#pete davidson headcanons

[pid-widgin]

You're telling me this isn't Rosekiller?

[spaghettiosonaboat]

I hc that Noah has tabs on everyone he has a close relationship with, almost like stalking. I feel like he'd build a small tracker into Mirage when he rebuilt him because he doesn't want to lose him. He has Elena's routes to her frequented places and her favorite and least favorite things written down, he hid an airtag in Reek's car EVEN when he says he doesn't care that much for him. He has 3 copies of Kris and Breanna's medical records. He even has things on the other autobots. Why? Because he's used to losing those close to him in the military, like if they got shot or base transferred. He wants all of his closest people to be safe and protected 24/7, and doesn't realize this isn't the way to go about it.

[disformer]

dis.. do you have voice HCs for your combaticons and protectobots

Ooh some of them! Idris Elba would be a great Onslaught, and Swindles TFA voice is still so so good. In my lowest moments… maybe Pete Davidson would be a good Vortex. A.J Beckles for Blades EZ. I’d definitely want a transfem and transmasc VA for Blast Off and Aid respectively, preferably with some vocal fry for the both of them (it’s hot), maybe an Aussie/NZealander for Hot Spot? That’s about it

[thebadboyfanclub]

Master list

I want to preface this by saying I’m sorry for forcing y’all to having to scroll to find my imagines this took like two days to make, also I hope you were not expecting some fancy and beautiful list I am not that talented but this will do the trick.

Also everybody needs to thank @pearlstiare cause she quite literally took me by the hand and walked me through the entire process out of the goodness of their heart, so thank you for being such a wonderful person. Without further or due, enjoy!

Part two of the masterlist

Full list of the characters I write for

Aemond Targaryen

You Are No Dragon

All For The Motherland

My Little Sea Snake

The Apple Of His Eye

Do You Love Me?

‘Till The Seven Rings Of Hell

Take Care Of Me, My Love

I Would Be Honored

Grow Forever, Never Yield

I Will Do It

Lead The Way

Lady Wife Falling Asleep Headcanon

Aegon Targaryen

The Man You Deserve

I Spill My Blood For You

What’s Your Name?

I Want To Try

After You Little Pet

Queen Of My Life

Lady Wife Falling Asleep Headcanon

Jacaerys Velaryon

Do You Want this?

Part One

Part Two

Lady Wife Falling Asleep Headcanon

Cregan Stark

My hearts soldier

My Beloved Wife

Daemon Targaryen

My Moonlight

You Bled For Them, You Decide

Part One

Part Two

An Eye For An Eye

Your Sweet Princess

Are You Mad?

The Death Of Me

She Has Your Eyes

Left Or Right?

It Is Time

What Are You Waiting For Then?

My Turn

We’ll Finish This Later

The Sunflower Of Highgarden

A Risk Taker

Gods Have Mercy

My Dragon

Lady Wife Falling Asleep Headcanon

Tywin Lannister

I Got You, Little Wolf

The Bloody Princess

Massimo Torricelli

Fire And Flame

Part one

Part two

Part three

Part four

Part five

Sherlock Holmes

It’s Alright Darling

You Are Family Now

Napoleon Solo

I Got You

Henry Cavill

The Lady Of The House

Part one

Part two

Let Me Have This

Geralt Of Rivia

Protect The Queen

Part one

Part two

There’s Nothing Wrong With Submission

The Dream

Part one

Part two

You Are My Home

Rio

You Can Do Better

A Boy, A Girl And A Game

You Are My Light

She Will Learn

Pete Davidson

The Sun And Moon

Dating Pete Davidson (Spiritual Edition)

Cedric Diggory

You Sneaky Little Fox

Draco Malfoy

We’ll Get Caught

Carlisle Cullen

What’s For Dinner?

Do I Have To?

One Way To Find Out

Just Like You

Of Course Precious

What’s Your Biggest Fear?

Off To Bed For You

Aro Volturi

Lamb For Slaughter

Emmett Cullen

Sir, This Is McDonald’s

That’s My Girl

Edward Cullen

Let Me Do Better

Jasper Hale

Pleasure Is All Mine

Niklaus Mikaelson

You Started This?

Part One

Part Two

My Little Cub

Our Love Is Eternal

Mess Is Mine

Sounds Like Heaven

Maybe It’s Better This Way

Elijah Mikaelson

I Quite Enjoyed It

We’ll See About That

Kai Parker

You’ll Be Fine

See You Around Honey

Excuse Me?

Ivar The Boneless

She Is A Lady

Harwin Strong

I Promise

Look At Me, Princess

I Would Like That

Khal Drogo

Stay With Me

[rbvcdeluxe]

Use this as an excuse to dump a bunch of Hatchetfield headcanons, go nuts dude

YEAAAA

(I want to say that Melissa is mentioned in this. Jus in case someone is uncomfortable with Hey Melissa references)

The nerds have a groupchat. Grace sends "Jesus loves you!" gifs every morning, and also a bunch of praying emojis constantly.

This one is just silly and nothing serious, but sometimes the Lords in Black when they are in human-like forms they like to play pretend and mock humans. They usually act as if they were siblings to make fun of that.

Ruth Fleming is a Tim Minchin and Bo Burnham fan. Her favorite songs are definitely Confessions, High School Party and Nerds (Studio)

Ted Spankoffski is ALSO a Tim Minchin fan. This one is unexplainable honestly, my brain just told me this hc and I went with it, but look, it makes sense to me. His favorite song is Beauty.

Shopper #4 has committed multiple crimes. Mainly tax fraud. I have no reasons for this one, I just know it.

People from Clivesdale know what Hatchetfield says about them, but they think it's in a fun way. They think that Hatchetfield residents pretend to hate them for the funsies and Clivesdale does it back in a playful manner, but they don't know that Hatchetfield, does in fact, HATE THEM and it is not a joke for them. Fuck Clivesdale.

Grace is always carrying a little teeny bible in her backpack, it is so damn small.

Frank Pricely is TRANS. this hc started as a joke but I started to take it seriously at some point. It's just the idea of it that is so funny. Frank basically came out with a friend of his by saying "Can I be frank with you?” and like, he told his friend that he was trans BUT he didn't know with what name to go by and asked him to help him chose a name, his friend thought about it and since he said 'frank' because he said the ‘can I be frank with you’ thingy and Pricely actually liked the name and then LATER ON his friend realized how fucking funny his name was considering that Frank is the capitalist ever and his last name is Pricely.

Ruth forced Grace to watch Jesus Christ Superstar.

Charlotte and Sam don't have any wedding pictures, so they don't have any visual memories of that day.

Char and Sam were high school sweethearts.

Ruth, Richie and Pete like to make gift exchanges every christmas and they get the stupidest shit ever for each other. And for some reason Ted also participates sometimes.

Mr. Davidson sometimes likes to write poems for Carol. I have no reason for this headcanon, I just think it's cute.

Melissa has watched The Human Centipede and it's her favorite movie even if she won't say it. She may say that she has watched it but isn't explicit about liking it.

Deb owns at least over 6 different pairs of boots.

When Blinky and Pokey are in a human-like forms, Pokey sometimes plays fullass one-man-shows for Blinky for the funsies.

Richie loves energy drinks.

Oddly specific (hyperspecific) headcanon that I came up with as a joke but now I think it's way too funny to let it go: Sam has a Samsung phone ONLY in the TGWDLM timeline. In any other timeline he has a different one, but in The Guy he has a Samsung. I won't even explain why I think it's too obvious and it would ruin the joke if I do explain.

The nameless background characters that Lauren and Jeff are playing in La Dee Dah Dah Day are both non binary and are also dating. Idk, I don't have explanation for this one, I just went with the vibes.

Melissa has a fullass document dedicated to cat pictures.

In CCRP they sometimes play board games, Mr. Davidson is usually the one who chooses the game.

I can't think of more right now so YES I WILL REBLOG TO ADD MORE LATER!!

[moosha-mushroom]

pt.1 (TGWDLM, so SPOILERS)

some random headcanons I have for the hatchet field peeps. One for each person in each musical, then I’ll do nightmare time character.

Paul- He has a collection of fidget toys at his desk, and when he had the grenades, he fiddled with them a lot. Nearly set one off.

Emma- She tried training a nighthawk in community college, but it shat everywhere, which made her hate the birds.

Bill- He and Sylvia from the top actually have a pretty good relationship, and Alice even likes her. (I want him to be happy)

Ted- Ted spends a lot of time emailing Pete instead of working because a part of him is paranoid Pete might get hurt at high school, plus sneaks candy in his lunch.

Charlotte- She has to have a teddy bear with her to replace the comfort she expects from Sam.

Mr. Davidson- Barry and him play Poker on Fridays.

Nora- She binge watched k-dramas.

Zoe- Her room is the most dogshit mess you’ll ever see, and she constantly neglects to clean ‘because she’ll get to it once she gets the hell out of town’

Professor Hidgens- A piece of Henry’s paranoia came from watching all of X-Files and forgetting they’re not real.

General Macnamara- He’s never used technology beyond stuff at P.E.I.P, and avoids phones and computers when he can. It makes him quite the boomer when it comes to working them.

Alice- Her favorite game is Cards Against Humanity or Pictionary. One because she plays with Deb, one she plays with Bill.

[pleasantspark]

Okay Genuis, what color would he be?

Let's not forget Pete Davidson is White himself, and everyone gets offended at characters portrayed not as their skin tone. I based off his holoform from a picture of him I like, I don't accept criticism and I hate seeing this type of bigotry.

It's fine if you don't think that, but don't push your headcanons in fact this didn't even contribute to the convo lol.

[chdarling]

Is it weird that I feel like Peter is the Pete Davidson of Hogwarts? Not like the BDE, but like the kind of popular/famous by association/accident and dark dry humor. Could also totally see one of his exes writing thank you, next. . .

Lmao incredible headcanon 😂😂

[shoheiakagi]

A , E , F , J , K , L , M , V , Z for Dewa and Bandou -dd

Hi!! I hope all is well! Everything is all under the cut since it ended up being longer than I thought it would be

Send me a homra boy!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Bandou: surprisingly very sweet in his own subtle way. Once he calms down, he’s a little shy and is often mumbling to you in a low tone. But he’s very perceptive to your every reaction. If he sees you wince for a millisecond, he’s automatically all over you, asking if you need a massage, was he too rough, do you want him to draw you a bath. He nags at you to pee right away cause fuck he can’t have you risk catching a UTI! He’s not the best cook, but he tries his best and makes you a sandwich or order your favorite takeout, and makes sure that you drink a lot of water so that you can regain your energy

Dewa: the best at aftercare amongst the boys. After taking some to calm down, he’s immediately on his feet, grabbing his shirt and using it to clean the sticky cum from his partner’s body. Has no problem with carrying his s/o to the bathroom if theyre unable to walk, drawing them both a nice bath, with his partner’s favorite music playing in the background

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Bandou: while he’s not shy around women like yata, he’s very awkward when it comes romantically and sexually pursuing someone, which makes him one of the least experienced out of the boys. But the thing is, he’s so insecure and is constantly putting himself down, he’s not aware of how many people’s attention on him when he briefly takes off his sunglasses. I like to headcanon bandou as the pete davidson of the k universe lol. He has the height, dry sense of humor, and lanky figure to lure in the baddies who want to ‘fix’ and ‘take care’ of him. I can see bandou losing his virginity to some girl he met at a club that he went to with chitose during his early days at homra

Dewa: he makes a lot of his decisions by doing the exact opposite of what chitose does, but that doesn’t mean he lacks experience. While he is extremely picky on he chooses to spend his time with, he had a good amount of people warm his bed. I like to think that while chitose was in a committed relationship during high school, dewa was the one who would (occasionally) sleep around, not really finding anyone that interests him.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Bandou: reverse cowgirl 😫 he loves when his partner takes charge in the bedroom. The sight of his partner bouncing on his dick does things to him and shit don’t blame him if he ends up cumming too quick. He once ended up cumming inside of his partner while they were riding him and shit maybe being a father this young won’t be that bad

Dewa: loves to get in a 69 position with his lover, but he really loves to penetrate his partner with their legs over his shoulder

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Bandou: the guys would always taunt him for being that friend who’s always horny and shit they’re right! Maybe its because of his limited experience, but bandou finds himself spending a lot of nights watching his favorite p*rn videos while jacking off. If you ask him who his favorite adult star is, he’ll give you five names

Dewa: does not masturbate that often, but whenever he does, its always when he’s taking a shower. Showers are meant for thinking, and sometimes his thoughts tend to dangerous categories. At least it helps with the cleaning process 🤷‍♀️

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bandou: voice kink! He flushes and buries his face against his partner’s neck when they cry out his name. He’s always been a little in love with their voice; whether they’re yelling at him, laughing at him, seducing him, or whispering their secrets to him. But his favorite has to be when they’re crying and moaning out his name, nails scratching his back, as he dicks them down

Dewa: he loves having total control over his partner during bed, so he indulges in a lot of roleplay scenarios based on power play such as teacher/student, ceo/secretary, mafia leader/stripper, etc. nothing turns him on more than seeing his partner lose control and submit to him

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bandou: is pretty adventurous and does not have a favorite location, since he has a bucket list of places he wants to fuck his partner at. He looks up to chitose a lot when it comes to sex, and chitose is always bragging about the different locations he had sex at, the amount of times he almost got caught, and the amount of times he actually got caught. Bandou sometimes fantasizes about his partner being from s4, and how he would fuck them at their office, not caring who comes in and catches them

Dewa: pretty traditional since he prefers to fuckhis partner in his bedroom. he can only trust his hygiene and cleanliness, afterall

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Bandou: he loves it when his favorite rock band is playing in the background while he fucks his partner, especially when his favorite guitar solo comes down. Once tried matching his thrusts to the beat of the drums lol

Dewa: i think nothing gets to dewa like a sharp tongue. Someone who can match his monotone voice and dull words with a witty retort. It makes him even more motivated to break that cocky demeanor and bring them to tears, pleading him to please let them cum

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Bandou: so fucking loud. He is definitely one of those guys who moans and whimpers out loud during sex, gritting his teeth as he tries not to make any noises

Dewa: is pretty quiet, with the occasional groans and curses leaving his lips. He did let out a yelp once when his partner managed to catch him off guard and pin him to the bed, which mortified him. Will deny with a deadpan expression on his face when asked about that moment lol

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Bandou: very high. Bandou having sex is like letting a kid run into a candy shop. He’s very cocky at first, acting like he knows his shit, but once he gets his usual dose of humbling, he becomes very enthusiastic, willing to learn and try out different types of positions. He’s definitely the type to want to have sex with his partner every night once they finally get together

Dewa: i feel like dewa is one of the rare guys who have a lower sex drive. The type who doesn’t sleep around when he’s single unless he really needs to let some stress out, but the gym and the usual fights aren’t working out.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Bandou: once he’s sure his partner is all good and doesn’t need anything from him, he’s very quick to fall asleep. But ngl, i think bandou probably begged his partner to be his cockwarmer while he sleeps. He swears he sleeps the best when they’re still wrapped around him

Dewa: is very tempted to knock out as soon he cums. But before he and his partner falls asleep, he wants to make sure theyre both cleaned up and grab a bite, so that they don’t fall asleep all sticky and hungry. Idk i see dewa being a very (sometimes unreasonably) hygienic person, so i can also see him yanking the sticky bedsheets off so that they don’t wake up feeling uncomfortable and dirty

[elxctrics]

"everything is grey - his hair, his smoke, his dreams and now he's so devoid of color, he don't know what it means and he's blue."

(—) ★ spotted!! JACKSON BLACKWELL on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the 41 year old looks like CHARLIE HUNNAM, but i don’t really see it. while  the FORMER NFL QUARTERBACK/COMEDIC ACTOR/TALK SHOW HOST is known for being WARM my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be BROKEN i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song colors by halsey  { he/him / cismale } - penned by CANDICE, 26, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER

  ˗ˏˋ ＊ ‣ 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬    :  

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𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓼

name: jackson charles blackwell

age: forty two

nicknames: jack, jax

date of birth: april 1st, 1982

astrological sign: aries

place of birth: los angeles, california

occupation: former nfl quarterback / comedic actor / late night talk show host

label: the comic

positive traits: warm, friendly, charming, hilarious

negative traits: broken, indecisive, jealous, broody

characters/celebrities he’s like: adam sandler, jimmy fallon, pete davidson

𝓫𝓲𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝔂

born in los angeles, california, jackson didn’t come from money or fame or anything special. he was born to a regular, middle class family and lived as normal of a life as one possibly could.

as a little boy, football was his life, and he had dreams of being an nfl star. however, as he got older, he also had a love for the stage. he loved making people laugh just by being his goofy self, which helped him get into one of the most prestigious high schools in los angeles. but when high school rolled around, he knew he wouldn’t have time for both and had to pick one, so he of course went with football.

by his sophomore year, he was moved up to varsity and made the quarterback of the team. he had such natural talent and the scouts were after him long before he even started thinking about college.

he got a full football scholarship to the university of southern california and absolutely loved college life. of course, his time was dedicated to football, his fraternity and his high school sweetheart who went to the university of southern california with him, but his love of performance was always there.

he’d perform at comedy clubs over the weekends just for fun and make funny sketch videos with his friends, but it was never something he took seriously, simply because he knew football was his ultimate end goal.

by his second year in college, jackson was drafted by the los angeles rams - his favorite team, and it was an absolute dream come true. for five years, he lived the absolute dream. he and his high school sweetheart were divorced when the fame got to his head and he lived the ultimate bachelor life. 

he led the team to five consecutive super bowl victories, was always spotted with the hottest model on his arm, had lucrative deals with a plethora of designers, car brands and anything you could think of, and practically had himself solidified as a football legend.

it all came crashing down one night when he was involved in a serious car wreck, one that destroyed his knee and after many surgeries and physical therapies, he was left unable to play football ever again.

he spent an entire year in a deep depression, trying to find his purpose again and that's when he decided to tap into the side of himself that loved performing. he landed his first role in a drama movie that was a box office flop, so he shifted back to his roots and began to do comedy movies and hit the absolute jackpot. (career claim is adam sandler)

he rolled out comedy after comedy movie, hosting snl more than anyone, and became known as hollywood’s warm, charming and funny guy, and although he likes the attention, he hates not being taken seriously. 

when he was in his mid thirties, he was granted a coveted late night talk show - ‘the tonight show with jackson blackwell’ and spends his evenings interviewing those who are much more successful and interesting than he is, which has only caused his resentment to grow.

he’s tired of being looked at as ‘the funny one’ as ‘the joke’, especially since this all was simply plan b for him and his real dream was so cruelly snatched away from him.

he chases validation and power, which is why he’s notorious for being married way too many times and being involved with a plethora of women, but he likes to keep his reputation clean, and always has an nda in place with anyone he’s with that prevents them from saying anything bad about him or how he’s the most unfaithful man in hollywood.

[fastandtheformula1]

miscellaneous masterlist

last updated: february 11, 2023

Andrew Garfield

dating him would include...

boyfriend headcanons

Timothee Chalamet

worried

Mike Faist 

insecure

Richard Madden 

dating him would include...

Niall Horan

insomnia

Harry Styles 

scared

no

Bo Burnham 

he catches you playing his song at 3 am

George Micheal 

dating him would include...

Ansel Elgort 

afterglow

Thomas Broadie Sangster 

afterglow

Pete Davidson

blurb after a fight

The Outsiders

being a curtis sister would include...

Fred Weasley

coming out to him as bisexual

[rxscss]

“𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓈 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓎 - 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇, 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓂𝑜𝓀𝑒, 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒽𝑒'𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑒𝓋𝑜𝒾𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝑜𝓁𝑜𝓇, 𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝑒'𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝓊𝑒.“

(—) ★ spotted!! JACKSON BLACKWELL on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the 42 year old looks like SEBASTIAN STAN, but i don’t really see it. while  the FORMER NFL QUARTERBACK/COMEDIC ACTOR/TALK SHOW HOST is known for being WARM my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be BROKEN i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song colors by halsey  { he/him / cismale } - penned by CANDICE, 25, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER

𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓼

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𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓼

name: jackson charles blackwell

age: forty two

nicknames: jack, jax

date of birth: april 1st, 1980

astrological sign: aries

place of birth: los angeles, california

occupation: former nfl quarterback / comedic actor / late night talk show host

label: the comic

positive traits: warm, friendly, charming, hilarious

negative traits: broken, indecisive, jealous, broody

characters/celebrities he’s like: adam sandler, jimmy fallon, pete davidson

𝓫𝓲𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝔂

born in los angeles, california, jackson didn’t come from money or fame or anything special. he was born to a regular, middle class family and lived as normal of a life as one possibly could.

as a little boy, football was his life, and he had dreams of being an nfl star. however, as he got older, he also had a love for the stage. he loved making people laugh just by being his goofy self, which helped him get into one of the most prestigious high schools in los angeles. but when high school rolled around, he knew he wouldn’t have time for both and had to pick one, so he of course went with football.

by his sophomore year, he was moved up to varsity and made the quarterback of the team. he had such natural talent and the scouts were after him long before he even started thinking about college.

he got a full football scholarship to the university of southern california and absolutely loved college life. of course, his time was dedicated to football, his fraternity and his high school sweetheart who went to the university of southern california with him, but his love of performance was always there.

he’d perform at comedy clubs over the weekends just for fun and make funny sketch videos with his friends, but it was never something he took seriously, simply because he knew football was his ultimate end goal.

by his second year in college, jackson was drafted by the los angeles rams - his favorite team, and it was an absolute dream come true. for five years, he lived the absolute dream. he and his high school sweetheart were divorced when the fame got to his head and he lived the ultimate bachelor life. 

he led the team to five consecutive super bowl victories, was always spotted with the hottest model on his arm, had lucrative deals with a plethora of designers, car brands and anything you could think of, and practically had himself solidified as a football legend.

it all came crashing down one night when he was involved in a serious car wreck, one that destroyed his knee and after many surgeries and physical therapies, he was left unable to play football ever again.

he spent an entire year in a deep depression, trying to find his purpose again and that's when he decided to tap into the side of himself that loved performing. he landed his first role in a drama movie that was a box office flop, so he shifted back to his roots and began to do comedy movies and hit the absolute jackpot. (career claim is adam sandler)

he rolled out comedy after comedy movie, hosting snl more than anyone, and became known as hollywood’s warm, charming and funny guy, and although he likes the attention, he hates not being taken seriously. 

when he was in his mid thirties, he was granted a coveted late night talk show - ‘the tonight show with jackson blackwell’ and spends his evenings interviewing those who are much more successful and interesting than he is, which has only caused his resentment to grow.

he’s tired of being looked at as ‘the funny one’ as ‘the joke’, especially since this all was simply plan b for him and his real dream was so cruelly snatched away from him.

he chases validation and power, which is why he’s notorious for being married way too many times and being involved with a plethora of women, but he likes to keep his reputation clean, and always has an nda in place with anyone he’s with that prevents them from saying anything bad about him or how he’s the most unfaithful man in hollywood.

𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓶𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝔂 & 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓻

football career: 

college football: quarterback for the usc trojans the university of southern california from 1998-1999 

nfl career: quarterback for the los angeles rams from 2000-2005

movie career:

the happening (2006) : elliot - a major box office flop

grown ups (2006)

big daddy (2007)

billy madison (2008)

happy gilmore (2008)

grown ups 2 (2009)

click (2009)

the waterboy (2010)

the longest yard (2010)

the wedding singer (2011) feat. mallory wells

i now pronounce you chuck and larry (2012)

50 first dates (2013) feat. mallory wells

just go with it (2013)

that’s my boy (2014)

anger management (2015)

don’t mess with the zohan (2016)

funny people (2017)

punch-drunk love (2018)

spanglish (2020)

blended (2021) feat. mallory wells

uncut gems (2022)

tv career: 

saturday night live: over 100 appearances in various sketches from 2006-present and has hosted 10 times over the years.

the tonight show with jackson blackwell (2016-present)

[spaghettiosonaboat]

ROTB HEADCANNONS (Yes I know its been a while supernatural has my heart)

Noah will take apart and put together a gun repeatedly as a form of stimulation

Elena intentionally messes with Noah's hair

Arcee tried to pick up Noah once, but he kicked her repeatedly and stained her paint with his shoes

Reek babysits Kris when Noah and Breanna have work to do

Noah visits the Museum where Elena works and sometimes brings her food

When Mirage married Noah, he picked him up and showed him off to Optimus

Bumblebee likes watching nature documentaries

Thats it for now lol

[moonlit-void-to-the-far-unknown]

Girl it’s 3:41 AM and I’m just thinking abt sex with Pete and you asking him to choke you and him being like “ uh I don’t wanna hurt you I mean I’m down but again don’t wanna kill you “ and then you start off slow and then he fucking rEALLY STARTS CHOKING YOU WITH EVERY THRUST AND UGH BITCH MY KITTY IS PURRING

Petes thrusts were slow but deep, hitting just how you needed him to. You grabbed his hand, pulling it closer to your throat

“Choke me.....pls daddy” placing his hand on your throat he let it rest there looking at you, his hips stopping

“Uh I don’t wanna hurt you....I’m down but again don’t wanna kill you so”

It was a light hold at first, his hips moving again, he squeezed slightly watching your mouth open, eyes closed.

“Fuck that’s...”

Before long his thrusts were sharp and rough, his hand squeezing around your throat just enough to have you seeing stars as he made you cum around his cock.

“Fuck fuck fuck daddy.....fuck....” he watched as you grabbed his wrist, holding it in place while your hips rose off the bed slightly.

“Oh fuck we are so doing this again”

[eyoricka]

ok..hear me out..how about a headcannon..of taking a bath or shower with pete and afterwards watching a disney movie or coloring or something cute like that!!!!!!!!!

Hey nonnie! I love this idea hear it isn hope you will enjoy!

Warnings: Mention of weed

_ As you are in the shower, relaxing, Pete would knock to be sure that you are comfortable with him entering the room

_ Letting him in without hesitation

_ He would awkwardly smile at you asking if he could join you

_ Smiling back at him, nodding gently

_ Making him place as he would strip down

_ Once in, he would rest his head on yours

_ Enjoying the warmth that engulfed you

_ Sloppy kisses on your collarbone and neck

_ Him running his fingers through your hair

_ He would insist on washing your hair and rinsing them

_ Letting out a satisfied hum that would make him smirk

_ Tracing delicately over his tattoos and the scars of the gone ones

_ Not talking just enjoying the moment

_ Except from few “I can’t believe I am dating such a beautiful person”, “you are so pretty” and others compliments

_ Shutting him by kissing him

_ But complimenting him too

_ He would use your soap

_ Loving its smell since it is the smell of you, of comfort

_ Finally deciding to leave the shower

_ “ Not the use I imagined when I installed that porno shower but it is even better” he would joke as you hand him a towel

_ Helping him to get dry

_ He would help you to towel dry your hair and then brush them

_ Just a soothing time together

_ Deciding to spend a calm and cute evening together

_ Too lazy to cook something really fancy

_ Just eating sweets, ice creams and candies through the evening

_ Smoking some blunts

_ Deciding to watch a movie together

_ Taking a loooooong time to pick one

_ Finally choosing a Disney

_ Again spending more time on picking the right one

_ Eventually starting to play Brother Bear

_ Singing the songs together and containing your laugh as you would realize how bad singers you both are

_ Pete probably paying more attention to you and your cuteness than to the movie

_ Holding each other close

_ Cuddling

_ Being super comfy

_ Yawning

_ Pete smiling at your sleepy face

_ Trying your best to not fall asleep on Pete

_ Failing

_ Both falling asleep in each other arms on the couch

_ Absolutely loving those peaceful nights together

[writinghood]

What about soft domestic Pete hc’s please? ❤️

Awuh!

After a stressful show, Pete often comes home wanting you to be quiet and kind to him. He likes to lay his head on your chest and listen to the rhythm of your heartbeat while you rub his back or play with his hair. This is where he feels most safe and wanted.

SNL after show parties might be legendary, but Pete would rather you two head out for some Chinese take out before going somewhere more private so that he can listen to you talk about your day or have a long conversation about something mindless and funny.

Whenever you ride the subway, Pete likes to sit close and hold your hand or stand in front of you if there are no available seats. He wants to make certain that you’re protected from the world of shit he’s grown accustom to.

His ideal date is taking you somewhere you’ve never been before so he can enjoy how much you either love it or hate it. If you love the date, he takes pride in making good decisions. If you hate it, he’ll tease you about it for months.

Thinking himself a terrible cook, that doesn’t mean he won’t try. Every once in awhile, he’ll bake cookies or try grilling out to impress you. If the food turns out horrific, he’ll use it in his stand up act.