#ot3 edition coming soon

[nicegaai]

im attempting my fic reread today. im announcing this bc i will be liveblogging to keep my morale up, NOT THAT anyone cares but i personally need this, like ill only commit to do the thing if theres an imaginary audience holding me accountable. & i like to have fun :3

anyway. captains log, its a beautiful sunny july weekend. i just finished my morning coffee, and, i am dreading this so much. i dont like rereading my own writing but i shall get over it. ok here we go.

Þetta Reddast vagueblogged directors commentary edition

Ch 1:

*opens fic and starts convulsing immediately* god i wish i smoked weed rn. i cannot chill out ever for the life of me

My Mission For Today Is: to remember what plot threads I’ve left hanging so I can resolve this story properly. And also try n remember where the flow is going. I have the end plotted out, I just am a little lost … it’s been a while :-(

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Abrupt beginning!!!! I’m not mad because I have . I HAD. Almost no writing experience when I started this. it isn’t ideal but I refuse to be one of those fanfic writers that starts rewriting early chapters without finishing the last ones. Ive never seen one of those types actually finish a longfic. …I’d already rather yap than actually read LMAO AHH

Oh this is worse than I remember. thats cool that s great ok alright *coughs up blood*

"20 somethings" WOW I really did not know where I was going with this when I started huh

LKJSDLKSJDLGKGDJSLDGJK ??? Who authorized this. Who let me cook. What the hell

I could write this better now. I could edit this into something beautiful. <- devil on my shoulder

FORGOT I WAS MAKING RICE BRB

"generously offered nothing to the exchange." wait STOPPPP. I’m so funny

GRAMMAR ERROR DETECTED why is there two periods. I’ll be coming back to fix that …………………. :-(((

Fuck. This is a lot. Marge Simpson Hiding Her Face dot Png

Oh this is stupid this is gayyy this is fukcinnn . Who fucking did t his. What was wrong with me,. This is so good actually. what was i ONNNN. 

Im gonna throw up and I don’t know if thats like/. A complimentary thing or if im just cringing that hard . Im feeling emotions. I love my OTPs..OT3~5? I love them so so much

Ok as much as im like “eww bad writing” this is .. dare I say, rly good in places. Not to suck my own dick but maybe all hope isnt lost and imposter syndrome is an illusion

Grammar mistake #2. Goddddddd. they should ban me from the archive for this

EMILLLLL EMIL EMIL EMIL HIIIIII BABYYYY EMILLL I LOVE UUUU AWWHUUGHH everyone clap for my bewoved baby bruvver right FUCKING now

Urghhh gritting my teeth… Im fully expecting the flow of events to start not making any gd sense. There’s no way this came together the way I hoped in my head and .... For real I was never able to read this all the way thru. this is my first time, lol. and it was all disjointed on the authorial end to say the least. Im scared T-T

Jlxjvklsdkjfsjlkdkjlsjklkljzsdkjlgaskljdgjklasljkgdljkasljkdgjklasjlkdgljkaskljdgjakl?????????? 

Im not liking the ratio of dialogue to whatever the other stuff is. scene-setting I guess. prose maybe. i could have dragged this out way longer... By which I mean made it a more satisfying read. But WHATEVER !!!! 

TIMO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIMOOOOOOOOOO NUMERO UNOOOO DO MUNDOOOOOO I really need to utilize him more. As soon as I finish this fic I need to write a Timo POV spinoff where he gets cancelled on furry twitter for proshipping in real life

Hmmmm chapter ending didn’t hit as hard in practice as it did in drafts. Oh well. God damn that was a lot to happen in one chapter LMAOO???

OH SHIT MY RICE IS STILL COOKING —— 

[hashimada-week]

HashiMada Week 2023 Prompt List

Sunday, July 9: Childhood Crush | Reunion | Old Age

Monday, July 10: Yokai | Festivals | Samurai

Tuesday, July 11: Mokuton | Healing | Sage

Wednesday, July 12: Love | Lust | Loss

Thursday July, 13: Sharingan | Katon | Rikkudo

Friday, July 14: Honeypot | Flowers | Sparring

Saturday July, 15: Swap AU | Free Day | “I didn’t know who else to turn to”

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HashiMada Week Merch

Thank you everyone for your support, it has been decided there’s enough interest that we will be making merch for HashiMada Week. More details and an entire FAQ will be coming soon but the simple details are as such:

You must participate in HashiMada Week in at least one day to be eligible for it.

It will be shipped both domestically (US) and internationally for free! Shipping costs were the biggest hurdle for everyone and we want to give back to the HashiMada community and celebrate our ship!

The form to fill out to get your merch will open the first day of HashiMada Week and stay open until the last late posting date.

We will showcase the merch on June 9th, our HashiMada Week sneak-peek day!

Vote in the poll to decide our merch type (March 20 - 27)

Fill out a merch artist application for your chance to design our merch and get your own copies! (March 20 - April 5)

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This is an open event so everyone can participate!

How do I submit work?

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Ao3 Collection: HashiMada Week 2023 

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Pretty much anything! Fanart, fics, edits, AMVs, headcanon/meta posts etc. As long as it follows our rules.

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Interpret them however you like, in whatever kind of AU/scenario, as long as it follows our rules. Make them all G-rated/E-rated, happy/tragic, fluffy/gory, or anything in-between!

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Please do not post anything early, the mod will not be checking  the tags until the start day of the event, with one exception.

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[takohebi]

If I may ask. Can we please have more 16+ stuff with Jamil (while i'd prefer JamiYuu or AzuJami, the ship used is up to you)? I'm thirsting for him and there's too little content about him 😭

Hello Anon, unfortunately yeah, Jamil is not as popular as other characters I think. I was missing my ot3 recently so your ask helped me write a small jamiyuu ficlet. (Please be nice, it hasn't been beta'd or edited because I've been pretty busy with work this month)

Jamiyuu (gn!Yuu) , mildly spicy I guess (they're making out, so)

"Shh, you don't want anyone to find us, do you?" Jamil whispered against Yuu's ear, his silken voice teasing but laced with want. He had the prefect pinned against the far side of the row of lockers in the NRC Basketball Club's currently empty locker room. They were out of sight for now but the invisible space was narrow and they could quite easily be discovered by other students (or worse, Vargas).

Yuu whimpered, their mouth going slightly slack as Jamil kissed their ear and then their neck. They had come only to see their boyfriend at basketball practice. But one thing led to another and very soon the two found themselves entangled with each other in rather compromising ways.

What started as a simple kiss was now desperate clawing, needy whines and low, sighing moans. Yuu's hands slipped under Jamil's loose jersey and ran over his toned back. His body was slick with sweat but that only served to exacerbate Yuu's desire. Everything about him drove them crazy- his voice, eyes, scent… and Jamil knew this. And often took advantage of it. Like now.

One of Jamil's arms supported his weight against the locker while the other coiled around Yuu's waist. Jamil nipped lightly at Yuu's neck, eliciting a sharp gasp from them. Smirking, he kissed their exposed collarbones and teased his lips lower as his leg parted Yuu's, and pressed his thigh against them.

"Ja-Jamil, I can't…"

"can't what?" Jamil unbuttoned their shirt a little, rather nonchalantly, exposing their skin to him.

"Please…" Yuu bucked their hips against Jamil's leg.

In lieu of a response, Jamil kissed Yuu in the middle of their chest. Yuu's breathing grew heavier, louder. As if on cue, voices sounded very close to the room, probably coming from students just outside. Yuu looked at Jamil in panic but he kept his cool. Not letting go of Yuu, Jamil kissed them deeply, muffling their sounds.

The students voices grew closer as a couple of them began to open a locker door and casually chat, unaware of the scandalous scene taking place just a few feet from them.

Jamil, hand ghosted over Yuu's chest, as he placed feather-light touches over their clothes, clearly intending to rile them up even more, despite the danger lurking (literally) around the corner.

Yuus body visibly relaxed when the voices finally grew faint.

Jamil pulled back a little to observe his lover's face.

Their eyes were glazed and they were panting very hard, chest heaving. Their hands were now fisting his jersey. Their hair and clothes were a big mess. A slight pang of guilt pierced through the surge of pride he felt as he regarded them. Perhaps he could escort them to somewhere… safer.

Kalim's club activities would take another hour to finish and that's plenty of time for him to enjoy Yuu's company.

"Let's go to your room?" Jamil asked, his voice low and slightly sympathetic. He found Yuu's reactions to him rather flattering but he didn't want to overwhelm them at this time. That could happen later, depending on Yuu's reply.

"Y-yes. Let's do that." They nodded weakly.

Jamil smiled and helped Yuu fix their appearance, all the while stealing little kisses from them. They swatted at him, a mock frown on their face as they continued scrambling to make sure they looked neat.

The pair headed out, sighing in relief when the whole area outside the room appeared to be deserted. Hand-in-hand, they shared a look of anticipation and genuine affection, a warm feeling flooding both their bodies as they make their way to the Mirror Room. They couldn't wait to taste each other again.

[nonsensical-nautical-deeds]

Torchwood Ship Names

Long ish post warning! this post contains every possible 2 person combination of Jack, Gwen, Rhys, Ianto, Owen and Tosh! after this post I’m going to try and keep the phrase ship names to 1/2 options because theres no point in having the like 11 different versions of one ship name, i guess.

Jack/gwen

combo: gwack (i prefer jwen honestly)

initials: JHGC

(blank)shipping: normalityshipping

phrase: foster disaster / stray collector / blue coats

Jack/rhys

combo: rhack 

initials: JHRW

(blank)shipping: connectionshipping

phrase: torched axis / coming back home

Jack/ianto

combo: janto 

initials: JHIJ

(blank)shipping: captainshipping

phrase: job perks / snark and coffee / immortal baby face / protagonists dont get happy endings

Jack/owen

combo: jowen

initials: JHOH

(blank)shipping: undeadshipping

phrase: remade wrong / sarcastic bulletholes

Jack/tosh

combo: tock ? / josh ? / ???

initials: JHTS

(blank)shipping: rebelshipping

phrase: team parents / the Fuck Unit Squad / 

Gwen/rhys

combo: rhen / ghys

initials: GCRW

(blank)shipping: homeshipping

phrase: sense of normality / grown curfew / 

Gwen/ianto

combo: gwianto / gianto idk

initials: GCIJ

(blank)shipping: righthandshipping

phrase: entangled yearning / metal biscuits

Gwen/owen

combo: gowen

initials: GCOH

(blank)shipping: cuntshipping  snarkshipping

phrase: broken pints

Gwen/tosh

combo: gosh / gwosh i guess

initials: GCTS

(blank)shipping: hubshipping

phrase:digital alibi

Rhys/ianto

combo:rhyanto

initials: RWIJ

(blank)shipping: behindshipping

phrase: first fiddle / naked tea / 

Rhys/owen

combo:rhywen

initials: RWOH

(blank)shipping: drinkshipping

phrase: closing bars / 

Rhys/tosh

combo: tohys

initials: RWTS

(blank)shipping: homebaseshipping

phrase: drugged support

Ianto/owen

combo: iawen

initials: IJOH

(blank)shipping: brokenshipping 

phrase: tea and bones / tea boyfriends (via @passiveinferno) / 

Ianto/tosh

combo: toshto

initials: IJTS

(blank)shipping: techshipping

phrase: techno lovers / fried circuits / 

Owen/tosh

combo: towen

initials: OHTS

(blank)shipping: snubbedshipping

phrase: rude tech /  mental pheromones / 

[ashesrising]

Happy Holiday Season, @grey-eyed-gemini! I was your Secret Santa for the Immortal Rain 2019 gift exchange. Please enjoy some winter themed OT3 <3.

[onstoryladders]

No one tagged me in this, but it's okay, I'm a strong woman, I can do these things by myself even if no one cares *cries*

1) your all time favourite bl and why

I think Not Me is gonna be the one if it keeps delivering like it's been doing since episode one!

EDIT: it didn't. It's not even in my TOP10 now.

2) that one bl that scarred you for life

A Chance To Love.

It scarred me emotionally because TinCan is one of my favorite pairings and the writing for this second season was outrageously bad.

3) is there any bl that made you feel very single?

I'm chuckling because basically everyone gave the same answer to this question, but: Bad Buddy.

4) if you could change one thing from a bl, which one would it be?

Can't choose. There are too many things I would change from too many bls... but yeah, I would definitely make Taekyung/Shinwoo/Daon canon.

5) that one bl you detest (don't hold back)

TharnType. It's not even because I find the main couple toxic (and I do); it's because it handled certain topics so poorly that I can't really take it seriously. Also it got boring after a while.

6) your top 5

Not Me

Bad Buddy

The Untamed

Light On Me

He's Coming To Me

7) that trashy bl that you lowkey like

I think Why R U because that show is crazy but I really liked it when it was airing, even though I never watched the last episodes vdjdmdid yeah I got disinterested. But SaifahZon is one of the softest most adorable couples ever 🥺

8) your favourite k-bl (it's important we know)

Light On Me, hands down! I loved all the characters, all the possible pairings, the themes – absolutely everything.

9) but also your top 3 for kbls

Light On Me

Long Time No See

Where Your Eyes Linger

10) season 2? which one?

Light On Me, with my OT3 made canon 😂

11) a bunch of dramas will air soon. which ones are you the most excited for?

I don't keep track of what is gonna air, I trust my dashboard to flood my feed with gifs and posts whenever something interesting is airing XD

12) tag them!

I don't wanna annoy anyone 🥺 feel free to consider yourself tagged if you'd like to do this!

[inu-mothership]

Inu-Mothership Spotlight Saturday: Polyship edition!

🏳️‍🌈Happy June from the @inu-mothership!🏳️‍🌈

For this spotlight, we will be featuring stories about polyships! Those OT3s and OT4s that make our rainbow hearts go doki doki! (Note: TogIzaKimi has already been featured, and we’ll be dedicating a separate Spotlight Saturday to InuKogKag!)

So without further ado, here are some wonderful stories to read if in Inuyasha, you’re of the mind that three is definitely not a crowd!

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Drunk Girls in a Bathroom (Kagome/Kagura/Sango; T; complete) by @neutronstarchild

You know the saying: there is no place as beautiful and supportive as a ladies’ room at a club. Kagome is about to find this out first hand after her boyfriend (or so she thought) walks out on her, leaving her with a bar tab she can’t pay. Then the world’s most beautiful woman decides to rescue her, along with her girlfriend who… is also the most beautiful woman in the world? And they both offer to make her terrible night better—who is Kagome to say no to that?

Every Day Has Something in It Whose Name is Forever (InuMirSan; series; T; ongoing) by annperkinsface (Ao3)

In a world where the well never reopened, Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku learn what it means to build a family. Snapshots of a life.

Heart’s Fantasy (SessKogKag; E; complete) by @shastuhh

Koga and Sesshomaru have been using Kagome as a mediator. There have been some signals being thrown around lingering touches and glances sent her way. She has been forced to recognize that she is very much attracted to both but will anything come of it?

In Bloom (SessMirSan; E; complete) by @livinginthefifthdimension

Miroku bites off more than he can chew when he convinces Sango to participate in a threesome.

Kokoro no Kakera (InuKagKik; M; ongoing) by @callmegri and @kirrtash

She didn’t remember how she got there, only knew that it was warm, and soft. She hadn’t felt warmth since she was brought back to life. Where was she? What happened to her? The last thing she remembered was her reincarnation sitting on the ground next to that waterfall… She didn’t understand why Kagome helped her, again.

When a tired heart starts beating again, gravity itself has to rearrange to make space for it. But old wounds ask for closure before unspoken feelings can bloom, so all the pieces of shattered hearts can fit together.

The Little Spoon (SessKogKag; T; complete) by @fawn-eyed-girl

Sesshōmaru, Kōga, and Kagome have just checked into a hotel for the night on their road trip to a hot springs. There is only one room left, and it has a full-size bed, but they take it.

At bedtime, both Sess and Kōga want to be the big spoon and spoon Kagome. But will the bed hold all three of them, or can they find a solution to leave them all comfortable?

No Spiders on Your Back (SessKaguKag; E; complete) by SuperImposed (Ao3)

Kagura deserved better, and now she gets it.

Sometimes a Snuggle is Exactly What We Need (InuMirSan; T; complete) by @neutronstarchild

Human nights were always the hardest after the well closed for the last time. Human emotions he was able to suppress found their way through all his barriers, and he hated it. But, Inuyasha wasn't alone anymore, he had friends, he had people who loved him, and that made all the difference. Because now, on his human nights, he had them. He had love. And he had snuggles.

There’s Something in the Mist (InuKagMirSan; E; complete) by @splendentgoddess

A gruesome discovery in the forest is a warning that goes unheeded by the Inu-tachi who have no idea what demonic influences are at play. They will soon have intimate knowledge of what fate awaits them...intimate knowledge of each other.

A Winter Morning (SessKogKag; G; complete) by @kaoruhana08/Kaoruhana (Ao3)

Kouga woke up with a yawn, one hand coming up to rub at his eyes, the other raised somewhat in a stretch, jostling the head of black hair that lay curled on his chest. Kagome still slept on, lost to the world and fast asleep. He blinked a few times, before yawning and turning his head to greet his other bedmate.

Sesshomaru leant against pillows, a book propped open on his lap, reading glasses resting on his nose. His long hair was gathered together in a lazy haphazardly gathered bun.

“Morning.” He greeted Kouga. “Morning.” Kouga mumbled back.

Who’s Your Daddy (TogIzaKimiKirinmaru; M; complete) by @moon-ion/TheTroll (AO3)

"Daddy," InuYasha learns, is a term with more than one meaning.

[franeridart]

Anon said: Ahh I really love your art, especially the way you present your story telling in the comics!! I smile every time I see them on my timeline haha thanks for making my (and likely many others) day! Wishing you all the best!!

Thank you so much!!!!! Especially glad to hear you think my comics’ storytelling works ;O; it means a lot!

Anon said: your satosugu arts give me life omg it's so beautiful and i love how smitten gojou is in all of them😭❤️ thank you for giving us pleasant escape from the disaster that is canon

AH GOSH thank you!!! Gojo lives all his feelings to the fullest doesn’t he! He’s a lot of fun to think about as happy and in love, he gives of the feeling of a warm hug to me ;; back in high school Geto was more reserved with his feelings, but I think he’d show it in his own very soft ways.....ahhhhh man, I love them ;;

Anon said: Your Satosugu is giving me life and also the fluff i need because HOLY SHIT THOSE CHAPTERS ;-;

I KNOW gege really looked at the old gen and went “enough with these dudes” huh lmao but I’m excited to see how everything is gonna turn out from now on! Esp since having been abandoned by the elders the protags are gonna have at the same time more options and less wiggle room.......... interesting!! Can’t wait!

Anon said: hey hey hey i just found your acc and i'm so invested in it already GDJSKALA I LOVE YOUR ART as a beginner like can't draw a circle beginner i truly admire your work also do you have any tips on what i should do to improve my art? because i'm on the brink of giving up istg cause my progress is just none there's no progress idk what to do like pls help me HAHAHHAHA idk what to watch how to practice what to do nothing absolutely nothing but i'm trying my best to hang on cause whenever i keep seeing artists like you it just makes me hang on and be like just keep going but even though i say that i'm going nowhere still so pls help... - 🍄

Ah man, I’m glad I can make you feel like keeping trying!! I answered an ask like this a while back here and I can’t say I have anything new to say on the matter? I hope it’ll help you! In the end the biggest suggestion I can give you is to try to figure out what it is that you want to draw and just draw it! Even if you don’t know how to, just draw it the way you can! As long as the act of drawing itself makes you happy more than the final result you’ll keep up with it and the improvement will come for sure! 

Anon said: your art always brightens my day. thank you for sharing it!

Thank you for liking it!!! ;;O;;

Anon said: Idk anything about jujutsu kaisen (I hope I write it well), but seeing your fanarts tempts me to start watching it 😍😍😍

I hope you’ll like it if you do try it!!!!! It’s not a story for everyone, but it is a great story for its own genre! And the studio animating it is doing a wonderful job of making it a work of art too TT0TT

Anon said: Hi! Don’t mean to bother but I wanted to let you know that the user yslkeii on tik tok has reposted some of your art. It’s the “some of my favorite dilfs” video, I think the thumbnail is a photo of Levi Ackerman. She knows that none of the artists in the vid allow reposts but won’t take it down so I figured I’d let them know

Thanks for letting me know! Sadly, I have literally no clue how to act on this for tik tok orz if they could at least credit................ I’m not even too opposted to having my stuff used in videos if there’s credit...................................sigh

Anon said: Hello, I was wondering if I could use some of your old mha art as a reference? I won’t post it anywhere, or trace your work I promise!

Sure you can!! If you don’t mean to post it you don’t even need to ask for permission! Just, you know, my stuff is full of mistakes everywhere so don’t take it too much as a good source for proper anatomy reference and stuff like that!

Anon said: a thought i've been sitting on, having not seen it, that is sending me. gojo/geto color pallet swap

You know, I did see that a while back! White-haired Geto and black-haired Gojo, it was stunning! Didn’t look much like themselves though, Gojo especially hahaha the white hair is really distinctive of him, isn’t it? With it black he kinda looks like first-year!Yuuta with sunglasses hahaha

Anon said: Hey! How you doing? So, i wanted to ask you if I could use one of your Kamijirou's fanarts in my Twitter edit, with credits of course! I hope you get mad with this shitty ask, i totally understand if you don't let me use, is your right ♡

I’d prefer it if you didn’t, sorry!!

Anon said: huhghhuhfjfjd i was scrolling thru your art and i hit a todokiribaku thing you made for a friend an d honestly that's all ive ever needed in life. your friend's taste is impeccable *sobs*

She does doesn’t she!! That’s still one golden ot3, I doubt that’s gonna change any time soon

Anon said: sfdghffgdgd gojo has the right idea. they should just make out

They should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish they had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anon said: i've been looking at your art for months and i //just// realized you've started drawing noses from different angles *facepalm*

I’m trying my best!! It’s one of the things that limited my style the most AND one of the most difficult things for me to tackle, so I’m giving it a shot but still, you know, expect them to stay inconsistent for a while haha

Anon said: so five ish years ago i followed you for haikyuu, then got into bnha through your art and now im very tempted to watch jujutsu kaisen because of you as well

ANON!!!!!! I’m so glad and happy you kept me company this long and through this many fandoms!!!! TTATT if you do try jjk I hope you’ll like it! And if you don’t and decide to leave that’s okay too, I’m just really grateful you stuck around this long already!!! ;;A;; <3<3

[marzipanandminutiae]

requesting headcanons around [spins wheel] lucille’s sartorial preferences, the plots of edith’s novels, the ot3’s music preferences? & i hope you feel better soon, and are in a safe space to cope with how you’re feeling.

Lucille's sartorial preferences:

- Lucille genuinely prefers the styles of her late teenage years to anything that's come since. Sure, poverty constrains her to wearing what's already in the house, but she probably wouldn't update her wardrobe if given the chance. And since when has she ever cared what other people thought, even if it might help her in life?

- The Murder Nightgown, however, is new. Thomas secretly had it made for her in 1895. She pretended to object to the expense, but she loves how soft it is to sleep in and the colors of the robe.

- All of her dresses have some new element added to make them more her own than Beatrice's. She got a lot of mileage out of a huge role of black vine trim someone stashed in the attic years before.

The plots of Edith's novels:

- Crimson Peak is not her debut novel. That would be the modified version of Figures In The Mist, the book she was working on throughout the movie. CPeak wasn't released until after her death in 1975, though bound in an earlier style for a special collector's edition. Its frank subject matter and clear references to her own life and seldom-mentioned first marriage send shockwaves through the literary world.

- Her one book outside the realm of the Gothic is a semi-autobiographical travelogue, based on her journey through Europe with Alan following the events of the movie. It's not a great seller compared to the others, but her biographers find it fascinating.

- Ironically enough, the most recent film version of Figures In The Mist stars Tom Hiddleston as Cavendish and Mia Wasikowska as the heroine, Rosamond Delaney. Some things never change.

- Every novel she ever published includes at least one reference to black moths in an attic. Literary scholars have been trying to work out the exact significance of this for decades.

The OT3's musical preferences:

- Thomas loves ragtime, Edith is neutral about it, and Lucille hates it (the last is actually canon, from her character bio).

- Thomas has a tendency to sing the most saccharine music-hall songs under his breath while he works. This is the main reason Lucille often avoids his workshop unless explicitly invited there to see something.

- Edith loves Gilbert and Sullivan operettas. When she was a teenager, she and her friends staged The Pirates of Penzance in their backyard. Eunice insisted on playing Mabel, while Edith played another of the sisters and got a little to into the "go ye heroes; go and die" part of When The Foeman Bares His Steel.

- Lucille only plays very simple pieces on the piano- without her usually trills and runs and generally insane ornamentation -when she's in a bad mood.

[lesbianlotties]

I was tagged by @lilolilyr thank you so much!!! i loved your answers omg you've written a lot! <33

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I have 49 words posted!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

612122!

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1. five times Deena and Sam met in secret (and one time they didn’t) aka my pride and joy, love u fear street fandom. 2. Being with you (Makes the flame burn good) i'm very proud of this one, my first fic for the old guard. 3. Extremely Uneventful Subject although i genuinely love it it only got this many kudos bc i included men lmao 4. one day at a time one of my favorites!! why didn't i write more for bly manor?? 5. Andy and Quynh One Shots 101 one shots and i'm extremely proud of that lol

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes! I reply most of the time. In fact, I should go reply to some today

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Chapter 40: the work of loving them is worth the pain of losing them. or mortal Andy is losing her memory and i cry the entire time.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

probably Extremely Uneventful Subject because, spoilers alert, it's all about andy regaining her immortality and being happy ever after with her wife, as it should be!

7. Do you write crossovers? If so what’s the craziest one you’ve

written?

I've only written one! (Red) Room For 8. I do think it classifies as crazy, maybe? What do ocean's 8 and the haunting of hill house have in common? this fic!! i actually really liked it and i should probably finish it oops! plus, we get lou and theo being friendly exes so that's... something

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

No, i don't think so?

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Hmm a little. so not really. just when the fic really calls for it. for example Don't You Know? (That I'm A Moon In Daylight) helena/dinah vampire au, for reasons. and the only touchstone of truth the marla/fran backstory!

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Uhh not that i know of! hopefully not!

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! Which i think is the coolest thing! 【翻译】Being with you (Makes the flame burn good) in Chinese!

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I'm on it 👀

13. What’s your all time favorite ship?

oh the most difficult question ever!! listen, i have to say at least four! Andromaquynh or Andy/Quynh, is so especial because oh my god they're immortal that's endless potential! and i don't think i'll ever write 101 one shots for another ship! Damie or Dani/Jamie, because maybe I only have two stories written for them but the love i feel for them is way too much, they are perfect, favorite characters too. Heistwives or Debbie/Lou, objectively i also wrote a lot for ocean's 8, they are the reason i started writing fanfiction! and they've lasted me a long time. plus there's also the ot3 i love. and a bonus mention for my current favorite Sameena! of Sam/Deena, because they are the only thing in my mind at the moment, except maybe for Sarah/Hannah

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

Okay so I genuinely started to write a The Old Guard x Hill House AU, like I had a full chapter ready I think and I was so excited about it, spooky, angsty, emotional. but then Fear Street took over my entire life. but! I love the idea and I have a full outline so I'm sure I'll write it at some point!! hopefully before the sequel comes out lol as soon as i can look past the problematic fandom again. but! one that i really don't think i'll finish, would be a tog x ocean's 8 AU, because i didn't feel as strongly about that one, didn't have an outline, technically didn't even start to write it, probably not going to happen

15. What are your writing strengths?

i genuinely have no idea what to answer, i swear

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

uhhh i don't know? if this counts, which i think it does because it definitely affects my writing, is that i have zero discipline. and i rather die than thoroughly proofread and edit everything i write...

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I was going to say I don't love it but then I remembered I've done it a couple of times! I think it's nice, but when it's not overdone, just a little thing here and there. in my case, i did short sentences on one shots, which meaning can be guessed or wasn't very important to the story, so that the reader doesn't have to stop reading to look up a translation, and then at the end include the translation. it's mostly about the feeling of it, to me

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Ocean's 8! and it was a 30k ot3 story because apparently i'm ambitious like that. and shortly after i started writing for the haunting of hill house!

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

Gunpowder Milkshake! I have an entire one shot already planned out but I haven't had the time :((( (fear street please let me live) and i have written for these fandoms/ships but not nearly enough!! so i'm also going to mention Dani/Jamie from bly manor and Dani/Grace from terminator dark fate. let's not overthink why i love so many ships that include a character named dani jgkhghk

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

I have many favorites but I'm going to be completely honest here and say that it's my heart (is like a haunted house) my Andromaquynh Ghost AU!

Tagging: (if u guys want to do it/haven't done it yet) @villanelleskiss, @salzundhonig, @rupzydaisy, @moonlightandromache, @cryhardanddanceharder, @knoepfchen,

[sassysnowperson]

What I've Been Up To Lately

Writing Edition

I'm in sort of a weird place right now with writing - I have a lot of WIPs but I'm not posting a lot outside of things that are written for exchanges. And I realized I was feeling sort of...lonely? That might be a good word for it. Writing, by default, can be a lonely thing. SO, since I have a tumblr and at least some of you followed me for my writing, I figured I'd ramble about it here!

If you wind up reading through this, and you're interested in cheerleading or maybe even beta reading some of the WIPS, let me know! I feel like some of the reason these are WIPs and not finished fics is that they're mostly stuck in my own head, and it could be fun to chat about the stories with someone else.

I'm also thinking I might do a weekly update or something with what I've been working on - this is a bit bigger of a summary, but it might be fun to do wordcount/story progress updates or something. What do you all think?

Anyway, onto the fics!

Posted WIPS

Arrivals, Departures, Connections: I have two more chapters written since the last one I posted. About 6.5k new words. I really need to coax a beta into looking at it though - I think there's good stuff there, but I also suspect it could be better.

Unposted WIPS

Going to put these under a cut - it got long, and in the WIPs there are some spoilers for the Mandalorian S2 and Falcon and the Winter Soldier. I put the FatWS stuff at the end, so if that's the only thing you're trying to avoid spoilers for, stop when you see Sam n Bucky.

Tattoine Fun Times: I have GOT to find a better WIP title for this one, since it is not fun at all. Takes place right after the end of Mandalorian Season 2, and in FINE Sass tradition, focuses on a background character - in this case the dancing girl chained to Bib Fortuna's throne when Fennic Shand rolls in. I have 2k written, and I've stalled out. Though, looking at it to write this summary, I think it might be because I actually found the end. I thought this was going to be a larger story, but I might be able to wrap this up pretty quickly. So...maybe coming soon?

Artist OT3: The expansion of my Bodhi/Cassian/Poe ficlet - Modern AU, Bodhi and Cassian are artists, Poe is their semi-reluctant model, muse and friend. 4.5k here - stalled out when I tried to figure out what the non-Poe Sequel Trilogy folks are up to. As it's getting to be a bigger story I want to bring more of the world in, give us the chance to see Poe's friends - who absolutely include Rey and Finn and Rose. Just need to figure out, you know, what they're doing.

Nile and Andy: The Old Guard fic - 6.4k written. I really loved these two and their dynamic with each other. Wanted to spend some more time with them. Andy and Nile drive around Europe in a vintage Porche, talk about history, eat baklava, argue about music, muse about the future, and cry a little bit. I actually really enjoy this one...not sure why I haven't finished it yet.

Sam N Bucky: Ah, wait no, this might actually be why I haven't finished anything else. The Falcon and the Winter Soldier fic - 16k written. I did not realize I had written that much of it until I did the wordcount just now. It's not a complete surprise, I guess, I've loved Sam since CA:TWS. But I haven't loved Marvel much since then, so I thought I was free! I thought Star Wars was the only Disney-owned trashfire media property I was going to care about creatively!

I regret to inform you all that they got me. Anyway, this is 16k of slowburn pining and domesticity (and dealing with trauma and therapy feelings because it's still me).

And that's what I've been working on! I don't have any exchanges active right now, though I do have one work in an anon collection right now that will be revealed in my name...next week? I think. Well, if you've read this far, thank you for reading my rambles!

Have a snippit of SamBucky bickering as a treat:

The shield ricocheted off the edge of the dock and came rocketing back toward Bucky, who caught it on his metal arm.

"The first time I did that, the shield fell straight in the water, and I had to break out the snorkel and go diving to find it again," Sam shared, mostly because he knew it would irritate Bucky.

"You didn't," Bucky said, his eyes narrowing, and flung it at a nearby cluster of trees. Three bounces later, Sam caught it in a grab that rolled with the momentum of the shield, lessening the impact.

"Oh I did. I still think it smells like swap, what do you think?" Sam said with a grin, before hurling the shield back.

"I—" Bucky caught the shield "—think that Steve made a mistake. I'm taking her back. I'll treat her right. Dump her in the swamp, the nerve."

"When did the shield become a girl?" Sam asked. "That seems like a strange choice."

"Don't listen to him, baby," Bucky said, petting the edge of the shield.

"Weirder," Sam informed him. He was not going to be jealous of an inanimate object. "You know what, I bet it would skip well. It's a good shape for it."

Bucky glared at Sam.

"Come on," Sam said, warming up to the idea. "It could have practical uses. We might need to fight evil speedboats."

"We are not going to need to fight evil speedboats," Bucky protested.

"All the shit we've seen, can you really say that with confidence?" Sam raised his eyebrows. "Oh, I know what this is."

"You trying to lose the shield in the ocean is what this is," Bucky said.

"You know I'm gonna be able to skip it more times than you," Sam continued with a knowing nod. "I understand, consider it dropped."

Bucky growled. He looked over at the shoreline. "Stick to the shallows," he said after a second. "And if we lose it in the water, you're the one going in after it. I have a handicap." Bucky waved his vibranium arm in Sam's direction.

[bloody-bee-tea]

This feels a lot like home

Soooo, can we all just pretend you didn’t hear me say that I would only delve into this OT3 once I finished all the prompts in my inbox? Because they are very much not finished and I don’t like to make a fool out of myself. So let’s just concentrate on the good things, mainly: New OT3! More Words! Excitement!

(Also I feel like I should dedicate this to @nikudons because their art gives me life)

Edit: This now has a prequel in Come with us

When he comes down from his orgasm, Jiang Cheng falls into the bed, still panting for breath.

This might have actually been the best sex of his life, and of course it would come at the hands of Nie Mingjue and Lan Xichen. Of fucking course. Because that’s just what his life is now, apparently.

Jiang Cheng has to admit that he might have been a tiny bit infatuated with them for longer than he dares to admit, and to even get this out of it is already more than he ever expected. More than he ever dared to hope for.

He was ready for some hateful words and a break of their friendship, if he’s being honest.

Not them putting the moves on him at Mo Xuanyu’s party.

Nie Mingjue reaches out for him, and pulls him into the middle again, and even though it’s kind of icky with all of them being sweaty and sticky, it’s also a very comfortable position to be in.

Jiang Cheng tries to not dwell on that for too long, because he knows what a one-night stand is, thank you very much, and so he’s just waiting for them to get up and leave.

“You’re so beautiful, A-Cheng,” Nie Mingjue mutters as he pulls Jiang Cheng closer with an arm around his hips and Jiang Cheng is too weak to push away from him.

Jiang Cheng wants to protest, because he’s not, but then Lan Xichen tilts his head back with a finger to his chin and silences him with a toe-curling kiss.

“Don’t even argue the point, you can’t win against Mingjue,” he softly tells him as he nips at Jiang Cheng’s lower lip. “Especially not when he’s right.”

Jiang Cheng glares at him, but Lan Xichen only chuckles softly and then Nie Mingjue tugs on his shoulder again.

Jiang Cheng settles down like Nie Mingjue clearly wants him to, with his head on his shoulder and basically draped over Nie Mingjue. Before his back has time to go cold, Lan Xichen presses close, molds himself against Jiang Cheng’s back and presses a kiss to his shoulder.

Jiang Cheng is still sore and kind of oversensitive but it’s clear that they are staying for a round two and so he presses his ass back, despite the fact that it’s almost unpleasant.

But Lan Xichen puts a hand on his hip to still his movements and Nie Mingjue brushes his sweaty hair out of his face.

“Sleep, A-Cheng,” he mumbles.

Ah, so they want a second round later. Jiang Cheng can only hope that they wake him up for that, because he’s drifting off already.

It doesn’t help that Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue start to softly talk over him. Jiang Cheng is too tired to listen to the words, but the comfort of the voices washing over him is enough to immediately lull him to sleep.

~*~*~

When he wakes up it’s already light out. He frowns, because he thought Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue would stay for a round two and not steal away in the night like thieves, but really, what did he expect.

He turns around with a sigh only to freeze when Lan Xichen smiles at him.

“Good morning, Wanyin,” Lan Xichen says and reaches out to push a few stray hairs behind Jiang Cheng’s ear and then he leans in as if to kiss him.

Jiang Cheng jerks back, because he must have morning breath, and surely this will not be appreciated, but Lan Xichen pulls him close, clearly uncaring of that.

It starts out as a soft brush of lips, but soon enough Lan Xichen deepens the kiss and Jiang Cheng is helpless against it.

Jiang Cheng is almost ashamed to admit that the kiss leaves him half-hard already.

“Nie Mingjue?” he mumbles once he found his voice again and Lan Xichen wriggles close, wraps himself around Jiang Cheng’s arm and puts his head in the crook of Jiang Cheng’s neck.

“Making breakfast,” Lan Xichen tells him and now that Jiang Cheng is listening for it, he can hear someone work in his kitchen.

He can’t believe they stayed. He can’t believe they want to have breakfast with him.

“Xichen?” he softly says and is met with a sleepy “Mhh?”

“What—what is this?” he asks after a bit of hesitation, because he’s not sure he’s ready to hear that this still doesn’t mean anything more than some no strings attached sex.

“Wait for Mingjue,” Lan Xichen mutters back and then snuggles in even closer.

He’s almost painfully clinging to Jiang Cheng’s arm and he can already feel his fingers go numb from it, but he doesn’t move and he doesn’t tell Lan Xichen to let go of him.

It’s what he always wanted. He won’t be the one to put an end to this. He will take everything he can get.

It doesn’t take Nie Mingjue long to show up with a tablet filled with food, coffee and tea. His face goes all soft when he sees Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen curled up like this and a knot of worry eases in Jiang Cheng’s chest.

It’s one thing to have a threesome. It’s another to see his partner snuggle with another man after the fact.

But Nie Mingjue doesn’t seem angry; quite the opposite actually and Jiang Cheng flushes when Nie Mingjue smiles at him.

The tablet is put down next to the bed and Nie Mingjue slides under the covers to snuggle up to Jiang Cheng’s other side.

“Morning, sleepy head,” he says and presses a kiss to Jiang Cheng’s hair.

“Morning,” Jiang Cheng gives back and then huffs out a laugh when Lan Xichen only hums.

“Do you still feel your arm?” Nie Mingjue wants to know and Jiang Cheng regretfully shakes his head. “Don’t let him snuggle you to death,” Nie Mingjue warns him and then narrows his eyes. “I can show you a trick on how you get to move him,” he then offers and raises his arm as if he wants to punch Lan Xichen on the shoulder, but Jiang Cheng is quick to stop his hand.

“Don’t,” he lowly says. “I do enjoy this,” he then adds, even though it makes his face go hot again.

“Mingjue,” Lan Xichen suddenly says and Jiang Cheng honestly thought he fell back asleep. “What is this?” he asks and Jiang Cheng goes cold with nerves at that.

“What?” Nie Mingjue says with confusion and Lan Xichen blinks an eye up at him, but not without pressing a kiss to the underside of Jiang Cheng’s jaw.

“Wanyin wants to know what this is,” he clarifies and understanding lights up Nie Mingjue’s face.

“Ah,” he says, and wriggles his arm under Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen, so that he can pull them both close. “You see, A-Cheng, we have tried the soft approach,” he says, and that makes no sense at all, so Jiang Cheng scowls at him.

Nie Mingjue takes the opportunity to lean forward and kiss the scowl right off his face and he only goes on when Jiang Cheng goes pliant against him again.

“We tried flirting, and we tried leaving hints, but you weren’t very receptive of those,” he explains, “so we decided to take this route.”

“I see,” Jiang Cheng lowly says, a sinking feeling in his stomach, because of course.

Of course they just want sex.

“Not what you think,” Lan Xichen chimes in and he pushes himself up so he can look Jiang Cheng in the eyes for his next words. “We want you, in a relationship with us,” he says, words clearly pronounced so that there can be no misunderstanding. “And this was the easiest way to get an in with you.”

“Oh,” Jiang Cheng breathes out, because now that he knows it, he can see how they were trying to flirt with him.

“And you really shouldn’t expect us to leave again,” Nie Mingjue adds and slides them all further down in the bed, so he can pull the blanket up over all of them again.

Jiang Cheng feels a little bit like his brain got broken, but it doesn’t matter much when both Nie Mingjue and Lan Xichen press a kiss to either side of his face.

When they remember breakfast, it’s long gone cold.

~*~*~

True to their word, Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue don’t really leave after that night. Jiang Cheng’s phone is blowing up with notifications, because as soon as they left that day they added him to a group chat and while a small part of Jiang Cheng still expects them to only want sex from him, the topics in the chat stay surprisingly safe for work.

They chat about their days and what annoyed them and Jiang Cheng is delighted to find out that Nie Mingjue loves to share pictures of all the animals he saw that day.

It’s—sweet in a way Jiang Cheng didn’t really expect but couldn’t be happier about.

Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue meet up with him on several days a week, sometimes all three of them, and sometimes it’s just two, but it never seems to matter to either of them, as long as they get to see him.

Jiang Cheng is convinced he sees them more than his siblings at this point, not that he’s complaining.

They become somewhat of a fixture in his apartment too, so much so in fact that Jiang Cheng keeps wondering if they just don’t like their own home, but he’s not going to bring it up. He still sometimes feels like he’s trading on thin ice here, though those moments get fewer and far in between. Still, no reason to provoke something.

“And then Su She had the audacity to ask for a meeting with me,” Jiang Cheng hears Lan Xichen say as he tunes back in, and he realizes that he might have spaced out for longer than normal.

He still smiles at Lan Xichen and hopes that it wasn’t too noticeable, but of course Lan Xichen points an accusing spoon at him.

Jiang Cheng blinks when the full picture suddenly hits him; Lan Xichen, in his kitchen wearing an apron he brought over from his own apartment and preparing food for the three of them, because Nie Mingjue is due to come home to them any time now.

“You didn’t even listen,” Lan Xichen accuses him and he seems honestly affronted at that. “Here I am, relaying my troubles to you, and you don’t even listen!”

“Xichen, what are we doing?” Jiang Cheng asks and Lan Xichen blinks at him before he looks down at his apron and then back to the sizzling sauce on the stove.

“I’m making dinner? I’m not sure what you’re doing, to be honest,” Lan Xichen teasingly says but Jiang Cheng shakes his head.

“No, I mean—,” he gets interrupted when the door opens and Nie Mingjue comes home.

They hear him put away his shoes and bag and then he comes into the kitchen, almost silent on his socks.

“Hello, my loves,” he says and he greets first Jiang Cheng with a soft kiss, before he tugs Lan Xichen close to give him one as well.

It hits Jiang Cheng then that they both have keys to his apartment, that they both stay here more often than not, that they have enough things here to spend several days in a row in his apartment.

“Oh,” he breathes out and effectively gets Lan Xichen’s and Nie Mingjue’s attention with that.

“What ‘oh’?” Nie Mingjue asks, but Lan Xichen narrows his eyes at him.

“Jiang Cheng, please tell me you did not only realize now that all three of us are in a committed relationship,” he icily says and Jiang Cheng presses his lips together.

“A-Cheng!” Nie Mingjue accusingly says and Jiang Cheng helplessly shrugs.

“Excuse me for being a bit confused about this,” he almost shouts at them and both Nie Mingjue and Lan Xichen stare at him.

“What part has you confused?” Lan Xichen then carefully asks and Jiang Cheng gets up to pace the length of the kitchen.

“Maybe the part where this started as a one-night stand? Or maybe the part where you have a very loving relationship and shouldn’t even be looking at someone like me? But definitely the part where I don’t just get the things I want?”

“Oh my heart,” Lan Xichen softly sighs and Nie Mingjue is quick to pull Jiang Cheng close so they can both embrace him.

“We told you we’ve been trying this for longer,” Nie Mingjue says. “It was never juts a one-night stand for us, A-Cheng. We’re in love with you and we always knew we wanted you in our relationship.”

Jiang Cheng is so overwhelmed by his feelings that he has to hide his face in Lan Xichen’s chest. He realizes his mistake when that leaves his neck open to be kissed by Nie Mingjue, sending shudders down his back.

“Why won’t you believe us?” Lan Xichen mutters and winds his arms around Jiang Cheng’s middle, pulling him close and nosing at his temple. “Why can’t you believe that we simply love you?”

There are a lot of things Jiang Cheng could say to that, first and foremost how no one cared to love him like this before, but he stays quiet and presses closer to Lan Xichen.

“I’m sorry,” he whispers into his chest and Nie Mingjue drops another kiss to his neck.

“Don’t be, A-Cheng. Just believe us when we tell you, okay?”

“Fine,” Jiang Cheng breathes out.

“I love you,” Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue say in unison and Jiang Cheng laughs wetly at that.

“I love you two,” he gives back, because he does, so much, and then frowns when something smells like it’s burning. “Xichen, your sauce,” he says in a rush and Lan Xichen swears as he untangles himself from Nie Mingjue and Jiang Cheng to see if there is anything left he can save.

Nie Mingjue chuckles but he also pulls Jiang Chang back to his chest and doesn’t let him leave.

“Ask us if you’re unsure or if you have doubts, please,” he lowly tells him and Jiang Cheng rests his hands on Nie Mingjue’s arm around his middle.

“I will,” he promises, because maybe there is no reason at all for him to doubt this like he did.

“Good,” Nie Mingjue breathes out and then Jiang Cheng settles more of his weight against him so they can watch Lan Xichen frantically trying to save their dinner.

It feels a lot like home.

[nonsensical-nautical-deeds]

Criminal Minds Ship Names

LONG POST WARNING

(this contains every possible 2 person ship involving Hotchner, JJ, Reid, Morgan, Prentiss, Rossi, Gideon, Elle and/or Penelope.)

Hotchner/Jj

combo: jenner

initials: AHJJ

(blank)shipping: businessshipping

phrase: true team parents / mom and dad / white pepper

Hotchner/Reid

combo: reidner

initials: AHSP

(blank)shipping: examshipping

phrase: law texts / bruised authority / ill fitting suits

Hotchner/Morgan

combo: hotchgan

initials: AHDK

(blank)shipping: leadershipping (2.0)

phrase: law and order / chocolate raisins

Hotchner/Emily

combo: hotchily

initials: AHEP

(blank)shipping: leadershipping 3.0 / revolvingdoorshipping

phrase: dark gloss /  bad day / theater kids

Hotchner/Rossi

combo: hossi

initials: AHDR

(blank)shipping: controlshipping

phrase: true crime / expensive suits

Hotchner/Gideon

combo: hotcheon

initials: AHJG

(blank)shipping: leadershipping

phrase: team dads / bible birds

Hotchner/Elle

combo: hotchlle

initials: AHEG

(blank)shipping: seriousshipping

phrase: leather suits / absent worry

Hotchner/Penelope

combo: hotchnelope

initials: AHPG

(blank)shipping: blackberryshipping

phrase: cracked blackberry / case tutorial

Jj/Reid

combo: reinnifer

initials: SPJJ

(blank)shipping: friendshipping

phrase: mousy blonde / case coping

Jj/Morgan

combo: jennigan

initials: JJDM

(blank)shipping: jockshipping

phrase: highschool heroes / flaming cheetos

Jj/Emily

combo: emifer / jemily

initials: JJEP

(blank)shipping: sororityshipping

phrase: goth jock / linguistic telephone / hidden disappearance

Jj/Rossi

combo: jossi / rossifer

initials: JJDR

(blank)shipping: hostshipping

phrase: sippy cup scotch / feigned disinterest / 

Jj/Gideon

combo: jenneon / gidefer

initials: JJJG

(blank)shipping: gearshipping

phrase: white gold / feathered houndstooth 

Jj/Elle

combo: jenelle

initials: JJEG

(blank)shipping: badpressshipping

phrase: post case stress / afterimages / blonde leather

Jj/Penelope

combo: jenelope

initials: JJPG

(blank)shipping: blondeshipping

phrase: fifa speedrun / pink pantsuit

Reid/Morgan

combo: DMSR

initials: moreid 

(blank)shipping: jocknerdshipping

phrase: pretty thunder / jock genius / hot coffee

Reid/Emily

combo: reimily

initials: SPEP

(blank)shipping: goodbyeshipping

phrase: fluent in klingon / french films / stolen last words / goth nerd solidarity

Reid/Rossi

combo: reissi

initials: SRDR

(blank)shipping: passageshipping

phrase: memorized verses 

Reid/Gideon

combo: reideon

initials: SRJG

(blank)shipping: chessshipping

phrase: checkmates / oblivious understanding

Reid/Elle

combo: reille

initials: SREG

(blank)shipping: shotshipping

phrase: breakdown buddies

Reid/Penelope

combo: reinelope

initials: SPPG

(blank)shipping: comicconshipping

phrase: pink tardis / e-reader / internet cafe

Morgan/Emily

combo: morily

initials: DMEP

(blank)shipping: sevenshipping

phrase: dark pass / clooneys cradle / 

Morgan/Rossi

combo: morssi

initials: DMDR

(blank)shipping: fraternizationshipping

phrase: unfinished faith / casanova squared / expensive shades

Morgan/Gideon

combo: moreon / morgid

initials: DMJG

(blank)shipping: righthandshipping

phrase: raven observing / mentor admiration

Morgan/Elle

combo: ellgan

initials: DMEG

(blank)shipping: secondgenshipping

phrase: kicking footballs / uncertain shootings / leather squared

Morgan/Penelope

combo: morgelope 

initials: DMPG

(blank)shipping: bantershipping

phrase: baby chocolate / professional workplace / spicy phone calls

Emily/Rossi

combo: emissi 

initials: EPDR

(blank)shipping: magnateshipping

phrase: rich kids / veritable addams / wine and scotch

Emily/Gideon

combo: gidily / emeon

initials: EMJG

(blank)shipping: polyglotshipping

phrase: greek/latin translation / 

Emily/Elle

combo: emille / ellily

initials: EPEG

(blank)shipping: replacementshipping

phrase: degree of seperation / gone not replaced / 

Emily/Penelope

combo: emilope / penily

initials: EMPG

(blank)shipping: pythonshipping

phrase: translating binary / cracked code / goth queens

Rossi/Gideon

combo: rosseon

initials: DRJG

(blank)shipping: lectureshipping

phrase: grey raven / blunt razors / 

Rossi/Elle

combo: ellssie

initials: DREG

(blank)shipping: refugeshipping

phrase: passing ships / building debts

Rossi/Penelope

combo: penossi

initials: DRPG

(blank)shipping:  royaltyshipping

phrase: fantasy theft auto / hacked novels / pink prose

Gideon/Elle

combo: elleon

initials: JGEG

(blank)shipping: departureshipping

phrase: slowly cracking / shot down jays

Gideon/Penelope

combo: peneon / gidelope

initials: PGJG

(blank)shipping: generationshipping

phrase: cracked jays / bird cave

Elle/Penelope

combo: ellelope / penelle

initials: EGPG

(blank)shipping: eveshipping

phrase: pink leather / dethroned queen

[ashesrising]

Happy Holiday Season, @grey-eyed-gemini! I was your Secret Santa for the Immortal Rain 2019 gift exchange. Please enjoy some winter themed OT3 <3

[leverage-ot3]

notable moments from The Order 23 Job

leverage 2.03

Nate: Nobody wants to see this guy just get a slap on the wrist, Ronald, I mean, but killing him? He's a thief, not a murder.

literally !!! this !!!

I’m not even going to go into current events but no matter what someone has done, ESPECIALLY if they haven’t had a trial yet they do NOT deserve to be killed or murdered or anyone (side eyes the US police system). I said what I said.

- - - - -

Ronald: He was smart, responsible, and Armenian, like us.

Nate: Yeah, well, they call these affinity crimes, people who prey on fellow members of ethnic groups

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Hardison: Eddie's new address in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, is the original "Club Fed".

Eliot: He's got his own nine-hole golf course. Vegan menu.

Hardison: This dude can play Frisbee with the guys from Enron in the quadrangle.

Eliot: I hate those guys. 18 months in a country club, this guy.

Parker: Yeah, and then when he gets done, he gets to come home and collect his hidden cash

we love to see the ot3 angry about the same things while sitting close together

+ eliot is wearing a flannel in this one

- - - - -

parker doing a happy dance in the vents when she knocks the guy out

- - - - -

(Hardison unpacks computer monitors and sets up a workstation while a video feed of Parker making the bed plays on a laptop. Hardison plays audio sounds on the laptop)

Nate: Hey.

Hardison: Hey. I put speakers in Eddie's room and every 3 feet down the hallway. So if you want to hear footsteps coming toward you, you slide the cursor this way. (demonstrates) And walking away, this way. I made you a master audio file with all the stuff we recorded, plus the sound effects. You mix them any way you want. You're the dj

that’s actually really smart

- - - - -

Parker: All right, well, here's the stuff from the van plus almost everything from the list. (opens a bag) And by the way, nurses haven't worn skirts with white stockings since the '70s. Sorry.

(hardison and eliot share a look)

dumb idiot boys that think it’d be funny to see their future gf in an old nurse uniform

- - - - -

Hardison: If you don't give me that shirt--

Eliot: Listen to me, son, you need those fingers to type on your little keyboard, don't you?

Hardison: So you know, a bully is just a cowboy with low self-esteem.

Eliot: What was that, now?

Hardison: I said what?

Eliot: My insecure ass is gonna be wearing this shirt

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Parker: You're not claustrophobic, are you, Mr. Maranjian? (pushes him down the hall, leaning down to whisper in his ear) Because you've got nothing to be afraid of.

I LOVE IT WHEN SHE FUCKS WITH PEOPLE

- - - - -

(Eliot stops to look at the boy, who looks up at him with tears in his eyes)

Hardison: So, say I mention "The Search for Spock", what do you do?

Eliot: I don't have a TV.

Hardison: Everybody has TVs. Dead people have TVs. Damn it.

(Hardison walks away, but Eliot remains, looking at the boy and his father)

- - - - -

Nate: See, y-you tell someone they have a bunch of symptoms and the information gets processed in the executive center of the brain, right? It's job is to question assumptions, start an argument. But if you suggest symptoms, you can bypass all that.

Parker: Like subliminal advertising?

Nate: It's actually neurolinguistic programming, you know, the gateway to the amygdala, which is the fear center of the brain. You asked what we're selling. That's-- that's what we're selling.

Parker: So we're selling...

Nate: Fear.

Parker: Oh. Fear.

Nate: Yeah.

Parker: Cool.

Nate: Yeah

- - - - -

Parker (looking at monitor): Wait, his nose. Is that...

Nate: real blood?

Eddie: I'm-- I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding!

Nate: Yes. Yes, it is.

Eddie: Hello?! Can anyone hear me?! Please!

Parker: Did you just give a guy a nosebleed with the power of your mind?

Nate: Amygdala mania. Hmm. Almond tonsils.

Parker: Is it just me, or has Nate gotten a little sadistic since he quit drinking?

Sophie: Is it just me, or does that make him even more attractive

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Hardison: Eliot, can you talk? What's Charlie doing?

[Hallway]

Eliot: I haven't gotten there yet. (looks into room with Trent and his son)

Hardison: No wonder I couldn't hear you on my coms. Eliot, stop checking out the nurses and get your ass down to Charlie!

Eliot: I'm on my way, all right? Shut up.

(Eliot takes out his earbud and walks into the exam room to Trent)

Eliot: Excuse me, sir. Can I talk to you for a second, please

eliot cares SO MUCH

- - - - -

(Eliot grabs Trent’s arm and bends him over the railing)

Eliot: That bruise on his cheek's a week old. The one on his neck is three days. He get that falling, too?

Trent: You don't believe me? Ask him.

Eliot: Why, huh? So I can hear how well his daddy taught him to lie?

Trent: If you're gonna arrest me, go ahead. I'll be out in five minutes.

Eliot: I ain't gonna arrest you.

(Eliot nearly throws Trent over the railing letting him dangle for a moment before throwing him back against the wall. He opens Trent’s wallet and looks at his license)

Eliot: Randall Trent, 73 Austin Street. (puts wallet in his pocket) I got my eye on you now.

Trent: How many guys don't even see their kids? I bet this place is full of deadbeat dads. But a man who provides for his family, who shows his son a firm hand, he's the bad guy? Go back to your speed traps.

(Trent leaves the stairwell. Eliot looks pissed)

eliot is SO ANGRY I love my kind-hearted man

also high key I really thinks this gives an insight as to what his childhood was like

like,,, he saw the signs RIGHT AWAY. he was primed to notice them. he saw right through any act that man would have pulled because he saw what was truly going on, and things like that hit harder and closer when they’ve happened to you or someone in your life

- - - - -

Sophie: You know, I once had to play six parts in "Nicholas Nickleby" and Mrs. Squeers and Phib had a bloody song together.

- - - - -

on today’s edition of non-weapons-that-eliot-uses-as-weapons, we have eliot using the morgue body cabinet doors and a gross morgue body part (?) bowl

- - - - -

(Eliot puts Charlie on top of one of the bodies in the drawers and closes him inside before putting his earbud back in)

Hardison: You think you can just ignore me, like I don't have any feelings, like I never sat there, never listened to you talk all night about tryin--

Eliot: Hardison, have you been talking the whole time?

Hardison: I wouldn't have had to if you didn't turn off your daggum com

hardison worries about eliot and gets angry when he takes his coms out because he cares

- - - - -

Hardison: Oh, man. Come on.

(Hardison moves to tug Eliot before he heads off. Eliot looks from the boy to the police coming into the hospital before entering the boy’s room and pulling the curtain)

Eliot: Hey. How's the arm, my man?

Randy: It's okay.

Eliot: Yeah? My name's Eliot. What's your name?

(police officers continue to move through the hallways)

Randy: Randy.

Eliot: Randy. Oh, I like that name. (sits on bed) I got an uncle named Randy. There sure are a lot of cops around here, huh? You know, if you wanted, you could go up to one and tell them what happened to your arm. Hey, Randy. You don't have to be afraid anymore.

Randy: Dad knows these cops, you know? They come to my house. They'll drink beer. I mean… I can't

this is so, so sad but also hardison’s casual touching and intimacy with eliot gives me life

- - - - -

this is the one episode parker is tased and not the one doing the tasing

- - - - -

okay but wHO ACTUALLY, IN REAL LIFE, LEAVES THEIR KEYS IN THEIR UNLOCKED CAR

- - - - -

PARKER USED ELIOTS PUNCHING TACTICS (from the last episode) TO KNOCK THEIR MARK OUT

- - - - -

(Eddie uses the stunner to knock Parker out. As soon as he moves away, she gets up, lifting her shirt to show a vest)

hmmm I wonder what type of vest she used to block the electric shock ???

- - - - -

(team walks out of the courthouse and heads down the stairs)

Nate: So, here's everything you need to know about criminal law. Every crime has two elements, Actus reus, the act itself, and mens rea, Literally "The Guilty Mind."

Hardison: Wait. Now you're a doctor and a lawyer?

Nate: Yes. Now, for escape, the prisoner has to both break out of custody and show the intent to escape.

Sophie: Wait, so if, let's say, a prisoner was taken hostage during a jailbreak then he wouldn't be guilty of escape.

Nate: That's a perfect example.

Hardison: Kiss ass.

Nate: Which brings us back to our friend Eddie and how the brain reacts to fear. In the heat of the moment Eddie didn't ask himself a simple question, who would doubt his guilty mind?

- - - - -

Bob: Damn right it is. You and your partner, you're all right. I don't know how to thank you, though.

(Eliot looks at Bob for a long moment, then pulls Trent’s license from his pocket and hands it to Bob)

Eliot: Do one thing for me.

Bob: You got it.

[Exterior Apartment]

(Bob knocks on the door and Randy opens it)

Bob: Randy? I'm Deputy United States Marshal Robert Corville. I'm from Boston. I think you and I need to talk.

Trent: Who are you talking to out there? (pulls door open wider and sees Bob)

Bob: Come on.

(Randy looks at Trent then follows Bob out of the apartment)

Bob: It's all right, son. Come on. You're gonna be okay, Randy.

(Bob gives Trent one last look before moving away. From down the street, Eliot watches as Bob and Randy get into a car and drive away)

eliot watching over to make sure the kid was okay in the end? my HEART

[jnjlen-ou-skinjbir]

Can you do A, C, O, P, S, and/or T :)

(Fandom ask -> Trailer Park Boys Edition)

A - My OTP(s), OT3(s), OTX(s)

Is this really a question ?

Ricky/Julian. Since ep.3 of S1 and tbh there's tons of mlm moments between the two that I'm beginning to get annoyed at waiting for them to finally realize they're meant for each other

(Sadly one of the reasons I think we will never see such an ending of the series is that if they end up in a romantic/sexual relationships, the braindead fans will come out of the woodwork "uuurrdurr SJW snowflake shit" and forgetting that the show has had a lot of nonhet characters/characters that could be read as nonhet before 2012/whenever the SJW "meme" took off)

And not really an OTP, but Lucy/Sarah is growing on me thanks to you!

C - A pairing I don't like and never will

Lucy/Ricky and Susan/Ricky bc I don't think they have enough chemistry (esp.compared to ) and they weren't healthy relationships.

Also Jacob/Trinity. Same thing, no chemistry (Jacob looks just like a glorified roomie) and it's a bit weird that he married Trinity after having dated Sarah... Like he's almost Ricky's age and dated Trin when she was a young adult. Make no mistake, despite the age difference I don't think Jacob's smart enough to be manipulating her into sth she doesn't want to do (and Trin can probably defend herself against the squiggly alien) , but I'm not a fan of the age gap.

O - Pick a random song, which ship/character does it make you think of?

I let my phone do the choosing and it fell on Moonspell's "Fireseason". It's a song I'd associate with Julian bc a) I headcanon him as goth/metalhead but also liking sad and melancolical songs and b) bc it's a song he could've been playing when he went to live outside of the park, with no one else (it's a recent song and was released before that season took place).

Alternatively I'd associate it with Bubbles, bc I can totally picture him playing the guitar part and singing

Or, if we wanna give the secondary characters a bit of love, Korpiklaani's "Vodka" for JRoc and the Rocpile, due to their vodka business

P - A new AU idea for the fandom

An AU where Ricky/Julian and Lucy/Sarah are in non-exclusive relationships and have some kind of poly ship going on. The four of them are formally co-parenting Trin, despite the "official parents" (=parents on the official papers) being Ricky and Lucy. But when it comes to school, it's usually Julian and Sarah who go to the meetings and pretend to be Ricky and Lucy, except Ricky and Lucy, even though they find the meetings boring and show up tipsy/slightly high, want to be involved in that aspect of their daughter's life so they end up barging in the room ten minutes late.

And another AUish situation where it is disclosed later on that Barb and Jim's child is nb, goes by Tristane, is a renowned actor who attended drama in university thanks to a scholarship and has had some kind of relationship with Trin. (Sadly, the return of Elliot to the show and playing a non female character seems impossible bc "hurrdurr SJW bad I identify as an attack helicopter" crowd. But it could be a great episode/scene about sexuality/gender punctuated with Rickyisms and Ricky showing acceptation and parental-like love but still being a bit confused, prompting Julian and Bubbles to correct him)

S - Personal headcanon

Julian's grandma was kind of a psychic, so that's why he thought he would be dying soon and listening to the psychics. And why he accepted Barb's crystals in the later seasons (but you already knew about that one)

T - Hard headcanons

Noone in the (extended) main cast is hetero what do you mean it's not a hc because it's the truth ?

Like I said a month-ish ago, I totally agree with the people who headcannoned Julian as a goth/fan of Sisters of Mercy. I can totally see Julian being into the new wave/post-punk/gothrock/early industrial scene and wearing the fishnets tops, band tees and leather pants with com at boots, maybe a choker, so that's why Lahey calls him Sexian. Julian dropped the style when he went to prison. He still listens to the music (hem hem new wave Madonna pic in his cell in TPB Jail hem hem) but he also listens to other stuff

At the beginning Ricky was making fun of him for listening to "post-park" and "golf rock", but Sisters of Mercy grew on him and Julian soon surprised himself to sing SoM's songs with the Rickyfied version of the lyrics (if anyone's interested I could provide an example)

(That's all. Sorry I couldn't answer sooner, I wanted to answer with little doodles and stuff but I counted on my uni's scan to be available but it's not until the 12th of February at least so I figured I'd better answer now)