#papa kenma

[heich0e]

i keep thinking about your kenma baby interrupting their dad during his streams, talking to his viewers and babbling to the audience

every time they hear their dad start setting up for a video, they start crawling into the room and giggling from behind, looking straight at their dad

i just want a hug from kenma baby i just know all my problems will disappear,,,,

kenma baby is so round and squishy and TINY. smallest baby ever.

and they love their papa sooooooo much. he is their favourite person on EARTH. crawls around behind him wherever he goes until he notices and scoops 'em up, then when they start walking they toddle along behind him like a little waddling shadow.

their hands are ALWAYS sticky and kemna keeps wipes in his pocket at all times because baby will look up at him with stars in their eyes and stick out their hand and go 'unnnn' which kenma knows means 'please clean my hand, also i love you' (baby gets their hands dirty just so papa will clean them)

[cherrieflavouredheadcanons]

hi luv! i hope you're doing great. Saw your recent post and i do have a hc request (since im having a haikyuu brainrot rn 👀), what would you think of making papa!haikyuu hcs 😩. How would these volley boys make as a father! (especially kenma, tsukki and noya) and you can add your favs too 💕sjsjjsjs hope you have a great day ahead!

I'm doing okay, I hope you are doing good and that you have a nice day! I hope you enjoy this post and it is to your liking

Them as fathers

Characters: Kenma, Noya, Tsukki Gender neutral reader, it is not mentioned whether the children are adopted or biological, Kenma’s is longer than the others because i had way too many ideas for him

Kenma Kozume

First things first: I don’t think Kenma would have more than one kid, if you really wanted to have more he would relent but he is perfectly happy with just one, he thinks 3 people is the perfect number for your little family.

You may think he wouldn’t be that involved in his kids life, but that is a big misconception,

No matter how much work he has to do he makes sure to spend time with you and your kid.

Kenma would never show his child on the internet in any way, he wants to keep his private life private and keep his child safe, he knows how cruel the internet can be, no way in hell will he put his young child into that kind of situation.

Once your child learned to crawl he brought the three starters of Pokémon black and white (gen 5 best games I don’t take criticism) to see which one your child would choose.

Based on what they chose he will be sulky or proud. (I nearly made this into Oshawott propaganda but I didn’t you’re welcome). But at the end of the day he knows that they just choose one based on colours and shapes, he would teach them once they are older how to perfectly choose a starter.

Best believe that as soon as your kid is old enough to understand things he will show them all kinds of (age appropriate) video games.

You enter his gaming room with some snacks for him and you can just see him play Slime Rancher as your kid sits in his lap, eyes glued to what their father is doing.

He already has started a Stardew Valley coop farm for you three to play together one day, he is just waiting for the day your child is old enough.

Now enough video game talk, (though I have so many more ideas about this lol) your child loves it when Kenma reads to them before they sleep, his voice is very soothing to them.

Once they are asleep Kenma stays at their side a bit longer, watching them sleep a serene smile on his face.

Kenma can’t say no to your kid, he will buy them anything they want. You sometimes wonder how he can be so responsible with his money in any other situation, but your child just needs to point at something and he will buy it for them unless you intervene.

Lastly, be prepared for Kenma and your kid to team up against you. Board games? Yeah they are a team even if the game isn’t a game for teaming up. (Monopoly is a nightmare with them, Oh you need a red? Too bad your kid and Kenma are trading it between one another instead of giving it to you) But you can’t really seem to mind when you see the way Kenma and your kid smile. (Unless you are like me and are fiercely competitive in games then you may want to strike Kenma down)

Yu Nishinoya

Noya would take longer to have children with you, at least until he is done travelling, he does want kids but is aware that travelling the world with them wouldn’t be ideal, he wants them to have a stable home.

Once you two do have kids, he wants at least 2 or 3. Noya wants a big family.

I feel like he is the type of Dad that throws his kids in the air and then catches them (he won’t do it high) and it always gives you a heart attack.

Instead of reading them good night stories he always tells them (embellished) stories from when he travelled the world, for example he once exclaimed to one of your kids how a mermaid vied for your attention but he fought them heroically off.

This does bite him in the ass years down the line once your kids are teens, they will bring these stories up whenever they can to tease him.

Asahi is basically an uncle to your kids, he often visits you and brings the kids many gifts. He loves to spoil them.

And yes Asahi designs the clothes for your kids as well, it often leads to many people asking you and Noya where you got the clothes for them from since they are such a high quality.

Yes, he will teach your kids “Rolling thunder”. No you can’t stop him. Even if your kids don’t play Volleyball they will still know the move.

This leads to your kids looking for his old jersey’s from highschool, putting them on and pretending to  be their dad. No he is not crying, he just got dust in his eye.

Vacations and holidays are important to Noya, while he can’t travel the world with your kids, he will take them on memorable vacations across the country when they are old enough to remember them.

He wants them to have a happy and fulfilled childhood with as many experiences as they can have.

Kei Tsukishima

When you first brought up having children with him he asked “Are you sure you can take care of a child? Don’t you wanna practise with a pet rock first?” You lightly punched him in the chest for that and he had his signature smirk on his face.

He is honestly neutral on the aspect of having kids, he is not against it but also it was never his dream of having them, so he is fine with whatever you want.

Just like Kenma he would probably only have one kid, with his Job as a Volleyballplayer and everything he isn’t home that often, so if you had more than one kid he would feel guilty leaving you home alone with them.

Tsukki is probably the first one from Karasuno to have a kid, so he is smug about the fact that he is ‘better’ than the others in that regard.

The first team reunion after you two had your child will have him holding his child proudly, while he tells all the others how slow they are for not having kids yet, which has everyone rolling their eyes. He is very proud of his kid so that he will hold it up Lion King style so everyone can admire it.

Unluckily though he miscalculated the height of the ceiling and bonked your kids head on it, which left everyone in the room in a stunned silence (True story from my infant days, my dad did this exact thing with me)

You had made him change every diaper for 2 weeks for the heart attack he gave you with that, even if your kid was fine and wasn’t hurt.

Tsukki and you switch every night who is going to read your kid, while you pick different topics every time, he only ever chooses dinosaur stories to read to your kid.

Speaking of dinosaurs, Tsukki once claimed he had to educate your kid on certain things while you went out grocery shopping, when you came back you saw that the thing he was educating your child on was “The land before time” which made you smile.

Now no matter if the child is biologically yours or adopted, it somehow interhits his sass, which means you will be surrounded by two sassy little pieces of shit (affectionate).

Though you get both of them to calm down their sass by offering them some strawberry cake if they stop, it surprisingly works better on Tsukki then on your kid, who would have thought?

[laelelinae]

please do twin dad!kuroo hcs

Have a good day/night

Twin dad Kuroo HC!

Not proof read!

HUHUHU I LOVE THIS!! GONNA MAKE A LITTLE BONUS!

Working on the rest of your requests soon💞💞

when he first found out your pregnant (you surprised him) he literally flew out from the sofa like IT WAS SO FUNNY

Literally started celebrating and jumping around hugging you,spinning you around 😭

LMFAO PROBABLY TOLD KENMA AND KENMA WAS LIKE “oh so you did the taco and burrito” (ykyk. 😣)

He surely went to pregnancy checkups,did your cravings together,always service you and just comforts you when your sick🫶🏻

But the thing is..he noticed your belly was WAYY bigger then how normal pregnancy bellies

Soo..when one of the checkups..

“Congrats ma’am ,you have twins”

His jaw DROPPED to the GROUND!!

He was literally jumping around like a literal rabbit ,telling everyone.

After knowing is twins instead of one child ,probably went more intense caring about you.

Soo..during the gender reveal party..well iconic,it was a cake

Kenma was holding his laugh in for some reason (docs told Kenma about the gender)

Honestly kuroo didn’t mind any gender in general ,is his and yours kid. He would just love them to death.

And..when you cut the cake..it was pinks AND blue?!

Boy,Kenma laughed like a monkey💀and he said

“Is a boy and a girl”

KUROO FUCKING FLEW OUT OF HAPPINESS ONG.

..okay after months of literal hell,you gave birth and Kuroo was holding his shit in to not cry.

. . . .

After a few years,your kids are 5 years old now!

And the boy surely was more attached to you yet he loves his dad,and the girl surely was attached to Kuroo more

Kuroo has tea parties and dresses up as a princess with your daughter AWWW!😭🫶🏻🫶🏻

He probably plays volleyball with your son,sometimes your daughter if she’s willing to.

Doesn’t have favorite,loves both equally a LOT.

Spoils the kids so much you lecture Kuroo about it

They have their own room with their favorite color (kuroo took HOURS to decorate them and make them good)

Brings the two to get ice cream often😭

Probably brings them to parks and his friends volleyball matches

His friends loves them :) (not the Drake way)

ESPECIALLY HINATA AND KENMA(SURPRISINGLY?!)

Made your kids called Kenma their uncle!! (Lowkey Kenma felt proud)

Honestly didn’t want to watch the kids grow up,he loved them running around the house.

OH YEAH!! The girls first word was papa and the boy was “mama” LMFAO

Always gives the best surprise to your kids,your kids loves your dad and Kuroo loves them too <333

BUTT when they were teenagers !! (13)

The type to say “no girlfriends or boyfriends till your 30”

“Dad,what the hell” THATS ALL HE GOT IN RESPOND

The type to also say “back in my days!!😔”

Whenever your not home,probably eats the most unhealthiest shit ever with them

Probably owns a “best dad ever shirt” AND A FUCKING MUG

The type to make dad jokes 👎

Probably tells his son about his teenage years in secret since his daughter probably does not gaf

Your son is probably more calm and mature but has a silly side and your daughter has a more bold and silly girl in general yk?

Leaves the daughter to you once she hits puberty yk? Girls girls <3

Probably practice volleyball with the two often!

Whenever Kuroo brought some stuff home from groceries and your kids try them and say like “oh ! This js pretty good dad!”

Next day,he buys PACKS of them 💀

When you guys were just all in the living room together he randomly mentioned how hard it was to ask you out on the date

And your daughter went like “of course dad,your a literal loser and mom is a literal goddess”

Your son calmly agreed 💀

He was SO OFFENDED!!

He would still pick them up even when they are in middle school,he sometimes would drive them to school!

Probably might not be the most emotional support father but he tries his best! <3

Literally would beat up that person if they ever make fun of your kid 💀

Goes on morning runs with your son whenever he can

Your kid still love their “uncle” kenma LMFAO

And your so glad kuroo gets along really well with your kids <3

Oh god you just love them 😭

[ilylovelyz]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ haikyuu!! [06.08.24]

*+:｡.｡ karasuno

hinata shouyo

time after time (a.)

tooth & nail (f + a.)

after the break-up (a.)

kageyama tobio

times they cried because of you (a.)

tsukishima kei

all the lonely nights in your life (a.)

yamaguchi tadashi

big weenie (s.)

tanaka ryunosuke

tooth & nail (f + a.)

sugawara koushi

EVERYTHING (f + s.)

daichi sawamura

after the break up (a.)

*+:｡.｡ nekoma

kuroo tetsuro

after the break up (a.)

him as a father (f.)

kenma kozume

fatherly headcannons (f.)

*+:｡.｡ fukurōdani

bokuto koutaro

running (f + a + suggestive)

tooth & nail (f + a.)

times they cried because of you (a.)

tell me (s.)

after the break up (a.)

it's oh so quiet (f.)

i'm sprung (s.)

akaashi keiji

after the break up (a.)

*+:｡.｡ aobajohsai

oikawa torū

touch tank (f + a + suggestive)

after the break up (a.)

iwaizumi hajime

tooth & nail (f + a.)

times they cried because of you (a.)

*+:｡.｡ shiratorizawa

ushijima wakatoshi

oops!...i did it again (s.)

honeymoon (s.)

papa ushijima (f.)

million dollar man (s.)

times they cried because of you (a.)

dreams come true (f.)

better than me (s.)

semi eita

captain save a hoe (s.)

*+:｡.｡ date tech

｡･ﾟﾟ･

*+:｡.｡ inarizaki

miya atsumu

papa atsumu (f.)

times they cried because of you (a.)

suna rintarou

drugs 'n hella melodies (ft sakusa + s.)

*+:｡.｡ itachiyama

sakusa kiyoomi

her (s.)

stop breathing (s.)

close to me (s.)

i can't stop me (dark content.)

what is love? (f + a.)

venus as a boy (s.)

doughnut (f.)

sfw and nsfw headcannons

drugs 'n hella melodies (ft suna + s.)

bittersweet symphony (a.)

after the break up (a.)

i just threw out the love of my dreams (a.)

pros & cons of having sex with him (s.)

*+:｡.｡ kamomedai

｡･ﾟﾟ･

*+:｡.｡ all

how haikyuu boys would protect you (f.)

haikyuu as cat/dog breeds (f.)

haikyuu as cat/dog breeds (f.)

[strwbrryeyes]

re: headcanon suggestions !

what do tha boys do when they're tired but can't sleep? do they stare at the ceiling or spiral into thought or get up and do something else until an ungodly hour?

hope sleep finds you soon nini </3

- ada ♡

𖦹°｡⋆ haikyuu boys when they can't sleep

⟡ cw: none

⟡ a/n: LOL i just realized i accidentally deleted the post asking for suggestions </3 im so tired idk what im doing anymore but yay omg i'll do this.

these are all i could come up with lol

would stare at the ceiling thinking it's the best option but actually slowly loses their mind.

these boys would be responsible and think that if they were to do anything else then yeah, they'd fully be awake. especially if they were to go on their phone because you know blue light and all. they wouldn't even get out of bed to stretch or anything because they're worried that they'd get a second wind and immediately not feel sleepy anymore. unfortunately for them, they still aren't falling asleep and are starting to go insane because they're so bored but so tired but are still holding on until they fall asleep. next thing they know, the birds are chirping and the sun is rising. they end up screaming into their pillow before getting ready for the long day ahead of them.

- ushijima, daichi, suga, iwaizumi, aran, kita, sakusa, kyotani

would start thinking about things that happened years ago

these boys would want to be part of the ceiling group but they end up cringing at everything because their brains decided to remind them of something they did years ago. all they can do is continuously face palm every time a new embarrassing memory pops into their mind. like why did he cry and throw a tantrum first year of high school when their crush politely rejected them? 'oh remember when you tripped in front of the whole school during a fire drill because you wanted to go see your friend?'. thinking about something that wasn't even his fault too like when a kid threw up on him in kindergarten. anything under the sun to make this man feel embarrassed enough that he practically forces himself to sleep as best as he can.

- osamu, asahi, kindaichi, yamaguchi, kinoshita, akaashi, kageyama, goshiki

would play games on their phones

these boys wouldn't even try to sleep lol. they're immediately go on their phones and play dumb mobile games just to pass the time. it pays off in the end though because guess who has the highest score in the country for subway surfers? that's right this guy right here. they'd also probably download all the papas pizzeria games (yes they would pay for them) but end up getting frustrated because why the fuck did wally give them a 98% on the order station???

- kenma, suna, kunimi, matsukawa, nishinoya, shirabu, semi

have a dance party/pretend concert

these boys like to take their sleeplessness in stride and just throw on some banging music and dance around like nobody's business. they'll even turn on their led lights to simulate a dance club or something! they're having the time of their lives while they sing into a water bottle pretending it's a microphone and pretending that they're on a world tour performing for their adoring fans. they eventually tire themselves out and pass out on the floor.

- bokuto, makki, tsukishima (weird ik but let me have this</3), yamaoto, atsumu, tanaka, tendou

would call a friend

if they can't sleep, neither can their friends. they cannot stand the thought of being so bored in the middle of the night and they've already exhausted all other options so they decide to call up their best friend over and over again until they pick up. doesn't matter if the friend ends up being mad at them they just want company dude. after a few minutes though they'll start to fall asleep and snore loudly into the phone causing the other person to get annoyed and scream into the phone to wake them up and hang up because why call them if you're just gonna fall asleep.

- oikawa, lev, kuroo, hinata, fukunaga, komori, terushima,

[bootyshitter]

kenma's apology for saying slurs on stream

Hello

Sorry for the late reply.

Greetings my little kittens

Hello I’m Kenma your twinkiest discord mod

But as of recent let’s just say the king kitten got declawed

Just because a word that little old me said

I’m so sorry ima shoot myself straight in the head

With a self reflection gun

I did what could not be undone

Cus let’s just talk one-on-one ladies but it may not be fun, cus hun ive dun one worse than the huns in the year three seventy one

Kittens I never meant to offend

And now I shall make an amend

I’m someone that you need not to defend

Unless you insist, which I would commend

Call me an apologist

Cus boy I be heading to the gynecologist

Just because I am a feminist

Sorry I didn’t make a good impressionest

Because ladies, all coochie matters

Even the ones that splatters

Trust me I wish good health on all your bladders

Cus this bussy is not all for one

It’s one per ball.

Forgive me little kittens I am not trying to stall

Oh man where are my manners

Let me tell you a story sadder than cancers

when I was young my papa would force me to say slurs about women

And when I didn’t hit me a candle scented persimmon

And Id always said NO I CANT

And took a box of galvanized steel from my aunt

But I was not able to beat the indoctrination from my papa in fact

By the way,

did I mention I have thunder thighs and a slutty waist

Kittens if you cancel me wouldn’t that be a waste

Hold on…

Actually I changed my mind

Now I’m letting my true light shine

Because through all these riddles and rhymes I’m spouting

I have been blind

Nword, fword, bword, dword

Like what is this lgbtq you see blerd ?

Now Hearing slurs done made my boochie purred

Like my boy over there wigglton Richard Fagglton the third

I’ll say the word again with the same gusto

Just to annoy them females that I hate so much, yo

BAKA

BAKA

BAKA

Unsinserely signed,

Thunder thigh baka kitten kenma.

[satoruzlove]

m. list for @satoruzlove !

•all are gn! reader unless stated otherwise!! a lot of these don’t work, i am so terribly sorry lol

shower [kenji sato]

grief [iwaizumi hajime, fluff]

pouty bf gojo

unmotivated: s.gojo

dilf! oikawa

dilf! suna [borderline smut]

req:: dying your hair to match his

[kenma kozume]

he’s so proud to call you his wife that it’s annoying.

[multi]

you get me so high

[angst, tsukishima kei]

jjk boys as your boyfie !

[ megumi, itadori, gojo ]

7:03 pm

[manjirou ‘mikey’ sano.]

cute scenarios !

[ osamu , akaashi , kuroo , suna , oikawa ]

christmas hcs !

[ sakusa , osamu , suna , kuroo, atsumu ]

attractive things ab him !

[ sakusa , atsumu , suna,kuroo ]

bf kiyoomi !

domestic kiyoomi !

i love you’s !

[ hinata , suna , atsumu ]

req::saving grace [ k. sakusa ] !

random headcanons !

[ suna , sakusa , atsumu ]

req:: phones at the dinner table [k. sukusa] ! ❄️

college bf kenma !

cat papa kiyo !

req::let me ride ? - 🫧

[ suna , kiyoomi , atsumu ]

bf suna !

bf bakugou !

rich bf nanami ! [a single girly thing implied !]

kiyoomi & his introvert s/o !

best friend to lovers gojo !

househusband osamu domesticity ! [ ceo ! reader ]

dilf atsumu brain rot !

kiyoomi and his girly gf ! [FEM READER, IM SORRY):]

gojo and his chaotic but mature partner !

best friends to lovers with atsumu !

req:: don’t text me, don’t call me

[ atsumu miya, suna rintarou ] 🫧

college friend group w mikasa, eren and armin ! [ polyamory kinda implied if you squint ]

ask::kiyoomi’s love language !

accidental confessions ! :: smau

[ eren jeager and armin arlert ]

accidental confessions ! ::

[ levi ackerman and jean kirstein ]

lil kiyoomi drabble courtesy of bubble anon !

dream :: hinata shoyo [ 1k event !]

butterfly :: yamaguchi tadashi [ 1k event ]

wit :: tsukishima kei [ 1k event ]

bf gojo ++ hardworking s/o!

levi ++ sweetheart s/o !

rich bf nanami taking care of u<3 !

kiyoomi doesn’t like holding hands

mornings with hajime iwaizumi!

stoner suna blurb

[locobastaaa]

HAIKYUU: Mejores y Peores compas de PORRO!

Personajes: Kuroo, Tendou, Akaashi, Sugawara, Daichi, Iwaizumi, Kenma, Bokuto, Hinata, Asahi, Yamaguchi, Ushijima, Oikawa, Lev, Tsukishima, Atsumu, Kageyama

Me saco el lado argento y ecribo un headcanon q me surgio hace bastante

Tw: consumo de marihuana, algunos vomitan, chiste de deportar a Lev, son MAYORES en este fic!! (no consuman si son menores)

Mejores

1- Kuroo (ree chill arma increible y te cuenta historias y datos re interesantes, te deja apoyarte en su pecho mientras te abraza y hablan, toman pepsi fria y comen papas)

2- Tendou (muchos contactos de dealers, arma bastante bien y le agarra alto viaje mistico, le copa ver pelis flasheras bajo el efecto pero no entiende nada ni puede seguir la trama, lo babea un toque asiq menos puntos x eso, un cago de risa si lo juntas con Kuroo. Lo posee su chef interior y te intenta de hacer comida y esta god)

3- Akaashi (si no le da un brote psicótico pobre pibe esta en la suya y se pone profundo/sentimental y bastante cariñoso. Se abre de la nada y cuenta de sus problemas, basicamente todo lo q sobrepiensa lo dice en voz alta, se le borra el filtro)

4- Suga (se pone profundo y se re suelta, tal vez se nos queda dormido, le gustan los savorizados de eucalipto/lavanda, no sabe armar igual)

5- Daichi (afloja el culo fruncido y te cagas de risa, tira de la nada el comentario mas shockeante del mundo, no se acuerda de nada el dia siguiente y si se acuerda lo niega rotundamentepa)

6- Iwa (arma decente pero le agarra rapido la mano, bastante chill, no para de hablar mal de Oikawa pero se caga de risa y le gusta salir a boludear x los supers)

7- Kenma (suuper tranqui medio q le da nauseas pero no dice nada y al toque se le van, se rie a veces en voz baja pero no sabes de que, medio cagaso pero es re lindo asiq lo perdonamos, se pega la siesta de su vida casi llaman a una ambulancia xq parecia q no respiraba al dia siguiente

Peores

1-Bokuto (se pone insoportable bajate de la heladera pendejo pelotudo, no para de hablar y de reírse y se intenta hacer amigo de tu viejo con la baranda a marihuana q maneja de pedo no lo saco cagando)

2- Hinata (si no muere instantáneamente termina vomitando todo solo con el olor, lo MATO, le pega al toque y fuertisimo pobre nene)

3- Asahi (le agarra un derrame no lo vemos mas, multiplicador de depresion)

4- Yamaguchi (vomita todo flaco hiciste 2 pitadas, después se pone q llorar xq le da culpa)

5- Ushijima (no se como lo convencieron a q fume pero muy mal viaje, no entiende nada, se olvida q mide 3 metros y va tirando cosas sin querer, flashea entrenamiento en medio del viaje astral y se empieza a sentir mal de la panza, no le gusta la experiencia y no quiere hacerlo nunca más, medio q los gaslightea sin querer a los otros para q se sientan mal cuando consumen)

6- Oikawa (no para de llorar callenlo, se te tira encima pero no calcula q es pesadisimo y te aplasta, ya en el piso con vos abajo sin respirar se queda dormido y moris afixiado)

7- Tsukishima (se hace el agrandado y desp se pone del orto, mas irritable de lo normal, desp se niega a compartir colchon)

8- Atsumu (cerra el ORTO, se le infla la cabeza del choto e intenta chamuyarse a ser q se mueva, mi vieja esta casada y te triplica en edad loco para de tirarle onda te voy a asesinar)

9- Kageyama (la re mal viaja pero esta callado asiq no me quejo, se levanta una vez en toda la noche para ir al 'baño' y caldea hasta el techo)

10- Lev (otro q es insoportable, no para de cantar y gritar, te tenes q contener de darle vuelta la cabeza de una piña posta no se calla y te hace un headlock en forma de cariño pero te apreta la cabeza y te duele pero cuando le decis como esta cantando a todo pulmon no te escucha, Kenma lo hace recapacitar de el pedazo de grito q le pega, lo deja llorando. Es del tipo que dice cada 10 segundos 'estoy re ido locooo' si ya se Lev te voy a deportar).

[darlingbabyboo]

You're as pretty as a picture...

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"We're over..."

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"He's new" (Part 2)

You move on...

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Blue Lock boys girlfriends come to their games: Bachira, Isagi, Rin, Sae, Nagi

"Please don't leave me..."

A breakups coming up, how do Blue Lock boys fight for you: Isagi, Bachira, Nagi, Reo, Rin

Jujutsu Kaisen

You're Something Else...

Megumi had been (sorta) prepared to live with this white weirdo who claimed to be the strongest... what he hadn't been prepared for was his daughter.

Tokyo Revengers

Why Can't I Marry Papa?

Tokyo Revengers daughters are heartbroken that they can't marry their papa! (Baji, Mitsuya, Draken, Mikey)

"Baby, you're my whore!"

Tokyo Revengers boys and their bimbo girlfriend! (Draken, Mitsuya, Takemichi, Mucho, Baji, Smiley)

"Honey, you're my slut!"

Kazutora, Mikey, and Izana with their bimbo girlfriends!

"You're my angelic slut!"

Hanma, Angry, Chifuyu, Inui, Ran, Hakkai with their bimbo gfs!

"M-maybe!"

The captains of Toman are embarassingly in love with you: Mikey, Draken, Mitsuya, Baji, Smiley, Mucho

Fatherly Love

Mikey likes to mess with his son, and you, his lovely wife, has just discovered how.

Hanma Headcanons

Some things that I believe are canon about my favourite Tokyo Revengers boy!

The Fluffy Life of Dating a Delinquent

Small things Tokyo Revenger boys do while dating you!

My Adorable Angry Boy

What it's like dating Souya Kawata!

It's Okay...

Tokrev general comfort headcanons

Baby, What Are You Doing...

How would some of the guys react to us doodling on their hand during some boring class? (Mikey, Draken, Takemichi, Mitsuya, Haitani brothers and the Kawata twins)

Fluffy Headcanons w/ the Kawatas

Haikyuu

"You're in my Jersey!"

Kenma and Bokuto when their girlfriend wears their jersey.

One Piece

What's Wrong With Me?

Ace and you get along, Luffy no like that

[mintmatcha]

Kenma… i always imagine him as such a loving and doting father! always cuddling them and doing their hair before school in the morning

and Kunimi??? in love with his kids. he adores them and would do anything for them. makes their lunches and gives them baths.

Eren is such a present and loving dad. makes them laugh and he always knows their favorite veggies and fruits and snacks!!

Shinsou who cries at his babies milestones like saying papa or walking or eating their first birthday cake! takes so many pictures of his little ones and goes to all their checkups 🥺

shinso has an album on his phone that he'll casually show his friends when they catch up, puffing his chest about how his toddler wants to be just like dad when the grow up.

kenma gets hearts in his eyes when he watches his kid try to explain something to him. he always listens intently

[etoiile]

𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑴𝑬

hello! my name is amelie, but you can call me ami! pleased to meet you!

likes: physical touch + quality time, shopping, the beach, sabrina carpenter, ariana grande, kids shows, disney music, the beach, fruits, gold jewelry, and you, ofc!

dislikes: horror and scary things, people who hate unnecessarily, and when wind blows and your hair gets stuck in your lip gloss :((

fav characters: (bllk) chigiri, reo, nagi (hq) suna, kenma, osamu (jjk) megumi, gojo, yuji

fun facts: i was born in france but grew up in the states so unfortunately i cannot speak french, but i do love the culture!! i believe that i am part north korean and south korean (info from mama and papa) so thats pretty cool :P i have never had a bf (kms) so all of my fics are my fantasies of what it would be like. um. bye.

© 𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐈𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 please do not copy or repost my work on any other site. thank you!

[shoyoist]

IM GOOD THANK YOU <33 and yes yes I LOVE NISHINOYAYAYAY i think i have a yhink for men w black hair + w blonde parts/streaks or whatever LIKE bachira, nishinoya, n kenma ^.^ i loveve nishinoya so much hes sos sososo COOL COOL I LOBE HIM SO MUCH kiskisksisksisisiskskdid i’m gonna pass on my papa bachira obsession onto HIM TOO!!! nishinoya also best papa!

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noya and bachira are the same type of papa except noya's moree aggressive about it? 😭 he yells and laughs so hard when he's playing with his kids and he wrestles w them too<33 “gotta bring them up big ‘n tough ya know?” but it's mostly an excuse to just roll around in the sand with his beloved angels bec he knows that's how they have the best fun with him<3

[heich0e]

dad!kenma who has never made a public announcement that he's married or has a kid, and then one day in the middle of his stream your toddler waddles their way into his streaming room unannounced and crawls up in his lap. kenma doesn't think anything of it and just lets them snuggle in and get comfy, while his chat is losing their mind. messages like 'WHOSE KID IS THAT?' 'why does kodzuken have a baby???' 'omg they look just like him!!' start flying in and kenma just kind of laughs, looks down at the baby, and is like "hey they're saying you look like me, what do you think?" and the toddler just giggles and hits their little hands on the desk excitedly because they love being told that they're just like their daddy :(

[jgjmk4-2]

Remember that scene where Kenma sneezed and Kuroo caught his phone?

Imagine Kuroo catching Kenma on instinct like that instead:

It happened after practise, Kenma was exhausted and sweating. His mind was blank as he trudged across the court blindly. The sound of his fellow team members were drowned out by his unidirectional thoughts of getting home to continue with the new game he had bought recently. 

Meanwhile, Lev, who had been cleaning up, was carrying far too many volleyballs a single person could handle and unsurprisingly, they tumbled out of his arms. A stray ball bounced its way to Kenma’s legs.

There was a panicked shout of caution made by Lev and Yaku but being tired, Kenma wasn’t able to react in time. He stumbled over it. His body lurched forward violently but just as he was about to hit the floor hard, Kuroo’s arms are there, strong and supportive, holding him up like a momma cat carrying her kit.

“Whew.” Kuroo let out a sigh of relief.

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Kuroo/yachi scenario where kuroo has trouble with asking yachi on a date bcz a certain team of crows *karasuno* wouldnt want to hand their little manager over.(especially the parent duo and kiyoko) please. Sorry if it’s too much. Btw your work is amazing :))

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Hi dear!

I’m sorry if I made you wait so much, but I’m finally here! Thank you for your kind words! Writing a good KuroYachi has been more tricky than what I expected (maybe it’s because I haven’t written in a month and I’m a bit rusty) but I hope this small drabble will make you smile at least :3

Have a wonderful day

KuroYachi, Karasuno Team, Kenma Kozume, Implied BokuAka, DaiSuga and KageHina

Fluffy, Protective Team, Attempt at Confession

Worth It

“Kuro…”

“Shut up, bo.”

“But-”

“I’m pitiful enough without your commentary!”

His friend sighed, shrugging, and took another sip from the water bottle.

Kuroo was seated beside him, with the back against the wall and the hands running through the messy hair. His face was scrunched in annoyance and exasperation.

“I’m just trying to say it’s absurd you haven’t asked her out yet.” Bokuto couldn’t stop himself.

“Booooo!” Kuroo moaned, hiding the face against the knees, “I tried, I tried alright?”

“You’ve been crushing on her since the last training camp!” His friend frowned, “And you haven’t asked her on a single date, you have to do something instead of pitying yourself!”

“I don’t want to hear that from you!” The raven glared at him, but the other smirked proudly.

“I have a boyfriend, and he’s the prettiest setter ever!” he gloated with a dreamy expression.

Kuroo scoffed.

“You have a boyfriend because Akaashi took pity on you and confessed after you had moped around for weeks, thinking he would have rejected you.”

“Still!”

“I feel like decking you.”

“Cooooome on! I bet you can do it, you just have to muster up the courage! You’re a captain, an amazing middle-blocker, a smart student, and even good-looking when you shut up! She won’t say no!” Bo patted his shoulder, “And if she rejects you, I’ll let you crash at my place, crying while eating ice-cream as we watch your favorite Disney movie!”

Kuroo elbowed him, with his cheeks flushed, but barely hid a grin. Bokuto was serious and honest, he really wanted to cheer him up, but…

“The problem is not the courage. Or her rejecting me-”

“You sound awfully confident for someone who was cr-”

“Okay, it is, but not the major one now. I believe she likes me, or at least she doesn’t fear me anymore. The problem is that I can’t even approach her!”

“Uh?” Bokuto tilted his head, blinking owlishly.

“Her parents. And big brothers. And protective best friends,” Kuroo sighed. He slouched as he dejectedly let his coal eyes wander towards the other side of the gym.

“You mean the Karasuno Team?”

“Someone must have told them I wanted to ask her out, and now they’re constantly on alert. I’ve barely talked to her this week,” the raven explained, lips curved in a grimace.

“Bro, no one told them, there was no need: you blushed, stumbled around her, offered to help her with the chores as manager, followed her around all the time…you did everything to approach her and find a way not to intimidate her. It’s plain as day you like Yachi. Even the coaches know.”

“She’s too cute!” The other whispered blissfully, hiding his face, “She’s an angel.”

“That’s true. Absolutely lovely,” Bokuto agreed enthusiastically, “She even helped me when I accidentally bumped into the basket with the balls and knocked it over!”

“But the other crows are demons from hell.” Kuroo darkened again.

“Don’t be dramatic, they’re not-”

“On Monday, I tried to ask her if we could eat together, but Shrimpy jumped on her and dragged her away shouting she had promised to eat with them. Obviously, Kageyama followed the two. You should have seen the way he glared at me,” Kuroo shuddered.

“They’re really close, uh?” Bokuto chuckled.

“That damn Tsukki is getting in my way too,” he continued his ramblings, “And every time he manages to snatch her away, he smirks, the little shit! I’m sure he’s the one pushing Yamaguchi to stay close to Yachi, but I can’t even try to intimidate freckles-boy, or his stupid boyfriend will murder me in my sleep.”

At this point, Bokuto was loudly cackling.

“The small libero and Tora’s ‘brother’ are even worse. They build a human wall as soon as I try to greet her, shouting embarrassing things.”

“Well, you know how they get with their managers!”

“Obviously, all of them are nothing when compared to the Papa Crows,” Kuroo met his friend’s eyes, with an overly-serious, terrified face, “I swear, Suga has tried to kill me with his eyes. And he was smiling, he was smiling as he stabbed me mentally, over and over. I never witnessed anything more terrifying.”

“Kuro, you’re really pitiful right now,” Bokuto tried to hug him, but the boy smacked his arms away.

“You’re not very convincing if you keep laughing.”

“Aw, don’t be sh-”

“Kuro you should man up.”

The two captains jerked, startled by the sudden third voice.

“Kenma!” Kuroo called, noticing his best friend seated by his side, playing with his console, “when did you arrive?”

“I’ve been here from the start. You forgot.”

“You weren’t here,” Kuroo argued.

“I was.”

“You weren’t.”

“I was.”

“You weren’t.”

The setter shrugged.

“He’s too silent,” Bokuto whispered in reverent fear.

The blond let out an imperceptible sigh, “Weren’t you speaking about something more important?”

Kuroo nudged him lightly, “Oh yeah, man up, uh? As if it was that easy.”

“Are we speaking about Kuroo’s hopeless crush?” Akaashi asked, reaching them with an almost invisible smirk on the lips.

“Keijiiiiiii!” Bokuto wrapped the arms around the boy’s leg, as the other patted his head.

Kuroo, on the other side, threw him a dirty look.

“What’s with you setters today?” Kuroo grumbled

“I didn’t want to hit a nerve, Kuroo-senpai,” Akaashi innocently replied.

“If I didn’t know you,” Kuroo scoffed, “I could almost believe you.”

“KEEEEEIJI! You’re smart! Can’t you help Kuro?” Bokuto interrupted their banter, fixing his puppy eyes on the boyfriend, “Pleeeeeease. I feel sorry for him!”

That earned him a smack from Kuroo.

Akaashi chuckled, “Ah, thank you, but I don’t think being smart could help this time. However, I believe I could ease things for him…”

Kuroo perked his head up, suddenly focused and sharp.

“Elaborate.”

“Taketora-san is training outside with Tanaka-san and Noya-san. Tsukishima-san and Yamaguchi-san went out to buy popsicles for their team,” Akaashi quickly described the situation, “If you’re ready to do it now, I can go and ask Kageyama if he wants to practice some tossing with me.”

That…that sounded perfect. It was exactly what Kuroo needed. The blueberry boy looked up to Akaashi, he would have never refused, but…

“And Shrimpy?” He narrowed the eyes.

“Kenma can practice with him. He won’t say no.”

Kuroo turned to gaze at his childhood friend with expectant, pleading eyes. The boy grimaced, quickly glanced at him and returned to the console.

“…I want three apple pies.”

Kuroo scrunched his nose.

“Two, or you’ll get diabetes.”

“Three.

“Two and a box of chocolate milk.”

Kenma seemed to ponder it, before nodding slightly. He knew Kuroo, the boy would have never let him eat all that pie ever again. Not after the incident of the last time…

Kuroo exhaled. A strange nervousness tickled his stomach, and he fidgeted, nervously. It could work. He could really have the chance to ask Yachi out.

Now that the time had come, he felt less confident than what he would have liked. He couldn’t believe he was that agitated as if she was his first crush ever.

“Fine,” Akaashi gave him an amused glance that made clear he knew what Kuroo was thinking, “Kenma-san and I will go. Yachi is outside, hanging the laundry.”

Kenma stood up and tailed Akaashi. He just nodded in Kuroo’s direction.

“Good luck with the final bosses.”

Kuroo and Bokuto watched as the two setters vanished outside the gym.

“It’s your chance,” Bokuto encouraged him, jumping on his feet and helping him up, “Go and steal her heart!”

Kuroo smiled jittery, a little unstable; he felt as if his legs were made of jelly. He took a big breath. He had to try. It was his only chance, and Yachi was worth the shot.

“Ice-cream and Disney movie, right?” He asked his best friend, slowly walking towards the door.

Bokuto’s expression softened, “Obviously, you know I’m always here!”

The raven nodded and finally found the strength to leave the gym too.

“I’ll wait here!” He heard Bo screaming as he ventured to search for his lovely angel.

As Akaashi predicted, Yachi was hanging the laundry near the dormitory.

The problem was that she had company.

Kiyoko, the manager beautiful enough to be almost scary, was helping her out.

Obviously.

“Shit,” Kuroo cursed, stopping in his track.

What now?

“Are you going somewhere, Kuroo-san?”

Kuroo’s blood curdled.

From bad to worse.

He turned slowly, just to find a creepily close Sugawara. Few inches away from Kuroo’s face, he was smiling again in that way that made him want to flee as fast as he could.

Setters were really scary creatures.

“Kuroo,” Daichi greeted him from behind the demon. From his expression, he was more exasperated than anything.

“Daichi, Suga,” Kuroo forced a polite smile. He wasn’t even surprised they had managed to sense his movements and came to rescue their daughter. That was the power of the Papa Crows.

“So, Kuroo? Why are you here?” Suga prodded his chest with a finger, eyes narrowed.

“Uhm,” Kuroo gulped.

“Suga,” Daichi sternly said, “What did we say?”

Suga frowned, refusing to back off. Clicking his tongue, Daichi wrapped an arm around his boyfriend’s waist and pulled him back.

“Daichi!”

“You promised to behave,” the captain scolded him, in that nice scolding voice he used only with Suga. He tried to be firm, but his face was soft and adoring as usual.

Had he been in a better situation, Kuroo would have laughed his ass off at them, but he wasn’t exactly in the position to piss them off.

“I don’t want to!” Sugawara pouted, now openly glaring at Kuroo.

“We’ve agreed on that…” Daichi reminded him.

“I hope you’re not talking about my death,” Kuroo joked jittery, “Because I don’t know if I could agree to that.”

Daichi chuckled, even if there was something in his eyes that told Kuroo he was serious.

“Not really, we just want to ask you a question,” he explained calmly.

Sugawara cursed under his breath and crossed the arms.

Kuroo felt his heart stopping but nodded.

“What?”

“What are your intentions toward Yachi?”

Shit.

“I-” he stuttered, helplessly. He could feel his face burning and his hands sweating. Was it that moment? The dreaded “meet my parents” moment? He’d thought he would have had the chance to go on a first date before that!

“I’m waiting,” Sugawara reminded him in a sugarcoated tone.

“I-I- Well, she’s- you know-” Kuroo would have liked to slam his head against a wall and faint. Instead, he decided to man up, at least to make his friends proud.

“I want to ask her on a date.”

Daichi didn’t miss a heartbeat, didn’t even blink.

“Why?” His expression was unreadable. Sugawara, on the other side, was clearly annoyed. He had gone full Mother Hen Mode.

Kuroo scraped the back of his neck, embarrassed.

“I…think I have a crush on her.”

“You think?” the setter hissed.

“I have!” Kuroo corrected himself promptly, “I have a crush on her and would like to know her better. If she’s fine with that, obviously.”

A beat of tense silence.

“Then, we should leave her the choice.”

The voice came from behind Kuroo, and he jumped for the surprise.

Kiyoko, impassible, was standing behind him with an intense gaze.

“She’s right. If he’s serious, we don’t have the right to interfere. Especially since he’s a friend,” Daichi added, offering Kuroo an encouraging smile.

“I am serious. I’ve been from the start.”

“Happy, Suga?” Daichi softly nudged the boy caged at his side.

The other shrugged, still sporting a cute pout.

“Whatever. She tells me everything, by the way,” he said, “So you better watch out. If you mess up, I’ll know.”

Kuroo nodded, trying to smile in a reassuring way.

“I won’t.”

Daichi seemed satisfied, “Then we are off, for now. Good luck, Kuroo.”

“Thanks,” The raven replied, infinitely relieved by the outcome of the whole conversation.

“I hope she rejects you,” Suga stuck out his tongue, childishly, and Daichi smacked him lightly on the head. Kuroo laughed: he could feel it from the tone that Suga wasn’t being honest.

“Let’s go, troublemaker,” Daichi chuckled, dragging the boy way.

“You were as worried as me!”

“But luckily less dramatic.”

Kuroo watched them go away, divided between amusement and longing. It must have been nice having a relationship like that. He wondered if one day, he and Yachi…

A slight tap on the shoulder interrupted his thoughts.

Kiyoko was still there, face blank as ever.

“Yes?” Kuroo felt nervous, knowing how strong the bond between the girl and Yachi was.

“Please, take care of her. She’s shy, timid and gets scared easily, but she’s the kindest, most selfless and cheerful girl I’ve ever met. She deserves to be treasured,” she told him earnestly.

Kuroo’s eyes widened, in surprise. Her words sounded so heartfelt…

“I know,” he replied quietly, “That’s why I’ve fallen for her.”

Kiyoko showed him a little smile and moved to leave him. However, she stopped after few steps and threw him a glance over the shoulders.

“Ah, Kuroo-san. If you ever hurt her, you’ll pay for it.”

Kuroo stilled.

“U-understood,” he muttered under her intense stare. If someone had revealed him Sugawara and Kiyoko were actually serial killers, he wouldn’t have been surprised. At all.

Content, the manager finally left, and the boy breathed a sigh of relief.

He was royally fucked.

The girl he liked was more guarded than a princess.

A wrong move could probably kill him.

That brief encounter had literally exhausted him.

Why Karasuno’s guys were that close? Couldn’t they be a normal team?

Fuck it!

“Kuroo-san?”

The boy spun so fast he nearly fell on the ground.

Yachi was looking at him, curiously. She had the basket with the clean sheets in her hands, the blonde hair styled with cute cat hairpins, and a delicate blush graced her cheeks.

Kuroo felt his heart swell at the sight.

“Is everything alright?” she asked, stuttering a little bit as always when she got flustered.

He found himself smiling without noticing.

“Yeah, I was searching for you,” he said with an airy chuckle, trying to swallow the anxiety that was trying to choke him.

“For me?” she repeated, surprised. Her eyes widened, and she tilted her head like a small animal.

“Yes, but first let me help you with that,” he offered, stretching out his hands.

“No, no!” she refused, shaking her head, “It’s light, I can do it!” she reassured him, before flexing an arm. “I don’t seem so, but I’m actually pretty strong!”

Kuroo chuckled amused, hiding the mouth behind a hand, “Don’t steal my line.”

Yachi giggled back.

“Then, let’s take one side each. How does it sound?” Kuroo suggested, “This way we’ll both protect our honor.”

Yachi grinned and nodded with rosy cheeks, “I-I think it’s a good idea!”

Kuroo immediately grabbed one of the handles, and the two of them started walking slowly, with only a laundry basket in between.

“S-so, K-Kuroo-san,” Yachi was the first one to speak, visibly flustered, “Why were you looking for me?”

Kuroo swallowed his agitation back.

The heart in his chest was ready to leap out. But he couldn’t say anymore if out of fear or excitement. Because he was finally there, with her, ready to ask the decisive question, ready to bare his heart. And he was so ready, oh, he could merely wait. He wanted to know. He wanted to know what she really thought of him in her pretty, creative mind. He wanted to know if he had the chance to hope

“I would like to ask you something.”

Her team might have been crazy, and Kuroo might have gotten himself killed in the future, but in the end, Yachi was worth it.