#paybacks a bitch

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Paybacks A Bitch

[doppelgangem]

With all his knowledge and intrusion, Hannibal could never entirely predict Will.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #155

Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY. 

Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"

Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.

While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.

He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand

However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past

Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"

Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"

It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from. 

They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now

[reiverreturns]

how every recalled top gun graduate really got their callsign according to me:

rooster: absolutely insufferable morning person

hangman: dyslexia incarnate 

phoenix: got blackout hammered once, puked in the bathrooms for ten minutes, and second winded so hard she outdrank her whole squadron

bob: can play guitar but flat out refuses to play anything that isn’t a bob dylan song

payback: it’s a really, really, really bad idea to start a prank war with him. seriously dude don’t

fanboy: star wars nerd of the impassioned ‘han shot first’ variety

coyote: once ran face-first into a glass door like Wile E. Coyote running into one of his own traps

fritz: frequently forgets what he’s saying halfway through a sentence

yale and harvard: each went to the opposite school and still get awkwardly competitive about collegiate football

omaha: has a raging hard on for military history

halo: was the only one who drank when someone said ‘never have i ever bleached my asshole’ and well here we are

[fightzaynfight]

⛓️⚜️𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲⚜️⛓️

i feel like this is exceptionally late, given that payback was over a week ago, but i couldn't pass up an opportunity to draw kevin covered in his own blood. he and sami didn't win on paper, but they did steal the show, which is just as good in my eyes 😎 [alt text available]

[hangmanyoulookgood]

I was reading a book about gay men in the military in WW2 and the author talks a lot about the navy being the queerest branch

Skip ahead 24 hours, I’m rewatching top gun for the millionth time having a realisation that the navy really is the gayest branch of the military

These movies have changed me istg

[jeysuso]

[tkfanz428]

The little Rabbit Bonnie seems to be asleep after another day of tormenting our lovable mouse. Why don’t we give him a little wake up call?

[birgittesilverbae]

THE OCS v SISTER CRIMSON('s left)

WARRIOR NUN (2020-2022) // 1x07 & 1x09

[randomprose]

i love a petty man

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

5x6 | 5x8

[malewifetouya]

Another reason to look forward for season 7:

✨Her✨

[starliteonearth]

Yuji is a better person than me because I would've started mocking Mahito's crying. Fake wailing and dry heaving like that one scene in Midsommar

[dipplinduo]

You, when the Discord gets chaotic: WAIT WAIT LEMME DO SOMETHING, I AM MORALLY OBLIGATED—

I AM C O M P E L L E D-

You, then posting an out of context moment to the public: Behold! My work is complete! Laugh at my friends being silly and ignore the fact that I’m calling them out for their silly behavior! Surely you won’t see me quietly updating my own tags and adding more afterwards!!!

(Context: I asked to be impersonated)

THIS ONE WAS EXTRA PERSONAL BECAUSE YOU KNOW ME LIKE THAT, HUH YOU...

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

never shutting up about william's 'you showed him, babe' look when zeke's at the church dialogue with his cunty 'more than you'; my man was staring at dunleavy all smug like 'see you in the murder trap, bitch'

[pyro-sea]

@kaijus-love-zone get revenge'd >:)