Based on Repeat by Cant_Smoke_Eggs where Jason wakes up in his coffin every time he dies.
Danny can die. He's allowed. It's basically his power. But he couldn't be murdered. Well, that's not quite true. It just so happens that he gets sent back to his 14 year old self's body right after he trips into the switch inside the portal every time someone else kills him. No matter if it's an accident or on purpose.
Danny's getting sick and tired of winding up in that stupid portal.
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This anonymous spam asks are not even funny anymore. I'm tired of waking up to a bunch of nonsense in my notifications, so I'm just gonna pretend these are real asks I could potentially answer to.
Are you still working on the Iorveth cosplay?
Wow! Thanks for this ask! I'm in fact still working on it, and can't wait for more #rorveth photoshoots!
I had a little break because my other favourite game Kingdom Come: Deliverance is getting a sequel and I kinda did a speedrun of Hans Capon's cosplay.
But Iorveth is still in the game! During the summer I'll really try to do my best and move with the progress a bit.
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Me: "I want intkot novel to be translated"
Mom: "We have the intkot translation at home"
The intkot translation at home:
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I lost my sense of direction
Lost it not a while ago
I used to know where I was going
Now just wandering on roads;
I always knew just how to move
Where to look and when to breathe
I never moved without a reason
Reached for everything one needs;
Now I'm searching for directions
Lost in all those lefts and rights
I'm annoyed how long it's taking
Longing for my well known fight;
I didn't mark the path I'd taken
Did that even lead somewhere?
Did I lose all my directions?
Or did I travel somewhere else?
I don't know where I am going
I have not been here before
But at least I'm going forward
My directions changing more.
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🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨
I'm so late but here we go-
World's Smallest Violin by AJR
Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran
He's A Pirate (BGM Remix)
Timber by Pitbull & Ke$ha
Pierre by Ryn Weaver
@wicked-elfie @duple-man @rudithewarrior @devil1x @endmeimbeggingyou @ideas-of-immortality (you're not following me ☹️ but hey, we interact a lot indirectly so here)
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“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.
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Awful terrible bugses bits us... it itches us so badly...... it would feel so goooood to SCRATCH ITS... NO WE MUSTENT. Ouuughhh
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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie
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i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours
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I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.
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