#please tell me!!

[hb0mb]

ANYONE CAN SAY

but what's a good age gap? or age differences? because I checked online its okay for a three years but what about in teens like?

like for my teen ocs I wrote they're ages as 16 and 18.. is it okay for them to date? because I don't wanna seem weird for age them as underage and overage--

bec

SO PLEASE TELL ME IF IM DOING SOMETHING WRONG?!

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

How old is your jonathan btw?

Going through my ask box tonight (have been getting a few over the last few days), so thank you anon! Lovely ask! I don't think I mention Jonathan's age all too much in my writing, but:

Jonathan is consequently in any of my AUs/headcanons 26 when he gets sent to work for Dracula, and gets turned a few weeks/months into his stay. He celebrates his 27th birthday and and first year of being undead roughly around the same time :) 🖤

[circularcatinspace]

Can some please tell me what this setting is called?! I know it’s from Diabolik lovers, but I just don’t know what exactly it’s called and I can’t, for the life of me, figure it out!

[britishassistant]

The twst light novel has been released and we got a new Yuu called Kuroki Yuuya.

Anonymous said: Have you heard about the twst novel being released? I’m a bit interested if you’re going incorporate novel Yuu (Yuuya) into the supervillain au.

Thank you for the ask, dear anons!

And wow, I must be behind the times, because I haven’t heard of a light novel coming out! Shows how long I’ve been out of loop in the fandom 😅

Since I don’t know much about Yuuya, I’m honestly not sure what role he could be placed in! But wait…

@coffee-or-hot-cocoa asked: lol how about the only one who can see through yuu's prefect design aka twst candace is actually yuu's reporter rival? like the rival tries to get the better story but yuu always gets the best one due to being kidnapped, thats when the rival noticed whenever yuu's missing the prefect's there, but most people ignore the rival because they think the rival's just jealous

That works 😈

[calcifershearts]

team usa shuffling away to try and let japan take a team photo with their gold medal and then shuffling back when japan is like NO COME BACK

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[brainrotcharacters]

That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

[dear-ao3]

best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

[moneymartin]

pls pls i could treat you so gooooddddd one chanceeer

i would if u told me who u were…

[burins]

obviously I don't like the everpresent fic trope of wise and hypercompetent lesbian appears for two seconds to sort out hapless gay boy feelings. however, I do think it gets at something, which is that lesbians fucking love to give advice we are eminently unqualified to give.

so from now on I will only be accepting this trope if the instagram therapyspeak relationship advice is a) objectively wrong and b) coming from a lesbian who is actively ghosting at least two girls while crying about her ex-situationship from 5 years ago. thank you!

[cognitohazardous]

doing lockpicking lawyer shit to his pussy

[ghostofchaos-past]

kinda gay to be the ceaseless watcher. what are you watching? other men?

[jessicandles]

post episode 8 just feeling medically deprived of hearing walker say this

I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

I CAN JUST HEAR IT WITH A VOICE CRACK RIGHT ON THE SOMEHOW

[earlyzakariya]

The book of bill is literally just "hey what if we gave bill cipher a physical tumblr blog!!" With the full passage of the great gatsby, the gay yearning, and the fucking silly straws page, bill cipher somehow managed to make money off of a tumblr blog in book format