What the fuck is he doing playing with stuffed animals - Kenny mcwhoremick
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i have no idea what ur yappin ab but so real
so so real
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“Dude, who’s the hottest F1 driver?”
“Obviously, it’s Charles Leclerc. But there’s-”
“That’s such a basic fucking bitch answer.”
“All right, you want a real answer?”
“Yes!”
“Max Verstappen specifically when he’s all hot and sweaty after a race. Look it up.”
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i rhink i deserve to have a transfem faggot coworker who i can make out with on company time it would make my life a whole lot easier
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Tim Drake but he's several weasels in a dinosaur onesie
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In my danny phantom, val and danny wouldve WON
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very hypocritical of aemond to call rhaenyra's children bastards when rhaenyra is literally his father alicent fess up why does your son look exactly like your ex gf? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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genuinely I think one of the most pressing calls for Christians (namely Protestant Christians) today is to stop underestimating the power of beauty
visual beauty, beauty in word, beauty in sound, beauty in story
we have ceded beauty for the past 70 years to the atheistic world and people of all beliefs are realizing that world has failed to carry that standard. people are realizing their daily lives are starved of beauty--especially natural beauty--so they are turning to the entities which recognize its power. entities like paganism, witchcraft, ancestor worship, the New Age. if they are drawn to Christianity (not necessarily believing it), they are more likely to attend a Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox mass.
humans need beauty because humans need God, and beauty belongs to God. which means the church should be the standard-bearer of beauty in this world.
if a church can afford it, they should prioritize building a beautiful church, even if that means it will be smaller or less trendy.
if a church has skilled musicians in their midst, they should prioritize using those musicians in worship, even if it means the style of the music changes.
the church should always prioritize hymns and spiritual songs which exemplify goodness, truth, and beauty in their composition and lyrics, even if it means newcomers don't understand every line yet.
all these forms of beauty should reflect the beauty of the story of the Gospel.
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"This? This is what you betrayed me for?! This?!"
"No! I-!"
"You got close to me, turned me in, for this?!"
"I didn't! They were going to kill you! I did the only thing I could! Why would they waste the energy to kill you if you were no longer a threat?!"
"I would have been happier dead than trapped with the knowledge of your betrayal!"
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alright if no one else is gonna say it i will. crowley looked unbearably horny when he made aziraphale try human food. i have never seen such powerful carnal desire ever in the history of television.
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i love how the show made sure 1) to show us that for once boston was extremely reluctant to make sexual advances on someone and atom absolutely did all the work, and then also blamed boston for not wanting to see him again, despite the clearly established boundaries; and 2) to explicitly frame the fact that boston as a gay man (particularly a promiscuous gay man) is seen as predatory by having chueam verbally frame the situation as the classic deeply homophobic "homosexual preying on the young and inexperienced and turning them to the "homosexual lifestyle"" idea (reflected in anything from 1961's "boys beware" short to the current "protect children from drag queens" moral panic), and y'all are STILL somehow saying that boston is at fault here, just because he is a shitty friend and a selfish person. like i'm sorry, but a leap from these honestly regular human traits to literal blackmail and sexual assault is not as obvious and easy as some of you seem to think.
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Calling your "best friend" your partner in every moment is clearly the gayest thing ever. No heterosexual man would call his "best friend" partner. None.
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