#one piece tournament round 2

[onepiecesb]

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE COLORSPREAD AND VOLUME COVER TOURNAMENTS!!! ❤️

ColorSpread Winners!!!

Volume Cover Winners!!!

Thanks again!!! ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

[mostredactedbracket]

BIGGEST RISK TO NATIONAL SECURITY BRACKET FINAL ROUND

Ed Elric- child soldier uncovers national conspiracy and aids rebellion/government takeover

Jester Lavorre- involved in several wars on the side of herself and her friends, started a cult, tricked fairytale tricksters

Monkey D Luffy- pirate captain tries to find world government's biggest secret and exposes/stops all their bullshit along the way

[onepiece-polls]

Best Man-Tits of One Piece - Round 2 Side B

Submitters' motivations under the cut.

Motviations for submitting Katakuri:

He sits there all day with an exposed chest, no shame, tits free and open to the world. Doesn't even wear a bra.

His boobs are so underrated. Besides being huge, can you even imagine all their firm plumpness? Perfection.

Big muscular honkers that probably taste sweet. Dreamy.

Man’s so big you could use his tits as literal pillows! What’s not to love about that! And when you bury your face in them it’ll smell mochi sweet! And he’d give you awkward head pats 😭

Motivations for submitting Brook:

sexyman don't need skin to be sexyman

Please it would be hilarious if he won

big tit energy. if he had any yohohoho

[medic-matchups]

MEDIC-MATCHUPS FINAL ROUND

[cringefaillosersummit]

Round 2 - Group 3B

Submission notes under cut. Some submissions had notes others did not:

Perona:

her fight with usopp was basically them running away from each other crying and when she gets the upperhand she ends up losing HARD bc she got scared of the fake roaches he threw at her. she gets knocked out bc usopp hits her with an inflatable hammer that said "10 tons" on it and she fell for it. then when she tries to escape she gets sent to a spooky island where she proceeds to freeload off a random goth dude. i love her and her cringefail patheticness shes so great also shes goth so its a double win

goth girl who freeloads in a cooler goth dude's house. constantly whining and crying. lost a fight against the most pathetic snivelling main cast member because she was scared of cockroaches. throws temper tantrums when things don't go her way (they never do)

her devil fruit power's main weakness is a man who pretends to be a guy called "sniper king" all because he was a depressed and anxious mess (she is also not much better btw)

Liliana Vess:

She tried going on the run by disguising as a school professor by just taking off her headband and changing her name, no other appearance changes. She even left the headband on a stand in her office. She has PTSD over someone sacrificing himself for her but instead of thinking it could possibly be any form of trauma she blamed it on not being able to get a specific type of honey for her tea. She poses like a Conquistador being painted on the regular. In the end she was so toxic she couldn't even pull Jace Beleren, possibly the most pathetic man in all of existence. She thinks she's a girlboss but is just a girlfailure. She worked for a guy named Nicol Bolas who people call Nick Balls and who I first misheard somehow as Nickelback and I feel that's pretty cringe. She doesn't even know what a mango is and has to have it explained to her.

Propaganda: [1] [2]

[captainsvscaptains]

Round 2 Part 1 Poll 1

Propaganda

Luffy is oh so dumb and stupid and I would trust him with my life. Nothing gets in the way of the Rubber Boy and the hyperfixation he has had since childhood. Not cops (he punches them), not the government (he declared war on them cuz they suck booo), not the most beautiful woman in the world (sorry Boa), not dead siblings (<3), and not even basically dying several times himself. Truly an gluttonous, acab, aroace, neurodivergent icon. I 100% understand why everyone this dumbass comes in contact with is like, "Okay yeah sure. I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth, I guess."

This is sorta spoilers but her presence is a spoiler) Isabel Lovelace is the former captain of the USS Hephaestus from a previous mission, kept secret from our main crew of Commander Minkowski, Comms officer Doug Eiffel, but not Dr Hilbert who was on the previous mission under another name. She is badass, but not as strict as Minkowski, maintaining a somewhat chummy relationship with Doug. Unfortunately she has also had enough of Goddard Futuristics' bullshit and makes Minkowski, Hilbert, and Eiffel work to return the crew to earth under threat of a dead-man's-switch operated bomb going off. She has seen her previous crew murdered by Goddard and will not rest until every executive has their head on a pike. (OK SUPER SPOILERS NOW) she is also very dead. the version of her that appears in the show is revealed to be a doppleganger planted by aliens (known as the dear listeners by doug).

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 2 BATTLE 1

RORONOA ZORO & MONKEY D. LUFFY FROM ONE PIECE (ship name: zolu) vs JESSIE & JAMES FROM TEAM ROCKET AND POKEMON

CHECK OUT THE PROPAGANDA MASTERPOSTS UNDER THE CUT!

both of them had so much propaganda they got their own posts!

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Bracket G Round 2

Kick It Up a Notch (Starship) - Villain: Pincer

Tot Musica (One Piece Film Red) - Villain: Uta

Clip is from the dub but the song is still in Japanese

Full version of Tot Musica below the cut

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, round 2 of the major bracket

Propaganda:

For Louis and Lestat:

canon gay couple and real vampires!! they eat people. lestat also likes to psychologically torture the musically uninclined 

At least 99% of the wrongs here are Lestat’s doing (Louis has never done anything wrong in his life. I know this and I love him), but they have the aesthetic going on and they do murder some people together! 

For Zoro and Sanji:

They're pirates they get into fights with each other all the time they're ride or die they are responsible for overthrowing several governments they have bounties they are morons (affectionate) they're some of the most dangerous people in the world.

They’re pirates, they’re rivals, they’re lovers. They know each other better than anyone even if they’ll never admit it. They always have each others backs and they’ll always be there to love and support each other throughout their numerous crimes.

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

HAMLET:

SANJI:

[should-have-been-at-the-club]

Round 2 Match 5: They Should Have Been At The Club Tournament

Propaganda below the cut.

Propaganda for Jesus Christ:

the entire bible. also that crucifixion thing? could’ve been avoided if jesus was at the club.

Propaganda for Nico Robin:

Left by her mother with her abusive aunt, got called a monster for her weird powers and only found solace at the library studying with the scholars there, but they left her out of their biggest main researcher of Forbidden History because the government kills whoever studies it. Made a giant friend anyway, just in time for the government to come and blow up the entire island because of the Forbidden History, leaving her the only survivor. They put a huge bounty on her head (she was 8), meaning she was never safe and couldn't trust anyone, surviving by betraying people before they could betray her, until twenty (20) years later when she finally met people she could trust.

[onepiecesb]

[serialadoptersbracket]

Round 2, Match 48: “Red-Haired” Shanks vs. Kurogane and Fai D’Flourite

Submitted kids:

Shanks: Monkey D. Luffy and Uta

Kurogane and Fai D’Flourite: Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Chun'yan, a bunch of one off characters, Sakura and Syaoran a second time (it makes sense in context)

Propaganda under the cut!

Shanks:

1. “hes oooooooooooh hes so hot and sexy and silly and hot and cool and hot and hot and god i want him so bad”

2. “He found Uta in a treasure chest during a pirate raid and was like “shit, guess I’m a dad now,” and raised her until she was like 12. Luffy sort of just imprinted on him and he did nothing to discourage him.”

Kurogane and Fai D’Flourite:

“These fuckers can't help themself they're just 2 married husbands that adopt every child they see. kurogane starts out a power hungry ninja who gets sent away for killing too much and he drops that shit so quick the moment there is a child. He just starts watching out for the two kids in their group and being homoerotic with Fai. meanwhile Fai joins the group with a very specific agenda that's been like, his entire reason to live for centuries and he ends up deciding to give up on that to save his kids. he literally lets his eye get ripped out in an attempt to get syaoran back. like 90% of their conversations and bonding is about the kids and their wellbeing and both of them calling out the other for being cringe fail and accidentally adopting them while frantically denying they've done the same (then turning around and putting their coat around Sakura or Syaoran because they are getting cold). theyre just slow burn found familynur honour”

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Round 2 Side B

ZoLaw art by @jack-pictures. Check out the original post here!

Propaganda under the cut.

Propaganda for Sanji x Law:

North blue bitches unite!! Law is definitely a nerdy fanboy who fell in love, just look at the gif i submitted. Also remember the extremely gay way law landed on sanji's shoulder in wano? Other ships could never!

Why have one traumatized north blue twins when you can have two?

North Blue boys and their trauma

Propaganda for Zoro x Law:

they're just both really good at sword play :P

Grumpy swordmen? What's a better ship?!

Sword guys, great way to go from releasing tension to topless and sweaty and close together, Zoro gets lost and Law enjoys wandering so they just go on walks together, both incredibly intense in what they do, both unlikely to back down, understand each other reasonably well, Zoro can deal with Law's brand of stupid/crazy/D

I think their interactions are fun :)

Law: "Let them kill you! Be ready to die for the plan!" Zoro: *is ready to die for the plan* Law: "NO!"

They have ao much in common! Both are swordsmen and they both have cursed swords (at least one). They're both pretty deadpan but not above getting into shenanigans with luffy. They just fit!

Two moody, broody swordsmen who are really bad at expressing their feelings, but deep down, you know that they are softies. They would bicker with each other but at least understand that the sarcasm is like a love language. They can at least share that mutual respect of having to be the strong one, especially surrounded by a crew of silly goofy guys.

They are perfect together because they are both massive nerds who think they're just so freaking cool, but they're not. Literally every time everyone else is freaking out about something they're like "pfft losers." But THEY are the losers.

It's two guys who are obsessed with Luffy who are in love, it's swordsman x swordsman, it's the two straight men together, it's jock/goth. I just think they would have nasty sex and I'm into it.

Both of these poor gay boys accidentally fell in love with the most aroace mf in all the blues. So they fuck each other to cope.

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

Helen Richardson image courtesy of @accidentalautomaton!

Propaganda under the cut.

Nico Robin:

She is the Devil Child. She has been defying the Government since she was 8. For 20 years she has been betraying her allies at any opportunity, including Crocodile, one of the 7 warlords of the sea. She eavesdrops and manipulates. But really she’s just trying to learn her history. The navy destroyed her home when she was 8 because her community wanted to Learn. And that’s all she wants to do. Plus the girl could never trust any crew/organization she was part of until the Strawhats. So she learned to use them to get what she needed then got out. Now the woman gets to relax and learn the Forbidden Knowledge while being the adult ‘supervision’ for a bunch of teenagers/early 20somethings. She also spent a couple years on vacation with the Revolutionary Army, looking to overthrow the corrupt World Government, and yes they do use violence. Robin also was willing to sacrifice herself for her new crew family, something she had never done before. And finally: she yanked on Franky’s …private square… to get him to join their crew (and also give him an excuse for his goodbye tears since he’s a Manly Man)

Helen Richardson/The Distortion:

Yes, she tortures and kills people, but so does everyone else, so why shouldn’t she enjoy it? She’s just as evil as the Archivist, but she’s fun and a girlboss. She just wants to have a good time, gossip, and drive people insane.

[retirement-home-rumble]

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 2

Side A

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Splinter Propaganda:

Kureha Propaganda: