#parkner ideas

[emmedoesntdomath]

warning: she’s back on her parkner bullshit

here’s the thing-

most americans will tell you they don’t have an accent. they’ll insist on it, in fact. but- realistically- even if someone doesn’t have an “accent”, they’ll have specific regional dialect traits and tendencies that they do that basically equate to having an accent. drawing out certain vowels, dropping your ‘r’, over-enunciating the ‘r’, using words that are straight up not used anywhere else in the country. etc etc.

so let’s make something clear here.

when I say that harley keener has a country accent, I don’t mean the overplayed accent that exists in hollywood (which, to their credit, DOES exist in the south, just not normally the part of tennessee that we typically shove rose hill in).

i mean that harley keener sounds like every boring american accent you see in modern television, EXCEPT for when he’s tired and his ‘t’s turn into ‘aht’ like he’s yawning mid-word. I mean that he sprinkles in a ‘darlin’ and ‘honey’ here and there, but ONLY when he feels like being a little shit or he’s too sleep deprived to have a filter. I mean that he moved to new york, noticed the way his vowels and ‘g’s seemed to slip and slide off of his tongue different from everyone else and decided that he was tired of being too much rose hill and too little harley and forced his mouth to sound like the streets around him.

and peter? peter will swear up and down he has no accent, and even if he did, it’s the right one, so shut up about it. it’s a mix of queens and jersey and the little bit of italian may imprinted on him, and it’s loud in the way that only big city accents are. you wouldn’t notice it in normal conversation, but then peter throws out a quip mid-fight, and yeah, there it is. him snapping at harley in the mornings with something that sounds like it came out of good will hunting, and going to class with a inflection like he’s from so-cal.

and they’ll both shove the accents down, on purpose and without knowing, like it’s a secret where their childhood is and how it isn’t home now. harley’s all country when he’s blaring george strait, but crisp and practiced when in a board meeting. peter’s loud and loving when he goes home to may, but quiet and slower when talking to the kid he finds lost on the street. it’s a practice, and a routine, and it’s both complimentary and grating on their ears.

just a thought.

[guest-1-2-3]

so. never consumed any mcu content whatsoever. however i have recently stumbled upon peter parker/harley keener fanfics, went down a rabbit hole, and am now obsessed with their dynamic and i realized i have just fallen into the trap of another blond + southerner + sarcastic + calls-his-boyfriend-darlin’ + infinitely supportive + big fucking nerd x incredibly traumatized + sarcastic + italian + orphan + definitely-started-saving-the-world-too-young + big fucking nerd ship. i am nothing if not predictable

[babyloveparkner]

her weird, wonderful brother

a sequel to a primer for the small weird loves. part 2 in the limericks and love songs and letters series.

5 times that Emma Keener learns something new about her brother plus 1 time she realizes that he’s still the same Harley that she grew up knowing and loving.

he’s gay

he goes to college in new york

he has a boyfriend named peter

he reads and writes poetry

he worries a lot

and, of course:

when he loves, it’s with everything he has

ft. harley’s sister growing up and realizing that maybe him suddenly moving to a different part of the country despite only being fifteen probably matters more than their mom originally let on, an outside perspective of the growth harley has gone through via his time in new york and the love of his support system, and a peek into the future—including some moments from harley and peter’s wedding.

first chapter (which is what the moodboard is for) is now being written. i am currently planning to have it posted by the end of october.

[thompsborn]

post nwh road trip for all the wrong reasons fic

[bluewlnteroses]

totally obsessed with the idea of peter not realizing his spider sense is acting up not because he's in danger but because he's flustered around his crush

[styob4]

Tony enters the workshop.

Peter and Harley are sitting on the floor, laughing, their faces covered in blood.

Tony: what the fuck is going on?

And then he realizes that they are soulmates.

[sarah-sandwich-writes]

WIP Game

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Thanks for tagging me @jmrothwell!! It's been a hot minute since I've done any games 😅 and as I was putting together my list I realized how many things I have jotted down in my notebook and nowhere else. So oops guess I'll be doing some clean up and organizing soon!

In the order I found them:

Joshua Tree State Park (parkner)

Your Mom Freaked Out (parkner)

Baseball Smut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (parkner)

another time, a different place (I have loved you before) (parkner)

Blue, like don't forget about me (original work)

Not Spider-Man 4: Bring it on Home (harley-centric)

Spider-Man 4: Bring it on Home (spideychelle)

Red, like my bleeding heart in your hand (original work)

Woolen Hollow (original work)

We Were Gods (we were kids) (parkner)

Robot Apocalypse Dream (original work)

Parasite (original work)

Hot air balloon town (original work)

The Chosen One's BFF (original work)

Violet, like these delights (original work)

Apocalypse Story Idea (original work)

Luke's book (Green, like ever?) (original work)

Teddy's book (Rosa, like our roots through the rock?) (original work)

Timeloop lovers (original work)

I have....been working solely on blue for a long time....which has left a lot of time for dreaming up new ideas but not much for working on them.

p-p-pblease send me asks? 🥺

Tagging: whoever sees this and wants to play (I literally have no idea who is open to tag games rn) but also @thegrindingwheel @arionawrites @keenerkey @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see @dummieez if you want?

[webbingpotatoes]

Intro post, or whatever this is

Yeah, I've got no clue what I'm doing. Made this on an impulse, to ramble about my fics (especially as I've just had a major creative breakthrough).

Parkner, Parley, Spiderlad, whatever-you-call it shipper mainly, but I tend not to mind other age appropriate ships. I don't like it, I don't read it, no big deal.

Uhh, most of the stuff I write goes off the rails crazy from the get go. It's all incredibly AU, of the 'everyone has magic or they're a shapeshifter variety'. I'm just sharing my daydreams (and increasingly sleep dreams) with the internet. Or more specifically AO3 and Wattpad. Same difference.

I drew the header image myself (I'm kinda proud of it for a first drawing of any kind in years, ok?) And that's pretty much it, I think.

[rightsforharleykeener]

someone give me a prompt and i'll write a little bit for it please i'm bored of my like,, 7 wips and i can't work on them anymore for a bit

also give me a number 1-7 and i'll give u a bit of one of my wips (please give me ideas / criticisms, etc.)

or i'll give u my headcanons. pls.

[selene-borealis]

I’m kind of surprised with all of the Parkner in this fandom no one’s written a what if Harley was Spider-Man instead of Peter 🤔

[emmedoesntdomath]

harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid 

tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

peter, from across the room: no 

harley:

tony:

harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually. 

[periwinkle-the-11th]

WHAT THE FUCK

[yoooitsemmers]

I love Parkner cause the whole idea of it is:

two feral depressed teenagers who’ve never meet but they’re both the pseudo sons of a billionaire, and one is a southern hospitality flirty chaotic genius, and the other is a dorky oblivious chaotic genius and they both just want to protect each other. The whole concept is amazing to me.

[thompsborn]

tbaf parkner vs wanting to say i love you but not letting themselves say it before they're eighteen bc of their promise to each other vs the relief of finally saying it: two 5+1 fics, one from each pov.

[babyloveparkner]

since i’m remembering that this side blog exists, i have a question to ask. y’all know a primer for the small weird loves ?? angsty ass harley centric fic that i wrote in 2020? well i might write a second part to it. or maybe a few extra parts, because i have a few ideas.

i can’t edit the poll but alternatively just thought: make harley’s sister pov a 5+1 type of fic that also includes her attending a primer!verse parkner wedding?

[clo-thespin]

thinking about writing a parkner fic..

first idea that came to mind was peter coming into tony's lab in his suit and harley's there (and the two teens don't know about each other) and harley gets spooked and shoots peter with the potato gun.

lmao