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antiwhores · 6 months

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Bakugou cums so fast and hard the first time he has sex.

Yall be like: “He lasts long!” “He lets you finish first.”

He would love to! But I imagine he actually didn’t last for shit.

Bakugou had forgotten to use the tricks that everyone had told him.

“Think about something gross so you don’t cum fast!” Not possible, you felt too good for him to think about anything but you.

“Beat off before it happens, the sex’ll last longer.” It happened spontaneously, he had no time.

“Just hold it in through your bladder!” HOW?! Thats the only one he remembered to try and yet it still failed.

He felt so embarrassed when his afterglow wore off. He thought that you wouldn’t wanna have sex with him anymore. He knew better, but he decided that you would go tell all your friends about how easily the great Bakugou Katsuki cums.

He apologizes to you with a scowl on his face (not directed towards you, it was for himself).

“I didn’t mean for it to be that fast. M’sorry.”

He finally meets your eyes when you grab his face, kissing him.

“Katsuki, it’s okay. It’s our first time. I didn’t expect you to last forever. If anything, it’s a compliment. Just means I’m that good.”

Bakugou internally sighs, the panic swaying away from him.

“…Wanna go again?”

#been a while #sorry guys i got sent to the #mental hospital for a lil bit #and then i needed time to #recuperat and shit #maybe one day ill write consecutively #bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki #mha x reader #bakugou smut

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bloodysparklez · 2 months

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"b-but if akechi is every member of the friend group, what about the rest of the thieves-" homosexual supporting cast. next question

#goro akechi #goro akechi fanart #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #akechi fanart #he's an overachiever. he's multifaceted. he's being admitted to a mental health hospital as we speak #also i need us all to agree that 3rd sem akechi is 100% the 10/10 here. right??? right???? can anybody hear me #(alternatively. consider: the edgy feathered black mask!dancing fit. glad we're all agreed here)

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marskid11 · 1 month

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Let me hold you tight

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tomshivbaby · 4 months

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i have fun

#i need to use this hospital ass colour palette on Everything #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #disco elysium #> mine #doodles/drawings #tatin.de

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droodlebug · 3 months

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OHH btw here's Maru peeks for the stardew mod i've been working on... I haven't given up i just had a lot of stuff happen that made me pause work on it lmao

#droodles #stardew valley #maru #sdv maru #sdv #sdv portraits #MARU she was the one who started the whole project bc none of the replacers matched my Vision for her (ie bubble braids)#i need to do a little editing on her hospital sprites i didnt draw her hair curly enough i was rushing so bad i cant let it sit as is lmao #also gave her a cane in her little walking sprites.... hehe

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lanavecorona · 9 months

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today i offer you tmnt art. tomorrow???? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#half a year ago if you would've told me i was gonna get obsessed with teenage mutant ninja turtles i would've laughed. but here we are.#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt april #pizza time with the boys!#im gonna have to censor the hospital one to post on insta so that'll be fun #pov ur friend never got her mystic pizazz for her project so she still needs your help instead #the comic is from a stupid tiktok

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calnexin · 3 months

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Nice tormented middle aged guy you got there… what if he was a butch woman instea- *gets pelted with rocks*

#I am getting back into the swing of drawing!#I just need to get her out of my system and then I’ll be normal.#c draws #house md #hatecrimes md #genderbend #gregory house #ive been calling her Regina btw. cuz of Regina George #both manipulative mean girls who played lacrosse and personally victimized everyone at their school/hospital #anyway.

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saturnerens · 4 months

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every whizzer outfit !!

#this took 30 hrs Omfg #plz reblog 😭😭#andrew rannells #falsettos #whizzer brown #whizzer falsettos #musical theater #musicals #falsettos 2016 #i need him #fanart #art #devotion to style #gay #lgbtq #i hope these r accurate bc the boot is pretty low quality Lmao #also I KNOW I DIDNT INCLUDE HIM IN THE HOSPITAL YALL R SO SICK HELPFO

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geneslovee · 1 year

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thanks for breakfast

#im sick guys #im need to get admitted to princeton plainsboro teaching hospital #so i can be treated by the most homosexual doctors in the world #house md #house #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #myart #2023

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ruporas · 1 year

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i’ll find you again in every universe. let us be a little more honest, let us have a little more time.

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #despite it all though badlands rumble is like. the only universe where we get wolfwood thinking vash died first... and i think that means a #lot to their relationship and how it may bloom if there was more to badlands rumble considering vash literally saw wolfwood carrying a piece #of vash after his supposed death. u know! despite the short time they were together vash still meant so much to wolfwood that he couldn't #just move on or forget him in anyway. needed to keep a piece of him for himself and the rest of his days. but ofc vash lives and wolfwood #was like ill beat ur fucking ass into tomorrow. there's just so much honesty in vash being able to see that gesture bc he wouldnt know #otherwise just how much he might mean to him. ANYWAY. trimax with with the eternal pining featuring the two chapters where imo #where the both of them really fell for each other... i wrote my thoughts about this on another comic i did before #but vash solidifying his feelings during the hospital arc -- ww solidifies his when he realizes his allegiances are permanently with vash #98 my lovelies but also to me they are so one-sided bc ww pined like no tomorrow and vash only realizes after ep 23?24? his heart did tickle #whenever ww complimented his smile though #and tristamp vw my beloveds. it really just feels like they get the chance to be closer and closer and more honest with each other #with every version that comes about. in trimax they knew how little time they had but struggled so desperately to get closer. in 98 ww felt #more willing to forsake for vash. in badlands rumble theyre Angry but as mentioned earlier ^ more blatant truth... due to circumstances #mainly but has the chance to lead to discussions and tristamp literally. first day of knowing each other ww saves vash - 2 days later vash #saves ww like. Man. AND NOW THEY MAY POTENTIALLY GET EVEN CLOSER!!!! with s2....#ruporas art

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teaposee · 4 months

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MORE HOSPITAL STUFF YAYYY

#bkdk #bakudeku #bnha #bnha 424 #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #mha 424 #I LOVE THEM !!!!!!! I NEED MORE HOSPITAL SWEETNESS. stat

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deadtower · 1 year

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SO YOU WANT TO GET HIRED IS NOW LIVE ON ITCHIO! :D

This thirty-page guide is specifically written to help you navigate the world of working-class jobs. In it, I break down what to put in your resume (even if you have no experience at all!), how to dress for the interview, how to play the very confusing and nonsensical world of the working-class interview, and what happens after you drag yourself out of the crucible of the interview on your hands and knees.

It's helpful! It's for those of us who want to know how to get hired for something as menial as a food runner! It's not that long, so you don't need to carve out several hours to in-depth research! It's got jokes — and Brian David Gilbert references!

Please reblog to help reach as many people as possible, because sometimes we all need a little help adulting, and I'm here to share what I know with you, no judgment.

(If you want to make sure I am not forced to be victim to website fees, you can always just send me $3 on Ca$h@pp/V3nm0 (deadtower) or P@yp@l (paypal.me/deadtower) and email me at [email protected] with your username/when you sent the money, and I can send you the PDF that way! Also, if you can't afford it, no worries! Just shoot me an email and I'll send it to you discounted to as low as $1, or for free, depending on your financial situation. I want everyone to have access to the resources they deserve. <3)

#writeblr #jobs #hiring #resources #hospitality #idk what tags to put lol these are my best guesses #but really and truly please reblog this if you can! it's the ONLY way it's gonna make it around #it's very cheap it's $3 or less if you can't afford the $3 #and that was after asking a bunch of people what to price it at #oughhhh please. i come to you asking politely. i need this to be spread around #you never know who on your timeline is desperate for a guide like this #and i'm not gonna lie knowing tumblr's demographic it's a LOT of people

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rafesbbyy · 3 months

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Thinking about the fact that in s1ep6 when Barry burns Rafe's arm, poor baby probably had to bandage himself up all by himself. It just makes me so sad for no reason because Rafe's always alone and he literally has zero support system. And, his hands were shaking when he attempted to steal from his dad's office and when Ward catches him, he doesn't even look concerned or notice the burnt arm of his son??? Something about that just makes me so mad and sad like wtf. Rafe needs a big hug, man. I soo wanna be his stress reliever, his balm that calms him and more. I am literally not normal about this man. Like imagine someone burning ur arm on a fucking motorbike and having no one to turn to but yourself :(