#parade plans

[sohannabarberaesque]

Postcards from Snagglepuss

Come and play have midnight breakfast with the Cattanooga Cats

ABOVE CATTANOOGA KLATSCHE, GATLINBURG, TN: Ahhh, the midnight biscuits-and-gravy breakfasts of the Cattanooga Cats, rather legendary for fueling serious creativity ... and to have yours truly, Huckleberry Hound and Crazy Claws called over to such can get to be rather exciting, excitable even, especially with unusually tender biscuits and a combination of mild and hot breakfast sausage in the sausage gravy!

"Which, I have to admit, is how I've been fond of things," Kitty Jo explained as a fresh batch of the legendary gravy was being prepared. "Just trying to keep a happy medium while having fun and being a little silly in the process."

And what aroma the sausage gave! No doubt giving Huckleberry Hound much in the way of sentimental memories going through a plate of such like you wouldn't believe.

And even then, Country, the band's leader, explained what basically the Gatlinburg Easter Parade was all about: "Just us fellow Funtastics walking down the Parkway rather casually, starting casually, you might say, from where the main Parkway and the East Parkway join, going through Beautiful Downtown Gatlinburg--"

Which had pretty much the whole of us laughing.

"--right through to the park entrance."

"So what sort of provision is there in case rain should ensue?" asked Groove.

"Simple," Country noted. "We'll provide rain ponchos."

"Wavy chitlin' gravy!" was how Scoots responded.

"Scoots, we'll cross that bridge, so to speak," Country was quick to respond, "on the day, depending on the weather. But let's just hope conditions turn out rather well."

"So," Crazy Claws asked, "might it be safe to suggest that what we are doing is an elaborate sort of 'meet-and-greet' for the tourists as are there Easter weekend?"

"I think you could say as much," Kitty Jo remarked. Followed by Country remarking that there would be a somewhat substantial Easter brunch at Cattanooga Klatsche following for participants.

And just imagine how delectable those biscuits can get ... which Kitty Jo put down to using nothing less than self-rising flour ("an old secret learned from my momma," she explained)!

Yet trying not to be too excited or excitable, though you could still have "meet-and-greet" opportunities impromptu in the parade runup (mind you, it's Easter weekend break for the most part); such will likely be discussed soon in this space.

With Scoots offering an idea:

"Have you considered us maybe doing a tug-of-war across the Little Pigeon River with The Banana Splits?"

"THEM--?!!" was how Country responded incredulously.

"Now just picturing The Banana Splits and the Cattanooga Cats in a tug-of-war in Gatlinburg across the river ... and just hoping tourists won't notice!" was how Crazy Claws commented on the notion. How this was bound to go ...

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[ex0toxin]

matsuri 🏮🕺🎇

jsys week'24, day 2

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

There's just something so therapeutic about screaming your lungs out to your favourite songs at a concert

[maomango-doodle]

(13 pages) Forlorn

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Percy, flirting: As a bisexual myself, I would like to be your bi awakening

Jason: I've been out for the past four years

Percy: What?!

Jason: Where have you been??

[artistic-antics]

cheers, queers!

[tacogoats]

Unwell about the idea of Orin using Durge's face to keep the charade going of the Durge still being around, so Gortash doesn't get suspicious.

He does anyway because she didn't understand how real their relationship was - and she slips up. Often. He knew immediately when the Dark Urge became so, so very cold. Nothing like the warmth he has known for years now behind closed doors; because it isn't them.

She is good at fine details of the body; she gets every scar, every little blemish perfectly, but she can never truly imitate the person behind the Urge.

She couldn't have hoped to anyway, because she didn't know who they really were. Only Gortash could, because he is the first to ask.

It surprises her, and infuriates her, even! The mighty Dark Urge, debased into some lovesick puppy yearning after this little Lordling!

And the mistakes that follow are how Gortash learns the Dark Urge is gone.

[thegreenleavesofspring]

I am currently searching for someone to protect my children. From their father. The person who is supposed to protect them.

I am looking at organizations of bikers. Charitable organizations. NGOs. DSS partners.

You know where I'm not looking? The Church. I know good and well that there is nothing like that in the local churches.

Where is the Church?

Where is the Church?

Where is the Church?

WHERE IS THE CHURCH?

Where are the deacons and the elders and the pastors and the Christian men? Where? Where are they? Where? Where where where why have you abandoned your duties to the secular society to fulfill WHERE ARE YOU where is the Church?

[spread-the-influence]

The whole askbox when ppl found out the influencer was a woman kisser

// ... yeah that was my inbox for a bit //

[lavenderjewels]

Compilation of my favorite Kenjaku expression, aka being completely caught off guard by a special grade

[arabela25]

Past Eurovision artists from Ukraine perform during the Flag Parade

Go_A (ESC 2021)

Jamala (ESC 2016)

Tina Karol (ESC 2006)

Verka Serduchka (ESC 2007)

[theborzoiarebackintown]

Happy slightly belated Krampusnacht from my Krampus to your’s!!

[yonpote]

wait are ppl theorizing abt dnp beats lol... i read thru a generic creator contract for lowave records around when all or nothing dropped, the basic gist is: lowave makes music for a creator essentially for free, the creator uses the music in videos, the streaming revenue is split, and if the revenue is good enough theyll keep dropping beats. idt theres any like Plan for it other than more bgm for videos and therefore less necessity to dip into the copyright free Classic Youtuber music bucket (especially cuz all those old imovie soundtracks they used to use are actually copyrighted! i tried using a song from imovie in my own video and youtube kept saying there were copyright issues)

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

blasting your comfort album on full volume through your headphones on a bad day is a must

[sosaysdean]

you’ve got front row seats to the penitence ball

[3416]

CONNOR DEWAR IS A LEAF OH MY GODJDKLFSJDKLF LET'S FUCKING GO