies eyes widen at the gesture, looking over at Roy longingly but he doesnât move. His hands drift under his hoodie, pulling the black material taunt as he fidgets anxiously.
Roy canât help the tired sigh that slips out. Regrets floods through him as Jamie flinches back at the sound and Roy silently berates himself.
âItâs okayâ he encourages tiredly patting the empty space beside him âI wonât fucking bite, letâs just get some sleep yeah?â
He watches as Jamie fights with himself but after a moment he clearly makes his choice as he slowly moves forward towards the bed.
âSorryâ Jamie whispers as he carefully crawls into Royâs bed. Roy immediately notes that heâs trembling almost violently âMâ being fuckinâ stupidâŚjustâŚI heard a car door slam and I dunnoâŚâ his voice drops as his unconsciously sinks closer to Roy âI got scaredâŚSâ stupidâ
âItâs not fucking stupidâ Roy grunts laying back down, shifting onto his side so he can look at Jamie in the dim moonlight. âItâs completely fucking understandable after the shit day youâve hadâ
Jamie makes a small noise of acknowledgment but he doesnât relax.
âDo you think you can go back to sleep?â
Jamie hesitates, the trembling picking back up a little âdunnoâ he almost whimpers. âIâŚI dunnoâ
Itâs too much. Jamieâs scared and shaking, covered in bruises and all Roy can think of is how heâd flinched at every sudden movement that night, every sound.
The thing is, Roys been helping his sister raise Phoebe for the little girls entire life. Heâs lost count of how many times heâs wiped away tears, or soothed nightmares. And while Jamieâs not Royâs nine year old niece, he is a scared kid and Roy canât just pretend Jamieâs not crying next to him and go back to sleep.
He shifts closer to Jamie. Slowly, and cautiously being careful not to startle him âdonât fucking laugh at meâ he warns lightly âbut do you want a cuddle?â
#ted lasso#jamie tartt#roy kent#afc richmond#drabble#I donât even know what this is#I woke up at 4am and wrote this#��đťââď¸
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Hesh is such a soft dom, like he just wants to please you and have you writhing under him while he kisses your neck, so he can hear you moan his name. He literally loves intertwining your fingers together when he's fucking you missionary and he never ever finishes before you unless you're absolutely begging him to. Like you have to legit, plead with this man and lowkey he gets off on it but it's also the gentleman in him that deters him a bit. Eventually though he will, but mans cums soooo much because he is so damn fertile. His sperm count its literally over 200 million and that is a hill I will die on because he is a health freak!!! And by the end of it he's absolutely exhausted but he doesn't care because he is a soldier and if there's anything that he does it's getting the damn job done. AND BABY HE GETS IT DONEEE Because if you're not screaming out his name as your clawing your nails into his back he don wannnn ittttt and his aftercare fuuuuck it's so so so sweet, like he is barely able to keep his eyes open but he's helping you clean up, wiping up all the cum off your body before he takes care of himself and then he's making sure you feel good, calling you the love of his life and telling you how beautiful you are and is damn near crying about how lucky he is to have you, sleepy, eepy kisses all over your face as he wraps you in his arms and snuggles his face into the crook of your neck and then mans is konked tf out
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LOVE that new post about Schlatt with a thicker/chubby person, but what about my boy Ted? I could see him with a bigger person maybe?? Or Iâm just delulu lmao
anon you arent delulu because im absolutely CONVINCED that man would be so happy with a bigger girl mhm yes thank you
also im so glad you liked it!! i promise full oneshots and shit coming soon its just easier to get these little drabbles out quick while im so busy lol
nsfw
- ok im sticking with the ted loves dressing you up hc
- you dont usually wear tight-fitting clothes, maybe they make you a little uncomfortable
- TOO BAD
- because hes gonna get you the tiniest little skirt and top and make you wear them while he admires you and tells you over and over again how pretty you are for him
- literally makes you give him a fashion show with all the outfits he bought you
- but hes also always willing to give up one of his tshirts for you to wear
- he just prefers to be able to see as much of you as possible because he thinks you have the nicest body in the world
- also its easier for him to touch you without sweats and a hoodie in the way
- and trust me this man never wants to stop touching you
- and ugh face sitting
- weve already established that schlatt wants you to crush his head between your thighs
- ted wants to suffocate
- his big arms wrapped around your hips, holding you down against him as he laps up your pussy like a man starved
- lovesss overstimulating you that way
- doesnt even do it on purpose he just loves eating you out and suddenly youve finished 3 times already, babbling for him to stop because you cant take any more
- obviously hes not gonna stop
- âjusâ one more honey, you can give me one moreâ
- ââs too much? i know baby, i knowâ
- âbe a good girl and come all over my tongue for me honeyâ
- probably prefers you to ride him
- helping you bounce on his cock when you get tired UGH
- like youre scared he wont be able to lift you up because youre âtoo heavyâ or whatever but hes doing it with EASE
- all you can do is grab onto his chest for stability as hes pounding into you at an unrelenting pace
- oh oh and morning sex
- youre all sleepy and warm in his arms and his hairs all messed up and hes still got his morning voice as he pushes into you so slowly
- âtakinâ me so well, honey. such a good girl for daddyâ
- all the while his hands are settled at your waist, gently squeezing at your soft body as he groans in pure bliss
- he literally cannot get enough of you
- talks you through it 100%
- he wants to make you as comfortable as possible so hes praising you for everything you do
- âfuck, you look so cute like this honeyâ
- âyou gonna be a good girl and let daddy finish inside?â
- ugh and the aftercare
- hes kissing you all over
- telling you over and over again how pretty you are <3
think i wrote more on this one than i did for schlatts but i genuinely cant stop thinking about ted mb guys
#brook1yn-baby#fanfic#drabble#hcs#ted nivison smut#ted nivison#ted nivison fanfic#ted nivison x reader#lylas anons#anon ask#anon request#request#requests
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KIWI, she/her, 30+, jj is my son, rafe is my sidepiece, barry is my husband.
requests: open
i thought i'd say hi as it's hard to get interactions going on a sideblog. i can't follow back but please send me asks and DMs about anything and everything.
masterlist | canon-based fics
rules: i prefer third person pov but i'm willing to take requests/create OCs, i'd rather write SFW over NSFW, i prefer angst/comedy over fluff, i will not write real people fiction. i'm also open to making graphics for people.
fandoms: obx, supergirl, robin hood bbc, les mis, halt and catch fire, tvd, originals, ouat, bourne, one piece live action, crazy ex girlfriend, ted lasso, the bear and more.
my fav writers: @lostsyren @araybiaaa, @maybejj, @rotting-inkblot @camerondevelopment (ur lil blurbs count!) @darwinquark @rafesbuzzcutseason @calypso-rt @inthelibrarybtw @salem-s @lolasangelz @dramagodesss @urcoolgf
gradient: text color fader - Forestishcolors | divider: @nagumoan

#obx#supergirl#robin hood bbc#les mis#halt and catch fire#tvd#originals#ouat#bourne#one piece live action#crazy ex girlfriend#ted lasso#the bear#rafe cameron#jj maybank#barry obx#winn schott#jason bourne#intro#intro post#writing blog#writeblr#enjonine#it's been 84 years#drabbles are what we used to call blurbs#i feel old#pinned
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