#one piece tournament round 3

[onepiecesb]

[onepiece-polls]

Best Man-Tits of One Piece - Round 3!

Submitters' motivations under the cut.

Motivations for submitting Brook:

sexyman don’t need skin to be sexyman

Please it would be hilarious if he won

big tit energy. if he had any yohohoho

Motivations for submitting Yamato:

he’s always got your back and will help you out in any pinch. what’s better than that? tiddies you day? oh he’s got those too.

Unfortunately I’m very ace so I don’t have a lot to say about tits except that they are certainly there.

Yeah he’s trans so we don’t have a full tit pick gif the contest and they aren’t biological man tits but still

They’re massive

It is so based for Yamato to keep and be completely unashamed of his huge tits even after coming out as a man.

[should-have-been-at-the-club]

Round 3 Match 3: They Should Have Been At The Club Tournament

Propaganda below the cut.

Propaganda for Nico Robin:

Left by her mother with her abusive aunt, got called a monster for her weird powers and only found solace at the library studying with the scholars there, but they left her out of their biggest main researcher of Forbidden History because the government kills whoever studies it. Made a giant friend anyway, just in time for the government to come and blow up the entire island because of the Forbidden History, leaving her the only survivor. They put a huge bounty on her head (she was 8), meaning she was never safe and couldn't trust anyone, surviving by betraying people before they could betray her, until twenty (20) years later when she finally met people she could trust.

Propaganda for Tim Drake:

he spent his teen years trailing behind batman, and when batman was gone he spent a years time looking for batman. he Really didnt get to ve a teenager. he was stuck in batman's shadow. girl shouldve been at the club!

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 3 BATTLE 1

MONKEY D LUFFY & RORONOA ZORO (aka zolu) VS SHAWN SPENCER & GUS

PROPAGANDA

ZOLU

I could rant about them for actual hours but like it's so hard to put thoughts down. But literally an actual quote was someone telling Zoro that "you promised you wouldn't cause trouble" and Zoro replies, EXACT WORDS, "I had no choice because I ran into Luffy." There was also an exchange where Zoro was giving Luffy food and Luffy warns him it might be poison while eating it and Zoro is just like "huh, so that's why my stomach was hurting". They also both swung from vines once and BOTH decided to Tarzan yell. They agreed it was a requirement. Also, Luffy once said he didn't wanna be a hero because heros would share their meat and he wants all of it, and Zoro entirely separately says the SAME THING BUT WITH BOOZE INSTEAD. There are so many examples of them sharing a single braincell. More than I could ever list. But those are the examples I thought of off the top of my head.

On the surface, Zoro seems to have some common sense, and only follows Luffy’s dumb schemes out of respect. Then Nami joins and you realize that Zoro’s seriousness IS his dumbassedness. He and Luffy have one track minds for their own goals and wants, and while they may clash, they have a decent amount of respect for each other.

haven’t finished one piece yet but one example: zoro when stuck figured cutting off his feet would be a genius idea and luffy is luffy. there’s never any thoughts going on in that head

When I first started One Piece I thought Zoro was going to be the badass smart counterpart to the dumbass protagonist just like Vegeta or Sasuke. Turns out I couldn't be more wrong. Him and Luffy are besties and share one brain cell and even thou Zoro uses it most of the time it's still one.

They share one single braincell at the same time: after being seriously injured in a battle, one wakes up to drink sake the other to eat meat. One almost cut a Noble (which means being pursued til death by the most powerful marines), the other actually punches said Noble. One gest stuck between buildings, the other inside a chimney for absolutely unrelated reasons

Their solution to everything is to fight it. They never have a plan and just rush into everything. Somehow they are technically the leaders of the group as captain and first mate. They have both at some point attempt to cut or tear their legs or arms off to get out something. They used the same metaphor to explain why they aren’t a hero without hearing the other say it (a hero would share their meat/booze I want to keep it all to myself).

they said let us cut/punch a hole trough a giant tsunami and they did it <3 also one time they were suppossed to lay low, but well they both immediately started robbing and attacking a town and being recognized and labeled as criminals in a new country. they don't even share a braincell, whatever braincell they had before immediately leave as soon as they both are together, also King of the Pirates and World Greatest Swordsman dreamteam, also for lasagne thing not only would the house be gone, the city be burning and they are fleeing the police while also fighting the police

They're just soooo stupid. Zoro can't walk to steps without getting lost. So Luffy will yank him miles through the air to land on wood. Or stone. Or some other hard substance. Luffy would fight someone on accident for meat. And Zoro for booze. And they have no brain cells between them. Zoro new Luffy for approx. 3 seconds before he decided he would die for him. And Luffy heard about this big scary bounty hunter who was captured by marines and went. I need him on my crew. They're perfect for each other.

I dont where to begin. One of their latest feats though is them going into the enemy base, Meaning to sneak in, Luffy went in after another guy, Zoro after Luffy, luffy then Announced himself, started a fight bc ppl wasted food on purpose, ZORO hearing a commotion, SLICED THROUGH A BUILDING TO GET TO LUFFY AND THEN REPRIMANDED LUFFY FOR FORGETTING THE PLAN AND BEING UNABLE TO BE QUIET. THEN. T H E N LUFFY SAYS HE SPILT FOOD ON PURPOSE AND ZORO IS INSTANT LIKE oh ok. They gotta die. (Theres more to it but thats the gist. And thats not even. Much. They r just so stupid together <33)

they both get lost very easily, they will throw hands with anyone, very stupid but very understanding, were a 2 person pirate crew that sailed around on a rowboat, motivated entirely by fighting, meat, and sake, neither is particularly literate one time luffy got his hand stuck in a bottle and zoro tried to get it out by cutting his hand off, yes this happened in a canon episode

look, I have a tag for them that's literally #pair of idiots.

Gus & Shawn

They’ve been friends canonically since at least 3 years old and at the start of the show they’re I wanna say 30 maybe? And yet these two grown men are THE most chaotic idiots (affectionate) in the whole show (and let’s be real anywhere). The entire show in fact hinges on the idea that they’re dumbasses and WILL get into carat shenanigans. Episode examples include the one where they are investigating an alien abduction, the one where they’re looking for big foot, the vampire one, all of these by the way they hundred percent believe to be true until they themselves unwillingly prove otherwise. And maybe the most dumbass moment of all time, when Gus finds his boss dead and instead of calling the cops he gets his dna ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE, calls Shane to help clean up and Shawn gets HIS DNA ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE AS WELL!!!! Truly cannot think of a worse reaction to finding a dead body. They’ve been sucking that single brain cell that exists between them dry for over 3 decades now and they show no signs of stopping.

they are such idiots (affectionate) and they can't live without each other

they are. so stupid. both of them can be smart in their own ways but when you put them together the dumb best friends energy is unmatched. they are platonic soulmates pretending that shawn has psychic powers and solve crimes by dicking around and somehow always coming out alive. they accidentally befriend the criminals they’re supposed to be investigating constantly. they’re always one step away from being fired or arrested bc of their dumbassery

the entire show is literally shawn pretending to be a psychic (← dumbass behavior) and gus aiding and abetting him and actively a dumbass as well

If you have seen even a single episode of this show, you know these two fools are the best duo ever. Constantly bantering theough 80s movie references and animal like noises, most often above a dead body, these two bring unique different dummy energy that both brings each other up and builds up their own skills along the way. I will love these two men until the day I die and they deserve an honest chance to be the best dumbass duo of all time!

[onepiece-song-tournament]

One Piece Character Song Tournament

Round 3, Part 2

Welcome to Baratie | Road to Great Swordsman

[wasted-women]

ROUND 3A, MATCH 1 OUT OF 4

Causes of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:

Qin Su

Cause of Death: Suicide; Stabbed herself with a knife. (NOTE: In some versions of the story, she was being controlled and thus forced to kill herself.

Propaganda:

I'm fairly certain this character was only created as set dressing for the main villain's tragedy. We get zero insight into her inner life, zero hints that any such inner life might even exist, and after she dies basically no other named character other than the aforementioned villain is shown to be majorly affected by her death, even those who logically should have meaningful relationships with her.

Compared to the other two main female characters in this series (who are also fridged) Jiang Yanli and Wen Qing, Qin Su is probably the least aggravating because she's barely in the show and has very little character that we see. But I still think it's worth noting. I really wish that she could've survived and been there in Guanyin Temple IT COULD'VE BEEN COOL OKAY.

Kuina Shimotsuki

Cause of Death: Accident; Fell down the stairs

Propaganda:

she's a sword fighter! she wanted to be the best sword fighter in the world and was until she died the best in her class. while practicing with zoro she was giving him tips on how to improve (even before they become friends). she has a really cool sword (which zoro takes after she dies to "carry on her legacy" or something). we dont know anything else about her :)))))))))

Listen Oda normally writes the women characters well but this... this was not it. Other than giving Zoro motivation she doesn't really have much of a role in the main story and idk she could've had a more "honorable" death or something

[fictional-musician-competition]

ROUND 1 POLL G

[myths-tournaments]

Awful Characters Round 3 (6/8)

Propaganda under the cut!

DONQUIXOTE DOFLAMINGO

He's a manipulator, an abuser, a groomer (tho not sexually), and has committed both patricide AND fratricide. He took over a country through a bloody coup. He's the epitome of a toxic head of a family. People pity him because of what he went through as a child but his brother went through the exact same thing and didn't turn out Like This. VERY fun villain tho, I love him. He's just a horrible horrible person <3

Became king of a country by literally puppeteering the old king and royal army to start murdering his subjects ending the like 700 years of being in 0 wars, he is also turning people into toys who keep their memories but everyone else forgets they existed. These toys, along with some Little People (like the size of mice little) are also being enslaved to make something called SMILEs

PATRICK BATEMAN

I think he’s a very well written interesting character but I would kill him if I met him in real life and Patrick fans have a certain reputation.

[serialadoptersbracket]

Round 3, Match 30: Roronoa Zoro vs. Jody Mills

Submitted kids:

Roronoa Zoro: O-Toko, O-Tama, Rika, Michael & Hoichael & the rest of the orphanage

Jody Mills: Claire Novak, Alex Jones, Kaia Nieves, Patience Turner

Propaganda under the cut!

Roronoa Zoro:

“if there is a child in the arc (of any real importance) you can bet that Zoro will bond with them (okay, usually her cause most of them are girls). Hes not the most obvious of the Strawhats for this to happen with, but there are too many instances to ignore.”

Jody Mills:

“They were literally going to make an spin off about her and her "wayward" daughters”

[blond-jerk-tourney]

Strawberry Bracket: Round 3, Poll 4

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Sanji

He’s blond, he was a prince and is now a pirate, he curses up a storm and yells and fights with any man he sees

Blond insufferable asshole, but one of the good guys. He's so insufferable. Insists on not hitting women. His dream, which he managed to accomplish, is to become invisible to spy on the women's bathroom.

Edward Elric

he’s blond, he’s a fifteen year old in the military and he’s an asshole

He is both blond and a huge dick to many peolple throughout the anime

He's so edgy and disrespects authority and overthrows the government and

would fight a baby and God in the same breath. also, what 12 yo needs extensive governmental funding with little to no oversight as he traipses through the boonies insulting anyone who looks at him wrong or comments on his height. this one apparently.

im pretty sure the author confirmed he’s ugly. doesn’t make him a jerk, i just think it’s funny.

In the first chapter of the manga he walks into a church and starts talking about how he doesn’t believe in god.

Bro look at him. One time he was being chased by a man trying to literally vaporize him and all he could think was "making enemies is something I've never really avoided"

Know it all little brat (he does know it all)

[onepiecesb]

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE COLORSPREAD AND VOLUME COVER TOURNAMENTS!!! ❤️

ColorSpread Winners!!!

Volume Cover Winners!!!

Thanks again!!! ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Poly Bracket Semi-Finals!

Propaganda under the cut.

Propaganda for MiShaBug:

Why make Shanks choose??

Propaganda for FraBroJinBin:

Old Quartet Polycule! Geez Robin why does Tumblr let you have 3 tall boyfriends? Robin and her himbos. Their dynamic as the older more mature members who enable the younger ones are just so adorable and cute.

[sleepyhead-poll]

LOSER'S BRACKET! ROUND 3, MATCH 1 OUT OF 2!

Loser's Bracket Propaganda Under the Cut:

Noddy:

They deserve a second chance :3

Noddy was absolutely robbed. Kirby is cute, yes, and he can be sleepy, but Noddy IS THE SLEEPY GUY FROM KIRBY... plus, he's orange!

Bringing back mod's original propaganda for Noddy (and editing it slightly): Noddies are almost always sleeping when you see them! They give Kirby the Sleep Ability, and their name comes from the verb “nod off”, meaning “to snooze”! You can find a bunch of them in Rainbow Resort, which happens to be near where the Dream Fountain (which is responsible for giving people good dreams) is! (Also Rainbow Resort’s music is so calming and pretty, you should listen to it! /not forcing) Because you almost always see these little guys sleeping, they never attack Kirby! The most you’ll get is a slow walk towards Kirby before they fall back asleep if you startle them awake (walk into them) :3 They're also super cute! :D

Zoro:

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[captainsvscaptains]

Battle of the Captains

Round 3 Part 1 Poll 1

Propaganda

Rubbery captain of the Straw Hat Pirates. Incredibly loyal and skilled. His main goal is to be King of the Pirates. He has not had a single other thought than this, save for "I'm hungry"

Finnbar lost his wife and son in a pirate attack, steals his ship back with the help of another dilf and they go on adventures.

[onepiece-song-tournament]

One Piece Character Song Tournament

Round 3, Part 2

Sea Moon See You | I Want to be Alive

[should-have-been-at-the-club]

Round 3 Match 8: They Should Have Been At The Club Tournament

Propaganda below the cut.

Propaganda for Trafalgar Law:

(CW genocide mention)

One: Government incompetence killed everyone he ever knew or loved, tried to end his life by joining a pirate crew run by an actual sociopath, got saved by said pirate's brother, watched the pirate captain kill his savior in an attempt to save him, then swore vengeance on the pirate and held that grudge for like 13 years.

Two: Was too serious as a kid already, even before his whole family and town was slaughtered in a genocide. Anyway, that was long ago. He's still too serious. Isn't really one to join festivities, but he should. He should be at the club, have some fun for a change.

Propaganda for Anakin Skywalker:

One: This man is so fucked up. I think the galaxy at large would have been a much better place if he spent his early 20s getting fucked up at the club instead of committing atrocities against sand people and being tempted by the dark side of the force.

Two: He was TWENTY THREE when he became Darth Vader.