#peepaw why are you so pretty I wanna kiss you

[tarutaruga]

madara sketch, also testing out CLIP STUDIO timelapse feature

[rayisalive]

Im gonna bully everyone just for the fact i can, LOVINGLY! /hj

Im abt to make a buncha simps angry /j

**I DO MEAN THIS ALL AS A JOKE-**

Riddle: yknow i would say “hows the ground” but im shorter than him sooooo- ngl him in his dorm uniform be looking like a semi-used tampon-nhe could commit a murder though and u cant see the blood bc of the red though lol. Hes got the boots, the cape, why bot just become a superhero or add some sparkles and become a drag queen idfk

Tr*y: ew. Broccoli head deku ripoff walmart dude with nike ass eyebrows, how ur dad gonna look better than u??? Evil smirk of death, id rather kiss gargamel

Cater: hes addicted to magicam and thats a problem he gonna become a clout chaser instagram bitch (/j) carrot face, should i feed him to judy hopps???

Ace: ✨ nope ✨

Deuce: i dont wanna- uhhhh- dummy but he has an excuse and i respect that- honestly how do i bully him- cant make fun of the chicken egg thing bc i learned it with him-

Leona: lazy? Ew. Furry? Double ew. Smug bitch? Triple ew. Works ruggie to the brim? Quadruple ew. Those shoes? Quintuple ew. That hair? Sextuple ew. Ur bed? Love it but ew probably sweat on it and he too lazy to clean it and u dont wanna make ruggie do it so u can lay on tbe bed nasty bitch.

Ruggie: furry whos addicted to donuts, and probably robbing people. He should be on dr. phil, “Hyena addicted to robbing people” or a dhar mann show “hyena loves robbing people, lives to regret it”

Jack: this is him mid-transformation

Smh /j

Azul: ur a monsterfucker if hes ur fave, arent ya?(unless ur asexual then same hh-) need more corruption, need more businessman, need more capitalism. Also need more purple hair dye for yall to be calling his hair purple in fanfics its moreso periwinkle, specifically periwinkle silver(/j no need to be specific idrc lol)

Jade: his mushrooms taste bad, 2/10 for easy acess aka breaking his door down and forcibly taking them (/j) fr though who cut u and ur brothers hair like what????

Floyd: eh- same as jade tbh except instead of mushrooms im taking ur snacks

Also please clean ur room before shit grows and well- yeah- pretty self-explanatory, ur overtaken by it and become a mindless monster with one job, kill jade /j

Kalim: too naive, eat snake in front of jamil (/j) he reminds me of emma from tpn

Jamil: dance dance?? Dont have an opinion oh him so snake hair, UMA FROM DESCENDANTS- /j

Vil: done and done

Epel: bbygirl five words only, please dont gender dance moves-

Rook: french dora. Stalker. Berries and cream man haircut.

Idia: and i quote myself, “THE SHUT IN INTROVERT SMELLY GOOFY NERDY GEEKY VIDEO GAME OBSESSED ANIME LOVER BLUE HAIRED AZULAS BLUE FIRE IDIA SHROUD?”

Ortho: baymax 2.0 except not better- u want me to bully a kid whos not a kid????

Malleus: horny boy (this stems from a joke abt his dragon horns for the love of the sevens please no more sex jokes-) how much do u think he has to pay in damages for them breaking dorways as he walks??

Lilia: peepaw. Grampy. Old. Boomer. Mega boomer. Scene kid wannabe. Emo girl wannabe. Emo boy wannabe.

Silver: slep

Sebek: loud, uptight, gReEn, hair??? Ugly, very ugly.

You thought i was gonna leave out the staff and rsa? No.

Crowley: lazy ass bitch who wont do his own work im not afraid to take him to the nearest kfc to be cooked chicken

Trein: old.

Crewel: crewel sounds like cool. What not cool? His pet kink (/j)

Vargas: no- just- no-

Neige: hair needs some fixing- please-

Che’nya: shes better. She slays. She queen. Ur nothing compared to her (/j) her mom cool too

[ventismommy]

ZHONGLI + CHOKING, BEGGING AND DACRYPHILIA?? TYTYTYTTY

Ooo I never get requests for peepaw and I love him so much

notes: contains ofc choking begging and dacryphilia, peepaw gets railed idk what else to say, but we do it 💕nicely💕

“Li.”

”Hmmm?”

”Come to bed.”

Zhongli sighed and set down his pen- momentarily. “I can’t, this is due to Hu Tao tomorrow. It needs to be proofread.“

You sidled over to him in your little satin robe, placing a hand on his shoulder. “Why don’t I help you,” you cooed in a sweet tone- one that was suspiciously sweet to Zhongli. But he had to admit, you had an eye for spotting mistakes he missed in his exhaustion. He nodded, and you carefully nudged your way into his lap.

“Let’s see here,” you said, perched on one of his thighs. He leaned his head forward to rest on your shoulder as you picked up the document to review it. Your sharp eyes scanned the paper as Zhongli slowly started to drift off. Before he knew it, you were gently shaking him awake.

”No mistakes here, love.”

He gaped at you for a moment, still sleepy, the information not quite registering in his brain. ”None at all?”

You stood up and tapped the stack of papers against the desk to straighten them, setting them to the side. “None. I think…that deserves a reward, don’t you?”

Zhongli’s sleepy mind jumped at that thought- at the vague memory of your soft hands all over his body. He nodded quickly, getting up and following you to your shared bedroom like a tired little puppy. You giggled at him, taking his hand as you two walked.

When you got to your bedroom, you turned the two of you til the backs of his legs bumped the edge of the bed. You pushed him down onto it gently, settling in and straddling his lap as you started to undo his tie. Zhongli swallowed hard, hands already gripping your hips tightly, and you pressed a kiss to his forehead. “Relax, darling.“ He nodded.

It took you a minute or two to undo and toss aside the rest of his clothing, and then another few seconds to pull the ties to your robe and let it fall to the floor. Zhongli stared at you, frozen for a moment, before you moved to push him down and the blood rushing south reminded him what was going on. A soft sigh left his mouth as his back hit the bed; and then another, harsher sigh came when you nudged his head up with yours and started to trail kisses and bites along his neck.

He let out a small sound of impatient protest, and you giggled. “Shhh, don’t worry.” you murmured, starting to trail those soft lips- oh, those lips would be the death of him- down his chest, his stomach, his thighs. Harsh bite marks were left on the insides of his thighs and quickly soothed with feather-light kisses. “I-oh-“ he breathed, and then you took his breath away.

One hand wrapped around his cock, starting to stroke him at an agonizingly slow pace. And the other, as you leaned forward, traveled up to where you knew he liked it most- around his neck. His own hands reached up, one settling on your wrist, the other falling up beside his head, fingernails digging into his palms as he struggled with the pleasure. That was one of the many, many things you loved about Zhongli- after thousands of years with no one to spoil him, he was always so, so sensitive. Already, tears pricked the corners of his eyes, threatening to fall each time you moved your hand in juuuust the way he liked. Zhongli lost himself in that pleasure for a good while, exhilarated by how it felt to lose control for once, breathy moans and pants pouring out of his mouth.

But as he drew nearer to the edge, he started to whine at you, those tears now freely flowing down his face and onto the pillow. He pleaded with you, eyes barely open between moans. “I-I- ah- wanna f-feel you, pleas-please- wanna be-e-ah! i-inside y-y-ou, please!!” Oh, you loved your darling, but you couldn’t help but tease just a bit- you pretended to think about it for a moment, if only to hear him beg a little more and watch those pretty tears roll down his face. But finally, you couldn’t resist his pink-flushed cheeks and desperate (re: breathless) pleas.

You shifted yourself and kissed his forehead right as you sunk down onto his cock. He jolted a bit, gripping your wrist tighter and moving his other hand up to grab at your hips. Now, the pleading was incoherent, just garbled strings of moans and whimpers and sounds that could have been words if he wasn’t so focused on trying not to cum too early. Key word- trying.

You squeezed his neck a little bit more as you rolled your hips, sighing in pleasure. True, you didn’t always get to cum right away; Zhongli was, after all, quite sensitive, and overstim turned him into a weak, breathless mess. But he always repaid you later on, sometimes tenfold- and his demeanor in doing so made you think he’d do anything if you asked him.

Which is why it didn’t bother you one bit when he shuddered underneath you, cumming with a desperate cry. Your hand around his throat loosened immediately and moved to stroke his hair. ”Awww…look at you, sweetheart. Deep breaths for me, mkay? You did so well.”

As Zhongli’s breathing slowed back to normal, you busied yourself cleaning him up. When he finally seemed calmer, you laid down, and you didn’t even have to pat your chest- he immediately scooted over to lay his head on your chest and begin to fall asleep.

“Good job, lovely,” you whispered, starting to fall asleep yourself.

[oatzimir-archive]

sum ppl said that they want to hear my hcs abt octonauts so here u go

(btw these r polar bears hcs y'know from the arctic adventure ep )

-old old man i enjoy him, i love him even. hes probably around his early 60s or so.

-he screams grandpa... just how he looks and sounds, hes peepaw

-i really want to give him a name instead of Norwegian bear

-thought about it, his new name is Bjarne. which means fuckin "bear" in norwegian

-i can tell that he really likes warm/hot drinks

-he also loves really cold drinks because fuck you/j

-his paws must be really cold, touch his hands and you will freeze instantly /j

-mf has really bad back posture

-i really cannot explain why but he screams dad energy and he was trying to get to the sea ice n try to get food for his family

-hes probably around 30 or 40 years old

-i gave him the name bernard btw

-eats ice as a dessert

-he always thinks of the worst will happen but literally nothing bad happens

-he maybe likes keeping his things nice and tidy, including his fur. its literally so smooth and soft

- i kinda wanna marry him (platonicly)

-i love this guy so much, not because im canadian- actually yes it is because im canadian

-hes maybe in his mid 20s

-he has no name yet bc im dummy

-he definitely eats melted butter off a stick

-hes probably the type of bear to point at a couple of moose and say 'meese'

-just by his US voice alone- hes definitely just a very chill and relaxed guy

-i love his little hair style,,, do you think he likes rock music

-I LOVE HER SO MUCH shes so pretty oh my gosh, i will give her kisses and hugs wewe <3333

-shes maybe in her late 20s

-i named her polina/Полина,,,

-she would drink hot coco/hot tea while eating ice cubes

-she also seems like a mom to be,, just, idk, she would probably hold me like a baby. honestly she'd look like she would baby everyone

-she can and will adopt you

-obviously a mom friend

[genshin-hours]

Joseph, Mary, Luca, Kevin, and Emily w/ a quiet/shy, introverted, a lil malnourished, and sleep deprived s/o (if that makes sense) that’s always fatigued and is a very selfless ppl plzer. They take hits 4 other survivors and rescue/heal other survivors no matter wut. Hope I’m not bothering u broski

joseph, mary, and luca with a shy+selfless s/o hcs (gn reader)

before I start I do want to mention I updated my rules for the max being 3 characters per ask, but this was prior to the change, so I'll just link the emily and kevin part 2 right here when it is done!

for future reference, if anyone wants to ask for more than 3, just send in another ask! it makes it easier for me, thank you ♡

joseph

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joseph thinks you're adorable. he thinks that your shyness is endearing, and he is more introverted himself, but he worries about your well being

he often worries if you're eating well and getting enough rest, and if he finds out you're not he will be even more worried

joseph is a pretty good cook, so he often will cook meals for the both of you and bring them to your room or ask you to come eat with him

he knows you sometimes just forget about eating, so he tries to gently remind you without it coming off as him babying you

with regards to your sleeping, he has made it a habit now to make you a warm drink before bed and cuddle with you.

also likes playing soft music in the background while you sleep or reading to you

loves to share book recommendations with you, and he will often read a lot of them to you before bed, though he often eases you to sleep with his soft voice, and you end up forgetting what happened in the book

joseph worries about your people pleasing habits because he is scared you might be taken advantage of for your kindness

if any of the survivors try to, they better watch out because the next time they have a match with him, peepaw is tearing it up and smacking people left and right, warning them to stop being so manipulative and selfish before they fly off into the sky with the chair

when you're against him, he always has to mask his sighs as he watches you run to rescue on half health in a desperate attempt to save your teammates

it pains him to down you after that, but he has to do his job, you know

bothers him to see you take hits for teammates and throw yourself into the path of his blade when you should've been able to get away

joseph will gently ask you to try taking care of yourself better, and while helping your teammates is important, you have to help yourself too

kisses your forehead and reminds you that you're wonderful and you deserve all the attention and care that you give people for yourself too

mary

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mary worries a lot about you, but she also knows you're grown and can take care of yourself

she just is confused on why sometimes you just don't eat or sleep??

mary is a decent cook, but she isn't confident in her cooking skills entirely, so she will ask michiko to help her make meals for you

she will drop them off in your room for you and make sure you eat everything

mary also finds your shyness cute because she is extremely confident

but it definitely irks her at how much pressure you put on yourself to please everyone

she is always telling you to focus more on yourself, and she can't quite understand why you would try to make everyone happy when she knows it's impossible

in matches, mary gets frustrated when you swoop in last minute to block a hit from your teammate that causes you to be downed instead

you should've gotten away? and now she has you both down and on chairs

also, when you're on the chair she notices when you look tired, and she frowns and reminds you to get better rest. she worries for you, and again tells about getting your beauty rest

mary truthfully just doesn't want people to take advantage of you. she knows manipulative mindsets, so she can immediately tell when someone is trying to use you

the second she finds out who it was she is destroying them in matches or throwing hands with them afterwards

under no circumstances will she allow you to be thrown under the bus and used for personal gain

she thinks you're such a kind and gentle person, and she wants to protect that caring nature

mary will 100% nag you for going to rescue or heal someone in a dangerous spot when you get downed

promise her you will focus more on your well being and safety so she can relax a little please

luca

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luca doesn't quite understand the people pleasing mentality, though he understands your shyness and introverted tendencies

he is the same way, and he enjoys being around someone like minded

luca will often skip meals simply because he is busy working, so he gets how it happens, but when he sees someone else doing it, he realizes it's not okay

starts to force himself to stop working and attempt to cook a meal.

he cannot cook. if he tries, something always ends up burnt

thankfully emily will usually take over and help him out so he can bring the meals to you to share

you both help eachother out with not skipping meals, and he thinks it's a win-win

luca is also guilty of not sleeping sometimes because of work or whatever he finds himself doing in the middle of the night

however, his worrying for you has caused him to end up falling asleep with you at better times while cuddling

your people pleasing habits confuse him though because he often just tries to avoid contact

people constantly judge him, and if he tried to be nice, some of them would probably try to use him

luca definitely urges you to try to focus more on yourself and your own health and well being because he worries a lot about you

you're always on his mind

during matches, expect luca to nag to you about constantly rescuing and taking hits for everyone

he just patches you up while mumbling about how you have to let the rescuers do their job

also freaks out when you get downed and chaired a lot because you were protecting someone else

though he is a hypocrite because he comes to rescue you after

loves you lots but wants you to worry more about yourself and less about sacrificing yourself for others

doesn't wanna see you hurt. you're so kind and caring, and he thinks you deserve to feel the same kindness you give to others