#oon au

[surkeasilakka]

Oon päätyny siihen lopputulokseen, että Riitaoja ansaitsee kaiken. Kuten shiny Bunearyn. Ja toivottavasti tulevaisuudessa ne voittaa lisää kilpailuja ja nauhoja. <3

[violasmirabiles]

probability of me moving to a fairly iconic district of my hometown is at an all time high and whats my shit brain doing. its doing the hey you know that thing you like. imagine the characters living there

[softsnzstuff]

Votes are in and you guys wanted to know what fandom I’m (planning on) writing for each day of Sicktember 2023. 😌

I really wanted to take this opportunity to try and write for new fandoms. Let me know in the comments which one you’re most excited for!!

I’m highlighting the fandom in Pink if it’s a new pairing or new fandom !!

Hopelessly Bad at Self Care - ST Steve and Robin

Quest for a Cure - House MD Chase

“What happened to your phenomenal immune system, huh?” - Dr Eddie on Vacation

Hiding an illness - 001 ST

Preventative measures not taken - ST Jopper

Sick and injured - Being Human UK Mitchell

“You’re a jerk when you’re sick” - Rockstar AU Eddie and Gareth

Persistent Fever - Looooong Fic for Dr Eddie

White Coat Syndrome - WWDITS Viago

“The only place we’re going is the pharmacy.” - OFMD - new AU

Beginners Guide to Faking Sick - Streamer AU Eddie

Old Wives Tale - Eddie / Wayne Canon

Anxious Stomach - SVU Carisi

[ALT] Fuzzy Socks - E/dissy Kink AU

Sick in an Inconvenient Place - NEW AU ST

Consulting Web MD - Radio Show AU

Magical Remedy // Healing Potion - Mandalorian!

“Wear your coat, you’ll catch a cold.” - Moon Knight Steven and Marc

Curled up with a Pet - Nurse Steve

Cramping Pain - Robin and Steve Canon

“But if you stay, you’ll get sick too…” - OFMD Stede

Terms of Endearment - 911 Buddie / Firefam

Coughing Fit - Rockstar AU

“Did you just sneeze?” - ST Jonathan and Argyle

Confused / Disoriented - (SURPRISE)

[ALT] Pounding Headache - Manifest Ben

Uncooperative Patient - OFMD Steddyhands

“I should have Stayed Home” - Flight of the Conchords

Side Effects // Bad Reaction - The Rookie Chenford

Patient Zero - ST Broadway AU

[demonfowl]

17-Nälkä

Kun ootte porukalla larppaamassa sotaa jossain hornan kuusessa ja peli loppuu kahdelta aamuyöstä ku innostutaan vähän liikaa ja ainut avoin ruokapaikka on paikallinen 24/7-mäkkäri.

Tää on toistaseks ainut modern au-juttu mitä tähän oon piirtäny. Osittain syynä on varmaan se et promptit viittaa just alkuperäisteoksen tapahtumiin, osin siks että oon piirtäny näitä hahmoja jo niin paljon ettei canonmiljöön kuvaaminen tunnu niin vaativalta kuin aiemmin.

[samisfalse]

Nyt kuulkaas meikä poika teki taidetta. Varmaan kauneimmat miähet mitä oon ikinä piirtäny. Tää on siis MoRo! AU:ta vieläkin, kohtaus sen jälkeen kun Kimaltelevien Timanttien lopussa Lehto pyörtyy. Ja huhhuh pojat kyllä olen ylpeä.

Nyt ensimmäiseksi tässä on mun Määtän rooli reveal. Le Chocolat on elokuvassa tosi vähän eikä se puhu melkeen yhtään, mut se suojelee Satinea niin isovelimäisesti niin meinasin ensin että Hietsuhan siihen menis. Sitten tajusin että helvetti, Määttä kantamassa Lehtoa ja vetämässä Lammiota turpaan on liian herkullinen konsepti torjuttavaksi, joten tässä sitä ollaan. Myös Lehdon mekon hörhelö puuhkat oli tuskaa piirtää. Mut ainakin meil on Määttä sideboobs, just like God intended.

Tässä on meidän jumalainen tuberkuloosia poteva Lehto. On se semmonen Ruusunen. Kyllä tuli kaunista. Musta tuntuu että ihan hirveenä omaa työtäni näin julistan mutta kyllä tuli sen verran kaunis Toivo että kyl mää kauhiast ihmettelen.

Tästä viimosesta ruudusta olen erityisen ylpeä. Yhdistin mielessäni Jussi Vatasesta ja Risto Tuorilasta täydellisen Koskelan ja samperi pojat kyllä onnistuin. Olen häntä silitellyt ja jumaloinut tän koko ajan kun on ollut valmiina. Nyt kyllä saan olla ylpeä. Koskela roolittamassa siis Marieta, elokuvassa näiden can can-tanssijoiden epämääränen matron. Koskela röyhelöissä tuo iloa. Korvakorun kanssa vielä päälle. Kyllä nyt pojat on ylpeyden aihetta.

[nostalgia-tblr]

if i write all the wanky stuff in the tags that means i am innocent if any wank ensues thereafter right?

[auto-correct]

TROLLSTUCK RANT HERE WE GO NOW CONTAINS: ACTUAL CONTENT! ART! LOGS! INSTEAD OF JUST VAGUE KEYSMASHES

THIS AU IS WITH @whydontwebegin and also some recent additions who URLS I don't know (if u want me 2 delete/private this like immediately after i post this hmu)

first off:

Figure A: The Fishboi

(CONTINUES:)

^ Figure B: The Fishboi But Bloody

Okay so yeah that's Hal But A Troll (Halwyr)

He's a fuchsiablood psionic (is this a bit overindulgent of me? idk who gives a fuck) and technically HIC's heir though condy is not exactly keen on the idea of him ruling anything

(Spoiler alert he was brainwashed (to be more compliant less rebellious and not defy HIC all that fun stuff he's a psionic so he's Slightly More Of A Threat) as a Leetol Guy but Troll Dirk (Deirik) (the moirail ever!!!!!!!!) was like 'Hey that tiara you've got there is a bit suspicious actually ' and broke it and it was all very emotional oh just read the fucking log it's down a bit further)

How is he a psionic, you ask? Genetic experimentation!! WHEEEE

So technically Deirik is his ancestor because I couldn't come up with a better way to imitate their relationship in canon but eh fuck canon these two are So Pale For Each Other. No murder attempts here :) besides the one time :))))) (brainwashing induced to be clear (Halwyr stopped himself bc The Power of Moirallegiance <><><><>))

n e ways

yeah I will now dump some more of The Content

smol. Absolute bby of a man

he gets v tall eventually bc i am trans and if i can't tower over everyone and everything then By Gog He Will

okay I maaayyyy go back and edit this post later once I edit the logs to polish them a bit (*shakes my fist* pesterchum online my nemesis)

But I don't feel like doing that rn

Anyways Deirik is played by the wonderful and amazing @whydontwebegin and Halwyr is. Played by me😔

yeah ok more art now

deirik fr <<<<3333

^this one looks shitty but u know what? who gives a fuck i just needed to figure out what his eyes looked like at the time

ALSO ALSO ALSO THE FACT THAT A) TROLLS HAVE CAT BEHAVIOURS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO PURRING!!!! AND B) I DON'T REMEMBER I FUCKING FORGOR!!!! wait maybe i was about to talk about the bone stealing thing yeah Halwyr ripped out someone's bones telekinetically once bc they had Hurt His Moirail (Big Mistake) it was sooooo funny im not sure that was it but ohwell

I also might've been about to mention that Halwyr gets called little over *cough* pesterchum *cough* trollian a lot even tho he's like. 6'5 6'4 but he gives the fuck up on complaining eventually

there's SO much more lore than this really this is mostly just me gushing over Halwyr and the moriails generally 2 start with

I also may have maybe been about to mention smth else uhhhh

This AU also has several appearances from @whydontwebegin's Eldritch Hal!!!! *Gestures neurodivergently to their blog* Go!!! check out their Decay AU!!! Fuckin do it!!!!!! right now!!! i wasn't kidding I love eldritch hal sm so go fuckin absorb and interact with The Content!!!!!!!!!!! do iiiiiiitttttttttttt 3:<

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Bedroom Description Headcanon Based Off Of This Commission Au Art

Thanking my buddy @queenspinoodle for her help!

So, for starters, Philip and Caleb share a bedroom in their apartment (I like the idea of them sharing a room since they did the same when they were kids in the 1600's). They also have their own beds. The room is small, but spacious enough for the two to move around and stuff. It's also tidy and well organized (thanks to Philip and sometimes Caleb lol).

When it comes to lights / lighting, they have a woven nest ceiling light with little light bulb eggs and fake birds sitting on the branches (I bet you can guess who's idea that was to buy that lol.)

They also have a small desk lamp.

For furniture, they pretty much have the basics.

Now, unto the unique things!🌟✨ Bird posters, a few k-pop posters of the group TWICE, and fun stickers (Caleb) as well as Jesus decor (Philip) are all over the walls.

At their room desk sits their big book of brotherly adventures, a bible, a picture frame of them, a silly looking cardinal bobblehead, a carving knife, feather pens, and a Jesus figure.

Philip hangs his satchel around the desk chair.

To conclude the room's overall vibe?

IT'S SO THEM.

That's it. :)

[omenoidenunohtelia]

pitäis jaksaa tänään tehdä jotain hyödyllistä mutta krääh envittujaksa

[trashcanplant]

The Harvest

Mob Au to @//clownsuu

Penny to @cherrythepuppet

Vince to @cloudy-dreams

TW: Spooky scary scarecrows send shivers down your spine! Rotting meat.

Grover sat at the bar, keeling over a hearty glass of rye whiskey like there was no tomorrow. He felt miserable, grabbing at his chest and struggling to breathe. His mind spaced out, and when he came back to reality, Penny was sitting beside him.

“Ugh… what do you want.” He groaned, slamming back another cup. Grover let Howdy finish pouring him a new one before he turned back to Penny.

With the changing of the seasons in full swing and clumps of leaves layering the ground, she had now taken a poofy feather boa oon her bare shoulders. The little lady raised her eyebrows at him as a snarky grin graced her lips.

“Hi.” She said quickly, turning to Howdy and raising her finger. He nodded silently and started to prepare a Shirley Temple.

“Doesn’t answer my question.” Grover grumbled worthlessly, sinking into the bar stool like his roots were planting into the ground.

“Well, Scarycrow—“ Penny began before a cough from Grover interrupted her.

“Not my name.” He growled. Penny rolled her eye.

“Yeah, anyway, Boss told me to tell you ‘Feed him’ So. Feed him. Whatever that means. Has he started talking in third person?” She questioned, looking down at the pear bracelets over her opera gloves. Grover perked up. He looked out the window, downed his drink, and stood up.

“Where are you going?” Penny asked, reaching for her drink that Howdy had just finished shaking and topping with whipped cream and cherries. Her eye followed Grover as he grabbed a coat.

“Out.” He said. This piqued Penny’s curiosity. She’d heard from Antoni that Grover wasn’t allowed ‘out’ without permission. She hopped from her barstool, chasing Grover into the night.

“You’re not allowed out! Boss said-“

“Boss told me that I need to go when he gives the word. Where the fuck are those birds..” He growls, eyes on the skies as he listens for a distant cawing. His eye spots two birds, barely visible behind the night sky as they cry from their branch. Grover huffs, turning to Penny.

“You’re helping me make a delivery.” He said sharply, practically dragging her by the arm to one of the cars.

“Hey! What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” She shouts, struggling against his grasp.

“Help me make the delivery and I get you whatever treat you want.” Grover replies, getting her in the car. It’s not the usual continental that he’d drive. It’s a pickup truck, back covered with a tarp. Penny sits in the passenger seat, holding her arm nervously.

“Fine.”

And they drive off into the night. Penny watched as the lights from the city began to dim. The truck passed by the warehouse that marked the edge of town and drove farther than that and parked at the tree line. Grover got out of the truck and took the cover off the truck bed.

It was a cacophony of flies, buzzing over the top half of a deer. It had been ripped in half, and smelled like it had been a long time since it had died. Its guts had stained the bed red and maggots had begun to creep through the deers skin and pelt. Grover looked down on it, grabbing it and easing it out of the truck. It hit the ground with a somehow wet squelch. Something leaked from the deer.

“Help me.” Grover said, and when Penny got around the truck she screamed. It alerted the crows which dotted the trees, and Grover slapped a still wet glove against her mouth.

“Shut the fuck up. Vince don’t like noise.” He commanded. Penny stared at him with a wide eye, shivering in her unfit-for-weather dress.

“Grab the back.” Grover said, looking over his shoulder into the tree line. Penny squirmed, reaching down to try and carry her half of the weight. It was unfair, Grover had to lean all the way down and walk backwards into the trees with Penny trying to direct him in the dim light. He was pricked by several brambles and stabbed with sticks.

When the pair passed the tree line and entered the clearing, it was like walking into the world’s most terrifying sculpture park. The figures were all in the midst of fleeing. To the untrained eye it would look like wood carvings, but the way that the flies landed on them and how new branches grew from they eye sockets and mouths of these people made it obvious that it wasn’t just sculpture.

Grover and Penny carried the deer, sticks crunching under their shoes. The two approached the center of the field and Grover dropped the deer. He looked around at the stillness, searching for something in the trees. Penny felt uncomfortable, her head on a swivel as she looked through the field. She could have sworn she saw one of the bodies still breathing.

Grover whistled, taking a step away from the dearly departed deer.

“Watch em feast.” He said with a little grin on his face. The crows flooded from tree line, swooping at the carcass. Grover laughed, and Penny turned over her shoulder to see a hunched over figure with dark eyes and an elongated mouth. She screamed, grabbing onto Grover who looked down at her.

When his eyes landed on Vince in the darkness, reaching out to grab Penny, Grover swatted his hand away.

“No, Vince. I get’cher real hungry to have someone new join ya but not her. She’s family.” Grover said, staring at Vince as the cut noose swayed around his neck. They held eye contact. Vince opened his mouth and murmured something in a low, unfamiliar tone that sent chill down Penny’s spine.

“Look, how bout next time I bring one here fer ya I’ll letcha do yer tree thing an’ all that. I like them screams too, gotta admit..” Grover said with a low chuckle. Vince had a raspy laugh, not saying a word but staring at Penny. Grover looked down at her again.

“Her names Penny. I needed an extra set a hands pullin’ the deer. I know ya like a bit of a scaredy-cat, but I got reprimanded by Wally when I had brought Poppy out here. You ‘member her, Vince? Real tall bird broad?” Grover said. Penny had a look of horror plastered on her face as she kept a grip on Grover’s pants. Vince did not respond, reaching out a finger to graze against Penny’s skin. The taller of the scarecrows grabbed at the other, holding his gloved hand tightly.

“I’ll see what I can fix up fer ya. But not her. Not her.” Grover said protectively. The crows behind him cawed as they finished their feast and flew back into the trees. The plot was silent again, save for Vince’s ragged breathing. Penny stared up at Grover, then at Vince.

“D’ya need help spreading the bones across the field?” Grover asked. He gave Penny a little pat, a nonverbal way of telling her to head back to the truck. As she began to walk away, Vince turned his head with an audible creak. Grover kept his attention, talking to him calmly.

It took over an hour for Grover to return to the pickup truck. Penny was asleep, her head against the window. Grover glanced out the driver side window at Vince who stood just beyond the tree line. He waved goodbye, then turned around on the road to drive home.

From just under Penny’s opera glove, a small leaf began to sprout.

[clownprincehoeshi]

Twisted deception - Teaser

Synopsis: Betrayal and manipulation were always a constant in your life. Leading your family's legacy as a mafia boss is not an easy task and most of the times can lead to losing the ones you love most. You've always kept away from love, but even is this dark and unforgiving world it finds you. But it also breaks you.

Pairing: mafia boss Mingyu x mafia boss reader

doctor Seungcheol x mafia boss reader

Genre: strangers to lovers, enemies to lovers, mafia au, angst, fluff, smut

Warnings: mafia scenarios, death, gun mentions, blood, cheating, sex scenes, nudity... will post others along the way if needed

Status: ongoing

Started: july 23th 2024

Word count of the teaser: 1181

Information: So I wanted to do something different for this fic. I've decided to use a name instead of Y/N(RUA). For me, it gves more depth and dimension to the character and it helps with the wrting/reading process. It's a random name that I thought about randomly and it also starts with the letter of my own name. I don't know, I find it pretty, short and simple. I will start writing on the first chapter after I finish with Parallel Hearts story(about two more chapters to go). Not sure how many chapters this one will have, maybe 2 or 3. Sugestions and comments are welcomed.

Don't forget to support the writers by rebloging their works! Thank you!

Teaser

It was white before it was black. You blacked out and you don’t know why. It’s so cold and wet.

You feel like you’re floating and your ears are ringing loud. Am I dying, is this it?

The ringing starts to go down and you hear blasts, guns and screams. You hear a voice and you can’t understand what it says and who’s voice is it.

Have they kidnapped me? Are the Kim’s really this low to try to take me? Oh God, what are they going to do to me? I feel sick. I feel like throwing up.

“How is she? Is she breathing?”

“I don’t fucking know, let me get her in the car, faster”

Is it Jun? You feel tears burning your eyes and face. Why can’t I open my eyes?

What is that feeling on my leg, burning almost. I feel something running down to my toes.

“Shit, she’s bleeding bad, hurry, we need to get to Jin!”

“Fucking Kim, I want to stay behind and finish them all!”

“Noo, don’t be stupid, Hao! You might be the best assassin in the business, but you are one and they are many”

Oh, I am not caught by the Kim’s. Good, now I can rest a little.

You faint from all the blood loss from the wound on your leg and you’re finally in the car, Minghao quickly getting behind the wheel and driving off towards the hospital where your brother Jin was a doctor.

Next thing you remember is waking up in a hospital room, with Your bother and Jun net to your bed, discussing something.

Rua: Jin…

Jin: You’re awake! You scared me!

Rua: Sorry. Is everyone ok, Jun?

Jun: Two of our men got shot by the Kim’s and one died in the explosion

Rua: Fuck!

As you’re starting to blurt out shit about your rival clan, you try to get up and your legs are not working properly

Jin: Oh, come oon, are you ever going to stay put for 5 minutes? You’re not yet ready to go out there yet.

Rua: I will fucking end him! I’ll end Kim Mingyu with my own hands!

Jun: How did they find out we were meeting with the Min’s there?

Minghao’s voice feels like a whisper when he enters the room, unnoticed.

Minghao: Something’s not right. I saw none of the Min’s men there tonight.

Rua: I personally spoke to Yoongi on the phone.

Minghao: This was definitely a trap. But for who?

Rua: Hao, I need you to get to the bottom of this asap. I won’t let this go away.

Minghao nods and he leaves the room. You know he’ll find out, no matter what. He’s the best at what he does and you’re lucky you have him on your side. His father was your dad’s right hand and you two have been best friends since you were little. Of course he would be on your side.

Jin: Do you need me right now? I need to to check on some patients for now.

Rua: Thanks, Jini, if I need something I have Jun here with me.

Jun: And Seokmin is outside the door.

Jin: Well ok then, see you later. Don’t be an idiot and try to leave!

After one hour, you tried to get back to sleep but you couldn’t. All these thoughts were running trough your mind. Was it really Yoongi the one you talked to on the phone, was it a scam? Who is trying to kill you? Are the both clans working together? How are you going to proceed from now on?

You decide to get up and try to find Jin. He might be in his office. Outside your door are Jun and Dokyeom, eyes going wide when they see you.

Dokyeom: Boss, come on, get back to bed! You’re hurt.

Rua: I’m fine, I just need to find Jin.

Jun: I’m going with you.

Rua: Guys, it’s safe here. Take a break, ok? Eat something and get some rest in my room.

Jun: Here, take my gun, keep it under your robe.

Rua: Ok, if it makes you feel better.

Dokyeom: We don’t want to risk anything, especially after tonight. We could have lost you. We could have all died there.

Hearing that it makes your blood boil and the feeling of revenge grows bigger inside you. You’re no weak girl, you’ll show them all. You were born for this, trained for this life. Ever since you were 5 years old, your father took you under his wing and teached you everything he knew.

There was no other person in the world he trusted more. He could see your potential, how smart you were, how good you could read people and situations and how fast you were with actions and solutions.

Walking slowly down the hospital hallways, you feel a bit sleepy. Good, I’ll be able to sleep after I talk to my brother then. I thought I will stay awake all night.

Reaching a dead end, you can’t remember if Jin’s office was to the right or to the left. You stop. Someone is talking. You don’t turn the corner, don’t want to risk being see. Afterall, you don’t know who these men are.

None of them is Jin or anyone you know. You don’t recognise the voices. You keep quiet and at the same time you feel sleepier. What’s going on?

“She’s in room 79. Make it quick and clean. No witnesses.”

“Got it. Let’s move!”

They are walking towards you. Shit! You can’t run, your leg has stiches from that ugly cut on your thigh. Oh, the gun. As you try to get your gun from under your robe, you feel a firm pull. A hand grabbing your waist, pulling you into a door.

The room is dark. So dark that you are not sure your eyes are closed or opened. You feel pression over your mouth. A hand. A body behind you. Warm. You feel warm. And so sleepy. Damn, Jin must have put you on some strong pain killers.

You feel his breath right behind your ear, feel his hear beating on your back, his other hand wrapped tight around your waist.

You hear commotion outside, slaming. A shot. A second shot. Jun, Seokmin. They’ll be fine, they are smart and cautious. They’ll be fine.

“Shh, keep quiet a minute more. I’ll remove my hand, ok?”

You nod.

Rua: Who are you? Why did you pull me in here?

“I work here and I heard their conversation and needed to act fast. Sorry.”

Rua: I feel so dizzy. I’m not feeling well.

“What do you want to do now?”

“Just take me out of here. Anywhere. I need..”

And you passed out from the painkillers. As you’re getting deeper and deeper into sleep, you feel strongs hands lifting you up and carrying you away. You don’t know who this man is and where he’s taken you.

You’re so far gone that you didn’t even think he might be there to hurt you.

[surkeasilakka]

Lahtinen ja Määttä pienellä kävelyllä :) Tai ehk ne on menossa jonnekin tehtävälle tai jätskille en tiiä (mafia au:ta siis tässä taas :DD)

[violasmirabiles]

lisää kadis au ficcejä joihin mulla ei vuonna 2018 ollut aivoja mutta joita teen nyt sen sijaan että tekisin gradua: tällä kertaa lammio, rahikainen, säädön alkupuoli, kommunikoinnin vaikeus, ylpeys, itsepäisyys ja consent issues. olkaa hyvä.

[hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow]

Im writing an au fanfic I think this is gonna be a longer one and for shipping and I'm gonna start it out with "charlastor"(platonic/oone-sided/not engame). So imma have alastor get into Charlie's live originally to gain control and power (vaggie and charlie haven't met yet) (Charlie's also extremely lonely and touch starved before this point in the fic) but Charlie's shows him genuine compassion which he's never felt before and alastor is has mow grown extremely close to Charlie(platonically). However Charlie has also grown really close to al. And layer I wanna do this thing where Charlie will be like

"I love you Al"

And al will basically have a whole monologs about how much he loves her platonically.

And then al finds out Charlie wanted them to be more then besties and bents to rosie about it and then he figures out he's aroace.

I don't know I just really liked this idea

[demonfowl]

Sinut vain, ja aikaa - luukku 6

tumblr & ao3

...Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää. Tämä on osanottoni suomalaisen kulttuurin ylläpitoon. Mulla ei ole muuta sanottavaa.

>><>> @trevardes <<><<

Bonus:

Rahikaisen rääkäsynaama jota en alkuperäsiin kuvituksiin sisällytäny mutta joka ei suostunu jättämään aivojani rauhaan.

[fanofstuff01]

Megamind Au

Adam: So let me get this straight, this all happened because you didn't want me to see your duckie jammies?

Lucifer: It was embarrassing!

Adam: Well I see them now and they're cute. And you wanna know what else?

Lucifer: What?

Adam: Your eyes look great in the dark.~

Lucifer: Oh do they?

Adam: Yep. Not in a scary way though.

Lucifer: Come oon, you can admit it. I won’t brag, I promise.

Adam: Well… The way they glow is worth something I guess.

And Lucifer bragged about it.