The avengers: Coulson?! I thought you were murdered years ago!
Coulson: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I'm flawless.
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imagine you're phil and just by whacking on a cap you subtly, tastefully and effectively promote your partner's upcoming premiere while also looking cute as fuck. what power
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Learning that Philip Michael Lester has written gay fanfiction has honestly improved my life
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Dan being a simp part 2532 when will we ever be free, he can't stop helping Phil, it's like so serious he's so down bad
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"In the most insulting way possible, that looks like something I'd buy." --Daniel Howell
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i just love how all my dan and phil mutuals are either lesbians or trans men, there is no in between
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I want a QSMP "Guess Who Had This Convo" mini-event real bad. No real reason, just to have a bunch of the convos that different members have had as a who dunnit kinda thing
I need everyone being like "Oh this convo was DEFINITELY between so-and-so" or "I HEARD THEM HAVE THIS CONVO and I'm NOT telling you cause you would not believe it HA"
Whoever guesses the most can win something like some coins or have bragging rights or something, but i think it would be hilarious over all
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If I had a nickel for every time Anthony Padilla attended the comedy show of a fellow YouTuber guy
who was then on Anthony's "I spent a day" show
and Anthony was hit on by said fellow YouTuber guy
I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"
x y z
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why did i just randomly find a dnp old merch in this bundle i went to i!;!;!?;?4?:!?;
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Dan was so mad when Phil implied it was his present that was the worst. He’s so dramatic😭
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ok but does anyone else immediately hear the word 'piss' and think of phil lol? like he says it so much i've just started associating it w/ him lad i'm so sorry that this is ur new brand lol
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finn wolfhard 🤝 phil dunster
playing every character in queerest way possible
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Oh this explains exactly why I hated Mean Girls:
Because jesus christ NO!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT o_O;;;
My family moved around a lot so I transferred schools a lot lol, often in the middle of the school year too. Thanks to that I experienced a wide variety of social dynamics. In the worst, most hierarchic and 'kill or be killed' schools, I was a weirdo outsider, sometimes with literally no friends (which was fine; I knew that wouldn't last forever, bc we were probably going to move again in a couple years). In other schools where there was much less hierarchy and performance, and much more solidarity and camaraderie, I had a lot of friends and was part of many social groups.
Is your school, workplace, family etc. shit? Well, it's not like that everywhere!
You don't have to ruin your life, sell your soul or abandon all morals trying to 'fit in' when the system is shit.
YOU CAN RESIST THE SYSTEM.
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If you don’t think for a second c!Techno doesn’t read to Patches your dead wrong!! Like it’s a tradition at this point and Patches just falls asleep on him, every time, c!Dream finds it both cute and funny.
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