#phallical

[hangingoffence]

jason causes havoc and mass murder while wearing the bat symbol<3

[ph-cutie]

DISCO ELYSIUM - LOCATIONS

[crowley-stardust]

watching that driving scene in the blitz back it’s like. Good grief. Aziraphale really was shooting his shot there. If he hadn’t kept on with the “ooh you’re so nice you’re so kind” bollocks, and if Crowley wasn’t as dense as a fucking brick, they really could have shagged. they could’ve had it all. it’s ok tho bc we still got the homoerotic “aim for my mouth” “trust me” gun business.

[thoodleoo]

the ancient romans would have lost their shit over fireworks. they'd make up some insane omens about it. like, giant, loud bursts of light in the sky? the augurs would be working overtime. every triumphing general would be competing to see who has the loudest most obnoxious firework show in his triumph. and that's not even getting into fireworks with shapes. would love to see how long it takes them to design a firework that looks like a phallus

[gvaine]

You still think I'm arrogant? — No. More… supercilious.

2.13 The Last Dragonlord

[artashipatrick]

+1

[eldritchdilf]

This is just what flirting with undiagnosed autism looks like

[tgtbata]

i think there’s something intimate about sliding the angel blade out of someone else’s sleeve

[palmer]

I need a challengers-esque movie about competitive hot dog eating rivals who hate each other but also have sex. It could be called deepthroat.

[deancrowleycas]

meat man

[chaosxcrushed]

HI GUESS WHO GOT INTO AVA/AVM!! anyways some dumb doodles we did

bonus

[flipflopitstimetostop2]

was thinking about that one thing somebody submitted to the regretevator headcanons blog that was like “poob would say the most out of pocket shit if it was only them and pest in the elevator”

alternate version under the cut (cw drugs)

[bluedillylee]

Yeah Geralt, he wants to blow out your back 😉🦴

[saintbleeding]

[ID: Digital art of Lady Mowbray from The Magnus Protocol. She is a tall older white woman with grey hair, wearing an old-fashioned hunting suit with jodhpurs and tall boots, and wielding a double-barrelled rifle. She is shown from an extreme low angle, smirking with satisfaction, one boot on the side of her human victim. They are shown from the back, a wound in their head and bruises visible on the skin of their lower back. Behind Lady Mowbray is visible a red and yellow sunset above a clearing in a greenish-black wood. End ID.]

ohhhhh she’s despicable i love her

[fishfingersandscarves]

just a little #SandmanDTIYS1 ✨

prints now available!

[happyheidi]

A lovely generic walk in the woods with Our Generic Queen and her snappy, annoyed aunt (that’s Frida and Moffe, for those who haven’t caught on to all the lunacy that’s been my blog the past days 😂😂) by my moms place 🌿🌳 it’s such a fun forest! Lots of things to see and experience. I spent almost the entire time walking with some garbage I collected (I can’t stand when ppl throw things like a plastic cup (WHYYY??) and other things that don’t belong in nature, in nature, so we cleaned up a little. Look how lovely it is 🌸🌿🍃