it couldn't possibly make things any worse
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What a long week! Time to unwind for the weekend at the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Come on down, y’all are welcome!
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Deliver a bouquet of red roses to Connor 'from a secret admirer' and accidentally make him paranoid and scared for his life
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Lmfao cleaning out my closet and I found fucking OPIOIDS??????????
Don't panic it's just leftover oxycodone-acetaminophen from my wisdom tooth surgery
So that's neat
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Take a shot every time they mention Phil's ass
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Last weekend group party before heading home for the holidays.
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I will be busy that day=I will be reading alien porn and listening to men whimpering audios until I cum no less than 10 times
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Just chillin' with her besties!
I think we're looking at River's weekend plans. Noogies, back rubs, and snacks with good company--hard to beat that! 😁
Thanks for visiting the blog and we hope you all have a great weekend! Stay safe out there and we'll be back with more bunny cuteness on Monday.
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