#this is mad

[awwhawkeye]

I say we ditch the cars and arrange the top 10 in a bare fist fight.

[aminotvxq]

Me learning for the first time how to Pendulum Summon:

[anchoeritic]

if the smuts ab incest/minors or whatever bothers u then just ignore it, not tryna be rude bc I'm not into that stuff either but I feel like ppl should just block and move on instead of sending hate to the other authors

tbf i didn’t mention a single author but alright !! it’s just odd to me that a casual family shag is your cup of tea, yeah? no one’s shitting on their writing but why the fuck are you making a dad teach his *blood* related sons how to fuck a girl?

[secretivemessenger]

CUT UR NAILS GODDAMN I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE NUGGETS BUT UR NAILS ARE SO LONG IT SEEMS UNSANITARY

First my hight then my nuggets now my nails 😭😭😭 wtf is left for you haters to hate on

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Does hubs whimper like Colin in Not Okay when he cums?

Oh. Oh my!

Anon really narrowing in on the deets on SINday. Coming in hot. Uhhh... he's a little more subtle, generally? Like... a grunt through gritted teeth kinda guy? Though, I occasional get a Colin-like whined whimper. The variety is really nice, honestly 😏

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

haunted ass photo

[megamindsupremacy]

As a continuation of my “let Dipper say Fuck” and “let Stan say Bitch” agenda, I don’t think Bill should be allowed to swear. I think he should be perfectly aware of the concept and vocabulary of swear words but he’s just physically incapable of swearing due to being stuck in a kid’s show. And he’s really, really, really mad about that.

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[nashvillethotchicken]

The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[fagdykemuppet]

this disability pride month, extend your thoughts to all the disabled people in palestine. all the disabled people that aren't getting the care they need, and all the people that are becoming disabled due to the genocide.

consider donating to crips for esims for gaza this month, and if anyone has any other disabled run groups or causes that help disabled palestinians feel free to add on.

[as-i-watch]

Finally a worthy successor of the beach episodes: sauna special