#patrick and squidward are my favs

[paigeyssims2004]

spunch bop and his her friends⚓🌊🌺

(I would put credits but used way too many CC so...Thank you CC creators for making it possible to make these mfs)

[mars-ipan]

WHAT IS RHIS SPUNCH BOB VIDEO ON YOUR STRAW PAGE IM PEEING I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A RICKROLL

PFPFHH OKAY SO . THERE’S THIS REALLY BAD ONCE-LOST MEDIA BLINK 182 SPONGEBOB COVER. WHICH IS WHAT THAT VIDEO IS INSPIRED BY. AND IT’S ONE OF MY FAV VIDEOS EVER

[f4ggydog]

this is a very important question, what’s the best spongebob character? personally i’d have to say squid ward. he was the most relatable character on that show

I know Squidward is the most obvious answer and the answer everyone probably picks (THO A VERY JUSTIFIED ANSWER) but for me personally my fav is Patrick. no one can compete with that pink star in my eyes

[stawpny]

“oh brother this guy STINKS!”

anyways, ts been like a month 😭

how y’all doing?

you guys deserve hcs, it’s been too long

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-York’s fav musicals are Hamilton, Mean Girls, Heathers, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, SpongeBob, dear Evan Hansen and every other musical that has ever existed. (the SpongeBob the musical soundtrack slaps so unironically hard)

-^ ppl who I think he would play: Alexander Hamilton or Burr, Damian (he would play a killer Regina too), JD, SpongeBob (or plankton or squidward, can’t choose)

-doesn’t know half the time what he’s doing and why he’s there. he’s just.. there.

-is always shaking no matter what. Exhausted or ecstatic, always shaking.

-has 10 cats, treats them like children. when he goes to bed, they all just pile on, one after the other. (likes them better than his actual kids, but he doesn’t say nothing)

-If York ever did a musical, I feel like Cal would be like the best friend or second to the role. (Ex: Janis and Damian, Hamilton and Lauren’s, Plankton and Karen or SpongeBob and Patrick.)

[I’ll stop with the musical stuff now 😭]

-Jersey knows practically every song from every musical from York forcing him to be his duo. (I lied)

-has a weird obsession with birds.

-found a bald eagle, named her Betty (she’s loud and proud. also attacks him a lot)

-found an blujay, named him Mordecai

-Jersey found a raccoon, gave it to York, named it Rigby (ofc)

-Listens to TV girl, Weezer, Mitski, Taylor, Laufey, Olivia, Kanye West, Tyler, the creator, and others like that. doesn’t have a defined music taste (js like me fr)

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uhh heyy?

well anyways, I hope you liked these

I was planning to make this the week after midterms but uhh, I guess I forgot

it’s like 3 weeks after I think now

ily guys <3

(the tortured poets department?! I started punching my sister (out of happiness) when I heard the announcement)

[disneybuddy]

fav patrick star lines

Off the top of my head?

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm... I'm TELLING ON YOU!"

"The ceiling is right, Squidward. You're not a very good employee."

"See you at the Krusty Krab, ha ha!" (Ice cream truck turns away from the Krusty Krab) "Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"HAHAHAHA! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!"

"Whoever's the owner of the white sedan... you left your lights on."

"HAHAHA! HAHAHA! IT'S A GIRAFFE! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!"

"I don't tell YOU how to live YOUR life!"

[glittter-vamp]

What episode of SpongeBob is your fav? Mine is the one where they sell the chocolate 😂😂

That's an iconic one! but my favorite is the one where spongebob and patrick play in that box and its pissing squidward off because they have these insane dramatic sound affects due to their "imagination" but its just them two in the empty box sitting there.

I watched that episode the other day and forgot how good it was 😂

[n-a-gindustries]

I JUST REALIZED I GAVE PLANKTON TWO EYES OH MY GOD.

um. anyways. spongebob sketch page 🧽

(some close ups under cut!)

[steepeler]

I absolutely love squid noir, it’s such a creative episode idea and squidward’s narration was YES

I used to write fanfics all the time and my favorite plots always had something to do with detectives

LOOK AT THEM

[thelosthighway]

Workin on my version of spongebob!

Pat is very similar to the musical version simply bc I love him <3 Patrick is covered in lots of lil dots which I have translated into acne ! I also kept his tv show shorts bc they are cool, but changed his facial hair into a lil beard and have him an earring. (He/him)

Spongebob, again, is very similar to the show outfit wise, as it’s his v iconic look. I’ve translated his sponge spots into vitiligo and his spikey hair is to make him look more square. (He/they/she)

My version of Squidward has a shaved head which he dyes to be a dark turquoise colour as that is his fav . I thought the “squid being/ 6 leg having” part could translate well into having many prosthetic legs which probably won’t actually be seen much as he wears trousers lol. (He/him? Or he/they)

[cole-medderz]

cartoongate! (started by @theminionjcfucked)

I don't want to be basic but you don't understand... I've yet to meet a more spongebob engulfed child than myself. I had pajamas, furniture (that mini tv), posters, stuffed animals, toys, clothes, bed sheets and blankets, and a spongebob nickname on my baseball team so that's naturally my favorite show growing up. one of my hidden talents/fun facts is I can literally recite the entire 2003 movie line for line.... y'all I was obsessed.

I still fall asleep to seasons 1-7 on paramount+! it's such a comfort to me

my fav characters: squidward (pls he's a sassy artistic gay), karen, patrick, plankton saying i'll remember you all in therapy

my fav episode: I have so many but the ones that come to mind are shanghaied (s2e13), wet painters (s3e10), missing identity (s3e18)

[mikejudge]

first time Talking on this blog but thoughts on patrick star show premiere: i enjoyed it! i liked the second segment better than the first, the first one was kind of all over the place. i like squidina as a main character, i'm always happy to have more main girl characters in spongebob! and the gags like the porpoise/purpose i enjoyed and i like seeing spongebob and squidward as teens. the show is definitely more goofy but less expressive- which isn't a bad or good thing just an observation.

i wasn't expecting to see plankton but his commercial was my fav part of the first segment. you can tell everyone had a lot of fun making this . however, the show hasn't convinced me that Patrick can really hold a show on his own as the main character. but it's far too early for me to have any strong opinions on this show.

[spongebob-connoisseur]

My fav part of kamp koral is the fact that sandy, patrick and spongebob are a trio like in the musical and they all share the same bunk. I knew they were really close friends in the show but spongebob spends most of the time at work so I'm really hoping kamp koral could show more of their friendship adventures also Squidward is the kind of guy who bosses everyone just because he's older even though he's only older by a year lol

You're right! I hasn't noticed it was similar to the musical in that way but yes!

We don't have much episodes as of recent seasons where it's spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy just hanging out. We had a handful in earlier seasons but it slowly diminished.

Some more recent Sandy episodes, she's usually just dragging around two idiots. They don't feel equal as they used to be (sponge and Pat are two idiots but they still have their moments that balance it out)

I liked watching their friend trio in kamp koral. A lot of people complained how it goes against the canon but I don't care (and plus they've explained it) it gave us more friend trio moments than the actual og tv show which is something.

I know kamp koral is a mini series but I'd like to see more too!

And you're right! Squidward is that kid who thinks he's superior to others because he's a couple of months older. Let alone a year. Mans probably thinks he's all that for being a smidget older than them. It doesn't help that sponge thinks squidward is all amazing and super cool and interesting person. Helps boost the ego lol

One of my favorite moments of kamp koral is kidferatu and the night campers. I'm a sucker for any spooky themed episode. Plus it reminds me of the night patty which was a really great episode imo

[goldenroutledge]

um I LOVE SPONGEBOB

ME TOO BESTIE!!! my fav episode since i was a kid has been the one where spongebob patrick and eventually squidward are stranded together and then a plane drops a big feast for them 😭 but squidward refuses to eat with them and starts cooking a bug

[punishedvenomsnake]

squidward tentacles

Squidward Tentacles

fav thing: his innate beauty, his sex appeal

least fav thing: how he treats my little sponny kins (spongebob)

fav line: "God fucking dammit Spongebob you fucking goddamn cunt" (S9E10)

brOTP: hot take but patrick. they have such a deep and powerful friendship and its a shame it never gets touched upon again

OTP: Hehe *blushes* this one's kiiinda random but Plankton >//w//< they obviously have such a deep and caring relationship and its such a shame that they never touched on it past season 10...

nOTP: Spongebob. Squidward is often shown as abusive and hateful towards my little Spongy kins and it's really upsetting to watch >_<

random headcanon: Squidward works for the Russian Mafia

unpopular opinion: regular squidward is better looking than "handsome squidward" .-.

song i associate with them: Because I Got High

fav pic:

[my-smial]

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[superbatson]

sandy cheeks!! (she's my fav from the spongebob musical)

How I feel about this character

i love her so much, always have always will. honestly, i loved her in the cartoon and i love her even more now. we need all the strong female characters in this show.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

- spongebob squarepants- patrick star

My non-romantic OTP for this character

sandy & squidward bc they can be bi pals!

My unpopular opinion about this character

i headcanon her as bi, but i see a lot of people view her as a lesbian

yeah that’s it

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon

romantic sandy/spongebob. i highkey shipped it since i watched the cartoon as a kid.

(that episode where she and sb almost got married? amazing.)

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