#osomatsu san hc

[mramur]

diversity

[hobomatsu]

You cook for them, but it's a little burnt. Would they eat anyways?

Osomatsu: Probably not. Will whine about how his mom's food is better. Karamatsu: Without hesitation. Eats so fast he'd end up throwing up and making everything worse for himself. Choromatsu: Depends on how burnt it is. Will harshly critique your cooking techniques despite being a shitty cook himself. Ichimatsu: Will force himself to eat it. Gets food posioning afterwards (he has a sensitive stomach). Jyushimatsu: Doesn't care. Food is food and it's good because you prepared it for him. Todomatsu: Won't even try. Judges you even though he said it's okay and everybody makes mistakes.

[profoundtrashninja]

meow?

[couldtransitionsaveher]

TODOMATSU MATSUNO from OSOMATSU-SAN

JUSTIFICATION:

"She has dressed as a woman multiple times and is generally savvy in fashion and "girly" topics, there's also an episode where her brothers read her school diary that has an entry that says "I wish I could talk about boys with other girls" Her brothers and the fandom always say she's the devil incarnate but I get her... she's just the youngest child and tbh her brothers are pretty annoying A big part of me says she would be more chill if she transitioned, but another part of me thinks if she would be too powerful if she reached her final form..." - Anonymous

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[bichikichi]

Transmasc Osomatsu sketches from last month

[kasmirkozel]

Transgender, transfemme choro propaganda for you all🐸🏳️‍⚧️

It really suits u choro💜

[glitchpixel404]

I actually shared these a while ago on my twitter but decided to post these here too :3

So have some coloring practice with Jyushimatsu 💛🔆

[euphoricesctasy]

jyushimatsu matsuno nsfw HCs <3

- despite his super hyperactive personality, jyushi is a pretty soft lover - he’s always making sure you’re feeling comfortable and safe with him - even though he’s notorious for being over the top, when it comes to you, he just wants to make sure you’re having a good time ! sex is a way for jyushi to show his love for you, but it’s also something fun you can do together !  - thought he’s pretty soft in bed, he still doesn’t shut the fuck up. he moans SO LOUD, and he’s constantly telling you how much he loves you and how much he loves doing this with you. - he is so big on giving and receiving hickies, he thinks they look so pretty on you, plus he gets to show everyone that you’re his !  - he likes receiving them for the same reason, but his neck is also just suuuuper sensitive so hickies feel EXTRA good for him  -  wearing one of his baseball jerseys with nothing underneath is a way to get him SUPER riled up, he’ll probably go a little overboard here and you’ll have to remind him to tone it down a little - not overly kinky however, he just likes to be praised so that he knows he’s doing a good job  - 10/10 sweetest boy ever <33

[rgco413]

Incorrect Quote #17

Karamatsu: If you water water, it grows

Choromatsu: What?

Osomatsu: Hang on, he's on to something

[lushslug]

ozo: it seems like he hasn't been sleeping much lately ... hajime: you don't look like you have been either

[jermer10]

Fanfic Masterlist !! ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

a collective of all the fics i've written, updated as i post! ★ blog intro ★

list under the cut :P

Osomatsu-san: ★ OSOSAN romantic headcanons | gn reader

Team Fortress 2: ★ TF2 support mercs with a transmasc reader who's on their period | afab transmasc reader ★ TF2 support team with a vampire reader | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs with a pregnant s/o | afab reader ★ TF2 mercs with a southern s/o | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs with a jester reader | gn reader ★ TF2 support mercs with reader who experiences nightmares | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs with a reader who experiences a panic attack | gn reader ★ TF2 mercs taking care of a very sick reader | gn reader ★ TF2 falling asleep on their shoulder | gn reader ★ TF2 scout with a smug s/o | gn reader ★ TF2 scout x transfem!reader | transfem reader ★ TF2 softie soldier | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 softie soldier 2 | gn reader ★ TF2 scout x reader x sniper | gn reader ★ TF2 scout fake dating trope | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 fake dating jealous!scout | gn reader ★ TF2 relationship hcs + miss pauling | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 mercs dating an enemy reader | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 yandere sniper drabbles | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 enemies to lovers sniper | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 sniper angst </3 | suggestive, gn reader ★ TF2 pyro headcanons sfw + nsfw | nsfw, gn reader ★ TF2 yandere mercs with an enemy s/o | nsfw, gn reader ★ TF2 stealing heavy's clothing | 18+ only, afab reader ★ TF2 yandere sniper smut oneshot | 18+ only, afab reader ★ TF2 male s/o with a weapon kink | 18+ only, male reader ★ TF2 medic having a male s/o with a weapon kink | 18+ only, male reader

[hobomatsu]

Would they shit on the carpet?

Osomatsu: Yes, if drunk. Karamatsu: Probably not. Choromatsu: No. Ichimatsu: Yes (no explanation needed). Jyushimatsu: Yes, especially if drunk. Todomatsu: Yes, if forced to go to the bathroom alone at night. Poor thing got scared and couldn't hold it in.

[ryuichirou]

Replies

A lot of replies! A bunch about a Florid Prison Warden AU comic from yesterday, a couple about other fandoms, one about antis, a bunch of shippy stuff (Falena/Leona, Lilia/Silver), some spicy stuff etc.

Anonymous asked:

Prison Warden au is back!

Yes!! After almost a year... I am amazed that so many people remember this AU. Thank you...

Anonymous asked:

How long can Floyd possibly hide Riddle in his cell? Also, how did he knock him out to begin with?

Riddle is currently far away from the prison, he was knocked out pretty much for the entirety of Floyd’s escape and has no idea where he is. He is technically in a cell right now... but in a different kind of cell.

Knocking him out wasn’t that difficult, Floyd just went ahead and squeezed him very tightly~ Until Goldfishie fell asleep...

Anonymous asked:

So what will they do to Riddle now?

Anonymous asked:

So Riddle got kidnapped after Floyd escape? Now I wonder what happened.

Well, for now Riddle will stay at an undisclosed location in the middle of nowhere in some dark room, and Floyd will have to take care of him. How the turns have tabled, eh? Now Goldfishie is the one being locked up <3 These two will have a lot of fun during Riddle’s stay! And Riddle is going to end up being traumatised for sure...

But they probably won’t be able to keep him there forever, so who knows what will happen next?

Anonymous asked:

You have made Sukufushi art before??? Omg why was I not aware of this

Hehe yes!! It was ages ago, but I used to draw these two a lot. We didn’t post the majority of my jjk sketches though because we didn’t really post very often back then + didn’t think anyone really wanted to see them, which was kind of true lol

Anonymous asked:

I'm the one who asked about Bobobo.  It's a very silly, nonsensical, random show.  An evil empire is trying to make everyone bald and a man fights them with his armpit and nose hair.  There's also a guy who fights with farts.  It's been awhile since I watched it but I think there were a few serious, dark moments, though most of it's a lead up to a joke.  I wondered if you and Katsu would like it cause the reason I watched Gintama was cause it reminded me of it and iirc you've Gintama

Oh god, so it’s this kind of show (in a good way)!

Dark and heavy moments that are a lead up to a joke is honestly one of my favourite ways to treat comedy+drama, this is why we love Gintama so much (and also Osomatsu-san and also South Park lol). Bobobo really does sound like it has this same vibe.

I don’t know if we’ll watch it anytime soon, but I’ll definitely keep it in mind. Thank you, Anon!

Anonymous asked:

Regarding the sneezing HCs, do you think Malleus will spit fire and roast everything in front of him when he sneezes? Bro has pretty bad control over his magic after all LMAO

YES. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD POINT AND I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Hoo boy, just imagine Malleus feeling like he is about to sneeze and Lilia running from the other side of the dorm to grab his nose because he knows it never ends well.

Anonymous asked:

About the response talking about antis, yeah it's hard for me to look for fics and fanart because I'll often run into antis...

I feel like part of it might be that they don't look at who a game is for or what genre it is apart from RPG/visual novel/ect, I don't think they know what joseimuke is (and I'm a still lil confused on the target audience of those as well, but I think it's mainly women with a disposable income?) and they think the target audience's age = casts' age, so since the cast is teens, then it's for teens by their logic...even though shows like South Park exist and I ain't showing that to a young kid.

I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt that they genuinely think they're helping people/doing good things/ect since a lot of them aren't adults, but I can't.  I just can't get that impression from them at all.  The "nicest" I can be towards them is that they're young and dumb and will hopefully grow out of it or they need therapy but can't get it for some reason and this a kind of cry for help

Let’s be honest: if they weren’t dicks about it, no one would even care. We all understand that people don’t like some things, and all of us don’t like certain categories of people in our own fandoms, this is just a human experience. Minding your own business is what matters, and this is what they can’t do.

The majority of them are young and dumb, and a lot of them will grow out of it (or switch their aggression elsewhere because they’ll lost interest in fandom stuff) though. Some won’t, but there always are immature people that are much older... this is where they’re coming from lol

Maybe some of them really do believe that they’re doing the right thing and genuinely don’t know better, but I think for a lot of them finding a convincing enough reason to shit on others is the entire point of fandom experience. So even knowing what joseimuke is won’t stop them, only them losing interest and moving away from these spaces will.

All we can do is shrug and wait... and block people left and right lol

Anonymous asked:

What kind of hentais does Idia read or know of? Does he play eroges? If so what kind?

I think Idia knows every single hentai there is, even if he hadn’t read/watched/played all of them. Alright, maybe not every single one, but quite a lot lol But at the same time, he strikes me as someone who would be into it art-wise and would legit watch porn for the plot. So his favourite eroges are the ones with engaging stories and good character writing... I guess asking for that from a hentai game is a tall order, but Idia would argue and rant about some of his favourite titles if he was told “it’s just porn”. It’s not just porn, it’s an entire experience, the buildup that makes the porn good!

I know a part of me wants to say that he would play “oniichan” kinds of games, but I think he would ironically stay away from those... it feels weird to him somehow... too embarrassing.

He also doesn’t mind really fucked up tropes and scenarios. He could look at a tentacle hypnosis scene or a scene where someone is pushing out an alien egg and say “heh classic”. Truly, the greatest enjoyer of art.

Anonymous asked:

Hello! So I’ve been wondering of all the TWST tops, who’s winning the girth-and-length off?

Personally it could go either for Jack, Rook or Sebek. the Octatrio kind of cheats tho? their merform could pull these off easily.

anyway very curious to hear your thoughts!

Anon, this is such a good answer and I agree with you, even though I did write a post about peen sizes at some point, and I had a bit of a different top3 lol

To us, the winner is Lilia both because we are very committed to this joke + apparently for bats dick-to-body proportions are insane, so I guess there is some meat (heh) to this joke after all.

The second one was Floyd, and I still think the Tweels are one of the hugest, but... Jack and Sebek are absolutely up there, and I think they’ll grow bigger and girthier. They’ll become the biggest ones in a year or two.

I agree that Rook is big, but I think Trey is longer than Rook while still being quite girthy.

I am also 100% sure Yana has a list for this that we will never see...

Anonymous asked:

Firstly, I’m new to your blog and I LOVE YOUR ART AND HCS SO MUCH! They’re beautiful and amazing and it’s incredible seeing a blog being so unabashedly problematic with no shame!

That aside, I’m not sure if you ever talked about him before, but what do you think about Falena. Specifically for Falena/Leona?

I’ve seen some works (all super incredible, of course) of Faleleo stuff in Leona’s perspective, so I was wondering how do you think Falena would be like in the situation he’s loving his little brother a bit too much? We all know Leona’s gonna be a tsun about it but what about niisan?

Anon! First of all, welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay. Second of all, thank you so much for appreciating our stuff and being supportive of our self-indulgent selves! lol

We love Falena/Leona in theory; we haven’t dived into them because we haven’t seen much of Falena + don’t care much for Leona. Still, we are 100% supportive of this ship! Every time we rewatch The Lion King, I get more and more into Mufasa/Scar...

Regarding your question, it’s interesting because I think the default really is to think that it’s Leona who is obsessive over Falena, and Falena might not even have a clue about it (or have a clue but still choose to be a proper future king instead of fooling around with Leona). But it’s entirely possible for him to also be very into Leona, it could even be more fun this way.

I feel like Falena has always been an adoring brother and Leona greatly underestimates just how much Falena loves him. Not only he worries about his future and cares about him (that’s a given), he also is genuinely impressed by his wit and intelligence; I wouldn’t be surprised if Falena talks about Leona all the time lol Maybe he gets as excited as Cheka sometimes, which is endearing at first, but then feels like Falena is um... a bit too much into him...

Falena also feels like someone who would rationalise his feeling by thinking that him being a king and having a wife and a son is one thing, but being with Leona is another thing, their private special thing that could actually still improve things for the entire Kingdom: if Leona is by his side and works together with him, they will be unstoppable. This is something that Falena wants the most... even if it’s just a way to justify his desire to have access to Leona (and his body) all the time. He needs to give Leona some attention, right? He wasn’t able to do it lately, right? This has to change.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if they had a bunch of “iffy” moments when they were younger. A sudden closeness during sparring, a hug that lasted longer than anticipated, a bite that was meant to be playfully teasing but ended up being too sensual and dominating. That tension existed for a very long time, and it only gets stronger with time.

Anonymous asked:

God... I am enraptured by Them. Completely obsessed with those first days Lilia started playing with Silver. You think he went slow with touches and inappropriate kisses, or just one day told him they're doing something new and put his whole dick inside him at once??? Silver couldn't have gotten so good at handling anything without trial and error... Have there been times Lilia overestimated him and left him overwhelmed and SOBBING sobbing, like he had to stop immediately or his kid wouldn't be the same person again kind of overwhelmed. Ughhhh I'm obsessed with them and their awful history

Anon, I am so happy you like these two this much. I feel like this awful history is such an obvious but tasty and amazingly working trope for them, it just works.

I guess it’s fair to say that Lilia went slow with his inappropriate behaviour, I honestly think that Silver didn’t even notice the switch, as if it was never there. He’s always been his father’s cute boy. Of course it’s just the way he remembers things... But he does remember the first time he had Lilia’s whole dick inside him!

But also yes, of course there had been a bunch of times when Lilia got too excited and overdid it with Silver. Even though Lilia did try to pace himself, I think he completely broke Silver all over like 10 times; and sometimes he is amazed that he turned out okay with what he went through. But he got better very fast! A miracle of true love <3

[shrimplymoray]

Since Osomatsu San is basically almost all I can think rn, I did some of my personal appearance HCs for the sextuplets. Take em!

Oso - He/they, Cis man, Pansexual Demiromantic

Kara - Any pronouns, genderfluid, Bisexual

Choro - He/They, demiboy, Bisexual (female preference)

Ichi - He/It/Nya/Mew, Transmasc+catgender, biromantic asexual polyamorous

Jyushi - She/They/Pup, Transfem+pupgender, lesbian

Todo - They/Cute, Cutegender, Bisexual (male preference)

[osomatsuconfessions]

anon who hate self shipping back here. I STAND to my point, it's fucking boring. none of you can make a oc funny or interesting and it's so annoying. and they had THE NERVE to act as of said matsu belongs to them or if someone don't agree to the hc they had for (x)matsu.

It's not like I hate fun, you are just unfunny that's it. why are you even trying to gatekeep an anime character? you can't get any real life dude to pull you out so you are holding up on character? that's it? lame and pathetic. simply as that.

I can name a few ocs on others fandoms (even with some self shipping) but you would NEVER find a good oc/selfshipping in osomatsu san fandom.

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[kasmirkozel]

Heyas, thought I should share that I have a Pinterest on which I compile a bunch of silly pics of ososan characters in boards and also makes boards of my LGBTQ+/mental health hc's of the characters, so if you wanna find goofy pics of it fav ososan characters or see how some random queer on the internet hc anime characters you like then follow this link 030

(I also have a board for silly mp100 pics an a board hcing the disastrous life of saiki K characters but that's discontinued)