Peter: *gasp* Pepper! Why did you change your relationship status to single!? Did you and Mr Stark break up!? Why!? When!?
Tony: We didn't break up. We had an argument and Pepper decided to be all dramatic about it!
Pepper: I'm proving a point! You're so dramatic about everything all the time! How do you like it when other people are dramatic over a little thing?!
Tony: Well this is different! This is one argument between a couple! You know I hate it when couples have one argument then change their relationship status to single! That's like posting "orphan" after you have a fight with your parents!
Pepper: You used to do that Tony!
Tony: Okay, in my defense, that was funny
Pepper: you scared all of America several times! You told the world your dad was dead! They believed you, he had to do a press conference every time you did it!
Peter: Man, this makes me wish I wasn't an orphan so I could do this!
Tony: This? Not the fact that your parents are dead and you can barely remember them?
Peter: Well, that too I guess
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I got a shit ton of writing done (four pages!), then I managed to clean for nearly an hour, and then I showered and did a full skincare routine for not just my face, but my entire body! “Peaches why are you saying this like it’s an accomplishment, any regular person can do that shit” well I’m Way Below a Regular Person, so I’m proud of myself 😌
My bathroom shelves are organized at last and my skin is soft and almond blossom-scented, plus I may be able to post a fic by week’s end. I’m gonna call that a win!
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I am a young adult and am experiencing Exciting yet Mundane Adult Things for the first time, part [I don't fuckin know]:
I went to ikea today and got a salad spinner so now I can prep veggies without them going soggy in the container 👍👍👍
(for some reason I've been fixated on getting a salad spinner for a while so I feel like a puzzle piece has finally clicked into place 😌😌 or smth like that)
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ur art is super epic awesome !!!
Awww, thank you. Thas' very sweet of ya t' say heh🫶‼️🦷
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someone get me an ice cold dr. pepper (and custom makeup in dti)
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Honestly kind of impressed with myself for creating the Worst Homemade Pasta Sauce Known To Man
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On a different note, Spice and Wolf figurines frequently depict a nude wolf girl.
The series is about medieval economics.
If you just saw the figures and thought Holo was cute, so you decided to check it out because hot anime waifu, then the story itself will hit you with significant whiplash.
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Natasha and Wanda getting Pepper to forbid Tony from doing a big party for New Years cause they know Jaws with all those strangers around wouldn’t be a good idea. Plus no one but Tony particularly likes those parties anyway.
Tony can only protest so much T-T
But a small party with just Avengers/inner circle friends is definitely the way to go. Natasha and Wanda make sure that it's actually a gathering that Jaws can relax and enjoy👌🏾
Again, Jaws can't drink alcohol, so they're just having soda for the night. Maybe some bigger snacks available too instead of those dainty hors d'oeuvres you usually have at a Stark Party ™️ 🤔
Specifics for what goes on are alluding me, but I know one thing:
WE'RE LIGHTIN THOSE HOMEMADE FIREWORKS BABY! 😈
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