For someone who burns out instantly from creative hobbies, I sure do love looking back at things I’ve made :)
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Does hubs whimper like Colin in Not Okay when he cums?
Oh. Oh my!
Anon really narrowing in on the deets on SINday. Coming in hot. Uhhh... he's a little more subtle, generally? Like... a grunt through gritted teeth kinda guy? Though, I occasional get a Colin-like whined whimper. The variety is really nice, honestly 😏
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My last act of bravery was not rewarded lmao it was a huge mistake
I thought I was working and building character development and yet at that moment the right answer was to run the fuck away
Why can't I ever tell when to stop and when to keep going
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Yes, I am aware I haven't wanted to hug you in two months...
MY BRAIN HAS SAID NO TOUCHY TOUCHY! I DONT CONTROL THIS SHIT! I WANT A HUG! BUT I WILL HAVE A FUCKIN PANIC ATTACK IF YOU SO MUCH AS POKE ME-
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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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Little fucking guy alert!!
[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]
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Happy 10 years in the ball pit
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you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
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