#paul dano headcannons

[echoinggrimreaper]

Okay, genuine question for the batman 2022 fandom, when did we all decide that dano! Riddler smokes, cuz I've seen some killer fanart with this hc and I legit can't remember if anything in cannon referred to it...

[mossyteacup]

okay this headcannon is gonna crack my skull in half if I don't share it:

so basically, i love The Batman movie...but I don't like how they portrayed the Riddler. Paul Dano is a phenomenal actor (this is not a reflection on his skill, just the direction the writers + director took.) He's usually depicted as sleek, intellectual, like a goofier version of Moriarty. I love how his aesthetic contrasts Joker's more messy, chaotic style.

But then my brother said something that blew my mind...

What if in the next movie, Joker helps shape the Riddler into the more put together, stylish, intellectual from the comics?

I immediately imagined a scene where there's like a Met Gala going on and obviously Bruce is invited. Little does he know, Joker and the Riddler have broken out of Arkham and the Joker has planned this event to debut the Riddler after he 'rebrands' him. And then we get this EPIC villain entrance with Joker and Riddler at the top of the stairs, Joker in a snazzy but very clownish suit and Riddler in his semi-comic accurate suit with the question mark cane and bowler hat!!!

HOW AWESOME WITH THAT BE

Please Matt Reeves use my idea. I don't care if you credit me or not PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[chipsxsalsa]

Stoner Riddler headcannons:

(Tw: Drug use, Implied past addiction)

-Eddie’s actually been smoking weed for a while. He first used it when he was 12, but started using heavily around age 17- long story short, drop withdrawals are not fun and weed kept his cravings in check.

-He doesn’t like blunts or joints because it reminds him too much of sneaking around the orphanage and looking for a smoking hole. He’ll hit them, sure, but it’s not his go-to by any means.

-He has a pax vaporizer he absolutely swears by. It took him a while to save up the money, but he thinks it was absolutely worth it. He loves saving the avb and attempting to ‘cook’ with it- that is, making whatever concoction necessary to increase the bud’s potency.

-On the rare occasion he’s stuck on a problem of some kind, he’ll smoke a little to get a more out-of-the-box-type answer.

-Eddie is absolutely obnoxious while high. He’ll laugh at literally anything in existence, especially the local news.

-He started smoking more after he came up with his Riddler persona. It helped him to overcome his fears associated with live-streaming and made him embrace a more hedonistic side of himself.

-It also helped him to comedown from other drugs.

-He absolutely loves Sativa strains! Honestly, he’ll smoke anything that will keep him up and help him focus on his plans. Jack Herer, Green Crack, and White Widow are his go-tos.

-He gets most of his more creative ideas while high. For instance, the rat-face-torture-trap was designed during a baked rerun of the Saw franchise.

-He’s not a chronic smoker though. Usually he’ll only smoke to get through a long night or put his crippling anxiety at ease for once. Overall, he’ll smoke maybe once or twice a week.

-It’s cliche, but sometimes he wishes he had another friend to smoke with. He wonders how his life would be different had he made friends with the “stoners” in college. Looking back, offering a hit off a joint might have made them overlook how much of an awkward weirdo he was. It’s another regret that manifests into his desire for revenge.

-He uses weed more as a tool than anything. It’s another means to an end, an enhancer that brings him closer to avenging the unheard in Gotham City.

[ingrid-said-no]

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Edward Nashton

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halloween with him

him with an S/O who crochets

Star Wars

chess match

extra cream

definitely not apple juice

coat stealing

[hooded-hawks]

me if headcannoning paul dano characters as queer was illegal

[cannedbeefaroni]

Paul Dano as Keith Gill sex headcannons???

i havent watched dumb money yet but i've seen gifs. i wanna suck on his tits and spank his fat badonkadonk real fucking hard.

[a1exandr6]

        🔪        ALEXANDRA “LEXI” JADE RILEY está de volta a cidade, é uma dos dezesseis e todos a conhecem como THE FINAL GIRL. em 2009 quando ainda morava em UPTOWN, aos DEZOITO anos, era conhecida por ser GENEROSA e TEIMOSA. hoje, aos TRINTA E TRÊS anos, ela é uma PROFESSORA DE EDUCAÇÃO INFANTIL, que as pessoas descrevem como EMPÁTICA e ARISCA.

       do you wanna know about the deal i'm making?

❝   você é como uma praga, uma erva daninha extremamente difícil de remover. não importa o que aconteça, você é sempre salva pelo gongo ou no último momento a vida te traz de volta por meio de um deus ex machina. devil's kettle não te vê desta forma, você é a gêmea boa, a típica garota americana. você é a irmã que deu certo, o orgulho do seus pais, do seu irmãozinho, dos seus professores, dos seus amigos... tão boazinha, tão perfeitinha, tão... tão sonsa! quando seus amigos começaram a morrer, é claro que você quis bancar a durona, o alicerce do grupo, sempre tão desconfiada. o seguro morreu de velho e você fugiu, achando que se livrou de mim. será que você continuaria nesse pedestal se soubesse que usei você para matar o seu irmãozinho ? você ficaria feliz por finalmente ser uma filha única ou é hipócrita demais para admitir que também é uma pessoa ruim? não tente me esquecer, um hora ou outra nós iremos nos acertar.   ❞

headcannons

a família riley habita a cidade de devil’s kettle há pelo menos 60 anos. vindo de salem, massachusetts, thomas riley foi o primeiro médico geral a se mudar para o local, levando consigo sua esposa e seus cinco filhos. seis décadas depois, a família riley ainda habitava em devil’s kettle fazendo parte de sua “elite”.

vivienne riley, uma das descendentes de thomas, formou-se em administração e turismo em saint paul, retornou a devil’s kettle e casou-se com john bessette, que assumiu o sobrenome riley. john era filho do reverendo da cidade, que anos depois assumiu a posição de líder espiritual de seu pai e vivienne administrava os negócios de sua família. no ano em que os gêmeos nasceram, fundaram o mizpah hotel para atender a demanda dos pacientes mais financeiramente confortáveis do novo hospital geral.

alexandra, ou lexi como é chamada desde o nascimento, cresceu de forma confortável no lado bom da cidade. ela era uma garota comum, com a diferença de ter passado parte de sua infância morando no hotel da família. era bastante alegre, sempre rodeada de amiguinhos e de seu irmão gêmeo. irmão cujo lexi não poderia ser mais diferente.

aos cinco anos de idade, em um momento de distração de seus pais, alexandra foi atropelada por uma caminhonete enquanto caminhava pela rua. saiu sem sequer um arranhão e aquela foi a primeira vez de muitas em que lexi teve sua vida por um triz saindo ilesa. após isso aconteceram acidentes de carro, quase afogamento, vazamentos de gás e outros infortúnios em que alexis era salva pelo gongo.

enquanto lexi era boazinha, odiava confrontar os pais, os obedecia e simplesmente não conseguia dizer não, THE STONER era desafiador e livre. ela desejava ser como ele, mas sempre que se rebelava aconteciam milhares de chantagens emocionais que a faziam retornar a estaca zero. seus pais a amavam tanto, sua mãe a adorava, porque ela iria desapontá-los pensando por si mesma?

frequentava a igreja todos os domingos, ajudava seu pai durante o sermão, era presidente do grêmio, virgem, frequentava festas, mas jamais ficava bêbada, não fumava, tirava boas notas, era babá (às vezes de forma gratuita) para seus vizinhos e conhecidos, controlava os danos das festas de seu irmão, era monitora de verão do camp lover’s lake e simplesmente a maior sortuda de todos os tempos.

não deu atenção a lista, tinha seus afazeres e obrigações naquele dia. pegadinha nenhuma chamaria sua atenção. quando THE SCHOLAR morreu lexi se chocou, recusou-se a acreditar de imediato que quem quer que tivesse feito aquela lista falava sério.

passou então a observar a todos, precisava se certificar que se tratava de uma infeliz coincidência. foi quando THE FUCKBOY morreu que o pesadelo de alexandra de fato começou. eles podiam se bicar e ter uma amizade diferente, mas ele ainda era uma das pessoas mais próximas de lexi, alguém que ela confiava. ele era seu amigo e havia morrido de forma brutal. alexandra sofreu intensamente e se recusava a aceitar que ele havia “a deixado”.

os próximos meses de horror fizeram de lexi uma pseudo detetive, fez o que podia dentro de suas limitações de adolescente de 18 anos e falhou. o que a perturba até os dias de hoje, já que sabe que o desfecho de seu irmão seria diferente.

saiu da devil’s kettle mantendo contato apenas com seu irmão gêmeo e um novo nome: riley prescott. decidiu cursar faculdade em winnipeg no canadá e lá formou-se em pedagogia. especializou-se em educação infantil e partiu para frança, onde morou nos anos seguintes.

mudava-se de cidade sempre que podia, não confiava em ninguém e podia contar nos dedos o número de amigos que fez. dormia sempre com uma pistola debaixo de seu travesseiro e uma faca em sua gaveta. fez aulas de tiro, defesa pessoal, se tornou faixa preta em carate e jiu jitsu. se tornando até instrutora particular de alguns de seus pequenos alunos.

a morte de THE STONER foi um baque inesperado para alexandra. ela sequer sabia que o irmão havia voltado a cidade, portanto se chocou a ponto de desmaiar por alguns minutos quando informada. novamente ela estava só, quem seria ela sem sua outra metade? ela nunca havia existido sem ele.

ainda não chorou desde que recebeu a notícia, tudo que lexi pensa é uma forma de acabar com aquilo de uma vez por todas e está determinada em caçar o assassino. nem que isso signifique sua própria morte.

conexões

THE FUCKBOY: amigos desde as fraldas que em algum momento da o início da adolescência decidiram compartilhar experiências. são notavelmente diferentes, muitos sequer entendem como a amizade de ambos prevalece mesmo com a personalidade forte de THE FUCKBOY e a impaciência de THE FINAL GIRL com o mesmo. no final da noite, ambos sempre estavam se beijando em algum canto após brigarem durante o dia.

THE STONER: irmãos gêmeos, o gêmeo "mau" e a gêmea "boa". ela era tudo que os pais sonharam, a boa garota e ele era apenas o filho que eles tinham. a relação da família nunca foi a das melhores, sendo um ambiente tóxico para ambos que em muitos momentos incitava a rivalidade entre os irmãos. durante alguns momentos da infância, THE STONER desejou ser THE FINAL GIRL, admirada e a filha de ouro de seus pais; por outro lado, THE FINAL GIRL desejou ser THE STONER, espírito livre e destemido.

THE CHEERLEADER: os opostos se atraem e por isso THE CHEERLEADER era a melhor amiga de THE FINAL GIRL. enquanto uma tinha a popularidade em sua mente e achava que o mundo era como o ensino médio de devil's kettle, a outra era a típica garota boa que sorria para velhinhos e cuidava do filho de seus vizinhos nos finais de semana. muitos se questionavam como uma menina aparentemente doce, como THE FINAL GIRL, conseguia ser amiga de alguém tão arrogante quanto THE CHEERLEADER. seria THE FINAL GIRL uma garota má ou THE CHEERLEADER uma garota boa?

[imagine--if]

heya!! i love ur soft yandere riddler imagines and was wondering if u could write general relationship hcs for eddie being full soft yandere with the reader 😍😍 thanks sm!

A/N: Soft!Yandere Eddie Nashton is perf I love him 💚

Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: Mentions of violence and stalking, obsessive loving Riddler behaviour 🥰

•♡ I swear, once Edward's met you and had you pay attention to him and smile warmly... that's it. You've infected his mind forever, and he just has to have you

•♡ Before you start properly dating, there's gonna be Eddie familiarising himself with you through the internet and socials, then through hacked cameras here and there... he doesn't exactly want to invade your privacy, but he likes knowing your safe and seeing that beautiful face to light up his day

•♡ Everything about you is just so perfect and angelic to Edward Nashton, and it's a wonder to him that someone as pure and pretty as you has ended up amongst the scum and vermin in Gotham... but no, it makes sense, because he lives in Gotham too and you two were always meant to be!

•♡ Eddie's love is so deep and obsessive that it can even overwhelm him at times. Like, he'll be killing some thug who decided to get up in your face the other night in his Riddler gear, and the fantasy of you thanking him and hugging and kissing him for his work literally makes him hyperventilate under his mask, and he has to calm down or he'll end up passing out lmao

•♡ He'll be as patient as he can before deciding to make his love known to you, most likely by getting you to his apartment and pouring out his feelings so you'll be paying attention to him fully

•♡ So assuming that you don't reject the Riddler's affections, he'll be ecstatic, honestly can't believe it's happening, that he doesn't have to daydream and imagine you two being together like soulmates are supposed to be when you're right here, all his!!

•♡ Eddie's pretty touch-starved and hasn't had proper romantic relationships before you, so any ounce of affection you give him... he's an absolute mess, whimpering and whining as he nuzzles happily into your touch and moves against you when you stop because he loves the feeling

•♡ Especially if you're playing with his hair or running your fingers lightly up and down his skin, it makes him shivery and flushed

•♡ This guy's pretty vocal and doesn't bother trying to suppress the moans that escape him when you're kissing or cuddling tightly

•♡ Anyone would think you're doing... you know, something else, when all you've done is kiss him and he won't shut up lol

•♡ You know about everything with the orphanage, and when you tell Edward about yours, he sees it as a sign of trust and bonding and he's so giddy

•♡ You have Eddie's attention whenever you want it. As soon as you call his name softly when he's scribbling in a puzzle book, he'll look right up at you with hopeful eyes behind his glasses

•♡ He's really, really protective and quite possessive, so if anyone makes you uncomfortable in the slightest and he gets to hear of it, that person won't be alive the next morning, and a new video will be added to the Riddler's streams

•♡ The videos will be extra violent and tormenting since Edward is jealous and thoroughly annoyed by how the person dared to disrespect you, and the followers drink it up with comments like, "bitch thats what you get for messing with riddlers queen" and "kill the pig, worship the goddess 😍"

•♡ No joke there, they're as respectful to you as they are to the Riddler himself and so you've got random followers around Gotham that will willingly watch your back or do things at your or Eddie's request

•♡ The Riddler's followers have heard a lot about you (obviously), and are Edward's eyes and ears when he needs them to make sure you're okay when it gets late and you're out or not with him or something

•♡ I'm not joking when I say that he sees you as a completely ethereal, beautiful being, and the obsessive Polaroids and rambles in his journals and random items of clothing and trinkets around Ed's room of you proves his devotion and adoration

•♡ He reminds you a lot that everything he's doing, he's doing for you, because an angel such as yourself can't live in a nasty, dirty city, can they?

•♡ I feel like Eddie likes babying you sometimes, being all mushy and clingy, which usually occurs late at night or in the mornings, because he gets to wake you up with loving kisses and whispers or soothe you to sleep fondling you delicately

•♡ An example of babytalk is a bunch of pet names and rambling, like, "My darling, my angel, my muse... aren't you just perfect, sweetheart? You look in the mirror and tell me we don't fit together like little puzzle pieces together like this...! Of course we do!! Awh, you're smiling- keep smiling, always, for me-"

•♡ I was gonna continue but realised I was writing a long-ass paragraph so I'll stop with the dialogue for a sec lmao

•♡ There are times when you have to ask him to shift back a little when his face is literally in yours and you can't breathe hehe

•♡ He gets all blushy and apologetic, but he can't get enough of the warmth and softness and loves enveloping himself in you

•♡ Edward gets extremely agitated when he can't see or touch you for long periods of time, and loses his patience with anyone that isn't you easily until he can relax when you're back together

•♡ He loves teaching you how to solve puzzles and riddles and stuff, because when you do Ed sees it as really hot and your cleverness is gorgeous to him - you can bond over what he's known for and best at!! One more thing to bond over?? He's interested!

•♡ I suppose it could feel invasive at times when Eddie wants to be around you constantly and know as much as he can about your past and just every little detail about your heavenly self, but he doesn't want to be invasive, he just wants to be as close to you as possible

•♡ You're the only one that can calm him down when he's having a tantrum about a riddle gone wrong or an awful flashback or something, and Edward's always thankful and relieved when he's woken gently from nightmares and all

•♡ No one's ever loved him like this before, and he cherishes any bit of attention he gets from you like they're slices of heaven... because they are

•♡ Eddie tells you he loves you constantly, feeling the need to remind you through any means possible

•♡ "I love you, sweet baby... and you love me too, right? Mm... it makes me so happy when you say that- never stop saying that, ever, ever..."

•♡ So Edward being the soft yandere that he is would never hurt you physically or mentally because he hates the thought of that. He just wants to love and protect you forever, prove to the world you're meant to be and gives you anything and everything you want to show it 💚

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[danowh0re]

i loved ur klitz crushing on goth!reader hcs <3 could u pls do dwayne crushing on (not goth) gn!reader hcs?? tysm ily

ᴅᴡᴀʏɴᴇ ᶜʳᵘˢʰⁱⁿᵍ

He does a lot of shoulder touching.

Drawing them from afar, them being a inspiration on his realism drawings

Gets all blushy when they both make eye contact.

Sending them little notes but always signing it was anomonous

Listens to y/n's conversations that they have with other people, hoping they'll talk about something that they like/love. Personality is the only thing he cares about, looks are just a bonus

Tries his hardest to put himself out there, asking if they wanna go out to get a coffee or something like that but always saying the words "as friends"

He friendzones himself- regretting everything that he says

Doesn't seem to talk really- when he gets the chance to talk to y/n. Just loving the sound of their voice and wanting to talk to him in general.

He talks to his friends about them a lot-

^ accidently letting out secrets about them and threatening his friends if they say a single thing to someone else

Over compliments them- pointing out everything that their wearing

He's like- instantly comfortable around them, sometimes accidentally oversharing

Once he gets their phone number he texts back instantly, cause he has too much free time sksksksks

He touches their arm whenever he talks to them. Awkwardly chuckling always

He feels more confident in himself, knowing he wants to impress someone :)

And makes sure to make it clear that he's single and ready to mingle ;)

ᵗᵃᵍˢ~

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[mrs-march-ahs]

Dwayne’s Relationship with a Germophobe Reader ☽

ʇnɯs ou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇnq +8⇂ sı ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ

hello.

this is completely self-indulgent.

enjoy!

(or don't, some people are normal lol)

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▸Dwayne isn’t particularly touchy, so he’s okay with it at first

▸You and Dwayne have a relationship that’s mostly built on the connection you have: aka the conversations you have and the mutual interests you have

▸As well as the interests you don’t both have (That boy talks to you about jets and planes absolutely all the time)

▸Dwayne didn’t even really think about you being a germophobe at first, because he didn’t think it would affect his life or your relationship much

▸But the more you started to come over to his room and his house, the more he learned your behavior and your expressions

▸He could tell when you weren’t fully comfortable somewhere, and he hated it

▸He wanted you to be as comfortable around him as he physically could, so if he knew you came over he would open the windows to air his room out so it felt cleaner

▸He could tell how you reacted to little things so well, so he started doing more. Before he invited you over he would change his best sheets and wipe down a few surfaces

▸He loved seeing you comfortable, so he started inviting you more and more. You would sit on his bed together and just talk for hours. Maybe if you were nice and relaxed together, you’d play some cards or some games together and chat

▸It honestly took a short while for Dwayne to want more from the relationship, but he didn’t want to stress you out or push you out of your comfort zone. He wants to be your comfort zone

▸Once when you were hanging out, sitting on the bed like usual, Dwayne just passed you the controller to his Wii to choose the next Mario Kart track. You picked up the controller and paid your focus on the screen, noticing out of the corner of your eye that Dwayne left the room. You flick through the maps idly, bored of playing. Dwayne, on the same page as you, returns to the room shortly with nervous steps and sits close to you. You look at him, wondering where the worry in his face came from. Slowly, but without warning, Dwayne picks up your hand and intertwines your fingers. You sit still, feeling his cold and slightly damp hand. Though the feeling makes your heart race, you aren’t sure why.

“Is… that okay?”, he quietly asks, as though he may scare you off. He impatiently waits for your reply, and when it doesn’t come within the next seconds, he takes his hand off yours. He wipes his hand on his jeans and looks down at the rips on his knees.

You gently took his cold hand from his leg and intertwined your fingers the way they was.

“I like it”

Dwayne smiles and curls his fingers around your hand tighter, warming up at the way your glistening eyes look up at him, white reflections of the light making you look enchanting. He looks away from you, trying to hide his soft smile, but you see it anyway.

▸Holding hands quickly became a regular thing to do

▸Dwayne was adorable and very attentive and would quickly rush to go wash his hands so that you could get closer. He would always carry around hand sanitizer in case you wanted to hold hands in public

▸All the habits that he did to make you feel better really rubbed off on him, and he generally became really clean and tidy to please you

▸Even though you would never ask for it, it was really heart warming to see the effort

▸One day after a whole day of hanging out, your pants would walk to your car after being at his house to go home and Dwayne would of course walk you to your car

▸He would stand at the car and open the door for you, but first, he’d gently put his finger under your chin to look at him

▸Because Dwayne was always so open to taking things slow, the fact that he wanted to kiss you made your palms sweaty

▸You looked up at him, trying to telepathically tell him that you weren’t sure, before he leaned it

▸When his soft lips pressed against yours, you froze

▸But after just a second of the feeling, warm waves shot through your body

▸All you tasted was toothpaste

▸Your head was gently rested against his fingers, and his other hand slid on your waist

▸He was too hesitant to do more, so he slowly pulled away, his lips leaving yours with a quiet smooch

▸You looked up at him so happy, that he was so thoughtful and so considerate to you that he would constantly put the extra effect in to make you feel comfortable

▸You pulled him in and kissed

▸For a while

▸ <3

▸When it came to having sexy time, Dwayne definitely suggested showering together first before doing anything more

▸It took a short while to get comfortable enough to do much, but Dwayne was very understanding and held your hand every step of the way

▸Because while your actions were controlled by fear, his actions were controlled by love

*＊✿❀○❀✿＊*

𝓉𝒶𝑔𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝑜𝒷𝑜𝒹𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒾 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝓃𝑜 𝓉𝒶𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉

𝓁𝒶 𝒹𝒾 𝒹𝒶

[constellationsatnight]

RANDOM JAY(okja) HEADCANONS

i could’ve kept going. i have had this in my notes for over a month and been adding stuff whenever i think about it.

warnings: swearing, mentions of animal cruelty (?), mentions of throwing up? idk

- jay is a neat freak. i don’t know why he gives me the vibe to just not be able to stand untidy and dirty things

- he irons all of his clothes, even his underwear.

- he comes from a wealthy background. my main man be talking like a boomer and wearing armani suits on his illegal activist missions, he grew up rich.

- absolutely hates that.

- he wears the suit because he likes to get ready with his 36 step routine and feels like the ALF really is his workplace so he gets ready as if he worked a 9-5.

- is punctual. like it’s creepy how punctual he is. never late never early.

- studied finances and political science

- got into animal rights because of a girl he wanted to hook up with and after hearing her talk for two hours he ditched her to start an animal protection organisation in his college

- there were three people at his first protest. two of them were his friends. the other one was an exchange student who liked him.

- but he didn’t give up, and flooded the cafeteria with red paint as a symbol for the massacre of animals.

- he went vegan in two days, threw out all of his leather/wool clothing

- got sick when he started to be vegan because you shouldn’t completely change your diet overnight.

- passed out twice a day but persevered because mans has passion

- also he’s, in a way, rebelling against his upbringing.

- he’s a white man after all.

- he gets in the ALF without being recruited.

- he literally just finds them and decided he was going to be a part of it.

- they were fine with it.

- he insists on creating his own team, going out and recruiting members himself.

- that’s why the team is a little bit distant from the main ALF

- he doesn’t care.

- he drinks his coffee very dark. mostly espresso, usually a double.

- drinks it like a shot.

- he actually prefers tea but will not say it to anyone.

- when he has a day off he likes to go to rescue shelters and volunteer because he actually doesn’t take days off ever.

- used to have a lisp.

- idk why but i think as a kid he did and he was so self aware that he insisted on going to a speech therapist every single day until it went away.

- that’s why he speaks very softly

- he is actually controlling all of his mouth muscles.

- (y’all idk this is very specific)

- moving on.

- hates kids. but he is surprisingly good with them.

- he’s the type of guy to be like ew a kid and then not talk to a single adult and play with said kid for two hours.

- until stains happen. he goes home then.

- first time an animal he was trying to save died he cried for two days.

- hasn’t cried since

- it kind of confirmed everything for him and he wasn’t going to waste even tears because of industrial farming

- one time he accidentally ate ham.

- threw up because his body was so unused to meat.

- but he felt so disgusting he didn’t eat for three days

- realised he really was not an effective and whole human being when he was starving (duh)

- so now he never goes on hunger strikes

- surprisingly good cook when he has time

- the hardest thing to quit in his diet were eggs

- he’s an annoying little bitch and i love him for it.

[lluvrgrll]

Dwayne Hoover x reader HC’s

Dwayne hates everyone, but you of course..

Dwayne doesn’t like to admit it but you quite literally are the only exception. He would never do anything someone asked him to without some bargaining but you could ask him to do something and he wouldn’t even think of saying no to you

Dwayne often has a hard time with physical affection but he feels comfortable around you.. You could say he’s overly affectionate with you even.

^^ after a long day of dealing with his family he’ll invite you over and just cuddle next to you. He lays his head on your chest and lets you play with his hair.

^^ in public he’ll try to act like he isn’t affectionate but he’ll always hold your hand and give you hugs.. when he thinks no one is around he’ll lay his head on your shoulder while hugging and when you try to let go he’ll hold you tighter.

Dwayne likes to stay at your house more than his own

^^ sometimes when he’s getting annoyed with his family he’ll come over without even asking his parents or you.

^^ most nights when he’s having a really hard time sleeping he’ll sneak out of his house and come knock on your window. He’ll ask if he could just stay for a little but he almost always ends up staying the night.

Dwayne will make cd’s for you

^^ he’ll tell you the songs on there remind him of you.

^^ some of the songs he’ll put on there are:

high and dry - Radiohead

please, please, please, let me get what I want - the smiths

a lack of color - death cab for cutie

no surprises- Radiohead

where is my mind- pixies

between bars - Elliott Smith

changed (in the house of flies) - deftones

zero- smashing pumpkins

Alison- slowdive

Marigold - Nirvana

^^ he likes watching you reaction to the different songs

he likes taking polaroid pictures of you when you aren’t paying attention

^^ he puts all the pictures he took of you or of you two together above his bed.

^^ he’s favorite ones go in his wallet.. his favorite ones are: one where you are kissing his cheek, one where you’re dancing with olive, one of giving your cat a kiss, and one wear he’s biting your check while your laughing.

he doesn’t like to admit it but he loves when you wear his clothes

^^ he’ll act like he gets annoyed when you wear his clothes but secretly he loves it

^^ his favorite is when you wear his pants, they look so long on you due to him being so tall..

Dwayne loves reading to you

^^ he likes sitting at the park under a tree as he reads to you while you lay on his lap

^^ you don’t even like reading on your own anymore, you’d just much rather have Dwayne read it to you

he is overprotective

^^ Dwayne often feels like your too good for him so when you talk to another guy he feels like you’ll leave him for that guy

^^ he’ll see you talking to another guy and will come up behind you and put an arm around your waist asking what you guys are talking about.. in the moment he’ll say he’s not jealous but later on he’ll cry to you about how he feels like he’s not good enough and you reassure him he is the only one for you.

He buys you stuff alllll the time

^^ anytime he goes out shopping he’ll almost always find something for you.

^^ he’ll say “I was at the store and this reminded me of you, so I had to get it”

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[jamcookies-bakery]

hi omg! could you maybe write some thaddius x gn/m! reader just normal relationship headcanons please? and maybe if you are comfortable with that, include that its a trans masc reader or something like that :)

Yes ofc, also since I’m a trans male this is based off some of my experiences

Thaddius x gn/trans masc reader

He likes it when you get jealous, so you try your hardest not to get easily jealous, but when you see him flirting with a cis male, you can’t help but feel like he likes him more because he’s cis. He makes sure to comfort you and let you know he loves you and only you the most, whether your trans or not.

He loves it when you call him pet names, baby, baby boy, honey, sweetie, love, all of them

You love putting little braids in his hair, and secretly, he loves it too

He sometimes buys shirts a size up, so that when you feel dysphoric you can wear one of his shirts without them being too tight

He likes laying his head on your chest or in your lap when it’s thundering out, it gives him a stronger sense of security

His ideal date night is Chuck E. Cheese or go karting

He loves forehead kisses

He loves matching stuff, matching rings, bracelets, necklaces, nail polish, he loves it all

He likes when you put makeup on him, and if you let him, he’s more than delighted to put some on you

He always keeps a Polaroid picture of you in his wallet

I hope this is good I’m not very good at doing headcannons

Request: https://jambeerry.tumblr.com/post/681895536048160768/request-info

[s3lf-c0ncious]

“Dysfunctional” Jay (Okja) X GN! Reader with Tics

Tics: a compulsive, repetitive sound or movement that are involuntary and difficult to control.

Jay has been on a mission with the ALF for about two weeks, calling you every chance he gets. Which unfortunately isn’t much. He hasn’t been telling you much about the missions he’s on other than a good thing here and a messed up plan there. Your imagination fills in the rest of the pieces to a very dangerous puzzle, it stresses you beyond belief.

Before he left, your tics were pretty controlled, being on a new medication to trial, your attacks have been at an all time low. Once he was gone, the security of knowing he was okay went with him. This added fear of the unknown and what could happen to him was making your tics skyrocket. Unfortunately your job isn’t too happy with this spike in tic activity.

“Hello, *tic* welcome to y/j/h how can, *tic*, can I, *tic*, can I help you today?” You tried to get the sentence out without letting your tics interrupt you much. But you could tell the damage had already began. Even with the “I have Tourette’s” badge you wore, the customer got annoyed with your eye rolling and noise making.

“Can I get a functional employee please? Preferably one that doesn’t disrespect me.”

This had happened on so many occasions that you were completely ready to quit your job. Technically, with Jay’s job you didn’t have to work. Not only was it emotionally rewarding, it was financially as well. But you would feel bad having him pay for everything for you and him. You keep trying to push through without having the comfort of crawling into bed with Jay and telling him all the horrible things people say on the daily. For now, the phone calls every chance he got had to be enough.

You kicked your shoes off at the bottom of the stairs and dragged yourself to your room, ready to hopefully end this day with the sound of Jay’s voice. You laid in bed and grabbed your phone out of your bag, throwing it to the ground. Finding his contact, you clicked it and waited as the phone rang.

It rang for a bit and eventually stopped, he didn’t answer. ‘Maybe he’s just busy? Don’t jump to conclusions…’ you thought, attempting to comfort yourself. You tried again, listening to the annoying ringing of the phone.

Your mind was jumping from thought to thought as a tic almost made you throw your phone. You could feel the electric feeling just before a tic attack. The stress of everyday work and now Jay not answering or texting you all day was getting to you.

Your eyes were twitching, tics were starting to go off every few seconds, making it harder and harder to stay still and hold your phone. You placed it down and tried to find your stuffed animal to hold so you don’t harm yourself.

“Hello? Y/n?”

Finally.

Tics still going off, you were now in the middle of a tic attack when Jay answered the phone.

“Jay! *tic* You *tic* *tic* answered! I *tic* missed you.” You tried to talk but Jay could tell how tired and in pain you were just hearing your voice.

“Baby, it’s okay, I’m sorry I didn’t answer earlier, we were really busy but we’re done now. I have the rest of the day to talk to you.”

You tried to answer him but your tics were starting to hurt, making you tear up.

“I *tic* hate this *tic*.”

“I know, do you have your stuffed animal?” Jay tried to comfort you, but being thousands of miles away was hard when all he wanted to do was cuddle you.

“I *tic* I do,” you pulled your plushie closer to you and held on to it tighter.

Jay was about to say something else when a knock came at his hotel door. He quickly got up and muted his phone. Answering the door, it was another ALF member, just asking if he wanted to join them for a meal.

You were wondering why he went silent, you got a little anxious, “Jay? *tic* What *tic* happened?”

He unmuted himself when the member went away, “Nothing love, everything’s fine. Another member knocked on my door, but everyone okay.”

Your tics started to calm down after about thirty minutes of constant one after another. Jay whispered sweet nothings into the phone, reminding you that he loved you and that it would be over soon.

Finally after about an hour attack, you were completely out of energy.

“Jay?” You whispered, he’d been quiet for a minute.

“Yes, baby? Are you okay?” He perked up when he heard you speak without interruption.

“I’m better now, I’m so tired. I wanted to tell you about my day, but I guess my brain had other plans,” you joked.

Jay chuckled, “That’s okay y/n, if you want, you can still tell me. I’ll be here all night for you.”

Finally feeling a little better, you began telling Jay about all of the stress from your job, and how much you missed his presence.

“Y/N don’t listen to those people, if they can’t read and see that you can’t control it, that’s there problem, baby. There is nothing wrong with you.” His words made you tear up again, this time out of joy that you had the best boyfriend in the world.

“Are you crying baby? Don’t cry, it’s okay,” Jay was so badly worried, he contemplated flying back just to get you. But he knew he wouldn’t be able to forgive himself if anything happened to you on a mission.

You wiped your tears and fondly stared at your phone.

“I really love you Jay.”

“I love you too, Y/N.”

Headcannons:

-Jay would always be there to protect you from anyone who criticizes you for your tics. He doesn’t stand for ableism just as much as he can’t stand animal abuse.

-He’s always buying you new plushies and padding to keep you from hurting yourself during tic attacks or with violent tics.

-Jay always ignores your tics as to not trigger them, but occasionally he laughs at a weird or funny one as long as you’re laughing too!

-Always sure you never miss an appointment for new meds or checkups, he wants his love as healthy as possible.

-Constantly asks if you’re okay and if you need anything, even if he’s overseas and has to ship the item to you.

-Will love you no matter what, of course!

I’ve been wanting to write another fic, this time with a different character, though I do have more ideas for my lovely Klitzy 👀. Send me some requests if you want too! Honestly I wanna get back into writing like back in 2014 💀. Anyways hope you enjoy!

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[short-skirt-longjackett]

Welcome :) It’ll be a pleasure for me to write your ideas

Hello danonation, I decided to contribute to amazing community by writings for Paul Danos lovely characters. I will write sfw and nsfw, the * will indicate if i write smut for them. Pls don’t request smut for people that don’t have the * mark.

characters are assumed +18 unless stated otherwise in their media

The people I will write for it:

Edward Nashton (The Batman) *

Klitz (The Girl Next Door) *

Eli Sunday (There Will Be Blood) *

Dwayne Hoover (Little Miss Sunshine)

Jay (Okja)*

Alex Jones (Prisoners)

Calvin Weir Fields (Ruby Sparks) *

Louis Ives (The Extra Man) *

Brian (Fast Food Nation) *

Thaddius (The Ballad of Jack and Rose) *

For my writing, I will have rules of what to request and what not:

What will I write? -I will do fluff, headcanons, and imagines if requested -headcannons can be sfw and nsfw too! -i will mostly write gn!reader but will do female or male if requested to -gore (mostly in Riddler's case) will be okay to request -consensual non-con will only be written if requested, but only if it is consenual between reader and character -will do fluff and nsfw alphabet if requested

what will i not write? -going back to gore, I will not write you being killed or any character you choose getting killed. -NON-CON IS A NO GO FOR ME- i do not feel comfortable writing anything nonconsenual -obviously as i mentioned before, do not request nsfw with character that do not have the * mark -certain kinks like scat, piss, ageplay will not be written

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy my writing :) pls don’t be afraid to request something <3

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Masterlist

Paul Dano Characters;

Riddler;

Fics;

lol what if u requested smth… haha jk, unless…

Imagines;

lol what if u requested smth… haha jk, unless…

Headcannons;

Yan!Ed x Cooperative!reader

Eli Sunday;

Fics;

lol what if u requested smth… haha jk, unless…

Imagines;

lol what if u requested smth… haha jk, unless…

Headcannons;

lol what if u requested smth… haha jk, unless…

What I will write;

Fluff, angst, smut, pretty much any kinks

What I won’t write;

bodily functions like scat, no raceplay, extreme ageplay, etc.