#payrol

[ecowgirl]

over it october. no energy november. defeated december..

[henswilsons]

inspired by a convo w friends

[proctur2024]

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[murderandcoffee]

"mr. bonzo is one of our externals" I'm sorry, is that bitch getting PAID?

[bet-on-me-13]

The Summoner

So! Danny is not the Ghost King.

But he still has a good relationship with a LOT of Powerful and not-so-powerful Ghosts in the Zone. So much so that they have given him their Summoning Circle's with a blanket permission to Summon them any time. Not like they have much else going on...

This all leads to a hilarious situation where Danny can't use his Powers for whatever reason and is forced to Summon his friends for help. In front of a group of Heroes.

He has to explain everything to them, but accidentally convinces them that he has Summoning Magic and the Ghosts are all on his Contract. He also mentions Saving people from Ghosts and the JLA realize that he is a child Hero.

They ask him if he wants to join Young Justice, and Danny hesitantly agrees.

Now Danny is on Young Justice and the entire team thinks that he is a Hero with Ghost Summoning Magic.

And his name isn't Daniel "Commit to the Bit" Fenton for no reason.

[critterbitter]

Meet Ingo’s partner!

The one and only!

A Litwick!

Litwick’s a panic capture and she knows it.

As a firm believer of half the depot agents in BW2 being either ghosts or pokemon (or both), a litwick with vague telepathy isn’t too out of question, me thinks.

Bonus:

Feel free to add any headcannons! This is lawless lands now. (click here for submas masterpost!)

[thankstothe]

[katoska]

"Imagine what happens when a dictator gets access to a time window or a transduction drive. Our technology would tear the world apart."

Yeah, so maybe you... shouldn't have those either?

[lonlonranching]

see a lot of people hyping up the terror and conclave for its miserable and pathetic old man representation, toxic workplace politics, and questionable workplace situationships but might i remind you WHO DID IT FIRST

[violent138]

Jim Gordon, at his wit's end over the GCPD being leakier than a sponge, decides to run a constant one-man misinformation campaign amongst all his officers so that the press and other spies are flooded with leaks of utter nonsense and keeps everyone guessing. It keeps Jim amused when he runs out of cigarettes and it's easier lying to everyone than trying to work out who can be relied upon.

[see-arcane]

Think you might have done a little whoopsie back there, Zerxus buddy

Had to do this since nobody had the decency to meme Luis Carazo's Live Paladin Reaction to realizing he maybe shouldn't have had his little intimate bonding/chivalrous oath moment with the Lord of the Hells. Messages get mixed, you get magically microchipped for Infernal ritual purposes, local devils start getting extra weird about you. It happens.

Reference shots below:

Excellent face journey here

[psygull-arts]

in an extremely self-indulgent move, i'm adding Kit Pike to my currently-untitled Through the Red Door sequel set in 1981. mostly because i think it would be funny to see him and Teigman interact with each other

[artbyblastweave]

So this was a one-and-done beat from Marvel Zombies 4, by Fred Van Lente and Kev Walker, which featured a zombie outbreak in the quote-unquote "regular" Marvel Universe, on the fictional Caribbean island of Taino (not sure if this is a deliberate historical reference or not.) Two panels after being introduced, these three are annihilated by an airborne cloud of zombie virus and stitched together into a shambling monster that rambles about how it fights for Truth, Justice, and the Corporate Way. That's ancillary to the point. Ignore that. What this gets me thinking about again is this concept that I have of Super Hero "Dark Matter" worldbuilding, which is the fact that basically every horrible deconstructive beat, every subversive cynical implication of the existence of superheroes you can think of, everything you'd associate by default with The Boys or Invincible (or, on the lighter end of the spectrum, Astro City,) all of that is probably already canon within the DC and Marvel Universes; canonized in niche little miniseries or cult-classic runs of niche characters. Often, canonized in ways that imply the existence of common, broad dynamics that exist within the world, outside the protagonist-centered provincialism of New York or Gotham or Metropolis; all sorts of shit going on that we don't see until it comes into fleeting contact with Spider-Man's knuckles. In this case, the logic is that if superhumans exist- indeed, if superheroes exist- then superhuman-backed neocolonialism would follow. These three aren't here to protect Taino; they're here to protect a fucking resort from the people of Taino, in the event that the American tourists need to leave in a hurry. They work for Roxxon, which is the by-default evil Marvel corporation, the name they break out whenever they want to quickly signal that they're doing a story about corporate malfeasance; what are the odds that these were the only three like this that Roxxon had on Payroll? The one corporate holding being protected this way? That'd be a hell of a coincidence. You can infer an entire ecosystem of these corporate thugs floating around in the background of Marvel, becoming an explicit presence in ones and twos when Mark Waid or Al Ewing need some vile corporate sellouts for a quote-unquote "real" hero (someone with their name on the cover) to beat within an inch of their life. But you start doing the numbers on how many times this kind of plot beat comes up, and you start to come to the conclusion that the Marvel and DC universes have, in fact, always been exactly as dystopian and fucked up as something like The Boys. It's just that in a single-author dedicated deconstruction, the story is allowed to actually notice and remember.

[captainchilly]

why do they always drop shit like this on a random weekday? girl some of us are employed 😭

[b-eye-sexual]

What if I told you I was cooking

[EDIT: full pic has been posted :3]